Just re-marathoned this kino, she was 10/10 perfection as Lara and we deserved more than just the two kinos.Has anyone got a webm of the slo-mo booba bouncing shot at the end?
>>223229317They're both really fun popcorn flicks, and as much as I love her look in Hackers, Jolie is hottest as Lara.
>>223229420she's hottest in Alexander. its the costumes
>OUT OF MY WAY LARA FUCKING SHITS
It's a decent Tomb Raider movie but I never liked Tomb Raider. Clunky, shitty ass games.
>>223229805#Filtered
>>223229805sounds like a skill issue
>>223229317She was so hot in 2005. I still wish she had done one more, then Rhona Mitra could have taken over.
>>223230080The movie should be about them teaming up together to prevent a world ending event by having sex with each other
If Lara Croft is so wealthy why does she keep putting herself in so many dangerous situations?
>>223229805t. low spatial swareness loser
>>223230143For the bantz
>>223229805It was of the time and technical limitations that everything was a square grid. The puzzles were ingenious. Tr2 was the apex of quality.
>>223230143Struggle is what gives life meaning
>>223230143She was an aristocrat but had to survive in the Alps during a plane accident as a girl. It makes her into a thrill seeker and adventurer. She gets cut off by her parents so she writes travel books. Hence the tomb raider moniker.
>>223230167nothing ever quite matched the lonely atmosphere of the first game imo, 2 just had a few too many humans in it. There are only six human enemies in the original, but you have to mow down hundreds in the sequel.
>>223229317They'll never find another actress that looks and talks about as close to thr actual Lara as possible. Any woke sage-horny version they have tried has failed miserably
>>223230546The Italian henchmen were used in a sufficient manner. A mix of wildlife and supernatural creatures made each moment harrowing. The very first level having a hidden tree was mind blowing as a kid. Sets up the rest of the game. 1st one having limited crystals removed some of the joy of the game. 3 brought it back and I hated it.
>>223230699There are plenty of white women who could play classic Lara, but those women aren't looked at because we live in a sexless gay society run by demons.
>>223229317What scene?I only remember the shower scene.
>>223230878The scene when she runs out of the temple as it blows up
>>223231401Gotcha. Dont have it.
>>223229771I have to see her in motion.
>>223231401Sorry, anon, she was stuffing her bra.
