What would be your main task in the /tv/ commune?
Pleasuring all the hotties.
>>223230810I'd kill myself before living in a commune.
I'd set up the LAN parties, installing winrar on all the Pentium IV computers and such.
kino reviewer and popcorn/crableg taster
Robert's overseer.
professional fire riser
masturbate
Shooting everyone dead and taking their shit cause they're hippie retards.
>>223230810Warrior.
who do you think paid for these?
>>223230810I’d be the one having anal sex with this anon: >>223231120
>>223231006Which hotties use /tv/?
>>223231120They don't have any shit because they're hippie retards in a commune.
Janitor
>>223231155you :3
>>223230810Getting fucked bareback in my own coffin then being shot in the head and buried with a dozen poz loads in my ass
Unironically growing food but I would ragequit day 1 because of retards like OP pic trying to get involved.
>>223231173I see you must be the court jester they've employed
>>223231174Please do that now so we don't have to ever read another of your posts
ranting about the upcoming race war like Manson
>>223231190You'd have helpers. Communal sharing, instead of hierarchical capitalist greed.
>>223231241>that guy hammering cardboard into soil at 0:09WTF
>>223231241>Be me>working the fields so we can have something to eat>see hippy doing some weird dance/communing with nature>me: how long is he gonna do that, I'm gonna be done soon>hippy: living in a commune is so great eating the fruits of our labor makes me feel closer to nature
>>223231241ok, but i want to be in charge of those people, because i'm better than them.
>>223231241That's possibly the most half assed garden I've ever seen. I hope everyone involved in that retarded hippie commune cringes and feels pure shame for participating in such a farce.
raping /tv/ postersmodern /tv/ is genuinely to female brained to survive
It's amazing how liberals always think they'll be able to do whatever they want under communism when 90% of them would be press ganged into hard manual labor.
Forcing everybody else ITT into the popcorn mines so we can meet our 5 year plan quota
>>223231241>all because a lifetime criminal got taken out
>>223231329>to femaleTo female is to err and be annoying
>>223231241There's literally an inch of compacted soil on top of that cardboard they wouldve been better leaving their shitty chilli plants and lettuces in the pots they were in when they bought them from Home Depot
>>223231241This is unbelievably vaxxed.
>>223231337Who's going to take care of the aviary then?
>>223230810gay sex coordinator
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>>223231261What you see is typical leftie knowledge of working class craft. There is a situation where you use shredded cardboard mixed with compost as stabiliser for certain soil and flora types, but these retarded troglodytes got it completely wrong, just hammer a cardboard like a dickhead and then put an inch of soil over it, because they never worked a day in their lives.
>>223230810listening, and thats what noone else did
>>223231327>>223231366Capitalist jealousy is clouding your mind with hate.
>>223231411To be fair, agricultural science and farming is an uncommon skill. Remember that movie about the Alaskan trip to the wild?
>>223231411So many of them really do have the mentality of "We don't need farmers because we get our food from the grocery store".
>>223230810cranking it into the soup
Reminder that the "security forces" of CHAZ Immediately shot and killed a black youth that was joyriding around the field
>>223230810The contrarian>inb4 not a taskOf course it is.
>>223231286I personaly knew two guys who set up a commune (both upper-middle class types) with sizeable group and in both cases it ended up the same - twoto three guys did all the work while the remaining majority did absolute fuck all, creating atmosphere/vibes.
>>223231478Tyler?
>>223231486wtf i love chaz now
>>223231411>>223231456>agricultural science and farming is an uncommon skill.Sure farming well is not as simple as shoving plants in the ground and being done with it, but you can dig the earth, turn it, add compost/fertilizer, plant and water and things will grow...WTF is than hammer afro hippy fuck doing
>>223230810>/tv/ communewatch /tv/ of course
>>223231286>>223231501When I was in my youth looking for a way out of society I looked into communes, which was still internet 1.0 or 1.5 days and just looking at their faggotry made me so sick I never wanted to ever go to a commune.I did instead go to a buddhist centre.
2020 was such a massive fever dreamLike nobody ever wants to bring up or recount that shit in public no matter how liberal you are
>>223231456That guy who died of berry poisoning in magic bus? There was a part that I didn't understand at all - he happened on a dead moose and he wasn't able to use its meat at all, and I don't know why. Meat doesn't spoil so fast.
>>223230810Empowering JO crystals with the boys
>>223231513>>223231561The only point is to party and get some hot chicks. The veneer of off grid survivalism is a show. Just like improv classes or yoga.
>>223231553We don't do that here. The modern /v/ commune is right around the corner behind the giant diaper mountain.
>>223231513He's punching holes in the cardboard so he can tear it along the perforations. If you fascists ever handled cardboard in your life you'd know just how strong it is.
>>223230810killing you and eating you one by one.
>>223231598He didnt know or have tools to harvest it would be my guest. A moose would require a sharp knife to field dress. He also would need salt or a smoker to preserve it.
I vote for Idris Elba as our community president
>>223231565Yeah, woke 1 was cringe. Glad we're past that.
>>223231561>I did instead go to a buddhist centre.Didn't they ruin those too by now?
The GreyThe edgeThe lord of fliesAll good films to survive in the wild
>>223230810>>223231241
>>223231628>people talk about hippie commune>mohammed comes in to sperg about desert horseshitPalestine deserved 10/27
>>223230810PR, since I'm a decent writer and editor.
>>223230810this pissed me off. it's bad enough you take over and tear up a public park but this is the 'field of crops' that you plant? how hard is it to properly and uniformly till soil and plant seeds?
>>223231672Woke was only killed once Liberals turned on Israel and the powers that be couldn't have that so they stopped pandering to them
>>223231642>moose would require a sharp knife to field dressThat's maybe what confused me. Guy who decided to live inawoods didn't have razor sharp knife? So that means he was just a scavenger while he was in US and he was never really outdoor.
i'll supply the bottles of piss
>>223231688>the GreyPeople really like that movie, don't they.I hear it referenced more than I thought I would.
>>223231698>is there a sign in my shitty vegetable garden that says "DEAD NIGGER STORAGE"?!
>>223231756Its inspiration kino right along with peaceful warrior, the great dictator and Don quixote's the impossible dream.
>>223231629>If you fascists ever handled cardboard in your life you'd know just how strong it is.lel
>>223231730What the fuck can you even grow in the pacific northwest besides weed?
>>223231734>>223231672>so they stopped pandering to themNo one stopped pandering to these freaks. Odyssey just came out.Gaslighting around this is the gunniest shit ever>haha woke 1.0 was crazy amirite>oh yeah? What did you dislike about it?>uhhhhhh stop being distracted you fucking chud reeeee noooo don't visit our union websites
>>223231629>If you fascists ever handled cardboard in your life you'd know just how strong it is.
>>223231629perforations aren't made by compressing the cardboard, they're made by making multiple cuts along a line.
>>223231806Highly flammable Australian trees.
>>223230810pooping in the garden
So /tv/, explain to me why you don't want the world to be better?
>>223230810
>>223230810Cooking crystal meth
>>223231675Petty much.Main thing that has ruined most I found is greed.They have turned Buddhas teachings into a business. With shit like "come and find inner peace" weekends where you stay in a dorm of hippys and eat vegetarian slop for 7x the amount it would cost you to stay in a hotel.Not all though!. And I am of course talking about western world, eastern world is true and honorable.There are monasteries here though. Just I was not and still am not ready to live in a monastery.
>>223231806lots. it's cool and moist. fruits and wheat.
>>223231855What are they going to do if some guy doesn't want to do all that? What if he just wants to rape?
>>223231889There would be no need for him to rape since his needs would be met.
>>223230810Each town is already a community. Communes are Commie HOA's.
>>223231900His need for rape
>>223231855>how could this have happened?
>>223231598>Meat doesn't spoil so fast.May not spoil fast but if you dont>>223231642>need salt or a smoker to preserve it It is food for insects within a few hours.That is what happened in the movie.Its fucking easy to smoke meat though. Just a teepee of sticks covered in leaves and branch etc to keep the smoke in, hang the meat and fire with high smoke wood underneath.I have never done anything like that but even i know, simply because I read about basic bushcraft shit before.
>>223231910Rape is a product of heteropatriarchal capitalism. remove those and no one will rape.
That's a point, if he needs to rape, and all you're offering is consensual sex with your daughters and wives, are you meeting his needs? are you infringing upon his freedoms?
>>223231919Fake news. Scorpions aren't aggressive.
>>223231932Rape is a hobby for melanated apes
Can somebody tell the Indians to use the community latries instead of simply taking a dump on the paths?
>>223231855>And I'm the communal rape victim that ensures all of our rapists are satiated.
>>223231756Its really fucking good.i was not gonna watch it because i just assumed it was the average liam neeson is a tough guy slop but its actually a real survivalist movie. Real as in shit that could happen, will happen.Only stupid part is they climb a rudimentary rope across a ravine which would never happen.
>>223230810I'd be a filmmaker.
>>223231144I'm always armed Mr. Dubs.Knife on my belt. .38 snub nose in my holster.Try it homo.
>>223231162Always shit to steal.
>>223230810Cross country skiing instructor. I live in Arizona.
>>223231986>*fucks ur butt*
>>223232007>Always shit to steal.
>>223231986>*sodomize you while you sleep.*
>>223232029>that bricked up doorway half-covered in dirt from the mud flood*notices vrilfully*
>>223231241>>223230810Sheltered urbanites have no understanding of scale needed to feed a single person for a day. That entire garden would be a snack for 2 lunches at most for a small handful of people. 50g of protein and 1200 calories, is the minimum. And now mulitiply that by the thousands in CHAZ. Without outside help CHAZ would result in mass starvation in about 3 days.
>>223231865>eastern world is true and honorablehttps://www.buddhistdoor.net/news/senior-buddhist-monk-arrested-in-embezzlement-misconduct-scandal-in-thailand/
>>223231855>commie artist only knows how to draw glassy, vacant, doe eyesInteresting.
>>223231855>pure communist garbage
>>223231926It's why this movie confused me so much. It claimed that he spent a year living outside while he wasn't able to create and upkeep fire when needed, he didn't simply blast the meat over open fire, nevermind smoking it, wasn't able to catch any fish in canadian river. Made me think that movie either keeps something from me or straight up lies to me. Sounds like dude was just eating out of trashbins back home.
>>223232094>whoosh sound in the night>there's 4 grams of cum in your ass
>>223231162they have dope and handicraft shit
>>223231974We're all film makers, in a way. Films of smegma
>>223231926>easy to smoke meatEasier to just dry it. Cut it into thin strips, hang it on a platform of branches, and light a small fire underneath it with some smoky wood. The fire isn't to cook it, it's just to create smoke to keep the bugs off the meat while it dries.
>>223232235*whoosh*enjoy your cum jerky
>>223232120>1 person does something bad>entire country and religious institutions are to blameTell us your penis is chopped off without telling us your penis is chopped off.
>>223231006I would be 100% okay with swearing a solemn oath to only orally pleasure the waifus and never have anyone touch my cock. How weird am i for this?
>>223232289go to bed spiderman, u gf a howhoosh
>>223232273Get outta here, cumghost
>>223232094We have unparalleled energy consumption to energy expenditure among species, but we still need a lot of food everyday just to function.1200kcal is not even upkeep for overwhelming majority of westerners.
>>223232174Didd you even watch the movie?I knew from the first 10 mins, this guy is mentally ill.He did zero fucking prep work, learning how to bushcraft, lest runs, trial and error etc.He just hobo lifed from 1 side of burgerstan to the next with the wish of going to alaska, which being a fucking tundra has to be one of the most inhospitable places on earth to try and live off the land. Again no prep and died.He essentially an hero but only because he was clearly mentally ill.>>223232235That is pretty much the exact same method of smoking just smoking you create a container around it so the smoke dries it.Shit you could essentially do it in an upside down bucket or plant pot if you needed to do it fast.Obviously you can sun dry too if you possibly could but he couldnt he was in alaska.
>>223232327*faint cum sounds in the night*
>>223232289Its submissive energy and desperate.You are hoping you will get attention at some point, dont kid yourself.
>>223232370There was that gif thread of prison that is haunting.
>>223232174He bummed around and had zero survival skills. He was a bum with delusions of grandeur of his own ability to survive in the wilderness.
>>223232286You're the one painting east and west with broad brushes, hypocrite.https://www.newsflare.com/video/891343/abbot-and-monks-fail-drug-tests-as-police-find-meth-and-womens-underwear-in-temple-raidhttps://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-08-08/thailand-misbehaving-monks-foreign-correspondent/104184056https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/442347/thai-monks-disrobed-for-drug-use
>>223232996>monks and drugsWell that's a God damn shame. As you were, I guess.
>>223231865Is buddhist literature worth getting into? I don't think adopting the lifestyle would be for me but the concepts mite be cool
>>223231167Paid?
>>223233022Still doubling down your retardation, eh.
>>223233054Just read Jack Kerouac.
>>223232996see here retard>>223232286
>>223233098See here retard >>223231865 >eastern world is true and honorable.
>>223233054Yes but its a massive conceptual jigsaw and takes actual practice to understand. Meditation.Intellectual knowledge is not enough.
>>223233054Consider that nobody bothered writing down anything the Buddha said until 500 years laterSo anything they claim would be a bit like me telling you about what Christopher Columbus was like personally
>>223233119>Yes but its a massive conceptual jigsaw and takes actual practice to understand. Meditation.That sounds fun I might actually get into it.
>>223230810Probably do lectures on critical chud theory
>>223233271
>>223233154Buddhas teachings are all freely available but I would suggest to stick to theravada and the 4 nikayas which is as close to the actual Buddhas teachings as we have in this modern day.Then if you wanted to get more involved you can find an actual sect.Though in the beginning its probably better to find some sort of beginner book that brushes over the generic concepts so you have a grand idea of what the dharma actually is.Like this anon said>>223233125What is taught now is of course not the real actual words of the Buddha, its memorization of people who memorized/learned by wrote memorization in a lineage to the actual Buddhas followers, but it was not written down for centuries until after his death.Still the concepts are pretty straight forward except when you start getting to metaphysics.Ultimately Buddhas teachings, well the practical application boils down to the 3 trainings of higher virtue (moral discipline), to live without regret, higher concentration to still the mind in penetration for what the concept of what reality is, then higher wisdom to actually achieve liberation from this prison by penetrating what self really is.It is actually all very straight forward but liek I said a jigsaw puzzle. Knowing one concept alllows you to then understand another and then practicing (meditating) on one concept allows you to understand the next more profoundly.Goes without saying, as its metaphysics the ultimate concepts are not for midwits. though it is taught on a multitude of levels that midwits and brainlets can still benefit from the teachings.
>>223230810Crab leg harvester
>>223233365>to live without regret, higher concentration to still the mind in penetration for what the concept of what reality is, then higher wisdom to actually achieve liberation from this prison by penetrating what self really is.Actual Satanism.
>>223231333mindbroken
>>223231411thank god this flyover ditch digger is here to clarify
>>223233382Brianlet tier.Decided to miss out>>223233365>higher virtue (moral discipline), to live without regret,Because you are a fucking retard.
>>223233365>Goes without saying, as its metaphysics the ultimate concepts are not for midwits. though it is taught on a multitude of levels that midwits and brainlets can still benefit from the teachings.lol
>>223233459https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PolysemyYeah. Like rebirth.A brainlet would think when they die they go to heaven or hell so that encourages then to do good and avoid bad actions so they can go to heaven.A midwit might then decide they dont want to go to heaven or hell, or come back here or be anywhere and follow the teachings so that they can find the way out of the prison.A wise person would know there is no inherent self so there is no rebirth, that the self will cease to function at death but what will remain is the proclivity of what actions the self created, which will have an effect of a new self to be created again, so a new form will rise...a new being with similar proclivities. All from one word. Multiple meanings based upon your intellect.Its probably why brainlets and midwits often just blase over the Buddhas teachings. They cant understand it.It takes effort, skill, time, practice and eventually wisdom.Its not like christfags who dont even read the books and know the answer to the universe then also want to convert you to their retarded way of thinking.
>nobody posted it yet
>>223233552I hope Samsara puts you in the correct body next time. You shouldn't have to live like this.
>>223233592I hope it does too. For others sake.I have a very bad form, come from an extremely impoverished life and was fucked by illness yet I knew parts of the dharma innately and then found the dharma in my own mind at a relatively young age. All while having desires for asceticism since a young age.Unfortunately the combination of an impoverished life, illness and a bad foundation only gave me 1 shot at finding the sangha and I found the wrong tradition.Death is coming soon too.I may have some more time but i want finish the path in this life.I have made significant progress though.
>>223233686I wasn't being sincere. I don't care about anything you wrote or the circumstances that made you write it.
>>223233705I dont care either. I just completely skipped over you being a retard.
>>223231439what a cunt
>>223231855>what a police free world actually looks likeAnd it's a good thing!
>>223233590I just wanna point out that there is LITERALLY NOTHING stopping them from doing this right now. Why are they all talk instead of actually doing it? They act like they need to overthrow the government to be allowed to do this, but it's not true. Anyone can make weird little communities that operate on different rules all the time. It's what the Amish and others do.
>>223233590>leading discussion on theoryThey're so weird and cult like but don't seem to be able to see it. wtf is "theory"? I would say "leading discussion on pilosophy" or "political theory", etc. That means many, many, many, viewpoints that you can learn about.Theory is of course socialist and marxist theory, and anyone who has ever been in that camp. It a-priori assumes this is the correct worldview, and thus you can only discuss ideas that start with this premise. This is the first fatal flaw of leftism: ideolgoical narrowness and incest.
This part isn't even true. They're retards and know fuck all about life and life advice. A part of growing up is getting rid of fantasies and dealing with life head on.
>>223235023>Ugh you just don't understand unless you read theory and know what material conditions and dialectics and base and superstructure are.yeah totally not a cult
