Arthouse & Classics/bgg/dition>QotDFavourite Gentle Ben joint?>BonusFavourite Audrey joint?>BonuserFavourite Bee Gees song?Previous: >>223227130
Queen of /film/
>>223268396I thought that fucking thread would never end.
>>223268435It won't, nigga.
should have been a k/film/
>>223268524You have your own general.
>>223268559Now I have two.
It's my birthday today.
>>223268606Happy birthday, have a femboy and a film.
>>223268606>VirgoAre you very polite and obsessive about a particular hobby?
>>223268524>Shall I teach him a lesson?>Are you nuts as well?unzips pants>IDK, but first you have to taste deez nuts
>>223268396>QOTDAnatomy of a Murder (1959).>Bonus Either They All Laughed (1981) or Two For the Road (1967).>BonuserToo Much Heaven.
>>223268637Thanks.>>223268649Not so obsessive.
>>223268559dramas are not films
>>223268744You got a problem with what I just said, gooklover?
>>223268856Hmm, let me think about that.
>>223268606happy birthday you taboo slut
>>223268435Why does it matter which thread you’re looking in?
Speaking of taboo, I'm thinking of buying a snot gagging vid, what's the /film/ equivalent of that?
>>223269235Shut the fuck up, retard.
>>223268606Hope it's a great one, anon:https://youtu.be/UeOHAzjxLhk>>223268435You took the words right out my mouth.
>>223269295Why?
>>223269333Cause I'm not in the fucking mood and I'm hungry so unless you've got some food you better shut the fuck up before I really get mad.
>inb4 how about a knuckle sandwich
>>223269346I've got some bologna sitting in my crotch if you want it.
>>223268606What's the big number, hot shot?
>>22326940146
its over...
>>223269408i wishhhh
>>223269385You dog….
Where in the fuck is my dog (LH)? I was having fun ragebaiting his ahh.
"Nothing like a thick femboy sucking you off while listening to Necropedophile"
*ear piercing chris barnes EEEEEEEE*
>>223269856We already know bro.
>>223269942That started in the 00s, OG Chris was actually goated and his highs were more like "AGHHHHHHHHHHH!".
>>223269964Shut the fuck up.
>>223269980AGHHHHHHHH!
>he keeps reposting it
>>223270024Your skin is the color of excrement.
>>223268396MR NATURAL a great album. If it doesn't have a soaring Robin chorus or vocals in general, it's not Bee Gees. (Barry Gibb refused to tour with him as a duo, waited until he died to go on a solo tour using the twin's memories as nostalgia bait! Overbearing man now controls how their biopic should be told.)
>>223270059i guess bro, u mad?
>>223270112>I-I guess!!Lmao. Lowly little brown parasite.
>>223270045Just report and hide
>>223270134Goonies never say die!
>>223270142"Just report and hide," whined the street-shitting wannabe hall monitor.
Nothing like a hall monitor sucking you off while shitting in the street and listening to Necropedophile.
>>223268396RIP to Noël Godin, famous Belgian prankster who shoved a cream pie into Godard's face at Canneshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51zIJylP6C8
>>223270142Noted.>>223270189What is it with schizos skinwalking me this afternoon??
Speaking of Harper RIP Beef from Phantom of the Paradise
>>223269310Thanks, man. And i love 60s One Direction!>>22326940133.
>>223270375Fuck man, what a bummer. He was easily one of the best parts of Phantom…>>223270484>i love 60s One Direction!Based!
>>223267586Watch Mr. Arkadin (106-minute cut)
Get mad LH, come on, be my doggie.
>>223270375Harperfag
Fagharper
>>223270761>>223270795Most hated anon here
>>223270981Can't even hate him anymore. I've really evolved so much since I started posting in here back in 2012 that I consider every anon in these threads a special snowflake without which things wouldn't be the same :DI love y'all <3
>>223271052Except fixjeet. That FAGGOT can stay in janny hell
>>223271155He's the best poster of all times, what do you mean?
>>223268524kim du-han and my dad are members of the 27th generation of the same clan.
>>223271155Which one is fix jeet?
>>223271193>mfw the only reason these threads even move is bc of fixjeet cuckposting
>>223248075>but pretending that it's all gonna be on-topic all day every day is just a ridiculous thoughtIt's literally never on-topic.Look at this thread, there are only 2 or 3 thread posts about movies. This general literally has no point in existing.
>>223271450>this general has LITERALLY no point in existing!!>he screams while posting in it 24/7
Is there anyone who is similar to Gus van sant? His films are so gentle despite the plot.
>>223271450But it's a fun general, lil bro. I shit my pants laughing to these threads at least twice per day.
>>223271518People crying about off-topic always amuses me. It’s fucking 4chan. Who gives a shit
>>223271680Shit taste
>>223271709The biggest trvke of all times. Back in the day, I rarely even saw someone reported outside of shit like CP, animal cruelty and the like. It was the wild west...
>>223271403Harperfag’s bull
>>223271713Idk how it tastes, probably bad.
>>223271747Alfredo? He's a nice guy.
>>223271709You should report rule breakers or else there will be no rules
>>223271709I guess you don’t get it. This place is incredibly serious and need to be taken FUCKING SUPER SRS
>>223271869Oh, the horror!But honestly, there should be just a few rules like no CP, no zoophilia, gore, spam, etc., common sense shit, the rest is just very OCD for my taste.
>>223271869
fucking catfag kek
>>223272223Film?
>>223272392The screenshot I posted is from JLG/JLG: Self-Portrait in December (1994).
If you're not a horny perv you're incapable of being a good filmmaker.
>>223273013Trvke, fetishes are a must, too.
>>223268396Should I watch this?
>>223273262>135 minPass.
Falling in motion as though I had wingsWith your sweet love and devotionBaby, it's magic, a magical thing
>>223269856I prefer it the other way around, having a smug dom twink make me suck his dick
>>223273262It's good, a little overrated though, I'd say watch it.
>>223273262Not the best cassavetes but worth the watch
>>223273262Yes.
>>223273262Euroid Nonsense.
>>223274037It would've actually been better if that was the case.
>>223274074Completely true
>>223274183WHORE
>>223274183HOLY CRINGE
>>223273262Ebonic nonsense.
Women love me cause I'm a soft nigga, I'm on that Drizzy / Haynes grind.
>>223274366Go act like a nigger somewhere else.
>>223274366Don’t make posts without replying to anyone.
>>223273353Piss off pissjeet.
>>223274183Wow this is repulsive and bizarre holy fuck
>>223274663>>223274720stroking my shit rn
>>223275072THAT FUCKING THING WAS ALLOWED TO DIRECT I HATE 2026 SO MUCH ITS UNREAL
>heals your sexual psyche nothing personnel
>>223275229>ALLOWEDI don't think he asked permission.
>>223275280It’s personal you idiot
>>223275460
>>223273262Watch Husbands first.
>>223275799More like the husband watches
>>223276063Kek I get it
>>223275229Why do you care about the physical attractiveness of the filmmaker? Most of them are ugly.
>>223276063Watches what?
>inb4 Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
In your opinion when does a movie rise above being a mere movie and become a true film?
>>223276549When it's discussed on r/TrueFilm
>>223274663Suck on my black cock.
>>223276761Go back
>>223276549When there's very little plot. Some exception may apply.
>>223276549When there’s a girl and a gun.
>>223268396where do I start with Julian Hernandez ? Chronological order ?
>>223274183This is the least erotic thing I have ever seen in my entire life. She is legitimately hideous and a terrible actress and you should rethink your life.
>>223274183you cornball.
>>223278142Considering his obscurity you gotta start with whatever you can even find on torrents.
>>223278410Yeah, I saw this on World of Reel, had a good laugh. But Poolaks are like caricature kosher right: The Nation. Still assblasted about Communism (their country didn't even have it nearly as bad as everything further east) 24/7, while weirdly worshipping jews, Israel and USA. Also constantly crying for reparations from everyone around them (literal slavniggers). A cartoonish anti-commie movie conceived by Benny Shapiro probably sounded like some transgressive masterpiece to this poolack boomer so he agreed to collaborate.
>>223269590Flick?
I accept your confession.
>>223278410Cringe, we love Communism here.
>>223278799Heh.
>>223278892I love Russian qts.
RIP LYNCHRIP MCDONALDRIP NORRIS
Got banned from reddit again for saying gayniggers from outer space was my favourite short film. That's what the thread asked for and that is my genuine answer. Probably the worst website ever created, alongside facebook and linkedin.
>>223273262There's nothing to get out of it. It's a neo noir that doesn't benefit from Cassavetes naturalistic style. Some say it's a character study but the character is really annoying, flimsy and unrelatable. In fact the whole film is dirty and pointless, the titty bar scenes are just sad. Wouldn't recommend.
>>223280090You know you can't post that on reddit without getting banned, so why did you?
>>223280249The ban was for "spreading hate", which I did by posting the name of a well known sci-fi comedy short film that's freely available on youtube?
>>223280664It's obviously because nigger is in the title. Had you posted "Gayn from Outer Space" instead you wouldn't have gotten banned. It's not 2012 anymore
>>223273262>>223273299Watch the 108-minute cut.Gazzara said the original version meanders too much and Cassavetes ended up doing a more concise edit.
>>223280198The shorter cut trims down most of the the bar sequences. But if you didn't like the basic skeleton of the film I doubt that makes a difference.
>>223280090Doesn't every fucking employer demand you have a linkedin nowadays. I don't know anything about the site tho since I've never been and never will be a wagie. So no idea why you put it in your "worst" list.
>>223281162For a simple reason. When you click on a linkedin profile, even if you don't have an account, it will automatically log you into your google account and then notify that person that you viewed their profile. It's a basic infringement of privacy without consent and linkedin is the only website that does it.
>>223281215>linkedin is the only website that does it.lollmao
They're so..... smol
>>223281320I love cute, talented lesbos.
>>223273262I just saw it and it sucked.
>>223275460They think it's hilarious to intentionally misspell things.
>mfw anon doesn't know it's a meme from the early 2010s
>>223281215It's a site that designed around NOT being private. You post all your fucking credentials and shit to connect with people who might offer you a job and shit like that.
>>223281215do you know you're posting on a website that runs Google Analytics tracking code?
>>223281421>tfw my vintage memes will never be back in style
>>223281866Give it another year…
>>223282112this is a film by the way
>>223268396>brad westley summoning JCPenney
>>223282563indeed it is.
>>223282634Its that evil nigga from Roadhouse
>>223281320>5'2 and 5'3>Marie-France clearly towering even though they're both wearing heels
>>223282765>evil niggaI don't think he'd disagree with you
my reddit ban has been lifted after an appealkinographs for this feel?
>>223283083Decision at Sundown 1957
woah what a qt>drink herself to deathmany such cases
>>223283509
>>223283533I'm awooga-awooga-honk-honking at this curvacious cutie
>>223283533cute feet
>>223283083silver lode (1954)
>>223281866You have no style.
>>223283083Just Tony
>>223280198filtered by Mr. Sophistication
>>223284264Pretty based choice desu.
>>223284264As Bodas de Deus
Say something bad about La Dolce Vita
>>223284239I exclusively wear brands you would have seen on Reddit malefashionadvice in 2011. I am style faggot
>>223284772>I am style faggotIndeed you are
Only guy with style itt is me.
>>223266150Because, as flawed as that flick is, it's what that anon asked for.
>>223284726it has no Toto
wild you could once make a living as a newspaper film critic
Hi guys, I’ve just come here because I’m a level 5 on this chart and I want to “delve deeper” into some more interesting filmmakers and films. Any suggestions?
>>223286111all of these directors are literally problematic diddybluds :sobbing_face:
>>223286099every little thing you do every day on the internet used to have an whole industry built around it
>>223286111This picture angers me.
>>223281866And thank God for that.
>>223284935I actually look like a retard irl I’m sure >>223285141>not being dressed by reddit from 16 years ago>thinking you have any chance at style
>>223268396THAT is Audrey Hepburn??
>>223281162I don’t know. I am neet
>>223271358
>>223286716She got old, anon.
>>223287853Noooooo.....
>>223286454When people ask me if I went to fashion school I tell them, 'no, I went to fashion'.
>>223268399Imagine the braps
>>223281215>still using a google accountThat shit's been corrupted for well over a decade, anon. Should have shitcanned it years ago, or simply made a fake account.
Entertain me, LH.
>>223287853ew
>>223286716Without really paying attention to it I thought it was some AIDS Bob Dylan the whole time
>>223268396>Ben and AudreyI see what you did there, Lynch!
>>223288887Shit happens.
>>223268396>>223288902Ironically I thought it was Grace Zabriskie on the OP pic for a second.
>>223288953Which one?
I remember having absolutely no qualms with gratuitous bloodshed in movies when I was younger, but I subconsciously feel annoyed when I see excessive violence nowadays. Anyone else slowly turning into a boomer?
>>223289232>Anyone else slowly turning into a boomer?Nope, I've been a degenerate ever since I was a child and all my life has been nothing but a constant shedding of what I retrospectively see as slave morality. I really enjoy viscerality and the physical in cinema, and oppositely, I really dislike fantasy and scifi.
You’re all going to die down here.
>>223289366Let me eat a sandwich before I get slimed.
>>223287897steatopygian semen demon.
>>223289670Simp
>>223289800Googoo gaga retard babble.
Catunc is a degenerate with children
I'm not a cinephile. I've been accused...
>>223287853>died at 63She didn't get old enough...
I watched Modesty Blaise, it was pretty fun. I loved when she would change complete outfits and hairstyles in comical fashion. Monica Vitti is an absolute smokeshow.
>>223290040Nice. Do a Mr. Arkadin grid next.
>>223289232Nowadays i just might find it too silly depending on the violence and that might annoy me sometimes, but it doesn't really bother me, no. >>223289320Fantasy is cool but sci-fi i can't really get into either, especially space shit. But a good film is a good film.
>>223290040Polanski >
>>223289891If by degenerate you mean B-BASED
>>223290720>- Vitti and Bogarde were very close before they started shooting, having 'wonderful lunches' together. But as things started to sour onset, he would do impressions of her to Tony Forwood ("Monica Vee-tee is kind of petty, petty, pet-tee") news of which got back to her and he wound up having to send her beautiful floral arrangements to try to get back in her good graces – she never trusted him again.>- Vitti had been told by Antonioni not to allow herself to be shot from the side due to her roman nose, and argued with Losey extensively over his attempts to shoot her in profile.
>>223290842Antonioni a fag confirmed.
>>223289891he seems kind of cool
>>223290842The nose is hot, nothing wrong with a beaked up shawty
>>223290933You’re ugly.
>>223291082I wouldn't disagree
>>223290933She'd be less attractive without it. Foibles like aquiline noses, crooked teeth, protruding jaws can elevate beauty.
Suicide incoming
>>223291082Now say it without my cock in your mouth.
>>223291122Trvke.
Any other movies like The Hunt? Not in terms of plot but setting and atmosphere. The Hunt reminds me of the us south for some reason.
>>223290821Yeah, spaceslop is really one of the worst genres of all time.By fantasy I meant shit like LotR and Star Wars, the high fantasy stuff; I'm okay with stuff like Wizard of Oz or The Girl Who Leapt Through Time.
folks this doesn't make sense to me, he turns the steering wheel all the way right but then the car goes pretty much straight down the hill? surely the car would just spin in a circle and come to a standstill instead
>>223292429What?
>>223268396Do you ever think there is more kino to be watched in a single lifetime?I keep saving kino, but I don't know if I will ever get it, as I have never watched a Lynch film besides Elephant Man.And half the time something I have saved for years turns out to be a huge disappointment.Like I began watching Ghibli films a few years ago and found them to range from bad to mediocre.I have been trying get through Guns of Navarro, but I kinda despise this film. I expected something like Lawrence of Arabia or Bridge on the River Kwai, but this is just wacky action slop where 10 British commandos casually kill 1,000 Germans.
>>223293031So much kino so little time my friend
Someone just reminded me about Lily Collins and now I'm sad.
been revisiting some 'cocks recently and I'm afraid I may have to apply the b word to North by Northwest
>>223293686Nah, that's one of his good joints.
>>223293686I would agree with your application.I feel the same way about most ‘cocks as I do with most welles. I get why people like them, I get (most of) the praise, etc. but they just don’t do it for me. The ‘cock just doesn’t move my cock if you know what i mean
>>223293908in both there's a side of technical showmanship and cleverness that I find grating (that cut to the train car interior at the end for instance) but among recent cockwatching I still liked The Wrong Man quite a bit and Dial M to a lesser but still appreciative extent. NBNW surprised me by how frequently dull it is visually especially with those flat frontal dialogue scenes. Cary Grant also started wearing thin on me after he goes on the run and the rest of the performances aren't of much interest either
>>223294430I think you did a great job of describing how I also feel about those films. Have a great night I am going to bed
She turns 92 tomorrow.
Hitchcock got too formulaic and instead of making films started making Hitchcock films™ at a certain point, if you know what i mean.
>>223294875M I L KILK
>>223294875
>>223295169>>223295206s e xex
>>223293686Wow, you're so cool. Thinking an extremely entertaining and objectively well made film is boring is the mark of a true intellectual. You're so much better than us plebs, I kneel.
what's your favorite adaptation of a classic novel?
>>223296336Tess (1979)
>>223293686I feel that way about Strangers on a Train.
Not trying to shit on anyone, but you genuinely need a certain level of intelligence to appreciate art films. Some people just aren’t equipped for them.
>>223296120He can have an opinion.>>223297067This is true, but a lot of "art" art is just pretentious garbage.
https://letterboxd.com/smoothhands/list/lbg-top-50-kinos-of-all-time/with the logging of a flor do mar i have officially watched all of the top 50 letterboxd general kinos of all time
been revisiting some european cinema recently and I'm afraid I may have to apply the acronym wpn to much of it
extreme lynchian truman show kino directed by GOD and SERENDIPITY and really bad prompts from third worldershttps://trumanworld.live
>>223297924Those third worlders are probably smarter than you. ngl.
About to watch Crumb (1994), was supposed to be a 35mm print but there was a technical issue so now it's a DCP.
>>223297900WPN?
>>223298155Very kino but it makes me feel bad how much i identify with all three brothers.
>>223283083I only recommend films.
>>223296807We are waiting for the remake
>he's doing aislop now
>>223298914Kek
>>223296807She doesn’t look like this today.
>1979No shit, Sherlock.
>>223299249Posts like this discourage people from contributing and make others hesitant to post. This needs to stop. If the goal is to encourage participation, this approach is counterproductive.
Fuck off.
>>223292429inertia + no power steering
>>223294875Happy birthday.
>>223296120stop being so thin skinned
>>223298545white people nonsense
>>223301528What films are you deeming guilty here?
>>223293686That's literally his best film, how could you possibly be bored by it?
>>223301696
>>223301721Nonsense perhaps, but the Portuguese aren't white.
>>223286111what about italians?
>>223301710Not just his best, but his most entertaining (indeed, his best because most playing to his greatest strength which is being an entertainer).
>>223301772meant for >>223301756
>>223301786Northern yes, Southern no.
>>223301810I understand. The Koreans are similarly divided. Do you have a film to offer that will redeem European cinema from the status of white people nonsense?
>>223301774NBNW is basically a perfect film, the exposition is handled flawlessly, the viewer and the protagonist are always in sync with how little they know about what's going on. The only flaws are the rear projection scenes, which admittedly are fucking awful, and the abrupt ending. The Bond franchise has tried and failed to rip it off for 60 years.
>>223302038>the viewer and the protagonist are always in sync with how little they know about what's going onI would agree for the first ~45 minutes (for me the highlight of the film besides the two later action set pieces) but after the UN killing you've literally got a boardroom of shady G-men laying out what's happening to Thornhill and why they can't intervene (which renders Eve's double agent status fairly predictable and means that the auctioneer revealing Vandamm's name is something only significant to the viewer). Sure the nature of Vandamm's business is kept in the dark for awhile but does it really matter?
bump of bpn
>>223301846L'Ami de mon amie
>>223303341Very well but remember it's 3 strikes and you're out euroid.
>>223302245Cock is well versed in red herring.
>>223303486Yeah, but the Rohmer would be the first strike because the Portuguese don't count.
The font choice with the flashing bright orange background and the intentionally shitty horizontal flip jpg animation just doesnt fit the aesthetic of the actual images from the movie itself, it clashes and feels forced. It reminds me a lot of the marketing for Suicide Squad where they tried to make David Ayers dark edgy footage look like Guardians of the Galaxy by putting pop music and rainbow text over everything. I’m sure it was approved by Inarittu, which tells me he doesnt really know what hes going for with this movie.
Today is Maggie Cheung's birthday
>>223303701Happy birthday!
>>223303701she fell off, there's only 3 happy birthday comments on her mydramalist page.
>>223303701happy birthday you crazy milf
>>223303660looks good to me
>>223303660watching The Revenant on a flickering TV in an overcrowded waiting room is the most unpleasant car dealership experience I've ever had
>>223303872It “looking good” or not has nothing to do with what I said.
>>223304000So you say, but I don't believe you.
>>223304051Boring nonsequitur bait. Yawn.
>>223303872looks good too me too.
>>223303891Why didn't you just stare at the floor instead? Were you coerced?
>>223304937Yes I was, the car seller said he would rape me if I didn't watch and two black guys came in and forced my eyes Clockwork Orange style. I was scared for my life, but I should have let them rape me instead of watching that shitty joint.
>>223305111At least you feel remorse. Take comfort in that.
birdman lol
BBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRDMAAAAAAAAAAAAnnnnnnnnnnn
To get a 'boxd review to go viral I need to review some newly released joint but everything new is shit. So i'm hoping DIGGER is good so at least I can write something interesting about it.
>>223305680DIGGER looks like it will be a ton of fun.
>>223301846watch Perinbaba [1985]
>>223305766a better representative than >>223303341 ?
>>223306008I haven't watched that french flick, but Perinbaba is a delightful, magical and wholesome cinematic experience.
>>223305766>>223306050Looks kinda fruity.
>>223306050but are Slovaks white enough to qualify for the term 'white people nonsense'?
>>223306095That's an open question, but they're certainly the most /film/ Slavs.
I don't even know the difference between czechs, polacks, russians, ukrainians, etc., they're all snow niggas to me. Bet they're racist to each other, too.
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