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> I liked Hereditary, just not as much. It had great scenes but the ending didn't have nearly the same impact as Obsession or Midsommar.
When's buddy coming out on VOD?
>>223258078Wow what a shitty opinion you have. Hiding this post.
>>2232580754K WHEN
Who among you is brave enough to answer my question?>>223257942
>>223258078>>223258097samefag
>>223258078Pleb
>>223258078>>223258097
I love this guy so much.
>>223258111I've watched them and all I remember is how cartoonish the fighting was. they seem closely based on the games (which I do not play.)
>>223258111I'll be honest, haven't seen the animated films. I thought all the live action ones were pretty evenly retard kino though.
>>223258111no, theyre not good
>>223258078This has to bait. Like there is no way people like this exist.
>>223258078Based
This has to bait. Like there is no way people don't like Smile (2022).
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>>223258078This is what you look like
>>223258218kek
>>223258224>The Elvira nipple tassel scene would literally kill himthat's you though.
>>223258224LMAO
>>223258218>anon is a fool to think retards don't watch moviesBut anon wasn't being literal he was making a statement about how stupid you'd have to be to enjoy those garbage a24 jointsWhich successfully irritated you as was intended
>>223258224Hereditaryfag btfo
If reddit hated Hereditary then you would all love it
>>223258238Elvira is an ugly annoying feminist libshit
>>223258244>>223258260nobody cares pissjeet. you're gonna need 3 more samefag replies to yourself to even raise interest.
>>223258189They are called redditors.
>>223258224>I love seeing women being brutally killed but I would never sexualize themryonachads stay winning
More like Heredditary
>>223258262I watched that movie and it sucked. Hard.
Psych horror is GOAT.
>>223258238Bitch hit the wall and became a leftist>>223258262This isn’t reddit. Go back
>>223258272I am absolutely loving leftists LARPing as hard nazis to try and chameleon their retarded fucking opinions as based.
>>223258288Nobody was interested in the trailer for Clayman in theater, but I noticed people lock in for the Verity one.
>>223258285I liked it. I also liked most of the movies I've been recommended in this general. Think I've seen around 200 horror movies now. Hereditary was among the best, but not in my top 20
To anyone who doesn't like Hereditary and Midsommar, I don't even know what to say. They're good horror movies, it isn't simply le elevated horror, they are unsettling and feature well executed body horror, gore, and uncanny moments. I have been watching horror movies for 100 years so I ought to know. Ok, you got me... It's more like 30 years, heh. Just pulled a fast one on you there. But in all seriousness, they are both good movies. Bow to my superior intellect.
>>223258296>>223258298I don't like
>>223258307Thats okay. Film is a subjective medium.
Imagine being asshurt that someone liked a movie.
>>22325829830 years and you still have pleb taste. Grim.
>>223258319Welcome to /tv/
>>223258078All 3 movies are banned.
>>223258218Sent that turd worlder Toronto freak flying straight back to Bangalore.
I'm almost finished watching all of Bava's giallo/horror flicks, this one is for tonight. I think it's just this, Shock, and Rabid Dogs.
>>223258311art is inherently objective
>>223258111They were kinda meh. Only watch if you're absolutely die hard into the games. I enjoyed the Jovovich movies more than the animated ones and I played the games when they first came out in the 90s.
>>223258319It's brain pain not ass pain. Your bean disingenuine.
>>223258296So you’re the leftishit that keeps recommending woke movies. >>223258293These leftishits keep trying to subvert this general.
>>223258319literally me any time someone tries to hype up the 28 Years Later movies to mesupremely bootyblasted
>>223258349That's bullshit. You only think that because you're a narcissist who thinks less of people with different opinions than you.
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>>223258379This anon is definitely below me>>223258078
>>223258394That anon has lived rent free in your head for years jej
Looks like I'm going to need a filter to browse this general.I'll filter:CuckRedditJeetLibshitLibtard LeftistShould eliminate the majority of the spam.
>>223258379If it is subjective then everything and nothing is art and the word is meaningless. What definse Art exists without influence from your personal feelings, or a specific goal you want to reach. You're just into destroying things.
>>223258078Found le a24slop soi boy slow burn cuck.
>>223258224The xenomorph is scarier than racism because it's all rape symbolism.I would rather be called slurs than be raped.
>>223258411This post makes no sense. Can you reword it?
>>223258410Does the filter hide posts? I thought it just hid threads that contained those words. I don't use filters because I raw dawg the world. Burn Local.
>>223258410correct. also anyone with an IMG_ filenames.
>>223258420I can deword it:
>he is doing the leftishit type of arguing by pretending to be intelligent by not understanding anything
>>223258422It hides posts and you can also make it hide the posts that respond to those posts. In 4chanX at least
>>223258431>>223258410You filtered yourself out, cuck.
>>223258431This is a big one since the resident schizo habitually posts from his iphone
>>223258436this post is art because art has no meaning it's subjective and I say this is art to me this is art it's art nowI will pay you $500 for this post
What are your Spooktober watchlists?I'm realizing I'm getting to the end of September and haven't made one this year, and all I can think of that I know I want to watch is a double feature of Return of the Living Dead 1 and 3.
>>223258458I can't say this is wrong or stupid because art is in fact subjective. I am mad that people like things I don't. This anon thinks that post is art but I don't so I am mad and stupid.
>>223258078i count 7 samefag replies
>>223258460Are you an 80s man child?
>>223258460I posted mine already but I'll post it again.Gonna save the most well known classics for the final days of October and Halloween. Unsure which movie to kick things off with at the beginning. All new films to me.
>>223258460> Return of the Living Dead 1 and 3.Why?>>223258436They all do this. It has become a meme on twitter.
>>223258078Right..
>>223258059this movie started so good.>no gay character exposition or plot windup>immediately given creepy delivery task through snowy mountainsexquisite pacing>first interaction with infected happens>no jump scare just unsettling interactionlooking good. even down with the quippy humor for now as the horror ramps up. but then>dog breaks through fence 999 decibels>attacked by guy in house 999 decibels>reddit quips won't stopand why wasnt there more zombie kills? there was literally 1 satisfying one with the shotgun in the house. there was quite a bit wrong with the movie imo
>>223258460Half winging it. I'm gonna watch all the original Scooby Do series so that'll pad it out. I've got maybe 15 films, and the rest will be whatever new releases there are or some classics.Some random ones (I've never seen these)>Dark Night of the Scarecrow>Lemora>Flesheater>RL Stine Pumpkinhead>The Bird with the Crystal Plumage
The prequel definitely washed the bad taste of the god-fucking awful first movie out. Pretty solid overall, I thought the movie was real cute for the first half hour and thought the quality was going to be mainly family drama and themes and such, before it turned into Evil Dead-lite. Also, I disagree with what one anon told me, to just treat this as a one-off, as I really appreciated the fact this movie tried to recontextualize all the stupid shit from the original.Yeah, I'll fucking watch Polaroid next for my modern horror schlock kick.
>>223258508> I'm gonna watch all the original Scooby Do seriesGrow up.
>>223258482>Unsure which movie to kick things off with at the beginning. Start with Videodrome.
>>223258460I might watch some horrors from the 20s-60s, that's always been a blindspot with me although I have seen a few of the more prominent ones.
>>223258520Okay I will, I'll report back. I might not be able to start until October 3rd because I'll be out of town. Gonna need to do a few double features to make a sizable dent in the list.
>>223258471No.>>223258485Why do I want to watch two zombie classics?Because they're fun movies.
>>223258503Yeah I had the same feeling, the initial build up was great and the idea of the medical messenger was classic film tension. Then it just would not let up with the jokes.
>>223258379If art is subjective then that means what is art is only a view that exists inside a person's mind and cannot be proven true or false for everyone.This means you can lie about something being art and we all have to believe you. This means you can piss on the ground and call it art and we have to believe you. This means nothing and everything is art.This means you can be a mental retard with bad taste who thinks sonichu is good art and we cannot tell you you are wrong. You are right. It is amazing art because art is subjective and you think sonichu is amazing. Art is objective.
>>223258543I'm not reading. I don't think you're lesser than me for having different opinions on movies.
>>223258518>>223258471>manchild>grow updon't you live with your mom?
>>223258379>swear words>ad hominem attacksI could accuse you of narcissism because your definition of art is "whatever I say it is" with no adherence to what society has established as art.
>>223258533>fun
>>223258546You swore at me and made strong accusations about my personal character and called me a narcissist because I think the word Art has an objective meaning. I don't believe you think much of me. And now you're refusing to even read my words...
>>223258552That sounds like fun to me. Are there any movies in existence that can capture this feel?
> Because they're fun movies
>>223258546>thinks art is subjective>won't even read my words or try to understand my point of view because he disagrees with itinteresting
>>223258533Zombie films are an October essential. There's something about the mass death destruction of the civilized world that puts me in the mood. Like it's representative of the global spooktime.
>>223258551>>223258561You aren't arguing in good faith. I will hide your posts. This is a comfy general for discussing horror.
>>223258539I'm extremely confused after cregger went on interview saying he>cut most of the jokes out of the movie>it's much darker nowand i get to the theatre and it's Chris Farley with an mp5
>>223258552Very reddit in hereSmells like soi man children in here
>>223258575You called me a narcissist and said my point of view was "bullshit" before you even understood what it wasYou're a very angry person.
>>223258584I am just angry at the cucked plebbit taste of this general.
>>223258508>I'm gonna watch all the original Scooby Do seriescrazy that they had so much faith in Velma that they killed the direct-to-video Scooby movies that they'd been making yearly since 1998
>>223258591You're the one who likes hereditary and you're calling us reddit for telling you to stop talking about that garbage movie?
>>223258602I think the posts are getting out of order as in who is who.
Sitting in the cinema waiting to watch Boardinghouse (1982) on 35mm.
>>223258595It’s always hilarious how many manchildren post in here.
>>223258633Haven't heard of it but that's cool, I should really start tracking down more legacy screenings since I live near Los Angeles so there should be loads
>>223258577>Chris Farley with an mp5kek you're not wrong. hard to imagine how it had more.I think it'd have been a great film with 80% of the gags cut. also I really hated the secondary actors.
>>223258633Feel free go liveblog, anon. >>223258646Hi, demonrat.
>>223258651*who were all obviously comedians that Cregger is friends with instead of fitting for the role
>>223258633>on 35mmA TMDB contributor attributed the tag 'shot on video' to that one
>>223258651It sounds like a very reddit and man child movie like Avengers capeslop with non stop gags.
>>223258633based
>>223258658Yeah but they had to make film prints for the theatrical release back in the 80s.
>>223258639lurk moar
>>223258655go back
>>223258686That’s what texans say to you
>>223258646I'm seeing Boardinghouse in a old theatre in Auckland, New Zealand.
>>223258715he's rustling her jimmies
For me it's:>Teenage.Sex.and.Death.at.Camp.Miasma.2026.2160p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.265-BYNDR>Teenage.Sex.and.Death.at.Camp.Miasma.2026.2160p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.265-BYNDR>Teenage.Sex.and.Death.at.Camp.Miasma.2026.2160p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.265-BYNDRIf you're poor it's:>Teenage.Sex.and.Death.at.Camp.Miasma.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DD+2.0.H.264-playWEB>Teenage.Sex.and.Death.at.Camp.Miasma.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DD+2.0.H.264-playWEB>Teenage.Sex.and.Death.at.Camp.Miasma.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DD+2.0.H.264-playWEBI'm not saying to watch it, just doing what I have for many movies before it. I'm not the mentally ill pajeet spammer.
>>223258692That is so true. They bring their leftist ideology over here.
>>223258715you have any of him jorking it?i found those scenes hilarious, fantastic movie though
>>223258722>2026kind of a hard sell, not gonna lie
>>223258722I'm a tranny but I won't watch that movie because it was made by a troon.
>>223258722I liked Hannah Einbinder's tits.
>>223258744it has sex in the title though
Just finished. Year 2022, some spaceship is orbiting the moon, and bumps into an abandoned space shuttle from the 90s. Turns out last place anyone ever saw it was the Bermuda Triangle. Bare bones and mostly bloodless Alien/The Thing knock-off with a religious horror angle. The bartender from The Shining is in the Ian Holm role and is the only element here that feels like it's from a real movie.
>>223258722dw anon, that's obvious since he's incapable of both humor and using a computer.>>223258751I'm gonna make a webm of em when I get it
>>223258755Simp
>>223258722You jest but one of my old music buddies once told me he downloaded mp3 instead of flac because he didn't have enough space on his harddrivehe later flipped out at me and called me a drumpster
>>223258773i love sex, shame you don't too
>>223258529>Okay I will, I'll report back.Great.>I might not be able to start until October 3rd because I'll be out of town.I'll probably be watching Suspiria that night since the 3rd is picrel's bday and I'm still not sure if it's playing anywhere local next month, which is a huge bummer… Videodrome is an excellent film to kick the month off with and if I had to pair it with something from your list, I'd go with Altered States. In the Mouth of Madness also came to mind but I'm not sure if you've already seen it or are open to rewatches.
>>223258633>>223258760I'm adding these for October watching.TY anons.
>>223258722This post summoned the tranny
>>223258815?
>>223258785>Suspiraok this one is making the October watchlist now that you mention it. I remember nothing about it it's been so long.
>>223258831>>>>223258842
>>223258831Meant this >>223258785
>>223258783I can't have sex.I celibate in the name of Satan. I am only allowed to Masturbate to genderbending and sometimes to females.https://youtu.be/NhxToGSDgNk?si=ra5tS2I1ZjcKgQiP
>>223258783>i
>>223258738Just for you anon
>>223258866The gay parasites in him do
>>223258866It is the aids in him talking.
>>223258881When people don't capitalize "I" it really bothers me. But I guess they're just identifying themselves which is helpful.
>>223258877thank you
>>223258877I had to do this to my peanut butter because it was the kind with oil at the top.
>>223258912You're supposed to store that kind upside down
>>223258912just put it upside down overnightsmarter not harder
>>223258877You're at the train station at 2am and the only other guy there locks eyes with you and starts doing this. Wyd?
>>223258921I didn't have time I needed peanut butter FASTThat does sound like a better idea though. Still have to churn it but oil on the bottom might make the process easier.
>>223258923by God there was no time man!
>>223258942Oh well then you swirl it with a knife for 10 seconds
>>223258912Did you fly out the window?
Should I wait until March or just watch it now!?>t. big fan of Warwick's magnum opus horror franchise
>>223258099
>>223258957heck no you gotta churn that stuff for at least several minutes
>>223258984now, now
>>223258984I will now watch your movie
>>223258984>Masuimi MaxRIPI'm dl'ing now
>>223258996How does one defeat such spiked armor, lads?
>>223258984You're boobying me!
>>223259023with a CANS opener, lmao
So what did you think of Resident Evil?I'm kinda mixed. I had fun and overall liked it, but the more I think about it, the more I feel like it was a wasted opportunity.pros>Up until it gets rescued by the policewoman it's kino, great balance of horror and comedy>Nice monster designs>The lead is quite good>second half not nearly as good, but still enjoyablecons>Might have been called "spooky city adventures" and nothing would change in relation to what it's supposedly adapting>Not one single fucking iconic monster from 30 years of games unless you want to count not-birkin at the end>and what was that final scene jesus fuck, really?>"yeah videogames!" fucking really?!I read that the original cut had even more comedy into it, I can only imagine how it was.overall 6.5, nice effort, miles better than the previous ones
>>223259028>>223259029Very nice, boob anons
>>223259029hehehe
>>223258984I need to know everything about this guy. Where's the autistic fan wiki.
>>223259038pros>it looked really good>I liked the lead>the guns were cool and the threat felt real the whole way throughcons>terrible dialog>too many jokes and the comedy side-actors were bad>anti climactic endingidk hard to pin down. I haven't played the games so I guess I wasn't too worried about that, but I thought it was a miss not to have a giant gator in the sewer.
>>223258984literally me
>>223259080forgot pic >_<
>>223259087This is like the reverse of Orphan
>>223259087Which Insane Clown Posse music video is this?
>>223259090watching right now, dude's name is Bloody Bones, lmfao
>>223259086as I said, for me the weirdest choice was not having one single monster from the games - the dog is debatable. at some point I though we were going to see at least lickers but nothing. I can't believe that at no point point no one pointed that out.
>>223259038I am not gonna read that, but I suppose this movie is just using the name of the game to get audience... I will see it once it comes out as a magnet, but I am thinking it is just a zombie movie with recognizable names attached to it.>resident evil>racoon city>junbrellaProbably nothing special... Probably only original characters from what I heard in the past.Well... We will see
>>223259146like I said last thread, I think Cregger wanted to make an Evil Dead movie and went ahead and did it but under a different brand he could actually get and didn't care about.
>>223259146>I suppose this movie is just using the name of the game to get audiencethat's basically what it is. I'll say it's overall solid enough to warrant a watch, if you liked his previous movies then you would enjoy this one too, probably. but be aware that it barely has anything to do with the setting
>>223259119niceand has the other guy who looks like he's eating a lemon make an appearance yet?
>>223259144do the new games even have that though? from what I saw they were all about giant mommys and werewolves now
Tatiana Maslany being adorable in Ginger Snaps 2 which I viewed yester eve.
>>223259175the movie is set in racoon city so it was legitimate to expect monsters from the original trilogy
>>223258722Nigger, I saw this in theaters not knowing who the director was and this was the shittiest movie I've seen in a long time.
>>223259176hmmm I always thought she was mexican given she in some american marvel slop
>>223259200She has monkey magic genes. It's monkey o clock whenever she's on the screen, haha.
>>223259167you mean the black woman? yeah, she's shown up, and she's got a good body. she's the owner of a "goth lingerie" company
I don't get why it had to be set in Raccoon City during the outbreak (in the wrong time with the virus acting completely wrong).It could have been set in Possumville with the secret R-Virus made by the secret ex-Umbrella branch Parasol and that would be perfectly fine for a Resident Evil movie that could slot into the game canon. Throw a BSAA cameo in the ending and you're golden.
>>223259146That's exactly it. People will point out "oh but there's a typewriter in one scene and first aid sprays-" or other such namedrops like the scientists allegedly working for Umbrella (while acting nothing like Umbrella scientists) but nothing happens with any of it and it's all just in the background as set dressing.
>>223259038>the more I feel like it was a wasted opportunity.so much this! better make another one, zach!>overall 6.5, nice effort, miles better than the previous onesResident Evil 2002 has a 6.6 rating so you lost tranny
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>>223259242bloody benchod bsterd bones!
>>223259234Brand recognition. Studios figure slapping a popular IP on a movie will get more people to see it as opposed to "Spooky City Runner" or whatever the fuck they'd call it otherwise.I did see someone mention that the studio needed to release an RE movie this year in order to keep the rights to it so that's also a possibility that they just grabbed the closest horror script they had and went "fuck it".
>>223259242>hai guys, what r going on in this thread
>>223258546Yoh are not engaging with a different opinion. I'm telling.
>>223259237this is the horror thread, not the lgbt one
>>223259278same same
1 more week until lesbian tennis kino
>>223259176Looks a bit Snood-esque there. For whatever reason, she was never that pale again.>>223259213Cute monke
>>223259361you had me at lesbian
Which Halloween movie has the blonde with big tits? She's the sheriff's daughter and dies while having sex with her boyfriend. I believe she's in a white bra. I know it's either 4, 5, or 6 I just can't remember which one.
>>223259361>>223259381>lesbian tennis Suspiria starring hag Elina Lowensohn (from Nadja and Amateur) as the headmistressSeated.
brother, brother where is russian link??I wanna see.this is something I will put in pip and watch in cam quality. maybe even skip some parts.
Can horror go back to being cheap tit and ass and gore shows made for teenagers now? I think the genre expansion experiment has failed.
>>223259510I would send em all to the hell dimension for sure
New VHS confirmed Oct 9th. Sooner than I thought
>>223259741
>>223258984Just finished. Yeesh that was terrible. The leprechaun is actually the good guy and the villain is the black woman, who's an Oprah type holding a reality show for lingerie models so she can steal their souls to keep herself young. No blood, two brief titty scenes including Masuimi's, feels like most of the movie is the models bickering with each other.
Horror is a feminine genre and was never and will never be good.
>>223258633Well I'm back from seeing Boardinghouse. Not a good movie but I wasn't expecting it to be, one of those shoestring horrors starring its own director made seemingly as an excuse to hang around with sexy young actresses. It was amusing at times though.
What was Resident Evil even supposed to be about? Is it about the medical industry? Health insurance? What?
>>223259817I see horror as a jumping board for aspiring non jewish film producers.The low iq usually loves horror while the higher iq tends to not.
>>223259845Anti-abortion
>>223259845The games are about the military industrial complex and how the west funds terrorism, the movie is just slop.
>>223259848Horror is boring and predictable.
>>223259845It's about white man and trump badthe entire back half of the film is an anti-republican allegoryit's woke bullshit funded by the clintons to destroy america
>>223259886it's about suspense and mood and cool head explosion practical effects bruv
>>223259916they'll never understand, they're too busy solving cringey little rubics cube plotlines
>>223259900this is not very accurate
>>223259741>>223259772Noice
>>223259948The filename says "spook party", yet there's not a single black person in the video.
>>223259958They must be FBI
>>223259969
>>223259974kek
>>223259846Reminder that chimps cannot swim. You have zero reason to fear one if you're in water.
>>223260012I guess that's why they simply continued treading water despite being visibly spooked.
>>223259510I hate zoomers so fucking much bros.
>>223260012
>>223259510modern teens have tits ass and gore content shooting out their pozholes. horror has to be "scary" to appeal with them, it's being asked to do what's on the label, and it ain't easy
>>223259846Can't see shit
Well Baron Blood was another Bava film full of beautiful shots and a snooze of a script. I think the whole thing could have been turned around if Vincent Price had starred in it, it's so ridiculous that he starred in multiple Dr. Goldfoot movies and none of his giallos.>The Well to Hell hoax is an urban legend that circulated on the internet and in American tabloids in the late 1990s. The hoax was that a borehole in Russia was purportedly drilled so deep that it broke through into Hell, and that seismologists in Siberia recorded sounds in the nine-mile deep pit that included yells and haunting screams for help from sinners supposedly sent to Hell. The recording, however, was later revealed to have been a cleverly remixed portion of the soundtrack of Baron Blood, with various effects addedCOOL
jessica rothe made another time travel movie but apparently it wasn't super well received
>>223260465it SUCKED. the premise is half-assed and they hide what it actually is until halfway through the movie. also it's not time travel, she's a clone.
>>223260559ah welldid you see redux redux? it's actually very good and i hope to see it mentioned more as the year closes
it's up
>>223260559looks like she's got 3 films this year>Imposters>River>Beware Boiuna
>>223260593holy
>>223260593I watched Amityverse a few weeks ago and it had about as little to do with Amityville as a movie with that title could manage toalso, coming soo
>>223260465>>223260559Is this on streaming yet so I can torrent some jewess Jess Rothe kino?For what it's worth, we could finally get a third Death Day when she hits 40 next year:https://deadline.com/2026/09/happy-death-day-jessica-rothe-chris-landon-broke-third-movie-1237101692/
>>223260677I watched it online like 6 months ago
I feel like there's an alarming lack of horror movies being released, we're really close to October. Either theatrical releases being released on vod or direct to video movies. I know about Miasma, Ice Cream Man and the new VHS, but that's it, right?
>>223260593>>223260632lol
>>223260593I just grabbed this and Damon Packard is in it, very unexpected
>>223260632Where's Amityville Whore House
Imagine begging Blumhouse for table scraps to film another mediocre time loop flick while horror actuals rot on the shelf.>>223260677>waiting on universal>they'll greenlight it any decade now
>>223260923right here
>>223260923they'll get there sooner or later
>>223260876the ones I know in theaters>Other Mommy>Never After Dark (some hype around this)>Beware Boiuna>Clayface>WhalefallOn vod:>Crawlers>Buddy>Onslaught>R.L. Stine's Pumpkinhead 2>Ghost in the Cell>Ice Cream Man
Damon Packard cameo in whatever random trash y'all are grabbing is the only reason to even glance at the tracker today.>>223260913>grabbed this and Damon Packard is in itAbsolute kino right there anon, totally unexpected.
>>223260945Based
>>223260945kek
>>223260961oh and there's a found footage called Infirmary from Shudder.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gN1LMAwyvGY
>>223260961Whalefall's got Jane Levy in it. Haven't seen her in a while.
Buddy, but good
>>223260947we lost the technology in the 90swe should have amityville sorority house too
>Do you wanna paaarrtay>It's party time!
My theater didn't give a fuck and showed resident evil a day earlyFinal review 8/10 Its good, tense, has some unique set pieces that utilizes the resident evil concept of bio weapons other then that has nothing to do with resident evil which shouldn't surprise anyone.5 min car exposition dump which makes no sense essentially umbrella just tells a rando everything with zero resitiance probably for the people who never played resident evil and badass black action girl is cringe.Unique ending even if it was leaked.Good ost.A little too many jokes ans the protag js le wacky millennial but some were funny. Like I heard actually a couple of loud chuckles Weapons > resident evil > barbarian
I saw RE last night. A few people clapped at the end. But is everyone just pretending the movie is good? I thought i sucked outside if the farmhouse beginning.
I'm always happy to see hype for a new horror movie but I must confess I'm not excited about Resident Evil at all
I just got out of seeing the RE movie and holy crap Louis it was great. Thank fuck the director did not appeal to video game fags and created something that was actually kino.People are gonna hate the ending but i loved it.
>Hey dude! Remember that director that totally sucks?! Yeah??? Well his NEW movie is totally SWEET! Trust me bro!
>>223260945hehe
Resident Evil is exploding in popularity. We can't lose again after The Odyssey. We have to stop this NOW
>>223262347ain't no way kidder had titties like that
>>223262385>he doesn't know
>>223262368>lose again after The OdysseyThe fuck?We won. Nolanshit proved us right on every point
>>223261590more skeleton horror please
>>223258527>The Unknown (1927)>Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1931)>Betty Boop's Halloween Party (1933)>Dead of Night (1945)>The Head (1959)>Tales of Terror (1962)>Black Sabbath (1963)Would recommend any of those, anon.
>>223262368The camrip came out today, that might be why
>>223262537That's a zombie.
>>223258639This is a horror general on 4chan, in the year 2026. What do you expect?
>>223262657Thanks anon, I'll give em a look. I'm a Bava fan so I've already seen Black Sabbath, but I might have to watch some more Bava this spooktober occasion.
>>223262840I dunno man. At what point does a zombie become a skeleton? Less than 10% tissue coverage? 5%? Completely cleaned out? Who knows
>>223263101I don't think zombies could even break through a modern home or car window...
>open /hor/>it's a gay nazi arguing with himself
I'm watching Resident Evil. Why did they call this Resident Evil? They're not even zombies. It's legit closer to The Thing.
>>223263634to keep the rights to the IP and to sell a shitty movie based on a script that has nothing to do with RE just pepper in some references for the "retarded resident evil fans" as cregger calls them
>>223263667chud meltdown
>>223263634Believe it or not, half of the mainline Resident Evil games don't have zombies
>>223258078This anon got roasted
>>223263679Shut up you slow burnslop cuck
good shit
>>223264117>hfw he simps too hard
Is this the greatest performance in /hor/ history?
>>223262315They are trying hard to convince us to go to the theaters. We will not be swayed
>>223264249Does this movie insist upon itself? Be honest, I know you're waifu is in it, but give me your honest opinion
>>223262165I just haven't played the games so I have zero interest
>>223264370it has practically nothing to do with the games, it's just a zombie movie
