>finds infinite free furniture in the backrooms>doesnt immediately start selling it to get out of debtTHE GIBS WERE RIGHT INFRONT OF HIM
>>223284380Let's talk about this infinite.Lights in the roof.Copper in the walls.Wood.Also if you start a fire in the backrooms does it contain to the portal or just spread infinitely?
>find unlimited furniture hack>slash your prices so much that people are losing money not buying from you>big furniture notices and has you taken outyou just can't win
>>223284487>Copper in the wallsFirst place my mind went to. There's no way in hell I'm hauling a house's worth of cheap furniture every day for $50.
>>223284380He decided instead to just live in the back rooms and eat the marshmallow people. I'd do the same. It's free real estate.
>>223284380Sell it to whom? He's got zero customers.
>>223284601>>223284380the door to his store was unlocked for days/weeks and no one even stole anything from it because no one came by
>>223284601He'd start getting some if he did a FUCK YOU BALTIMORE kinda commercial.
>>223284380Maybe turn the store into one of those stress relief places. Use the furniture to set up nice living rooms and people pay to fuck it up with tools. Give some away to charity for some good local press, too.
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>>223284380>infinite free CRTsHoly penis, what a haul!
>doesn't fuck doppleganger lady's triple pussy
If he actually used his head, he would try to duplicate the most expensive materials he has.>invest in gold and bring it to the backrooms>infinite gold generation
>>223284380Now that the dust has settled, this movie was entirely half baked. Its very clear that beyond the initial copy pasta online stuff, they had zero idea of how to flesh this idea out making the movie completely under whelming.
>>223284380I'd be selling Pirate Clark's bootyhole on Backpages for ridiculous cheap, payment upfront. List it as a hide-and-go-fuck adventure room.
>>223284601With the infinite source of furniture- like slop objects you could set prices to dumping low and still make a profit
>>223284556>find unlimited furniture hack>become big furniture supplier
>>223284793>infinite free CRTsJust noticed it. If it works and it's not just an imitation resembling a CRT TV, you struck gold.
>>223284487At least 22 $10~ long florescent bulbs in that shot alone
>>223284939Yeah. It's visually good and the acting is good, but the story itself is ass. The stupid company crap and the squiggle monsters weren't interesting in the youtube videos and they're not interesting now with half the movie focused on them and another quarter of the movie just being the muh mental problems stuff.
>>223284380Yeah I’m turning it into the TrapRoomsWe get some overdosing homeless people over here, some puerto ricans cutting meth over here, and a bunch of passed out hos over here All the worlds drug users, contained for your amusement (and my profit)
>>223284380AAAAAAGH, INFINITE REAL ESTATE SAVE ME LANDLORD!!!
>>223284939It's as far as they can go.The whole point is that the space is indefinite and undefined.. as soon as you make it too concrete it falls apart.
>>223284380>ends up spreading the weird backrooms mold shit from the web series to the homes of his customersWasn’t gonna end well for him either way
>>223284571He owns the shop meaning hes gonna get 50 bucks per item minus overhead
>>223284380Look how much furniture did people in the 90s need? And it was all garbage looking. He had plenty of furniture already, the problem was no one wanted to buy any of it. >>223284718This would be too ahead of its time. No one needed to do that in the 90s.
>>223284380The government would find out eventually when your numbers don't match
>>223285195The 90s thing to do would be to have a laser tag arena in there. Have the main area of the furniture store be full of arcade machines and shit. Then the downstairs area is the pre-mission staging area, then they go into the backrooms to do their laser tag session.
>>223284939The edible people part was a bizarre addition i dont remember from YouTube series. Guess they just wanted to try and make it more weird and uncanny
>>223285181>minus overhead Retarded conception in this case. Leave it to the real junkies
Wasn't that pile of furniture smaller when the two with the camera showed up? I thought the implication was he did just that
>>223285256Just pawn a set to start and then fabricate a cheap purchase of the next set, to maken it appear as though you bought it mega cheap at a junk sale/whatever, and pocket that all. Claim your profits are only the difference and pay off tour debt with this
>>223285256When they come for you just feed them to the captain.
>>223285256>I simply stole the furniture off of people’s trash and curbs. I work in salvage and furniture removal!
>>223285323Pawn shops will notice you keep coming to them with unlimited furniture and alert the cops. There is no easy way here since when you own a business you need to have paperwork for everything>>223285345Now this is a solution
I remember once trading a table I found at the end of someone's driveway for a 1l bottle of rum. good times
>>223285257>they go into the backrooms to do their laser tag sessionWhere they could die. Clark didn't have enough time to develop anything like that. Also he didn't really give a shit about the furniture store being a profitable endeavor.
>>223285345kek lost
>>223285256I legally purchased a property with furniture included that happens to be infinitely responding. What’s the law against that? Would you prefer I commit fraud and not report this?
>>223285373like with everything in life, unless you plan to fly under the radar you will get noticed and under the radar in this situation is not profitable.I have a friend who got insanely lucky and won 2 bets in a row with multiple legs that were statistically almost impossible and the gambling company hounded him for months because they were scared he found some exploit and the government bothered him as well. He didn't even win that much like 20k but it was enough to get them to watch him for over a year
>>223285405>I legally purchased a property with furniture included that happens to be infinitely responding. What’s the law against that?When you tell the government this you have bigger problems than the law aka they will kill you and take your property
>>223284380is this movie really like this? I have too much class to actually watch it
>>223285450it's fun
>>223285450>I have too much class to actually watch itYou don't have any breaks between classes to watch a fucking 2 hour movie? You have class today on Saturday?
>>223285422Yeah, that’s because he didn’t report his gambling winnings to avoid paying tax on them, stupid. Salvage is not an illegal business. It’s not illegal to make money off of something that was found or cost . People who self-employed in one man, salvage trucks, taking old furniture off peoples curbs and reselling it, have a completely legal income so long as they are salvaging and not robbing. These people report their income and pay taxes on shit they found on the damn ground same as people who find and sell mushrooms.Really just tell the IRS you can spawn furniture and they’ll be happy to tax you on your sales.
Of, since it’s all wooden furniture, YOU CAN JUST SAY YOU’RE A CARPENTERMY GRANDPA HAD A BARN OF EM
>build african tier energy plant in the backrooms>pay lowlife spics to feed the furnace all day (they can even steal stuff if they want)>sell electricity at slashed price to the neighborhoodFind a flaw.
>>223285546>he didn’t report his gambling winnings to avoid paying tax on themHe did though retard. None of this was tax related. From the day he won they kept asking him questions and even seized his laptop because they thought he had some illegal edge. The issue wasn't taxes it was the statistical anomaly of what he did. Holy shit you low IQ retards will create retarded head canon because you misread something
I have a better idea: draw cash from your bank account and place it inside a briefcase in the basement. Think about that money for the next few days. Then go inside the Backrooms to retrieve perfect replicas of your briefcase full of money.
Put a furniture donation box outside your building label it ‘free furniture recycling’, and give trustworthy people in town two free sets of furniture in exchange for them returning one of them you for each one you sell, as if each set sold was donated
>>223285592>and even seized his laptopHow did he explain the hentai folders?
>>223285654He didn't have any he is not a pathetic loser like you
>>223285638>perfect replicas
>>223284380>see empty room>go insaneZoomer horror
>>223285592Well, if his income was from recorded through a business with a plausible sale of salvage furniture, and not statistically questionable gambling he wouldn’t have had a problem
You can do the copy trick with anything. Buy a 6-pack of Doctor Pepper, place it in the basement and obsess over it for the next week. Now you got yourself a lifetime supply of Doctor Peppers in the Backrooms.>>223285673The trick is to obsess over it again and again. Visualize the cash in your head, rotate it, touch it, smell it.
>>223285713Are you retarded or just not reading my posts? You are European right?
>>223285714No, you will get absurd items in the semblance of what you dreamed of. Just like the pudding people.
>>223285739Instead of getting investigated for performing statistically, unlikely gambling winnings, you can open a business (furniture salvage and resale perhaps) and then feed in the statistically, normal amount of income to that business to indetectibly launder the money
>>223285798Yup you are a low IQ European
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>>223285792Only people with tier 1 o 2 visual imagination and lots of practice can use the Backrooms to conjure good enough copies they can be bring back in the real world.
I assume there is power under there that he doesn't pay for? Bitcoin mining. Lots of it.
>>223285819How is your friend making more money than he should from gambling, related at all to laundering money through a business at a statistically normal rate for that business? They won’t say ‘holy fuck how did he do it!’ They wont even have anything to investigate. Man salvages and recycles chairs. Just go to the dump and buy actual broken furniture and lie to the IRS and the junkman those are the ones you repair. Sell only the amount you statistically would if you repaired them by hand. Now you have laundered an entire labor profit for junk chair restoration.
>>223285924Now this is good thinking
>>223285935>low IQ European still refuses to admit they were wrong because they misread a post
>>223285841A perfect copy of a banknote is still counterfeit money...
>>223285967Your case is completely different. Your friend was investigated for exorbitant winnings because a casino called the cops on him (and after a year he wasn’t charged, so guess what he got away with it!). I am talking about laundering money the way all money is successfully laundered.
>>223285989Well its all counterfeit if the US Mint didn’t make it. Breaking into the Mint and printing on their machines is counterfeit.
>>223286020>"I was wrong anon my bad"just say it anon and move on with your miserable poor European life
>>223284939The last part was so fucking bad. I don't get why people praise the monster, I thought the CG looked awful and the design looked like one of those Roblox brainrot characters.
>>223286039I’m glad you’re proud of your story, it just doesn’t apply here. The thread reminded you of it and you posted it and that’s fine, but it’s a completely different story, not just superficially, but in its core parts
>>223286082just say it
>>223286123How am I wrong? I’ve explained myself thoroughly and you just keep repeating yourself about calling me European, are you really so innocent that you think casinos are under an average business model when put you under investigation for winning their rigged games? That a multimillion dollar business with multiple pit bosses whose margin is solely affected by the impossibility of certain winnings, is the same as you yourself selling wooden furniture at exactly the rate wooden furniture is sold? Exactly who is going to come and demand their $20,000. Who’s gonna call the cops? Maybe you could have some really cool investigator locally but that’s the type of stuff we’re working around when we cook the books by creating receipts and claims from where our furniture is sourced.So how am I wrong?
>>223286223wow you are way too upset over nothing lol
>>223286033>Breaking into the Mint and printing on their machines is counterfeit.How did they do it in La Casa de Papel?
Like who’s gonna call the cops uncle Joe who actually got a $400 furniture at by paying $400 for it? Where does this money go missing from that would cause somebody to investigate if you stole it from them? All the money comes from your magic wood hoard, and people who pay you, what they actually agreed to for the actual physical product that actually exists and you actually produced. Best shot is if your local furniture baron starts losing sales and calls his brother, the chief of police, which is actually not unlikely. But then you can just sell the furniture to him.
>>223286256I’m enjoying this exercise, and the distinction between these two cases is important. Yeah I’m in some part mad. I could say I’m enjoying my madness, but really this is just where I’m at right now.
>>223284647https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3oHpup-pk
>>223286304>"I am enjoying being annoyed because I fucked up and can't admit it"sure eurotard whatever you say
>>223286306Not watching that shit, just the thumbnail is depressing.
What if you opened a tranny clinic and chopped off dicks all day???
>>223285063>it's not just an imitationit definitely is, though.
>>223284380>forgetting about the furniture crabsThat's a good way to spread the backroom contagion faster than it already is spreading.
>>223284487We need a backrooms where it's all meth junkies stripping the copper out of the walls. Taking shits on the floor.
What if we dump all our waste in to the backrooms? garbage, nuclear waste, india, etc...
>>223287543>>223287616"liminal aesthetics" fags in suicide watch
I enjoyed the film but there was too much damn furniture in there.
>>223286280This right here. Anons are getting too analytical about this. Clark lowballs the prices and the people who come in paying $250 for a sofa aren't calling the cops when they discover that sofa has an extra leg or something.
