>Be druk>Sitting down in an empty kinoplex cubicle taking a shit>Some guy takes the stall next to me>Feel awkward, so I try to break the ice and ask him if he likes movies>He doesn't respond>Start getting nervous, repeat my question but this time louder>He says "not really">Ask him if he's heard of /tv/>He says "No">Feel kinda mad and hit the wall of the stall that he's on in a fit of rage>Instantly regret it>Say "Sorry">He doesn't respond>Feel really bad>Hold some money under the stall as a peace offering>He doesn't take it>Tell him to take it>He says no>Feel really freaked out so I wipe, get up and leave>Wait outside the door of the toilet to apologise>See him come out>Say "I just want to apologise">He says "Fuck off"WHAT A LIFE
>>223268558Balding sóylennials think this is peak humor btw
>>223268558Is this the thread?
>>223268599Yeah, I do
>>223268558Did this really happen
>>223268558I drink 2 or 3 times a week these days. I try to drink no more than half a bottle of vodka per week
>>223269077WHAT A LIFE
>>223268558>druk thread on a Friday nightBased. What are y'all drukking tonight, drukbros? I just finished drukking a bottle of sake
>>223270639Vodka all night
>>223271595
>>223268558who tf gets drunk at the movies?
>>223272322I dont go to the movies and everything os shit now, so getting drunk for it sounds reasonable.
>>223268558BASED
>>223272322are you joking
>>223272322Bro you don't understand, it's a MOVIE slash TAVERN. You can order a beer and meal, and watch a movie! Where else can you even do that?!?
Hate it when people point out the smell of alcohol when I'm not even drunk. Makes me so self conscious.
>>223268558WHAT A LIFE!
I'm ghosting a girl tonight to erp with my anime girl chatbot and drink vodka. Should I play vidya or watch kino?
>>223272322I rarely go. But when I do, early matinee and sit all the way in the back with a flask of vodka.
I'm an incel.
I'm watching The Odyssey.
>>223270639Poor man's moscow mule.Vodka, ginger ale, lime juice over ice
Today I drank the vodka and got a tai prostitute (female) to make herself cum in front of me, then go for rough cowgirl, telling her to get off when I was about to cum. Not easy directing her since she barely spoke English, but pretty hot and she was nice and wet, but would have made a mid movie scene.
>>223275043Anyone would have to be drunk to stomach that shit.
>>223273486How does the anime ai compare to the real girl? Is the real girl fat? Do you feel anxious around her? Play a little vidya, then watch a movie.
