You posted the peak, may as well close the thread now.I still can hardly believe that J.J. watched The Goonies and decided to copy it without even thinking for one second. It's rather impressive.
This fucking rat scene from Avengers EndgameCapeshit fans eat this slop up
In Training Day, the girl that Ethan Hawke saves from sexual assault earlier in the day just HAPPENS to be related to the gangsters that Denzel hires to kill him later in the day, causing them to spare his life.Always found that to be a cop-out.
>>223265363>>223265394I know people tend to want to put the sequels out of their memory, but a really underrated plot convenience is in TFA when R2D2 wakes up with the rest of the map to Luke's location. Sure, maybe Luke had something to do with it, but that doesn't change the fact that the map, the supposed main story of Episode VII, was completed via a deus ex machina.
>>223265517That's fair, but that could have easily happened. That one is right on the line of believability. You never know who knows who. Plus, it's not like they were in NYC which would make the coincidence even more insane.
>>223265542I forgot all about that because it was so bad, anon. I mean that part, ok others too. Still way better than the other two, although I admit that is like saying a monster shit that makes you sweat for hours is better than explosive diarrhea.
>>223265562No it’s not bealivable
>>223265596You don't think it's at all possible that Mexicans who have tons of kids and relatives would know some girl who almost got raped?
>>223265623Have you been to Los Angeles?
>>223265634Yes. I noticed how you side-stepped my perfect argument. I think the real unbelievable thing in Training Day is that the rotten cops got caught.
>>223265363A giant piece of the Death Star shouldn’t even be there in the first place, that thing didn’t explode into pieces, it was completely obliterated.
Less 'convenience' than 'contrivance'
lmao please...no fucking way he survives that
>>223265677And even if it was chunky, there's no way The Goonies plot point could work. Or is J.J. saying that "The Force" made the DS II fall into the sea in a such a way that it would point the way to start the spark that fans the smokes that begins the fire that pukes diversity or something?
>>223265708what do you mean?
>>223265517They say a coincidence should get a character into trouble, but never get them out of it
>>223265787The astronauts become retards and visit the nonsense planet so that Cooper can watch his children grow up in a montage. The only reason they went to that planet is so that Cooper can watch his children grow up in a montage.
>>223265816Nta, but Mexican girls get raped so much, the story by itself is very believable. And she was cutting school. More reality. The part you're having trouble with is that a cop actually protected someone who needed it.
Not 'bad' but the ones in MiB always stood out to me.>Edgar randomly throws the beads from the taxi onto the street so J can track them>Edgar randomly attacks street vendor who happens to be selling postcards featuring the alien ship Edgar needs
>>223265826I mean, I guess if you're on you phone and you miss all the stuff leading up to that, I guess I can see why you would say that.
>>223265596There are people who end up dating long lost siblings they never knew existed, so two enemies coincidentally having connections to the same group is not out of the realm of believability.
>>223265866I can excuse plot conveniences in comedies, I can’t say the same when they do that with big budget serious shit
>>223265517Brother, every Latina has a like 20 uncles, 5 brothers, and 30 male cousins. He was in the same general area dealing with Hispanic gangsters. I’d be surprised if he didn’t bump into someone that knows her.
>>223265878>you miss all the stuff leading up to thaYes it's called plot contrivance and moronic characters. >one hour is seven years down there>miller has been there for seven years>we need to get down there and collect the seven years of data!
>>223266040This. Like I said, the hardest part to swallow is that a good cop was at the right place at the right time and then decided to do his job.
>>223266067This time dilation shit is so ridiculous it lead me to The electric universe and Einstein being a fraud.
>>223265517what made it unbelievable is that the cholos were honorable, as if cartel execution videos dont exist. but then allbeing homosexual wwas fully believable.
>>223265623beaners call them "sisters and cousins"
>>223266151cholos are not cartel
>>223266067lol, ok. You can literally minimize all plot like that.
>>223265363The time travel shit in Avengers Endgame was a massive asspull. Time travel is the biggest deus ex machina bullshit that will get you out of any situation. It has only been used as a GOOD plot device in Back to the Future and Primer. Otherwise its bullshit. They could allow Thanos to win in Infinity War so everyone was like "ZOMG WORSE CASE SCENARIO HAPPENED!" and then they cheated with time travel in Endgame to unfuck themselves. Pure bullshit.
>>223265437>the rat that defeated Thanos
>>223266298Same energy as
>>223266205The astronauts didn't
>>223266095That’s…the story dude. It’s literally just the story. Cops stop perps all the time. Especially considering they were traveling in a high crime area and a girl was walking home alone through back streets littered with criminals.
>>223265437>>223266367I think you guys are confusing “convenient plot decides” with “where the story starts”. It’s not like the rat brought ant man back SECONDS before a fire burned down the lab. It happened on a random day after all the important stuff happened. The timing was extremely NOT convenient in the story.
>>223265743>watch John Wick 2>"oh by the way, jackets are bulletproof now"Bravo
>>223266509>Cops stop perps all the time[Citation needed.]
>>223266543For me it's Captain Marvel finding Tony and then using her power to carry the spaceship through portals back to Earth
>>223266509>>223266586But, I was the guy defending the film anyway. Yes it's believable. Cops doing their jobs? No that sounds fictional.
>>223266598Much better example. Also Thor joining the Wanda battle RIGHT as they’re about to be overwhelmed.
>>223265677>Not using the original versionYikes
>>223265363In Quest for Fire, when Nao conveniently tames a mammoth with a handful of grass and doesn't get his ass eaten by the Kzamm cannibals.
>>223265542It's amazing how much of a free pass TFA gets just because it has so many memberberries.I honestly think it's the most insulting of the 3 movies with how much it directly apes A New Hope.
>>223265708It bugs me that the ship being in orbit would have basically the same time dilation as them on the surface.
>>223265363
>>223266778LOL
>>223266747TFA definitely floated by on hype, seeing Star Wars with modern effects, and a bushel of memberberries. I still watch it sometimes and just pretend the next 2 movies actually connected to the plot lines TFA started.
>>223265363That's pretty much sums it up lol https://youtu.be/ufix1r7a5Sc?t=1701&is=-mmEgDe8OH2TNE5M
>>223266832TFA is like... fine. Not great but it's okay. The subsequent ones are hugely bad. TLJ could have been good as a side story but as a main entry it's a fuckup.
>>223266598Why the fuck did they have to give Tony Stark the Infinity Gauntlet? Why not give it to Captain Marvel? She’s the most powerful one and can easily fly out of range from the enemies.
>>223265437I didn´t watch this, what did the rat do?
>>223266988>what did the rat do?Invented usury.
Speaking of Star Wars, the Acolyte is hysterically reliant upon them to make anything work, to the point space and time are essentially not concepts that can be considered if you want the plot to make sense>>223265542>Sure, maybe Luke had something to do with itProblem is that TLJ has Luke specifically want to NOT be found, so that's out the window
In Terminator, our main character Sarah Connor is conveniently the 3rd Sarah Connor listed in the phone book.
>>223266885TLJ easily had the coolest ideas of the three. Rian needs to stick to concepts and directing, and just let someone else write his scripts.
>>223266988Rat went on the control pad that shrunk Ant-Man into the Quantum Realm (that time moves differently in) right at the same time as the Thanos Snap in one of the previous films, 5 years later the truck with the control pad is in a junkyard and some rat steps on buttons on the somehow-still functioning control pad, bringing Ant-Man out of the quantum realm and he hasn’t died since those 5 years were only a few minutes for him.
>>223265517>cop-out
>>223265394No one thought about anything but cashing a FAT paycheck as they rinsed the retarded women running Disney corp
>>223267040All jokes aside, any group (regardless of what unified them as a group i.e people with brown hair, people who use sporks) that regularly practices usury should be sequestered from society and ultimately barred
>>223267147The Force is female, Chud. How dare you try to support the thing that was made for you.
>>223267166>i.eSince this seems to be grammar day, when you use that, it's always supposed to be in this form: "i.e.," (that is) yes, you always add the comma.The same goes for "e.g.," (for example)
>>223267090kek, I was waiting for someone to catch that. lmfao
>>223265363It's just a reference to The Goonies.
*sigh* somehow... ilse has returned
>>223267420References are fine, but not when they make no sense at all. It's not even an argument about logic, it's about physical impossibility. Even if the second Death Star was chunkified, it's not possible for its damage to coincide when a knife's design whether the knife was built before or after because of where the DS rested and many other physical factors. The only way it could have even remotely worked is if the precise explosion right down to the nanometer was considered and made possible. The knife-maker would have to have been the architect for the DS and a general in the Rebellion AND he would have to have the power of God over the pieces and the planet is rested on.
>>223265363>ribbed?>but for whom's pleasure?
Sorry for typos, but it's never not going to impress me how stupid J.J. Abrams is concerning TRoS.
Remember on the set of Armageddon when Ben Affleck asked Michael Bay why they had to train drillers to be astronauts when they can just train astronauts how to drill and Michael responded with “shut the fuck up”
>>223267541>SHAMALADING AEROSMITH>WATCH MUuhhh DAUGHTERrrrrrrrrThe Movie.
>>223267493Or maybe he just made the knife aftetwards. The thing is no Star Wars movie resists the minimal plot scrutiny. Just enjoy the space battles and the cool lightsaber fights. Or dom't and save yourself the trouble by never watchong any SW related media ever again.
>>223267541Clip is on yt and Affleck commentary is hilarious.
>>223267559Liv Tyler was someone way before Armageddon.
>>223267631>Or maybe he just made the knife aftetwardsYeah but, for the thing to work as intended, given that the DS is in the water and that 30 years or so has passed even in the story, it cannot possibly work unless Rey got that knife the second that chunk plunged into the ocean.
>>223267676She was in some cool videos, true. Nepotism is a powerful tool.
>>223266747The Force Awakens also had this stupid shit in it.>massive weapon built from a carved out planet.>like ten times the size of the Death Star yet somehow nobody noticed its construction during the 30 years it was being built.>Carved out from a Holy Planet for Jedi, making it even dumber that the Jedi never noticed its construction.>has the same weakness as the Death Star for whatever reason.>The Republic was still powerful enough to have access to all the resources to build it, making their defeat in Return of the Jedi pointless.>powered by ingesting stars.>can’t move like the Death Star.>Later revealed that Palpatine had a giant ass fleet of star destroyers each equipped with Death Star lasers, making the Starkiller even more pointless.
>>223267804Not to mention it shot a death beam across the galaxy and hit multiple planets in a matter of minutes.
>>223267804>>Later revealed that Palpatine had a giant ass fleet of star destroyers each equipped with Death Star lasers, making the Starkiller even more pointless.I am kind of surprised that no current SW "writer" has made it so that a lightsaber can also destroy an entire planet.
>>223267804>absorbs all the energy of a nearby star in a fiery column of plasma>nearby snow doesn't melt
>>223266751you can argue the ship wasn't in orbit but outside the influence
>>223267864>>nearby snow doesn't meltPahtooeyY Yucky!It's salt.
>>223267887Is this the most perfect example of masterful writing in movie history
>>223267851Lightsaber wounds are survivable now. They got nerfed in the last patch.
>>223265363Can't remember which of the Oceans 11 sequels (maybe just second one) but the grrlboss detective looks over a a truck driving by with a big sign of a company/event giving her the missing piece of the puzzle.
>>223267887>>223267905
>>223266747I despised TFA ever since first preview. Eventually watched it (way out of theater by then) and maybe enjoyed about 5 minutes of it. Didn't even bother with the rest
>>223267981Dey Nerf now?
>>223267524JJ ruined Star Trek so of course he'd help ruin Star Wars
>>223268137The circle is now complete, when I left Jew I was but a learner, now I am the master.
*The learner, I think it was "the" not "a" sorry, fellow crazed SW fans.
>>223267864The people standing even remotely close to the laser also would’ve been fucking disintegrated like ants under a magnifying glass given how massively overpowered it is.
>>223266905It's so impressive how much you know about comic book characters made for children. You're really cool and smart. You're 40.
>>223267071>you thought that it's a snow planet, but it's actually SALT, an entire SALT PLANET, how cool is that???
>>223268478It was a metaphor for all the coke J.J. was on to come up with that dreck.
>>223268354Imagine being this upset that someone paid attention to the information presented in the movie
>>223268538nope
>>223265866The first is just meant to be a joke about NY having a ton of indian cab drivers.Here's a clip of your second point, see if you can tell why he got so pissed at the vendor.
>>223268538The OA was so fucking fun. Criminal it didnt get a third season
>>223268505Post a pic of your funko pops. I know you have them. Don't lie to me, manchild.
>>223268629second season was shit
>>223265363Erm ackshally it was the prophecy that knew she was going to be standing in that exact location and distance
>>223268658Not them, but I own one (eins) Funko Pop. If you can tell me exactly which one it is, I won't watch SW for a year.
>>223268582>see if you can tell why he got so pissed at the vendor.Why did he stop driving to ask a random street vendor "where do you keep your dead?"Plot convenience.
>>223268658Why are you defending a comic movie so hard?
>>223268740Are you retarded? I'm making fun of the manchild for knowing so much about comic book characters. It's cringe. You should grow out of heckin star wars superman voldemort by age 14 at the latest. Work on your reading comprehension, esl
>>223268825>I'm making fun of the manchild for knowing so much about comic book charactersFor following the basic plot of the most successful film of all time on a friday
>>223268862Idk what the plot is. Never saw it. I'm not 13.
>>223268862>the most successful film of all timelol no. That honor goes to Star Wars (1977) if we're being honest, if we speaking in terms of grosses.
>>223265708Yeah, they should never have considered that planet ever. One single day on there would be centuries on Earth. It would never be livable no matter what. And they decide to go there because it would take months to go to the other place? So they stupidly waste two decades visiting that world. Completely dumb. The convenience though is that the giga-black-hole doesn't kill Cooper and actually has a special tesseract in it that can allow Cooper just enough control to visit his daughter's bedroom and give brief messages to her throughout the years. Then the guy that the female astronaut loves just so happens to die just in time for Cooper to head on over to her planet and start plowing her pussy
>>223269101The Goonies is a golden classic, heathen.
>>223265743This shit confused the fuck out of me. And it happens in a couple of the movies. They try to portray it as "grounded" where he's super skilled, has access to special tech and weapons, but nothing to comic booky. Then he falls from three stories up, hitting metal railings at high speed with his spine and breaking his fall with his head...and gets up just fine?! I was expecting them to ackowledge it or make up some excuse for it, but nah he just walks it off and soon after keeps killing. There was zero reason to include scenes like that.
>>223269215right? Also, natural formations that will be there for thousands of years is not the same as some fresh ship rubble and an "ancient" knife
>>223269304Yup and yup. We should make movies, and J.J. should do whatever it is we're doing.
>>223269343let me send him an email.
The Usual Suspects. How on earth could Verbal Kent just happen to have a police wall board that has so many names and locations that matched his past. I turned that science fiction shit off when he read the coffee mug
>>223266694>Thor joining the Wanda battle RIGHT as they’re about to be overwhelmedThey still lost to Thanos after Thor showed up so his timing didn't move the plot forward out of convenience. Thor's new axe having the power summon the bifrost and teleport across the universe to said WAKANDA battle was mindless plot convenience and for some reason he never does it again. He's thousands of years old he could have just waited around a few years then teleported to help others during their time traveling nonsense.
>>223269359Ok, I'll let you this time, but please be nice.
>>223265708going to that planet was the most retarded bullshit imaginable>Earth is dying, we don't know how much longer it can last!>Yes, let's go to this planet right next to a massive black hole with serious time dilation that is somehow a viable candidate for colonization>oops the planet is fucked and we wasted like 20 Earth years on this bullshit
>>223266988Ant-man goes to quantum realm right as Thanos snaps everyone. So the people to bring him back are gone.5 years later a rat walks on the device and brings him backThis Kickstarts the chain of events where they realise they can use the quantum realm to time travel
>>223268538>this makes the incel shooter seethe
>>223266598Nah, this one's fine. Captain Marvel was in contact with Earth. They probably told her about Stark and the others so she was actively searching for them in the route between Earth and Titan. She didn't just randomly happen upon them in the vastness of space.
>>223266905Captain Marvel DID have the gauntlet. Do you not remember the infamous scene where Spiderman gives it to her?
>>223268538Dance off bro. Me and you.
>>223266905Tbf they didn’t even intend on using the gauntlet to snap Thanos away and did that as a last resort, there’s also some bullshit about Dr. Strange seeing Stark using it being the only reality where they win or something, meaning the gauntlet would’ve been too much for the girlboss Captain Marvel to handle oh noooo
>>223269783oh no no n--ACK
>>223269826You joke but dance is the most powerful tool in mankind's arsenal
>>223269846Wait, I thought that was Love. Mankind are the only beings that feel Love and it's the ultimate force in the universe
Toy Story 4, what are the fucking odds that Woody and Bo just so happen to randomly reunite at the playground in a different state like 15 years later. God this movie was shit.
>>223269868Dance is the ultimate expression of love
>>223266778kekt
>>223267166While I fully agree as well as I am not an economist, If you have insight. What about inflation? I assume borrowed money would rise with inflation? Then the more important part, what is the incentive for the user to lend?I personally dont lend money at all. usury is slavery, debt is slavery.Most i would lend is some money off a friend if I forgot my money at home or something like that.now I dont even use money, just a bank card
>>223268354>>223268825>>223268893Nobody loves you.
>>223265743i fell off a kitchen stool once and the resulting concussion was enough to be diagnosed as worrying
>>223270032>4?Buddy, there’s only 3 movies. Not sure what Chinese bootleg you stumbled across.
>>2232709713? Are you HIGH? There's 2.
>>223267804my favorite part of the not death star firing its not galaxy gun is how finn & co were able to see the destruction of the hosnian system despite being in another system on the other side of the galaxy
>>223271055They had binoculars.
>>223267166Interest is just the price of money.You can buy money like you can buy apples.Banks are just businesses who don't sell apples, they sell money.This is good for society. It allows people to access things that it would ordinarily take years or even decades of saving to normally be able to afford.
>>223266905>Why the fuck did they have to give Tony Stark the Infinity Gauntlet?Mother fucker got too big for his lifts and they had to kill him off or he would ask for even more money in the next flick
>>223269213>Then the guy that the female astronaut loves just so happens to die just in time for Cooper to head on over to her planet and start plowing her pussyBy the logic of the movie, Anne Hathaway would be there for 70+ years by the time Cooper arrived (if the wormhole stayed open, otherwise it would take thousands of years to reach it by conventional means)
>>223268538I'm in the camp that believes it wasn't anything supernatural, the school shooter was just so fucking baffled that a bunch of weirdos were aggressively jazzercizing at him that he was just staring in confusion.
The dumbest NuStar Wars plot convenience is how everyone can just block lightsabers with the force now
>>223265363This is as bad as it can get. Getting a thing to do a thing to show a thing in a massive galaxy is so fucking retarded. The worst part is when she picks up the dagger she says something like "this dagger has done horrible things" while holding the Youngling Slayer 5000 in her other hand.
Jarvis invent time travel.The end of The Departed just has a new character show up in the last 2 minutes to kill the protagonist.
>>223265363its a movie with literal magic. the blade was created by Sith magicians. they could probably just see the future and know how it would line up. other force users have seen the future before or felts events from far away.my guess anyways, I couldn't find an answer on Google and I guess the movie didn't explain how either or I didn't pay attention
>>223265708>land on planet next to black hole>step out of ship>immediately send out beacon telling everyone this is a great planet to colonize>get murdered by mountain-sized wave ten seconds later
>>223272979I’d be fine with it if it was only people with mastery of the force doing it (Mace, Yoda, Anakin, Palpatine), not their Mary Sue aka Rei
>>223272979it's supposed to show that you completely outclass your opponent in knowledge, attunement, and mastery of the force
Some random-ass actress just happens to be the only person in the world who knows the recipe for a literal healing potion.
>>223265437>quantum particle machine found on the rooftop >dr. pym branding probably all over the place >ant man and his girlfriends belongings found at the scene >nobody tries to figure out the machine, not a single person >5 years later a rat just presses a button >that's all it took one button press fucking NOBODY? the time machine still had power after all that time too? they just never tried pressing the buttons after all those years??
>>223267541Drillers have skill and physical strength to actually do work. Astronauts are just actors with no skills but lying.
>throne room fight with the disappearing light dagger? already forgottenthat webm was a regular in sw thread many years ago
>>223266168This. Most cholos are low level, wannabe gangsters. Doing things like petty robbery and graffiti. The "higher up" cholos are just street drug dealers. Not much else.t. grew up in san diego
>>223273960Meant for>>223266168
>>223273944It's difficult to remember even the latest of the star wars sequels, shit was so bad it gave most people amnesia.
>>223274022I regret watching a random video about TLJ because it made me remember stupid things I’d already forgotten like that scene where they rescue some animals from a fancy restaurant or something shit ike that.
>>223266778
>>223274022They should be forgotten
>>223273023Kek
>>223268538A dance where you cut every 5 seconds isn’t real theater.Nu wizard of Oz does this shit too and it ruins every musical number
>>223267651Just watched and this shit is so based. Ben seems so much cooler in real life then his actor persona
>>223265363No one has ever explained how this scene is bad.
>>223265677what IF the moon IS The Death Star and The Galactic Federation was here the entire history of humanity
>>223268538>racist dancingWhat are these ring wingers going to think up next?
>>223274497they have spaceships and can travel faster than light and they're using a gimmick from The Goonies to advance the plot
>>223274793JJ Abrams "MUH CHILDHOOD"
>>223265363Jar Jar Abrams’s filmography, it here’s the actual peak:>Star Trek reboot>Spock puts Kirk off on a random planet>Old Spock is there too>For no fucking reason at all. He’s from an alternate timeline(the original one) where none of this shit ever happened. He’s just there. >It’s also where Scotty is.>Who just so happens to be the one man alive who can get Kirk and Scotty back aboard the Enterprise(with a little “help” from Spock)>By breaking everything we ever knew about beaming technology>And making starships almost totally pointless
>>223267166can ya loan me some money interest free?
>>223274497How convenient for Rei to be standing standing at the exact angle and distance from the piece of the Death Star for the dagger to line up and that the piece of the Death Star that shouldn’t even be there in the first place >>223265677,wasn’t eroded or affected by the elements at all during the 30 years it’s been there and that a throne room inside managed to remain intact. Not only that but a giant chunk of a moon-sized base landing on a planet would probably decimate the area around it, that shit should be standing in a giant crater.
>>223274497The dagger is described as having been “given” to Ochi. It’s called a Sith “artifact,” implying it’s ancient. Which means that it was made before the Death Star even exploded.
>>223274497The second Death Star completely exploded and somehow the bits and pieces of it ended up there and some ancient dagger had the coordinates to it?
>>223265743His spine broke his fall.>>223269273It's a base level misunderstanding of how physics works. Wouldn't surprise me if there was a biological woman in charge of the VFX department. That second impact on the awning or whatever does kinda work, because there is a lot of surface area and it actually crunches and deforms, showing that it absorbed a lot of the force instead of transferring the full force of the impact to his body. but that first impact, putting the full force of the fall, directly into his spine, along a single, perpendicular, hard edge, would have been enough to have his vertebrae cranking a 90. Also I've seen enough chinese rekt webms to know that that last little half a second where he does a full 360 roll before hitting the ground is enough force that atleast one of his limbs should be bent backwards in entirely the wrong directionBut this isn't really plot convinience as much as plot armor.
>>223274497Lots of people have explained why this scene is bad... And it's usually just them describing the scene in detail, while one or more people try stifling laughter about how absolutely retarded it is
>>223265542I've been saying this since 2015. TFA is nothing BUT plot conveniences throughout. Everything happens at the precise moment because the plot demanded it. I can't remember all of it because it was over a decade ago since I watched it but I remember Han finding the Falcon in the middle of space after being separated from it for years, then after that a bunch of guys show, then they go to that castle where the "empire" show up, then the rebels show up just in the nick of time. But you know what was worse than this? It's the second season of the Mandalorian. Mando goes to find other Mandalorians but crashes for god knows how long then ends up at the planet where Bo-Katan just at the right time before she was about to steal a ship and leave. Then Mando gets told about Ahsoka and Mando arrives at the exact moment before she tries to save the village before leaving. Both characters were clearly waiting around killing time until Mando shows up to finish the plot. And this isn't including Boba Fett later on.>>223270032What about 5? Jesse gets found by a girl who just so happens to live in Jesse's previous owner's farm. Woody also shows up like he was in the area let alone the same city.
>>223270032imagine how many times andy made them pretend fuck
>>223267058She's the last Sarah Connor he checks.
>>223274879>Old Spock is there too>For no fucking reason at all. He’s from an alternate timeline(the original one) where none of this shit ever happened. He’s just there.This is literally explained in the dialog. Lenord Nemoy is there because the captain of that one singular romulan mining freighter, that was somehow fast enough to intercept and capture the fastest experimental science ship the future vulcans had, and also somehow had enough to destroy every single starfleet ship (except for Enterprise) within a couple minutes, put Lenbord Nemoy there on the moon of vulcan, specifically to make him watch as he destroyed his home world. It;s just everything else you said that's a retarded universe breaking plot convenience
>>223265542>No I won't tell you where I exiled myself>Oh btw, I left my new adress on my computer
>>223275587And it just so happens to be within walking distance of where they beamed Kirk to?
>>223266367>Sausage partyNot my proudest fap
>>223267804And don't forget how close the planets were to each otherThey can't be more than 10,000km away from each other
>>223275407>Jesse gets found by a girl who just so happens to live in Jesse's previous owner's farm. She purposefully tracked the address >>223270032This one was too contrived
>>223273535She dies and is replaced by the faceless man who is able to kill the Night King.
>>223268538I will never ever be over this. Holy shit I’m dying.
>>223275026And he modified it
>>223275646Probably just Broken Clock theory from the writers room. There is some logic behind it, even tho the writers weren't even thinking that deep. presumably, romulan cpt whos name IDGAF enough remember probably tried to position Spock so that vulcan would be directly overhead for maximum knife-twisting. Enterprise probably beamed Kirk to the closest location on the surface moon, to save energy. And if they are currently orbiting the planet, the closest position would also be the one where the planet is directly overhead. this easily puts them close enough to meet up... but I garentee you, the writers did not but this much thought into it, and it took me all of 30 seconds to think about that
>>223275882So Ochi, who was talked with:>”Securing the location” of the wayfinder>Killing Rey’s parents>Bringing Rey to ExogolInstead chose to modify his dagger into a Sith decoder ring of its location instead of just going there and bringing it back?
>>223266778Fucking e;r kek
>>223268057there is no girlboss detective in any of the Ocean's Eleven movie
>>223276320m8 they made a girlboss character and literally named her debbie ocean, as in, the sister of the literal title character, ocean.
Amanda Waller and her entire team falling asleep in TSS squad so they weren't able to track the team
>>223265787>>223265878>>223266205Good morning sar!
Mantis being too OP and can stop Ego with ease, so Gunn writes her our of the 3rd act by having a random debris knocking her out
>>223276373Was that Ocean's Eight, the all girlboss one where they couldn't even find eleven decent actresses to fill the gaps?
>>223269343>>223269384Heh, you guys make a good team.
>>223268538What is even the context of this
>>223276464i dont know i dont watch movies
>>223268538Mass seizure or trying to morph into Power Rangers, call it.
>>223265542>R2-D2 is in sleepy sad mode for 95% of the movie because...>Look he's just in sleepy sad mode ok?
>>223276389I wonder if that was in the original cut before the execs panicked and butchered it after Snyder's disaster
>>223276502they have literal magic powers and shit. it "makes sense" in the context of the show. still dumb, but its like making fun of like, the peter pan robin wililams movie scene where they "imagine the food" and thats how they dont starve. its literal magic, yo.
>>223276373>>223276464what the fuck are you talking about
>>223276554I wanted to eat that meal so bad when I was a kid. It looked amazing.
Why the ancient sith relic from 10000 years ago show something related to the death star scraps from 30 years ago?
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>>223276502>>223276554tards did this irl too, against trumphttps://youtu.be/vlRNnC7GupQ
>>223276656what were they thinking, interpretive dance doesnt work on pedophiles
>>223265363whats worse is its stolen from Journey To The West Conquering The Demonshttps://youtu.be/slN8gHSjlIw?t=4034
>>223265542The entire movie is riddled with contrivances.>the Falcon just HAPPENS to be on junkyard planet for... uh, that's a good story for another time>Han & Chewie are right next to the planet, but not to pick up the Falcon, he's passing through on a completely unrelated job>old asian lady alien recovered Anakin's lightsaber from bespin somehow, good story, another time, etc>leia just happens to be also leading another rebellion because nobody has bothered to do anything about the first order yet, probably a good story behind that (for another time)>rey can use the force better than the nephew of luke skywalker who's also been trained in the dark side>she can also beat him in a lightsaber fight>finn is a stormtrooper on kylo ren's elite guard but uh he's also a janitor (another time we find out he mopped the floors in the secret hyperspace tracking room in snoke's command ship)>turns out Starkiller Base has essentially the same "shoot it with an x-wing and the whole thing blows up" weakness that the death stars had, haha what a coincidence>the R2-D2 thing
>>223276644It's honestly amazing how memoryholed this movie has been, I don't know a single person who's even heard of it.It's like the K-stew Charlie's Angels. Nobody remembers it.
>>223276793no one watches women movies unless they are romance. even feminists dont care for gurlboss
>>223276861*coughs* ahem
>>223276891female director adapting a book written by a man =/ woman movies. magic mike is a woman's movie, directed and written by men. The Devil Wears Prada is a woman's movie directed by a man but written by women, oceans 8 is a womans movie directed and written by a man
>>223276502Watch the show. It should have been given it's full run, yet Netflix greenlights 1,000 shitty opinion podcasts that I won't watch
>>223276644Heard of it, wanted to see it. I loved Rihanna at that time, Anne and Sandra, Chubby Mindy Kaling, yum. Aqufinna, ehh,
>>223276968and she made it better lmao, read the book sometime
>>223276709Martin Short was in this?
>one-off comment starts a war
>>223277036i did, she didnt, just streamlined it into movie length. tom cruise and U2 concert would both feel like cameos and miss the whole point, should have kept the trump pizza bit. it was going for yuppies as a cultural group more so than one individual yuppie so the hyper specific nuances bateman has wouldn't flow overall with the movie as a whole
>>223277137>no she didnt, she just streamlined it (made it better)what did he mean by this
>>223277137also not the fucking point. a movie directed by a woman doesnt mean its a woman's movie
>>223277176>streamlined it (made it better)thats what your mohel told you
>>223276861And yet they keep making "[guy movie] but we replaced all the cast with sassy women!" and acting surprised when women don't turn up for it, because women only want to watch movies about Jane Literallythem being swept off her feet by a billionaire aristocrat who may or may not be a werewolf biker mafioso fireman.
>>223277211english doc, this isnt the united states
>>223265708The magic shuttle that could somehow reach escape velocity was also kinda dumb.
>>223266778Kekekekeke
>>223266778Saved
>>223265437We've been over this, Strange saw all the possible futures and there was only one in which the rat presses the button.
>>223276644>google oceans 8>its an actual movie that actually happened>The number 8 has literally no meaningful numerology within the Clooney cinematic universe.>its literally numerically lesser by 3
>>223275527>It's always in the last place you lookSo he's supposed to keep searching after he finds the right one?
>>223267464You best be joking nigger. Ilsa showing up is the insiting incident. Inciting incidences can be anything and everything, even absurd things or unlikely things. They are what the whole story is hanging off of. If you have a movie about a guy winning the lottery, you wouldn't say it's contrived or convenient.
>>223274497>Death star fucking atomized, yet somehow now there's huge chunks of it remaining and items inside are perfectly intact>There's a magic dagger that lines up perfectly with the outline of this chunk of what should be atomized deathstar>The dagger was made before the death star exploded>A character with no effort stumbles across the exact place which makes the dagger line up with the death star's outline perfectlyIt's not even contrivances at that point, it's utter bullshit.Imagine if in LOTR or something, Frodo had a magic amulet that told him where mount doom is, except the amulet was made before mount doom was even a place, and in the lore, a giant dragon sat on mount doom and flattened it, despite it being obviously still a mountain somehow
>>223265437Nothing tops Star Lord bashing Thanos with his handgun. Not only it did nothing, (Thanos was shown easily tanking Iron Man's missles prior) Star Lord accidentally hit Mantis which caused her to momentarily take her hands off Thanos.
>>223267058not rly because its a time loop so shes predetermined to survive otherwise the future with john wouldn't exist in the first place
>>223276424she can stop ego but not thanos?
>>223276697it doesn't work on anything, retard
>>223278131Magic lets people see the future, Anon.
>just 2 silver cander holders and you can be wealthy enough to become a mayor
>>223279039it works on me if they are cute enough
