Bros...
he might be dead even if they found him too alive. DMX never recovered from his coma
chairman of le board... hitler's dog! didn't even know he was sick
Oh no not the tranny
but 4chan told me money makes you happy?
Was he ever actually in something? I only remember him as like a guy people made fun of when I was a kid. Then later he was a freaky roid guy
>>223276685Alright, which asshole switched out the prop gun?
>a second carrot has been topped
carrot top? more like carrot juicefolks, we're telling jokes here
>>223276753his IMDB is kinda bare. i bet he wasn't that rich for how much he was shilled on tv. probably got no royalties, made an ass of himself constantly, no one understood him, hooked on drugs to cope, and after all his experience he still gets fucked over with low pay. and he's 61 now so he's probably jaded
>>223276685what took him so long?
>>223276685https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=whN9JJ74dPw&pp=ygUkbm9ybSBtYWNkb25hbGQgY2hhaXJtYW4gb2YgdGhlIGJvcmVk&ra=mMay they RIP in piece together.
>>223276773Cheney has been dispatched to the hospital with his shotgun.Don't worry sir.
can't blame himlife is shit
>>223276764He did the infamous Chairman of the BORED, but also shit tons of specials and appearances back when that was lucrative. Also he's had like a bunch of residencies in like Vegas and Reno. Last I heard he was pretty well off.
>>223276685Not going to say it.Starts with a V, ends with an X
>>223276789I believe they built him his own theater like Penn and Teller and threw 5 or 6 mill at him every year just to do his stupid act.
>>223276789he has a residency at a major las vegas casino and had it for decades now.
>>223276835Velveeta X? Is that the new edgy cheese that Wolverine eats?
>>223276789He's a headliner in vegas, worth 100 mil.
holy shit he’s 61?
>>223276848Was he targeted by organized crime?
i wonder what prop he used. a rope? some pills?
>>223276864>>223276848>>223276844maybe he's just overworked like elvis was and it got to him over the years. daily shows maybe even multiple daily shows. lots of possibilities desu
>>223276773
>>223276888A variant of a garotte called a carrotte
>>223276685Do stars like him ever count their blessings?Just saying I don't have much sympathy for suicide attempts. A childhood friend killed himself and I hate him for it, frankly.
The suicide attempt
>>223276835>muh vaccinesYou chuds sure can't stop thinking about it 24/7. The pandemic is over and you still stuck in 2020.
>>223276685Other than hanging or eating a bullet or being a train dodging Indian all suicide “attempts” are gay. You either do it or you don’t.
>>223276888>"okay, okay, how about this, its a shotgun but its loaded with sleeping pills, I call it the Pill Popper!"
>>223276931vaxx status?
>>223276685Damn those Norm jokes must’ve really got to himlol but seriously I’ve followed him on instagram for years (no idea why) and he always posted weird videos ranting about shit and he seemed kinda weird and screwy in the head kinda had those old guy losing his mind vibes
>>223276939as a celeb he has access to pills and probably chugged a bottle
>>223276787a man taking his own life is no laughing matter
bro is jacked
>>223276864>>223276848>>223276844>>223276894he opens for criss angel. he hardly has his own show
You think the person who walked in on him doing it yelled "CARROT STOP"
>>223276941You know what's funny? All these "vaccine" related deaths always happen in America, not other countries.
>>223276974you mean skipped leg day
>>223276685Did he take the Paramount news badly?
>>223276974Jesus Christ what the fuckthis is worse than gore
>>223276979Oof if I had to see Criss Angel every night I'd kill myself too.
Carrot Top or Yahoo Serious?
>>223276908>count their blessingswhy do you hate your friend? survivor's guilt?
>>223276685Why did he mess with his eyebrows???
>>223276789He's filthy rich.
>>223277051Plastic surgery
>>223277060looking at his IMDB i wouldve never thought
>>223276974still hideous
>>223276753yea, but carrot top is broke...
>>223276931But they had to stay inside for a couple weeks even though they had no jobs. They're never going to let it go and anyone who dies, no matter their age or if it was suicide, they're ALWAYS going to post "vaxx status?", as if it is even possible to get sick or die from a VACCINE. I honestly don't think those people even understand what that word means. They seem to think it's the opposite of what it is; a poison.
>what's up doc?
>>223276979>Since 2005, Carrot Top has headlined at MGM Resorts International properties in Las Vegas, Nevada. He has had a residency comedy show at the Luxor Hotel in Las Vegas since November 22, 2005Criss Angel had his own seperate show and is at a different casino now.
>>223276835kek
>>223276988But there are zero vaccine related deaths. You died if you didn't get vaccinated. Dumb people have everything backwards. And they call it clownworld as if they are not the cause.
>>223277074That's maybe because IMDB is the internet MOVIE database and Carrot Top is a comedian.
>>223277067I asked why, not how.
>>223277039Because he made me and everyone else sad. He had no real reason to kill himself. I know the details. He felt "pressure"...well no shit, cousin. Life is pressure.He was a close friend and him killing himself was like an assault on me. Those who suicide are jerks.He did this IN school with a gun btw.
>>223277126i didnt even see a comedy special just a ton of guest appearances but you might be right if he was big in the on the ground comedian scene. but so was mencia and he got his own show
(((they))) sure can't stop bullying gingers. How do we stop this?
>>223277147They?
>>223276951The thought of a drug suppressing your breathing is terrifying. Just step onto a Chinese escalator and get it over with.
>>223277118Damn, /pol/ lied to me again.
>>223277147Report the bullying.
>>223276685One of the worst, very low on my list.
>>223276685It's always those that bring the most joy to others that are suffering the most themselves.
>>223277180Jews
>>223277185Why do you think /pol/ has an awful reputation and makes this whole site stink?
>>223277196he's just like robin williams fr
>>223277197the goys hate you too. red headed women are fine but there's no excuse for a man to have red hair.
>>223277141lol fuck younobody should have to suffer to keep people around them from feeling sad>He had no real reasonObviously he did thoever?
>>223277221Anon, you are spreading very low vibrational energy, and I strongly suggest you stop.
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
the dvd for Rules of Attraction had a Carrot Top commentary, even though he had nothing to do with the movie, and he just riffed basically, not sure why they did that, but I listened to the whole thing.
>attempted juicide
>>223277249He was fucking Jessica Biel at the time and she brought him along.
RIP kinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6muVAmQ0S0
>Accomplished comedian Carrot Top...
>king of the gingers tried to off himselfwake up people we are not ok
He should have called collect instead.
>Dom Lucrefucking fail
How hard is it to kill yourself that even absurdly wealthy people mess it up?
but he’s been having a killer run doing killtony panel spots oh no!
>>223276974He was a fag?
>>223276685>Le Chaim
I know what'll cheer you up, go see that funny comedian Carrot Top.
>>223277335the body wants to live I guess, you gotta fight it
>>223277401>But Doctor... I am Carrot Top
>>223276974BASED.Do some leg extensions and leg curls and then a full upper body workout. Only faggots focus on their buns.
>>223276908Same.Like Chester Bennington of Linkin Park when from seeming like a cool dude to being one of the biggest pieces of shit ever, totally he point I haven't listened to Linkin Park since. Fuck him.He left behind a family.He left behind kids.He was a fucking millionaire.FUCK him.
>>223276685>>223276974>>223277345https://radaronline.com/p/carrot-top-second-accuser-alleged-explicit-texts-exploitation-claims/>accused in legal proceedings of preying on gay guys on fucking grindr two days agoIt's over
>>223277345Is that the kid from The Final Sacrifice? Also what the hell is this? Is that a Clearly Canadian? What's gay about those, they're delicious!
>>223277448lmao tony definitely tried to blow him
>>223277448>Defazio, now 25, said he first met Carrot Top in March 2021 when he was just 19 years old, after the comedian allegedly contacted him through the app Grindr. He claimed Carrot Top initially used an anonymous torso photo before arranging to meet him at a bar in Winter Park, Florida.>Defazio alleged that Carrot Top later provided him with alcohol despite him being under the legal drinking age and claimed that during one October 2021 encounter he was too intoxicated to consent to sexual activity. He declared in the filing: "I am a victim of Scott 'Carrot Top' Thompson."So literally NOTHING happened and this faggot just wanted money>WAAAAAAHHH I GOT DRUNK AND HAD SEX WITH YOU, THAT MEANS YOU RAPED ME!Kid wasn't even underage. He was 19. The legal drinking age in most countries is 18 lol
>>223277433Based. Yeah that's pretty much how I feel about these kinds of happenings. I still love that first LP album though, but naw I'm not listening to it anytime soon.
>>223277450it's Heathers, a black comedy satire. the joke is anyone with a bottled water in the 80s must be gay.
>>223276685:(>>223276700>too alivewhat did anon mean by this?
>>223277481True, no need for a witch hunt. Why was he even hiding it? Ok, man, you're gay, and?
>>223276711I bet it's spelled b o r e d >>223276764He's actually pretty funny compared to modern comedians.
Source tells me Carrot Top is stable. Please God.
Isn’t a carrot top green though? You know, the green plant shoots that come out of the top of the carrot?
>>223277496>the joke is anyone with a bottled water in the 80s must be gay.I thought that may have been the entirety of the joke. Most people don't realize that bottle water was a weird thing up until like, 2001.
>>223277481Do you think that Carrot…topped?
>>223277530It's a nuanced joke about his orange hair color. Need a high-IQ to get it.
>>223277481I know you got a lot of skeletons in your fag closet.
>>223277560Well it went right over my head, obviously. I’m stupid as fuckshit. Far too much nuance.
>>223276685Carrot tried to TOP himself?
>>223277448carrot top is so off the radar that I think most people would've never heard about this had he not tried to kill himself
How do you kill a theatrical carrot? Box Office Poison
Carrot Top's net worth is approximately $70 million. He is one of the highest-paid entertainers in Las Vegas, earning around $8 million per year from his various endeavors.Celebrity Net WorthCarrot Top's Net WorthCarrot Top, whose real name is Scott Thompson, has an estimated net worth of approximately $70 million.Earnings Overview Annual Income: Carrot Top earns around $8 million per year from his various comedy performances and engagements. Performance Venue: He has been a headliner at the Luxor Hotel in Las Vegas since November 22, 2005, performing nearly 300 shows per year.Career Highlights Comedy Style: Known for his prop comedy, Carrot Top has built a successful career spanning over four decades. Television and Film: He has appeared in numerous shows and films, contributing to his popularity and financial success.Carrot Top's unique comedic style and consistent performances have solidified his status as one of the highest-paid entertainers in Las Vegas.
>>223276685is he actually a tranny or just a weird roid freak?
>>223277508>Why was he even hiding it?I found James Charles on Tinder listed as a straight woman once in 2021 and he was a 30 minute drive away from me. I almost shit my pants in fear and I'd have the same reaction if I found fucking Carrot Top on there.
>>223276835
>>223276753It does which is why he kept himself alive so long. But he has no reason to live. No wife or children, dog ugly, failed career, was a public laughingstock for years, took steroids, and now he's almost a senior citizen.
>>223277681I had to look him up.
>>223277448>said he first met Carrot Top in March 2021 when he was just 19 years oldJesus Fucking Christ at what point?!
If it’s an attempted suicide it’s probably some cry for help thing. If a man truly wants to off himself he’s usually successful, unless he angles the gun wrong or the noose breaks. This is just some Gaylord swallowing a load of pills and then calling 911 10 minutes later to tell them he’s swallowed a load of pills.
One of the things I loved about my time living in Vegas was doing my grocery shopping at 3am when the supermarket was empty and I was coming home after work.One night I filled up my cart and was taking it to the one check out line when Carrot Top came in with his personal assistant. They were the only other customers there.He only needed a few items but took the time to stop and chat with all the employees, pose for selfies, sign autographs and was just super kind and gracious.I've never seen his act but he seemed like a really great human being.
>>223277773it all just depends if the lethal amount of pills were swallowed and if he threw them up was a lethal amount absorbed into his system. could go either way
I told him his mutant drag queen face harmed the world just a week ago. I did this!
But he has so much to live for
>>223276900lol
>>223276685>CARROT TOP TURNS HIS TOP INTO CARROT JUICE!
chairman of the
>>223277297Zoomers don't know a world where you had to use a payphone, call your parents collect, then quickly say "I'matWalmartcomepickmeup!" when the machine asked you to state your name so they didn't have to accept the charges.
>>223276931That's right, faggot. No one who lived through the absolute disgrace that was the COVID hoax is ever going to forget it for the rest of their lives. You people committed countless human rights violations and revealed yourself to everyone as the insane authority-worshiping drones that you actually are. We're not going to just forget that.
>>223276835Vaccines cause suicide now? It's amazing what they can do with science these days.
>>223276685I wish he succeeded. World would be a better place if this grotesque wasn't in it.
>>223277888mRNA gene therapy causes prion disease, which can absolutely lead to suicide.
>>223277876I got infected with Covid twice and it fucked up my brain like I'm having Alzheimer's.
>>223277901Shut the fuck up, Chaim.
>>223277910Damn, have you looked into long covid recovery stuff? A lot of people have been able to unretard themselves with certain supplement & lifestyle changes
>>223277652He said there's nothing open in Vegas at his hours except gyms so he works out in his free time.
>>223277433I heard he was working alongside Anthony Bourdain to reveal the Epstein files!
>>223276789>a standup comedian doesn't have acting creditsare zoomers really this stupid?
>>223276835Voorhees X? The movie is actually called Jason X, not sure what that has to do with Carrot Top, though.
So, did he take a few pills and now heem sleepy? Or, did he put a shotgun under his chin and blow his face off and now he is in a coma on a ventilator?
i remember everyone HATED this kathy griffin tranny look alike. they made fun of his props and shit the butt of all the jokes. then they all did a 180 and now love him. what a bizzarro world
i'm drunk right now
>>223277963Could have hung himself.
>>223277953They wanted to call it "Voorhees Sex" but it turns out that New Line Cinema were prudes.
>>223277969>everyone hated the most popular comedian of the 90sreminder he shit on Sinbad and Seinfeld he was so beloved
>>223277943I know the news of Carrot Top has us all very distressed but why you so angry tho?
>>223277963worst, he ate so much he can’t poop or fart, fatal
If Carrot Top shot himself in the head, would he be Carrot A Little Off The Top?
>>223277433>>223276908>sees countless examples of rich celebrities falling to pieces >WHY CANT THESE PEOPLE JUST BE HAPPY BECAUSE FAME AND MONEY SOLVE EVERYTHING you people are fucking retarded and are stumped by 1+1=2
>>223277099They're funposting and you're taking the bait like a nigger. I was vaxxed 4 times for covid and I still post SAFE AND EFFECTIVE in every single dead sticky
>>223277989We had Zyzz you have some doughy faced peter thiel butt slave clavicular. Nuff said :^)
>>223278125You don't seem to understand that I feel that way about anyone who tries to kill themselves regardless of their social status.
Roidtranny
>>223276685How’d he do it? Take box office poison?
>>223276685Did they call the ambulance using 1-800-CALL-ATT by dialing right down the center?
>>223276931Nice picture. That's how you are going to be grimacing when vaxx comes gor you.>at ....least...I made....Colbert......proud-ACK!!!!!
>>223276988>not other countries.Russia literally had to start a war to cover for deaths in young men due to Sputnik.
>>223278248If box office poison did anything, Idris Elba would be dead for a long time.
He’s done. It’s over.
>>223276974>dolphinsthat explains it
>>223276912
>>223277345Yes his husband goes by Carrot Bottom
>>223278633
bruh what i loved him in city of god
>>223278277could it hurry up, i unironically might die of old age before the vax gets me
>>223278675Don't worry you won't.
>>223278386So would Adam Driver.
>>223276974now known as carrottopdead
>>223278386Jared Leto sticky when?
>>223278771its been six years, anon. almost 7. you have voluntarily paid taxes 6 times since.
>>223276931now do the holocaust
>>223278896It's been four years since the start of pakestinian 'genocide'. You have voluntarily paid taxes at least four times.
>75 million net worth>tries to kill himselfLiterally why
>>223278996somebody should
>>223279135lmao i dont pay taxes
My guy, Emu
>>223276685I didn't even know he was sick
Carrot Top moved on?
>>223276753No, not really, but poverty makes you miserable.
>>223279162>75 million net worth>Carrot Top
>>223276835>Starts with a V, ends with an X
>>223278253Unfamiliar with this. Is it free for you, and cheap for them?
>>223276974only a flame thrower death is adequate for that hideous freak.
Damn, why didn't he try harder to do it?
>>223279463That's what celebrity net worth estimates. But it's most likely fake, a lot of these sites just pull numbers out of their ass for clicks. He's definitely worth at least 25 million though, he's been doing shows in Vegas for 20 years and somehow still pulls a decent crowd.
>>223276835How would a comedian even get access to a nerve agent?
>>223276685Has-been Syndrome. A common L for washed up performers. Sad!
>>223279800the cops are coming after him for fucking underage boys, is my guess. better to kill yourself than become the next jared fogle.
>>223279719yeah, who the hell would give a career comedian access to military grade equipment?
>>223277989I'm a millennial but I look like the zoomer. I know a lot of people who turned out to be that type of söylennial though.
>>223276835VAX
>>223279830>Russia loses against career comedian
>>223277433Honestly same. Like how weak and pathetic do you have to be to no at least wait until the kids are grown to off yourself? If he was miserable he had the wealth to just leave his old life behind and start anew. There is no excuse for his suicide. Life is too short to let past traumas haunt you.
>>223276864>He's a headliner in vegas, worth 100 mil.Complete nonsense."Scarlett Johansson's net worth is estimated to be approximately $165 million in 2026.Highest-Grossing Actor: Johansson is recognized as the highest-grossing lead actor in Hollywood history, with her films grossing over $14.8 billion worldwide.Top Earnings: She has consistently ranked among the highest-paid actresses, earning between $10 million to $20 million per film and similar amounts annually from endorsements."
>publicly denied getting plastic surgeryWhy do they do this? There a video of Michael Jackson doing the same, and I think Zac Efron has still yet to admit he got work done. How dare you insult my intelligence like that?
>>223277504>what did anon mean by this?he meant alive enough that machines will easily stabilize him.
>>223277481>The legal drinking age in most countries is 18 lolthat has nothing to do with US law, that's like saying the age of consent in africa is 0 because they have no laws with renegade warlords roaming the planes therefore nobody should enforce it
>>223280130>Complete nonsense.you clearly have no clue what a vegas residency pays out he was there for years.
>>223280018i hope so, i never want to hear another russian ever talk about vietnam ever again
>>223280158>Zac Efron has still yet to admit he got work donei don't think he got work done he just got his jaw broken and the surgery to fix it fucked his face up.
>>223280130he was getting paid $200k a show in the early 90s doing over a 100 shows a year
>>223280212I don’t believe you Zac
>>223280212lol
>>223277118>But there are zero vaccine related deaths.
>>223280238>numbers that have nothing to do with the vaccineretard alertathletes dying of heart complications is not new at all
>>223276835mass vaccine die off any day now. any year. just two more years. or two more decades. any day now.
>>223280197>>223280223Confirmed for jobless zoomers living in mom's basement (also probably trans).
>>223280257>literally cannot read a chart
>>223280238Why would athletes collapse or die more in the middle of the sporting season, when they are likely at their most active and pushing their bodies to the limit?I honestly cant think of a reason other than a vaccine they took years ago.
>>223280297its not even a real chart. ive never seen anyone verify a single number on that, ever. who were the 4 people who died in january? nobody knows
>>223276864Yeah lets go to Vegas... to see a roided fruitcake pull stuffed animals out of a trunk.
>>223280311>Why would athletes collapse or die more in the middle of the sporting seasonthat is now obvious: they weren't allowed to poop during races. LET THEM POOP
>>223276685wtf carrot? didn't think he was a fag nor suicidal , this like sad clown depression?
>>223276835valtrax
>>223280190the point is americans are retarded and 19 year olds are legal adults that should be held accountable for their actions
>>223280530I bet this guy knows what an ankle bracelet feels like
>>223280389He's obviously mentally ill.
>34>have worthless life and no reason for the future>don’t have the motivation to kill myselfEvery time I see a celebrity attempting/doing it it gives me hope that some day I’ll be able to
>>223277609Isis, fuck you.
>>223280297>>223280311>>223280315
>>223280311Sick bovril ad
>>223276824he did an audio commentary for RULES OF ATTRACTION for some reason where he basically spent the whole time describing how he'd fuck jessica biel
>>223280106Creator of whiny bitch music takes whiny bitch way out. Zero shock. Numetal is peak Amerimutt trash.
>>223280645>Dr. Alexandra “Sandy” Harjo-Livingston is a Two Spirit, nonbinary filmmaker and community advocate of Cherokee and Creek descent. After a distinguished academic career, Sandy transitioned into filmmaking to amplify underrepresented voices through inclusive storytelling.>Sandy holds a Ph.D. in Political Theory and International Relations from the University of Aberdeen, where he was the first UK doctoral candidate to defend a thesis via Skype. He also earned graduate and undergraduate degrees in Counseling Psychology, Philosophy, and Psychology. His teaching career spanned the University of Aberdeen, University of Edinburgh, and Belmont University, covering politics, gender, and postcolonial studies.>As co-founder of Sa’Ke Film Group, Sandy has produced award-winning projects including #EndOverdoseHI: Harm Reduction in the Pacific (2021) and The Sweet Spot, a sketch series showcasing local LGBTQ+ talent on ʻŌlelo Community Media.>Sandy currently serves as Vice Chair of the Hawaiʻi LGBT Legacy Foundation and is a reporter and digital producer for KHON2 News in Honolulu.thats....thats your source? a ftm two-spirit from the uk, with a phd in...in political theory? this is where your getting your medical advice from?
>>223276685sisterbros..
>>223276685brosisters..
>>223276685>Source: Some Literally Who on Twatter Stop fucking around.
so did he try to immolate himself with a giant zippo at a gas station because someone thanked him for making frostys?
>>223276753There are diminishing returns but there's a cutoff where, yeah, money makes you happy
>>223276888A carrot peeler
>implying anyone here reads past the headlinePeak midwit behavior acting like a political science degree from fucking Aberdeen makes you an expert on anything other than collecting student debt.
>>223280548ok pedo
Can I get a QRD on the alleged tranny arc? Last time I saw the nigga he was at Kill Tony of all places
>>223276908>A childhood friend killed himself and I hate him for it, frankly.He doesn't care lol
>>223276685Its part of his bit
>>223276908Suicide is a good thing, why would you hate him for committing suicide
>>223280756You did all that effort to look up the author of the news article and didn't even mention the medical study that they link on the first few words of the article.So why didn't you include it and decide to focus on the journalist instead? Are you dishonest, or incompetent? There is no option 3.
>defending Skype thesis defenses like it's a monumental achievementAbsolute paper mill degree defending over VoIP to avoid leaving the flat.>>223280756>defending via SkypePeak UK academic excellence right there, truly pushing the frontiers of human knowledge over a laggy VoIP call.
>>223276753John Fourchan here, I never told you that stop abusing my name.
>>223281001and you went all that effort of reposting and using that source over and over instead of citing the actual medical paper yourself.why? because thats not what it says, its what some cherokee twokin ftm with a degree in poltiical science thinks it means.
>>223276685>Work sucks!
>>223276931>chuds told me I would die in two weeks if I took it>still waiting five years laterAny day now, right?
>>223279165Of all fucking places to find one of my Amity screenshots.
>>223277888>nooses cause suicide now?The clotshot was the method
>>223276685I literally know nothing about this fellow except for the chairman of the b o r e d joke
>>223281248Okay, so tell us what it actually means and why the journalist is wrong
>>223277249There's a DVD of The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly that has a Kevin Smith commentary for no good reason at all.
Why do people seem to hate this guy so much? he didn't choose the best movies to showcase his talent, but his comedy routine is funny and unique compared to most stand up shows. He's been performing at the Luxor casino in Las Vegas for over 20 years so he's no fluke.
>>223281999sure. heart attacks are caused by clogged arteries. cardiac arrest is caused by stuff like myocarditis. ones caused by sitting around and eating poorly, the other is caused by heart damage/scarring, which is what the anti-vaxxers insinuate the vaccine caused. this was after over a year of people being stuck inside.this study is about heart attacks. the author is hoping you didnt notice, but in case you did, made sure the very first line was to remind people there is a difference, as their plausible deniability.
>>223276835Vent-Max?
I'm visiting my grandfather who has dementia and I really don't want to get old
>>223276764he was actually a hugely popular stand up routine in the late 90s and made a fuck ton of money doing that comics used to be pretty different than todayit wasn't something that literally everyone did and the thing of going between being a stand up comedian and doing movies wasn't ubiquitous like it is today
>>223279271they should rename him to box office poison
>>223282102you know they correct for shit like sedentary lifestyle effects in studies?there was a massive spike in athlete deaths from heart issues right after the vaxthose people aren't sitting aroundthe vaccine isn't even a vaccineit doesn't protect you from getting covidits literally something that mutates your DNA to no benefit in terms of protection from its target diseaseits not something that promotes antibodies for a disease
>>223282233>you know they correct for shit like sedentary lifestyle effects in studies?lol no they dont
>>223282154You don't want to get old? Stop smoking.
>>223282093Yeah I do t get it either. I got cheap tickets to go see his show last year and it was better than I thought it would be.
Leave our boy alone. He's secretly very nice, intelligent & did I mention nice?. That's Very rare
>mfw this threadThis is why I rarely go to sticky threads on 4chan. You folks can't stop arguing about vaccines. We are reaching 2027 soon.
>>223282293but its not a sticky
>>223277876>You people committed countless human rights violationsNigga cares about that now lol
honestly just surprised it too this longdid he use a prop rope?
>>223282438See. Nasty Reddit takes against our boy. You'll be judged
>>223282459it's what Norm would have wanted
>>223276908Dude has had obvious mental issues for years with all the roids and plastic surgery and tattooed eyeliner. Obvious dismorphia
>>223282475Fuck Norm. Fuck all leafs, past or present
>>223282483He seems like the kind of guy who "makes it" without making it at all whatsoever, fame and money and almost nothing good from either
What's your favorite Carrot Top joke?
>>223282623Every single time
>>223276685He tried to peel himself?!
>>223282185Plenty of guys were on the stand up to TV and movies pipeline back then and before. Don Rickles, Bob Newhart, Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor, that guy with AIDS, Redd Foxx, Bill Cosby
>>223276752Firs thing I thought of lmao
3 Names that Don't Get Enough Credit1. Billy Joel2. Stephen King3. Scott Christopher Thompson
>>223276685Best wishes to the Carrotmeister. Love that guy.
>>223276685HE DIDN'T LAUGH SO GOOD
>>223282102>a year of people being stuck inside.Wait, vaxxies just told us that it was only few weeks. I guess 52 weeks is quite a few.
>>223282623>mfw someone didn't take the vaxx
>>223283926i wish. if people had really just of done it, we would of also eliminated the common cold at the same time
>>223278209>I literally don’t care about something that I mentioned specifically in my postK retard
>>223277692was gonna post this kek
>>223276753as long as you're not a faggot ginger, yes
>>223284266Someday you might learn to read.
>>22327668520 years late
He gave me the longest laugh in my life when he was a guest on Leno. > Pulls out a wooden paddle with Barney drawn on it.>"I'm not hitting you, Barney is!"Spent almost 20 minutes laughing nonstop.
>>223282623>t.
>>223286763haha
>>223276685Courtney Thorne-Smith on suicide watch. Norm WON
>>223286781Well, I guess this must be me now since I posted that image. Your point?
>61>no familyAt one point it hits, and it hits like a tsunami. Happens to EVERY MAN.
>>223277871this was so common that made a commercial about ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V04bh-G4-qU
>>223281906/trash/ is literally a board on this website, nigga. Its not like we ran into each other on the Good Eats fan forums!
>>223276835playing too much vectrex... sad...
>>223276764He has a residency in Vegas. Apparently it's a very funny show.
>>223280197Yeah live shows the artist gets to keep most of the money. That’s why bands go on tours, they don’t get jewed by the record label as hard.
>>223287333I think Carrot Tops problem is he got famous doing prop comedy, but the bit gets tired quickly. Couldn't really reinvent himself so he ended up as just that annoying ginger C-list celebrity that everyone was okay making fun of.
>>223287333He’s a prop comic, it only really works live.
>>223276753unhappiness can be caused by lack of moneyhappiness is not caused by moneythe two are close but distinct
>>223277262>>223276912It's not funny. Every year hundreds of prop comedians attempt to end their lives with some comical oversized foam prop
>>223287507>today I'm going to end it all>grabs gun>puts it to head>pulls trigger
