>Dr Pavel, I'm IRS
>Dr. Pablo, I'm ICE
>>223225867That's a big tax cut
>the tax plan I just filed with the agency lists me my wife but only one of you
FIRST ONE TO FILE GETS TO STAY ON TAX-FREE STATUS
>>223225965Fill out form 4U
>>223225867Claim?
>>223225867>Evade?
>No body cared who I was until I made an honest error on my tax returns
>>223225867he didnt become that
>Or he’s wondering why someone would omit secondary income on the tax return, before handing it out to the state
>>223225867
dead meme
>>223226077Kek'd and check'd
>>223226077Hehe
>A lot of deductions, for a non-profit!
>they expect one of us to pay our taxes brother
>>223226077>bane posting is so played ou-
>>223225901>>223226077LMFAO
>>223229787Nice, very nice
>>223225867>no one cared who I was until I forgot to report all income
>>223226077Lmao
>>223225867>They work for the tax-dodger, the Nonprofitta Man.
>sne*dposters all either grow up, transition, and/or kill themselves>/tv/ is once again a meme paradise/tv/ is healing
>>223226077
>>223229787Holy shit.
>Kane?
>>223225867>Nothing! I claimed nothing!
>uhh you don't get to file an amend
>Dr. Pavel, I'm euphoric
>>223225867Capital Gains?
>>223231000Kek
>taxing your gains... with no deductions
>>223231089KEK
>>223225867>They expect one of us in the audit, brother.
>Was getting caught part of your expenses?
>>223225867>>223225901>Dr.Pavel, I’ve IBS
>>223225867Why can't normalfaggots understand this humor? I tried to explain to my friend that these threads are fucking hilarious, and he said it sounded retarded.
>>223226077kys
Perhaps he's wondering why someone would fire his men before applying for 1000 Indian H1Bs.
>tell me about Abdi, why does he run a child daycare center
>Dr Pavel I'm drowning
>>223233110>A lot of Lamborghinis, for the homeless!
>No one cared who I was until I failed to fill out the form
>>223229638
>If I write that off, will you cry?>I would be extremely grateful >You've a big income >For you
>Perhaps he's wondering why somebody would dress like a college student while having multiple accounts in the Cayman Islands
>Tell me about Bane!>Why doesn't he pay his taxes!
>You merely evaded the taxes. I was born in it, molded by it. […] Our public services betray you, because they belong to me!
>>223231089Kek
>>223231037I hope she dies soon so she's spared from this nightmare she's living in
Well congratulations, you filed your tax return
>>223225867>IRS???
>>223225867>they work for the billionaire, the tax sheltering man
>Dr Pavel, the sauna is warm
>>223228050
>HE DIDN'T BUDGET SO GOOD
>>223233857>I didn't see a 401k until I was already a man>by then, it was nothing to me but binding!
>>223226605HE DIDN'T FILE SO GOOD
>>223225867or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shred a tax return form before an audit
>>223233141>First one to talk gets to surface in my submersible
Berg?
>>223236965>FIRST ONE TO PAINT ME LIKE ONE OF THEIR FRENCH GIRLS GETS TO STAY ON MY CRUISE LINER
PAY YOURPAY YOURTAXESTAXES
>>223236988If I use oil based paints will you die?
>>223237031That's a big palette
>>223236965>Have we sunk the Titanic>The iceberg rises
>>223236965they expect one of us undah da sea brother
>>223236988Fucking hell.
>>223236735
>>223236988
>>223237200>they expect one of our paintings in the wreckage brother
or maybe hes wondering why someone would give the IRS a interest free loan
>>223226077kek
>>223226077>>223231470kek
>>223226077checked
>>223225867Lotta loyalty for a higher tax bracket
Dr Pavel, I'm IBSUh, you don't get to fartThat was not a fartAnd why would I want a change of underwear?They were trying to shit your pantsThey work for the mercenary, the diarrhea manBRAP?Ok get 'em on the bowl, I'll call SHITTIN*Fart noises*The stall I picked for my business lists pee, my phone and a big roll of toilet paper. But only one of poo! First one to flush gets to stay in my bathroom!Who paid you to dump Dr Pavel?*PLOP*He didn't wipe so good!Who wants to shite next?Tell me about Brap? Why is it so stinky? Lotta pungency for a mild curry!Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would do a poo before taking off their pants?At least you can crap. Where do you poo?It doesn't matter where we poo, what matters is our assNo one cared who I was until I dropped my gutsIf I clean that toilet, would you die?It would be extremely fragrantYou're a big guyFor looWas getting skidmarks part of your plan?Of course... Dr Pavel refused our bathroom in favor of yours, we had to find out what it smelled likeNothing! I flushed nothing!Well congratulations, you moved your bowels! What's the next step in your master plan?Seeing Mr and Mrs Brown off to the coast... With no survivors!*Shitting noises*
>>223237691nice
Ciaphas Cain?
>>223226077overrated post
>Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before claiming him as a dependent
>>223231037>No brother(formally sister), they expect one of us outside the horse
>>223237028Bretty gud.
>Lodging this claim...with no dependants!
>What a lovely lovely tax deduction
>IRS agent: Have you any idea who you are stealing from?>The Tax Evader: I believe money that goes to Israel simply makes you poorer
>>223225867Nothing would fit IRS better than the armed goons in the background
>>223236965>Have we started the central banking system?>Yes, the profit rises!
>>223237200>was drawing me naked part of your plan?
>>223226077Still got it
>>223230811heh
>>223226077That's a big form...
>>2232398874U
>His dependents column wasn't alone>Uh, you don't get to claim friends.
>>223236723underrated post
>>223225965we're gonna need a bigger form
>>223226077>>223239899A lotta loyalty for government hire
SOMEBODY GET THIS AUDIT OUTTA HERE
>>223226077>>223225965
>>223226077amen
>>223225867>IRS defeats baneeven joker knows not to mess with the IRS
>>223236428
>>223240030>If I took your boxing gloves, could you type?>It would make me Crazy Go Nuts>You're a wrestleman>CGNU
>>223225965>>223226077>>223229787very good
>First one to declare their tax status gets to stay on my aircraft!
>>223229638Then show me its bankruptcy filing
>>223225867I swear to God, there used to be a WWF wrestler named, IRS. Like, he was friends with the Million Dollar Man, or something.
>>223228050>>223240475Oh, haha, shoulda scrolled more, I guess.
>>223240321i chuckled
>>223240492>>223240475
>>223237200I'm looking forward to the AI slop era; I think it'll be good for us anons
>I go to Cayman Islands
>>223240629>far from Taxman jurisdiction
>>223237722I noticed you anon
>>223240624Some of the results are pretty funny.
>>223239887You're a big goy
