Just saw this movie and I am extremely disappointed. Outside the first maybe third, every single horror scene was undercut by a joke or a goofy reaction from the main character. It just completely refused to let a single moment actually be serious, or actually be emotional (in the like two attempts it made at emotion, the entire plot about his pregnant girlfriend honestly could have just been cut for how half-assed it was). This is also a common complaint about horror movies but holy shit what a retard every single fucking character was. Entire segments of the plot only happened because no one had an IQ above the low single digits. It sucks because I feel this really could have been a great horror and monster movie, but it’s like it was infected by the Marvel fear of letting any moment not be undercut by meta sarcasm.
>>223293834I’ll say it. It was a cowardly movie.
>>223293834>oh hey everybody this guy was disappointed
>>223293834I had really high expectations given I liked Weapons and Barbarian so I assumed the director would pull it off again, but yeah it sucked. Every scene in the trailer was the only good scenes in the movie.
>>223294037Isn’t this entire board for people to talk about their opinions on movies and tv?
>>223293834I thought the movie was okay, but I share some of your sentiments about the humor. I disagree about it being Marvel-esque, Zach Cregger has a background in comedy and all of his films have that kind of humor in there, the decision was deliberate. This was made to be the antithesis to the Paul W.S. Anderson RE films—while those were stupid as hell and played completely straight, this is tongue-in-cheek (plus those movies had a hypercompetent action hero as the lead, this one has a dopey everyman retard). Resident Evil was always fucking stupid anyway, some humor is necessary to keep it grounded. SOME humor. You can have too much of a good thing; too much medicine can be poison at too high a dose, which is what happened here. It's a well-made flick regardless, but Barbarian and Weapons handled that balance of humor and horror much better, and it is kind of disappointing.
>>223293834It's pure Resident Evil kino thoughbeitMaybe you're just not into RE
>>223294152I never played one no
>>223294105>Resident Evil was always fucking stupid anyway, some humor is necessary to keep it grounded. SOME humorA smaller dose of humor would have been fine, but if it’s executed well I don’t see why playing it fully straight couldn’t have worked. The Thing played it straight and it was amazing. But I also never played a Resident Evil game so maybe I don’t know enough about it to say that.
>>223294152
>>223293834Have you ever played a Resident Evil game?
>>223294318One is a bad movie the other is a good movie.
>>223294380One is a 2/10 the other is a 4/10
>>223294394One is a 2.9/5 the other is a 3.8/5.
>>223294380
>>223294416>girlboss slop GOOD
any links?
>>223294394OG is a 6.6 which is the KINO zone. It also perfectly adapted Resident Evil wheras this new "film" is completely unrelated.
>It also perfectly adapted Resident Evil
>>223294432Since when was girlboss slop sprcifically made for the male gaze?
>>223294416This>>223294432>angry troon noises
>>223294441This.
>>223294434That's Zelda, dumbass.
>>223294451Seethe.
>>223294454I'm downloading REMUX of the first two movies in 1080p and UHD we will see how the color grading looks... Haven't seen these since they came out probably.
>>223294489I like the top one. Haven't seen the bottom one but I saw some gun katta shit that was horrible from those animated movies.
>>223294493Remux?t.dvd/bluray chad
>jeets reduced to shill Anderson sloppagrim
>>223294454chances are you are responding to an indian
>>223294507>animated movieAnon that's from RE3R. The game.
>>223294518>angry troon noises
>everyone who doesnt shill Anderson slop is a trannygrim
>>223294526he's not referring to re3r, he's referring to that autistic death island flick that uses the re3r jill model despite taking place after re5
>>223294518They've memed their brains into retconning that those slops were ever good as a coping mechanism
>>223293834lol white boy mumbling and fumbling in racoon city
>>223294557I was going to watch that. The troons that hate Mila kino, shill the cgi movies, so I thought i'd try it out
>Movie has a wet fart ending because the director wants the sequels to be happening concurrently, so it's set up for the Bryant to be the boss battle for a different movie's protagonistOf all the mainline games he has to eat out of the fucking RE6 dumpster.
>>223294551>>223294567t.
>>223294318You can't have genuine discourse about movies on the internet anymore because every fucking director now has personality cult of jeets for some reason.
>>223294574>Austin Abrams>White
>>223294587>Bryan>Tyrantwhy didn't i notice that earlier lol
>>223294105>the decision was deliberate to turn a survival horror franchise into a retarded modern comedy full of half-mumbled quipsWell that was a pretty fucking retarded decision>Resident Evil was always fucking stupid anywayEven then, it was played completely straight, and much of the humor (outside of RE4 and a few others) was incidental. This movie feels like it wants to be a parody half the time.
>>223294368Yeah, and none of them have anything to do with this movie. It's a generic mutant/monster movie wearing the franchise as a very loose skinsuit.
>>223294206>The Thing played it straight and it was amazing.The Thing had humor. Macready dumping his scotch in the Chess Wizard computer, Blair saying he feels completely fine in his isolated shack with a noose, Macready's silly hat, "yeah, fuck you, too!" If anything, it serves an example about controlling the tone of your movie so it doesn't become too farcical with thr funny stuff.
>>223294489Everyone hated RE3R, you'd know this if you were anything more than a shill repeating talking points off a checklist.
>>223294678Is it possible picrel happened again?
>>223294698You forgot>you've gotta be fucking kidding
>>223294712
>>223294713I know Capcom doesn't want any of the movies to be a direct adaptation, but this was very obviously a completely different movie that either Cregger or the studio (probably the latter) decided>hey we can make more money if we slap a recognizable IP on the poster>also the RE license is running out so hey two birds one stoneand Cregger was just told to toe the line and pretend to be a fan despite clearly knowing nothing about the series while the studio went back and added a few little cameos like a character saying "Umbrella" once and a poorly shopped first aid spray in the foreground.
>>223293834The black Unbrella agent getting out of the car with the keys to try to save some random lady from a gang of zombies while literally carrying the essential secret ingredient to the cure was so mindbreakingly retarded it’s when I stopped taking the movie seriously. Between the main character, the police officer, the Umbrella agents, and the Umbrella scientists I don’t think there was a single non-retarded character in the movie.
>>223294577>>223294604getting desperate huh
The Lab sequence was SNL skit tier, too silly
>>223294742You're just repeating this from a dumb meme you saw. They're Hunters released in addition to a city-wide T-Abyss outbreak, the city's just an artificial island, and it's destroyed by an orbital satellite when they can't control the outbreak. Also it's a spin-off title so nobody really cares.You dumb fucking shills couldn't be any more transparent, you know less about the franchise than Cregger does.
>>223294779theyre scientists, not soldiers
>>223294756I can see that. Anderson and Mila are fans so they followed Capcom's rules but still tried to cram in as much from the games as possible.Cregger just didn't at all.
>>223294810Why did the scentists let the not scientist in? He wasn't in any danger to wait outside. In fact, it would have been better if he turned offscreen and burst in to make it actually tense.
>>223294810So why the fuck are they acting like failed comedians?
>>223294810Scientists should have like, a few soldier protecting them
>>223294775>seethes in trannyeseSpeak english bro
>>223294827its a comedy
>>223294804>describes insanely stupid shit
>>223294833It's so stupid the whole protection for this supposedly secret lab is apparently a single police officer and some fat guy.
>>223294824Yeah, the Anderson movies aren't great but they at least pay lip service to the IP, you've got zombies, you've got lickers, you've got Nemesis, characters from the games, Umbrella show up fucking everywhere. For better or worse, it wears what it is on its sleeve.Cregger's movie doesn't even have zombies, it's got these weird Thing/Necromorph hybrids and he just does whatever he thinks is cool with it. One's Baron Harkonnen in the sewers filled with rats? One's a huge Katamari chasing the MC like a wrecking ball? One's a Boomer from L4D? Zero consistency.
Just finished yeah that ending is retarded
>>223294876Still not as stupid as literally everything that happens in this movie. I hope Cregger gets his money back, you're doing a terrible job.>>223294854Yeah, almost like that's the problem and it shouldn't be.
>>223294894And no one likes the Anderson flicks, guess RE is shit.
>>223294894The fat rat man is literally a cut monster from Left 4 Dead, and the wrecking ball amalgamation was taken straight from Inside, a game Zach quoted as inspiration to the script.
>>223294927https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wI9br1wj0o
>>223294934So why was Cregger so excited to adapt a piece of shit, then? It's not like he did a better job of it.
>>223294957He did, it's well received.
>>223294927Anon is defending Mila. Not Cregger. Anon is shitting on Cregger..
>>223294951>out of context le funny meme clips>all from the newest game in the series that flanderizes the charactersFucking lmao, no wonder this movie is as bad as it is if this is what Cregger was taking his inspiration from.
>>223293834After watching the movie, I had a conversation with my friend about how realistic is it to shit hit the fan so fast, and if that would happen irl. Our conclusion was that yes, it would. Generally speaking, people need to be at the top of their game to prevent something this risky to not fail, and generally, people only have like 2 peak-performance moments during the day. Only a minor error could cause disaster. So I don't think the character choices and retardation are unrealistic. There's a lot of mismanagement and stupidity in daily life.The only character choice I find genuinely retarded and uncharacteristic was the black woman stopping to save people, investigate the building, and get killed. Everything we knew about this woman beforehand was that she was skilled, no-no sense, and reserved about umbrella, but this broke her characterization. But then again, it was a black woman, so perhaps it wasn't out of character.
>>223294934>literally the highest grossing zombie movie series of all time
>>223294978I'm sure the constant quipping is better with context, very good point, sis!
>>223294965Keep telling yourself that, Zach, it's not bringing Trevor back. Nobody cares about critic scores or "muh RT". Movie sucks and you're a fucking hack.
>>223294965Not a single person likes the ending. That is an automatic -5 from the score.
>>223294981It didn’t even feel like things fell to shit though. Raccoon City felt bizarrely empty. Like there were a ton of zombies seeing him on the roof but zero on the street? It felt more like a setpiece on the way to the tower than an actual city.
>>223294105The thing about Cregger is all his movies are drawn out skits/shaggy dog jokes, and that can work fine. The issue is that this one didn’t even have a punchline. It was more of an anti-joke where the laugh is at the audience’s expense (just see his notes on the leaked script if you don’t believe me lol)It’s the “why did the chicken cross the road” of his filmography.
>>223294995Yeah they made like, 8 of them. Not really hard.
>>223294981>I had a conversation with my friend about how realistic is it to shit hit the fan so fast, and if that would happen irl. Our conclusion was that yes, it would.no shit niggerlook at how crazy fast the world went retarded when covid 19 was announced, and that was a fake virus
>>223295003It's six minutes cut out of game that takes several hours to finish, so yeah, it probably is.What next, are you going to fall back to posting box office figures or RT scores? That's what you normally do, isn't it?
>>223294981Its fucking umbrella though even if you dont give a fuck about the games making your big evil corporation this pathetic just comes off as exactly that pathetic. Which sucks if you want to see atleast a little of the games come to life
>>223295012Zach would not defend this movie. He already bailed on ever making adaptations ever again.
>>223295025everyone who likes the movie liked the ending btw :^)
>>223295034Movies that aren't successful don't get sequels.Hey, how many sequels is this one planned for again?
>>223295034Why would they make 8 movies supposedly noone likes? Theyre kino btw
>>223295042It's a best-of video. Every kill gets a quip from Leon.
>>223295044he bailed because the backlash from the fanbase has been ridiculous, it's almost as if they're autistic little shits that don't go outside and should be killed so they don't accidentally procreate and pass their stupidity on
>>223295051Find a review that says it's great. You have 24 hours (because you can't)
>>223295071Well that sounds fucking gay. Was the movie solely inspired by RE4 and RE9, then? Because it still doesn't have anything in common with it.
>>223295071If this movie had balls theyd make it like the games. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29SIE00BFr4
>>223295051You’re right and personally I find that kind of nuts. They also tend to strawman anyone who disliked it as “wanting a happy ending.”I didn’t need that. I just needed anything that happened in the entire movie to matter. Have a scene 30 seconds into the credits where someone picks up his phone. Show a silhouette watching footage from the helicopters on a monitor. Have him get blown up or have the nuke go off. ANYTHING but a drawn out idiotic “Will they jab him? OOooOoOoo” with no resolution after he turns.
>>223295069>>223295068>look how many chinks watched itThis is getting sad. Final Chapter made 26m domestic in its entire runtime. Creggers film made 26m on friday alone.
>>223295083Wah people didnt like the movie that I didnt respect enough to make with consideration towards the fans of the subject matter how could this happen to me yet again
Couldn't stand how much the retard sat and gawked at shit that clearly is going to kill him in a few seconds. Like bro maybe the 1st or 2nd time but Jesus so much can be avoided by just running away or not lingering and staring like a drooling retard over and over. Dude also refuses to close a fucking door behind him jesus christ
>>223295083>make a movie based of an existing franchise>make it have nothing to do with the franchise whatsoever>fans of franchise think it fucking sucks>"what the fuck? how could this happen?"What did he expect? Was he just hoping for a bunch of critics and normalfags to crouch down and suck his dick for it?Because that's exactly what they're doing and then by his own definition he's assmad because of a bunch of /v/irgins, kek.
>>223294105>This was made to be the antithesis to the Paul W.S. Anderson RE films> I disagree about it being Marvel-esquePaul Anderson was a lot more faithful to the source material than this hack was
>>223295083I'm impressed by the RE fanbase if their autism is really that powerful. More fanbases need to be better at gatekeeping.
>>223295107>chinksYou mean Latinos.I don’t like the other RE movies but be accurate in your slander.
>>223295107The fact that money equates to the value in art to you says enough about how retarded you are
>>223295118I mean, I wouldn't know what I'd do if I came across a bear either. I'd freeze up too.
>>223295107Nobody's disputing that the later movies sucked, it's just funny that every RE movie that came out afterwards manages to be even worse.
>>223295083Him being gone doesn't actually solve anything if the writer also doesn't leave too. You know, the guy behind such hits as Rebel Moon 1 and 2, Army of the Dead, and John Wick Ballerina?
>>223295139It doesn't, you started talking about how successful the box office was. >>223295068>>223295069And it's only third worlders who watched it, curious.
>>223295107Oh look, box office figures, right on time! Good to see you're sticking to the script.>>223295105It reminds me of the whole Mass Effect 3 debacle where people were picking it apart for not having anything in the previous games matter at all (much like this movie and its runtime prior to the ending) and it was all deflected with "y-y-you're just mad you didn't get a happy ending!" out of nowhere.
>>223295143Yeah but after the 2nd or 3rd bear would you do the same thing? When you know you can just get away or not hang around the bear birthing chamber or whatever?
>>223295143>Rebel Moon 1 and 2, Army of the Dead, and John Wick Ballerina?
>>223295186>Oh look, box office figures, right on time! Good to see you're sticking to the script.Hey man, it's you who started talking about it. >>223295068>>223295069Funny how quick the goalposts move after you get btfo, Rajesh.
>>223295223meant for >>223295160
>>223295186If he had just not been allowed into the lab and brutally mutated outside that still would’ve been better. The shot of the syringe falling is such an obvious “haha fuck you I tricked you into watching this plotless BS for 90 minutes!”
>>223295225Im whiter than the untrodden morning snow and I say Mila Jovavish is hot and looks good killing zombies
>>223295091https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/resident_evil_2026take your pick
>>223295223Zach being the main target is such a shame, because this writer has made nothing but shit, and Shay Hatten keeps getting away with it because someone bigger is always in front of him.
>>223295262>Ending is shit all the way downTry again
>Im whiter than the untrodden morning snow and I say Mila Jovavish is hot and looks good killing zombies
Too low budget for the city to get nuked at the end?
>>223295309>didn't read any reviews
>>223295319Zach 100% doesn't know that happened. He probably thought that abandoned cities just look like that on RE9
>>223295340Don't have to, I already know they did. Now you gonna prove me wrong or keep proving me right?
>>223295288No the director bears equal responsibility for a shit script as they could've requested rewrites, hired another writer or choose to just not work on a specific project. Just like it was snyder's fault for making those absolutely wretched pieces of streaming dogshit.
>>223295368no, i gave you the means to prove yourself wrong and that's good enough for me. you'll lose a lot of sleep knowing i'm right.
>>223295319Retard it's not oct 1 in the movie it's litterally sept 29
>>223295393The movie still sucked
>>223295244Yeah the whole hot potato bit with the syringe was fucking retarded>ohhh jeez i'm sooo nervous how do i get it in the hole>hey I got it oh nooo i'm being tentacled>other guy goes to get it, gets tentacled>girl goes to get it, throws it away>last guy gets it, conveniently drops it off a building>YOUR MONEY IS NOW OUR MONEY AND WE WILL SPEND IT ON DRUGSThe whole scene needs Wacky Sax playing in the background or something, it's a fucking retarded end cap to the movie.
>>223295397That's like the big climax though and the main tragedy of what happened was that everyone in an entire city died besides pretty much Jill and Leon.
>>223295397So why the fuck is the city covered in snow?
>>223295434Because it looks cool.
>>223295434Aesthetic over adaptation.
>>223295404>wacky saxThey had a drum solo playing for the faggot shooting the lock on the hospital gate so that wouldn't be much sillier
>>223295404Sounds like your first time havin a woman heheh
>>223295393How would you be right? They all say it's shit.
>>223295447But hang on, the shills were all saying a few days ago that the movie did the best job of specifically adapting the RE aesthetic?What's going on? Did you get new orders?
>>223295402No it didn’t
>>223295480Prove it
>>223293834how to watch this movie:>imagine it's 1996 and you're playing resident evil for the first time ever and you're going to do everything wrong you possibly can because you've never played it before and the internet isn't full of step by step guides and jewtube faggotry that makes playing pointless and boring so, you are guaranteed to fuck up. also you're a stupid fucking zoomer to boot.
>>223295404The only good part about it was Zach getting insta smashed by a desk. That was a good horror kill.All the other ones were fucking dumb. The girl yelling “OOOO I GOT IT I GOT IT!!!” In particular was so fucking stupid. And as a side note, obviously a film isn’t reality and isn’t beholden to real world chronology, but another layer to Cregger’s “joke” here is that he was literal seconds away from being cured, so if he hadn’t wasted time staring at nothing and doing nothing at any point in the runtime he would’ve been fine.
>>223295460Never trust a woman when she tells you she doesn't have tentacles, it's a fucking lie.
>>223295485I literally watched the movie and it didn’t suck. It’s the best resident evil movie literally ever made.
>>223295503For a couple days until people forget about it, then ask "Did that movie actually happen? Or am I thinking of the original 2002 one that people like?"
>>223295479I'm not shilling it, I'm just saying. It's like a solid 6/10. Watch it if you feel like it but if you're expecting Resident Evil you'll be disappointed.
>>223295479>RE never had snowOh boy..
>>223295496>if he hadn’t wasted time staring at nothing and doing nothing at any point in the runtimeI said it in a previous thread but this really feels like the Garth Marenghi joke where they go "we were short on runtime so any scene that wasn't dialog was considered for slow motion".They do that "something happens in front of the MC while he just stares at it dumbly" scene so many fucking times in this shit and it's a minute or so each time.
>>223295513>that people likeHow can someone be so delusional?
>>223295491Didnt the director apologize for not making it like the games specifically?
>>223295474>reading a review that says the movie is bad>DURR ANON IS WRONG THE MOVIE IS LE BADshut up loser
>>223295518But the movie doesnt look like that though
>>223295518Nigger that's not Raccoon City on September 29th, that's some eastern European village up in the mountains.This is what Raccoon City looked like during the time this movie supposedly takes place.
It's wild to me how pro life the movie is
>>223295531All the reviews that say the ending sucks you mean? Did you graduate elementary school or did.you sneak into the middle one?
Why was the black chick cop such a retard? She goes on a zombie killing spree and then instead of going back to her partner she runs off by herself and gets herself ripped in half
>>223295546It looks better, correct.
>>223295434Because it was cold when Jill was there you can see her breath in og
>>223295556it's actually a big anti-trump analogy
>>223295503Whats your favorite part and why?
>>223295556It’s not pro anything. The pregnancy thing was just a cheap emotional crutch to get you to like the MC, akin to putting googly eyes on a rock.
>>223295491>imagine it's 1999 and you're playing Silent HillFixed. It even has the daughter angle.
>>223295556Well his gf isn't going to be having the baby regardless once the nuke goes off
>>223295553Don't forget it's in a heatwave too. There isn't even snow in the Arklay Mountains.
>>223295553>during the time this movie supposedly takes place.No one said when it takes place.
>>223295563Wow real life looks better than a videogame what a pinnacle of thought you are
>>223295561It is funny you have people paranoia posting about the movie being anti-white when the only two blacks in the cast both get particularly humiliating deaths
>>223295602You're pretty bad at this. It looks aesthetically better.
>>223295567Its actually anti natalist thats why he kills so many children in the movie
>>223295589Cregger literally said we're supposed to presume it takes place at the same time as RE2/3 and that Leon and Claire could be on the other side of the city doing their shit at the same time.Also apparently they've got a completely different outbreak happening with different monsters that act unlike anything seen in this movie, so that was a weird thing for him to say.
>>223295589Zach literally said Leon is doing his thing in other parts of the city.
>>223295618>>223295622No he didn't.
>>223295581He literally tell his GF to get an abortion then he has to go and kill two kids and changes his mind
>>223295614It really doesn't, it's just a generic city covered in snow and there's people falling from roofs and a Katamari Damacy zombie ball chasing a guy around the streets.
>>223295614Do you ever look at a photograph and go "holy crap! Mario could never look this good"
>>223295434because remember the thing? remember u.s. outpost 31???
>zach literally invented RE you guys he is in charge now just deal with itno
>>223295641He says its her choice because he doesn't want to decide.
>>223295556It's only pro life cause it's of the virus. And it's need to reproduce
>>223295643Dont start speaking sense now its his moral imperative to shill for a zombie movie that didnt even have the guts to release in october
>>223295639Uh oh, shill-anon! Looks like you didn't get the memo!
>>223295645The japanese are famously very bad at art direction, yeah.>>223295643You know there's like 50 minutes where they're not in the city.
>>223295585she doesn't live in raccoon, or anywhere near it. bryan was driving for the better part of an hour to get to raccoon.
>>223295503Yeah it was surprisingly pretty good. Its pretty funny reading all of the shitskins seething ITT about it too
>>223295682So 50 minutes that are even less like the Resident Evil games it's supposed to be aping? Color me surprised.
>>223295641No, he gives a noncommittal cop out answer to avoid taking responsibility.
>>223295678Nice ChatGPT screenshot.
>>223295503>literally>literally
>>223295697You never played Resident Evil and it shows.
>>223293834This was like an AI-generated parody script of shitty game movies
>>223295702It's from Kotaku reporting on an interview he did with IGN, actually. Nice try, faggot.
>>223295714This was a zombie movie script that was laying around and they slapped Resident Evil on it.
>>223295069Anon everyone eating McDonalds doesn't make it high cuisineSomething being popular doesn't mean it's good
>>223295696It's very funny how the jeets have started pretending that https://youtu.be/iMk-SZ1fv_o is good actually.
>>223295710I played RE2 and 3, the games this movie supposedly is meant to be taking its aesthetic from, and there isn't one point where you're not in the city or the lab beneath it.
>>223295702The IGN interview was huge and the biggest red flag for anyone actually paying attention to this movie
>>223295732>Kotaku
>>223295714Woah just like a videogame
>>223295746The jeets are the ones getting paid to shill this shit, same as they did for Spider-Man and Odyssey. Is this your new talking point now that all the others have failed?
>>223295316You're not fooling anyone, Thaveesha.Jeets famously hate the Mila movies.
>>223295759Yeah, I know, I'm ashamed of it too. The quote still stands though, everyone saw that IGN interview. It was on practically every news site.
>>223295710Which resident evil takes place in a snowey farm house? A quick reminder that Re7 is a swampy ESTATE, not a single two story farm house.
>>223295739Like youre someone who eats high cuisine just enjoy your slop and get excited for the next helping peasant
>The jeets are the ones getting paid to shill this shit, same as they did for Spider-Man and Odyssey.
>>223295772RE8
>>223295771No it wasnt.
>>223295786Oh shit this movie takes place on an island with villages and a castle? Wait no it doesnt and youre full of shit! Amazing
>>223295786Village, not a single house, try again
>>223295765>these movies that made 2 billion are being forced and shilled on 4chan! theres no way people would just talk about spiderman or a nolan movie without being paid for it!
>>223295785So it is. I can see you doing it in the other threads too. Guess you're not getting that bonus.>>223295795It was, because everyone saw Cregger lying out of his ass about how his movie supposedly takes place at the same time as RE2. Just like he lied about everything else.
it's a great flickfar better than even fury road for the thing they're both trying to doand yes I have far better taste in the film than the vast majority of yougenuinely far better
>>223293834>90 minute runtime YES FINALLY MORE OF THIS PLEASE
>>223295746i said it in the other thread and i'll say it againwesker door crush was kino, fuck you.
>movie so good the biggest criticism is theres too much snow
>>223295826When the only "talking" they're doing is>LOOK HOW MUCH MONEY IT MADE>OH NO NO NO /TV/SISTERS>COPE COPE COPE SEETHE SEETHE SEETHEthen yes, it's fairly obvious.
>>223295865You'd be surprised how picky vidya people are about everything
>>223295829No it wasn't. You lost.
>>223295865Its just /v/eddit tourists. These pleb retards cant even defend Anderson correctly
>>223295865the absolute state of /v/tards and jeets
>>223295865Youre just mad there wasnt more BBC
>>223295865>ending is shit and renders the entire movie completely pointless>neither the setting, the aesthetic, nor even a single monster from the games>barely any mention of anything from RE at all other than a couple of shoehorned shots or lines that add nothing to the movie>blatantly obvious that this was just a random monster movie with the RE license slapped on it at the last minute>every character is an unlikable fucking retardI guess we can add unseasonable snow to all that, sure.
You thought you where the one arguing in bad faith but it was I. And your time is worth far more than mine meaning Ive managed to kill a small piece of your life that you will never get back
>>223295888So is the last entry on your checklist just spamming>NO Uover and over again if your other lines don't work? Have you checked the other side of the page, maybe there's more?
>>223295869As opposed to the very convincing arguments such as>WOKEWOKEWOKEWOKE>BLACK PEOPLE! BLACK PEOPLE! >GIRLBOSSGIRLBOSSGIRLBOSS>FLOPFLOPFLOPFLOP (it made 2 billy)How could those not lead to genuine discussion? Ugh, a mystery.
>>223295939You're just making shit up because the movie is doing well, it's sad.
>>223295525I don't follow any of that shit, I just dissect movies as I watch them. This is what I got from it and the ending is also fitting, dying in resident evil was guaranteed if you hadn't learned the puzzles, how to juggle items, craft herbs, and conserve and make ammo. It's not exactly like the game, but it's like you're watching someone play the game for the first time and it's both aggrivating and funny.
>>223295952Dont forget
>>223295910Go watch capeshit, /v/ tranny
>>223295955That sounds like massive cope and you know it noone wants to see a shitty boring lets play of resident evil with no resident evil characters or enemies
>>223295904Kek!
>>223295556ramping up into 2027 (Children of Men), you'll a lot more like it in the coming months
>>223295904I just looked straight at the notes and thought this was their review of the movie kek. I was about to ask about the post game content the movie had.
>>223295980You mean like 7? I think that did really well.
>>223295904>>223295904I think Gen 3 is best gen, but those criticism are valid. Over half the routes are water with the same lines across all of them and HM slavery was at its zenith.
>The MC is an unlikeable, effeminate goof who girlishly screams all the time, says "fuck" alot and reacts to horrifying, nightmarish abominations with blank stares>Any time the suspense might build it gets undercut by said girlish screaming or some stupid quip>The "comedy" here is just characters having "realistically" awkward conversations or the dude missing shots which is about as funny as passing a kidney stone>No fun action sequences like the original RE movies had, at times, because the MC is a glorified doordash driveridk I didn't like the movie and it felt like a complete waste of time
>>223296003Did you just imply chris redfield isnt in 7? Sounds like you dont know shit about dick you retarded subhuman faggot
Sadly we are not the most autistic place discussing this
>>223295606>have jive talking badass black woman show up>shakes her head and demeans the stupid white folk>wander off and dies offscreenIts more that its not competent enough to even be anti-white properly
>>223296027>shows up in the last cutscene for 5 secondsKek
>>223295943I would post that image about leftist discourse being largely pretending to not understand what is being said but fuck you
cgi kinda ruined a lot of it. i get that its RE but i think just basic zombies coulda been more fun to see him deal with i guess
I don't recall seeing a single Umbrella Corp logo in the lab. Am I blind?
>>223296066>the black woman wanting to be a girlboss and immediately dying bcs of it IS girlbossing and anti-white, actually!
>>223296068>newfag /tv/(/v/eddit tourists) can't defend andersons films because they don't know fuck all about the movement or film>resorted to brown coded beaner tier spam about jeets and tranniesI can't stop laughing
>>223296081Always moving goal posts. You also forgot the only good dlc in that game. Not like youd know since it took you ten minutes to google search what the hell im even talking about
>>223296090I understand very well but it just so happens to be mostly crying baby noises when a woman shows up on screen.
>>223296059My hardest efforts arent half what she produces naturally. Im kind of ashamed
>>223296059>Tranny dressing up as Ada WongThis fag 100% hates the Anderson movies
>>223296112He is literally not part of the game, anon. And it's the 2nd best selling game in the series.
kinda something to have "my body my choice" in a body horror movie huh
>>223296101I just watched the old movie too so I was excited for what they where gonna do with the lab. But nope nothing
How would /tv/ make a resident evil movie?
Perfect opportunity in the sewer to have Leon run past him or something
>>223296147Lmao you still think people with more money are better than you by default
>>223296111Lmao true, reminds me of this image. It really is jeets who are trying to shill for Anderson now.
>>223296167I would just film paul w s anderson watching his wife make love to men of every ethnicity
I liked the movie a lot. You as the audience have this weird conflict going on where you know it's a resident evil movie, but it's not a resident evil movie. I had two sets of expectations and I felt disappointed that both weren't being met at the same time. >No girl boss shit>No troons>Not just Leon going Chuck Norris for an hours>No Donut Steel characters
>>223296195>girl boss scene where the black cop gets a good amount of kills>instantly gets shown ripped in half the next sceneThat I didn't expect.
>>223296167for starters, don't make a fucking movie if you're planning to do a faithful adaptation, resident evil has too many characters to balance in a film, plus the film model being what it is, the guarantee of additional films is not secured. if you're gonna do ocdonutsteels like anderson and cregger did, then movies will work as they are not bound by too many restrictions. an adaptation of re1 could work but you'd have to cut it down to just bouncing back and forth between chris and jill and ultimately it would lead to a lot of changes and we know autistic fans don't like changes.anyways, the right choice is to do a television series, it allows for longer pacing to develop and showcase the fan favorite moments and characters more, and expand upon them as well.
>>223293834>>223295556OP is stupid, you can't cut the pregnancy--the MC coming to terms with it is the backbone of the entire movie.
>>223296216I didn’t like the fact that literally every character was incompetent though. Only the police officer in the beginning was both a real character and didn’t make any ridiculous fuck ups.
>>223296237What do you mean backbone? There are essentially three scenes where the MC references his pregnant wife and none of them impact any other part of the movie. You could cut them all and you wouldn’t lose a bit of context for the rest of the movie.
>>223296240yeah every character you see, instantly gibbed not even 5 minutes later.
>>223296237Weak backbone heh
>>223296240>didn’t make any ridiculous fuck ups.he put the zombie woman in the front seat, no cop is ever dumb enough to let a non-cop ride in the front, that's a pretty big fuck-up. but you can chalk it away with it being small-town midwest usa, where people on average have lower iq's and don't expect people to be raving cannibalistic demons.>>223296288it heightens tension, the point is bryan thinks he's safe and sound and then shit hits the fan and he's on the run.
>>223296266The movie literally begins with him refusing to take responsibility for a new life, transplanting one person into another, mirroring his fight with his gf. The first accident--which occurs during a period of miscommunication--is literally her accidental pregnancy. Every monster is the fear of some aspect of that responsibility for that act.
>>223293834every white character is an incompetent dumb cuntnigger girl instant boss bitch gets killednigger scientist instant boss bitch gets killedeveryone was a fucking shit cuntmonster got pissed because a white fucknig male touched her without her consent
>>223296355>it heightens tension, the point is bryan thinks he's safe and sound and then shit hits the fan and he's on the run.that would work maybe the first or second tiem but by the time he gets bit you just know where the movies going anyway so its just like alright lets get this shit over withhim being bit theres no tension after the fat dude and nigger cop because you know it doesn't matter anyway.
>>223296365And how do they resolve that arc?
I liked the locations. It felt well paced that way. Snowy mountain road, farmhouse, tunnel, RV, city, sewers, hospital. I liked it's focus on one character the entire time. I liked the body horror. I liked how it was shot. I liked some of the score. My issues with it are basically what everyone else has said, the overuse of humor, dumb characters, bizzare abrupt ending. 7.5/10 maybe closer to a 7
Now I'm confused about the dates because of the actual games. Wouldn't Leon already have known the city was swarming with zombies at the beginning of RE2?
>>223295865
Nothing that happened in this movie could have occured and it would have the same outcome
>>223296409RE2 was set in 1998. This movie is set in 2026. They are not the same event.
>>223296375Theres no tension from minute 1 because we all know theres been 7 movies and 15 games so nothing that happens here will matter.
>>223296409Imagine spending time making sense of the plot of Resident Evil.
>>223295955>if you hadn't learned the puzzles, how to juggle items, craft herbs, and conserve and make ammoHow is it like watching someone play the game if none of that is in the movie? He just bumbles around like a fucking retard and occasionally runs into a locked door. It's like watching a DSP lets play.
>>223296424Imagine telling people not to in a thread about resident evil
>>223296386He becomes just like the new life he was running away from. He accepts change.
what even is the climax to this? the building? feels like it just accelerates there and ends abruptly
>>223295678>could be happeningwhy cant jeets into reading comprehension
>>223296449Maybe he should have accepted a different role lmao
>>223296447Imagine being a fan of the series and not knowing that the plot of the games just happen because muh Umbrella and much government and that's all that matters
>>223296147You play as Chris for an entire section of it that was added as free DLC, get your boss to update your shillposting cheat sheet.
>>223296386same way they did in eraserhead, the father escapes responsibility by dying kek>>223296409this isn't a direct adaptation>>223296375>him being bit theres no tension after the fat dude and nigger cop because you know it doesn't matter anyway.the bite is when the tension only goes up dumbass, because now he's in a race for his life
>>223296101Nope. May as well be delivering the vaccine to Retard Inc. given how the "scientists" all act.
>>223296471Imagine pretending to be a fan then saying you dont care about the plot to resident evil
Really wanted to see the city at least get nuked at the end. We were robbed.
>>223296483>the bite is when the tension only goes up dumbass, because now he's in a race for his lifethe point of the film is to deliver a package so of course hes gonna deliver it. the movie takes you out of it by that fact alone.what a dumb fuckin plot in the first place. pro choice body horror movie, bravo zach. weapons was muh alcoholism and barbarian was niggers living in terrible conditions?
>>223296472Hmm i guess it must have been a massive flop before they released the DLC huh... oh it sold almost 3m in its first week? Zamn..
It feels like the movie was missing an extra 20 minutes of scenes
>>223296167RE Outbreak television series with an ensemble cast trying to escape different scenarios around the city each episode. Probably only need one season for it, but if we got it it'd just be a bunch of fags talking for the entire runtime like the average season of TWD.
>>223296488No one reads the wiki lore, autismo.
>>223296514You STILL think youre worth less than people with more money than you
good movie. seemed like a mix of left4dead and resident evil and the thing.city and hospital felt like no mercy l4d
VIDEOGAMES WOO YA!can we just do a resident evil movie have the pacing and tension of an actual survival horror game instead of over the top bullshit?this wasn't even campy. this was just very basedllenial
Once he had his moment of breaking down in the parking garage, the comedy tone should have stopped completely
>>223296365>Every monster is the fear of some aspect of that responsibility for that actThis shit really is more of a Silent Hill movie than a Resident Evil one, and even then it's completely by accident because it obviously wasn't meant to be either.the maternity ward scene is also incredibly on the nose
Highest grossing Resident Evil of all time chuds btfo.
>>223296532...i do
>>223296424I mean, the director and writer of this film certainly didn't.
>>223296546You said no one cares about RE if there's no iconic RE characters, which was wrong.
>>223296520It does end extremely abruptly. That's my main criticism. Could've even had Jill or Leon show up and kill him at the end and that would've been more satisfying even though /v/tards would still complain
>>223296532More like youve never played the games kek
>>223296559The Maternity ward is straight out of Dead Space.
>>223296579Cregger has played the whole franchise
>>223296514People bought it because it was a sign Capcom were returning the series to actual survival horror after the shitshow that was RE6. and then they fucked it up again with 8 and 9 and the remakes
>>223296520>>223296584zach said a bunch of comedy was cut, so that's most likely the missing content
>>223296483>this isn't a direct adaptationThen call it something else.
>>223293834Cam rip fukcing when?
>>223296520Every single scene in the script is int the final movie. Cregger is just a bad writer.
>>223296583No I didnt why do you have to lie?
>>223296532Most fans don't need to, they actually play the games, unlike Cregger who got all his info from a few meme compilation shorts on youtube.
>>223296565Kek and just earlier in this thread jeets were bragging about Andersons box office.
I really liked the main character
>>223296607He really must've wanted them to all be drinking RC Glow the whole movie
>>223296565It has to make 312M to be the highest grossing RE film. Although maybe Afterlife's 300M is more reasonable. What's notable is that this reinvention of RE seems to be primarily popular with Americans.
>>223296615Id tell you where but you namefagged
>>223294945>a game Zach quoted as inspiration to the script.Source?
>>223294945So he ripped off better media to half hazardly shove it in his movie?
>>223296595Is that why he's been continually getting called out on not knowing the most basic shit in practically every interview he has? Fuck off lmao.>>223296616Does he still get the RCPD (sic) vest? Did it make audiences cum?
>>223296639Those 312M are all coming from third world shitholes btw. No white nation watched the Anderson crap, but white people love Cregger, so should be super easy.
>>223296615I have a link for you but it's annoying getting the sound to work. Downloading it seems to fix it. Good luck.https://storage.to/tANIHidGQ
>>223295028>It was more of an anti-joke where the laugh is at the audience’s expenseThat scene with the Umbrella guy genuinely felt like Cregger was making fun of the audience for wanting the resident evil movie to have anything even tangentially related to resident evil in it
The main character is literally Joe everyman. He could be me or you. (If you aren't a balding malding retarded faggot.)
>>223296670Anderson's films did pretty well in Europe and Asia. Afterlife made 55M in Japan alone. I wonder what Japanese audiences will think of this.
>>223295028>just see his notes on the leaked script if you don’t believe meqrd?
i'd like to know what makes some of you guys even laugh atp.
>>223296705>Everyman is an effeminate incompetent whiney douchebag
>>223296712owari da
>>223296615https://67movies.st/watch/movie/1423191
>>223296712It only made 14 million in Europe.
>>223293834>Retard chased by his neurotic hangups about becoming a parent for 90 min
>>223295491Agree. Watching it from a player's perspective made it perfect. Just got out of seeing it tonight and I had a lot of fun.
>>223296754That's The Final Chapter, which, amusingly, still outgrossed 28 Years Later even if you remove the Chinese box office.
>>223296789Noone actually plays these games
>>223296726Probably seeing minorities suffer because they're edgy little dorks.
>>223295491The problem with this is that logically every single game adaptation can just be turned into a comedy with a self-insert. It's so reddit it hurts.
>>223296893Video game stories suck. The Last of Us is the magnum opus of vidya storytelling and that says a lot.
>>223296842Oh, I'm sorry, I thought the people complaining about the movie were jeets? Make up your mind, retard.
>>223296835Ok anon I hope you have a nice night.
>>223296991>over a billion jeets on the planet>minorityNice try, Rajesh.
>>223296671>>223296739Thanks guys!
>>223294712it had a poor reception but there's a lot of things it did well objectively like great pacing, expanding stuff like the hospital from the OG and giving the player a choice to interact with it a second time as jill after carlos has his run and most importantly it revamped the difficulty beyond hardcore in some interesting ways with a better remix of enemies, item and weapon placements like giving jill the magnum right off the rip once she clears the short prologue. there's a reason it's still played for the speedrun aspect and challenge it offers even if you dismiss the final nemesis fight on inferno as bullshit>>223294825the line he says as he does it is something along the lines of we normally don't let anyone else in here but as you can see we've all had a day or something like that. i got the sense that it was some sorta fuck the rules due to how fucked the situation was or he didn't really care anymore since everyone in the city was dead or dieing or it was some misplaced trust and a kindness he was showing bryan for getting the dam package all the way to him clearly seeing he was winded and covered in shit like he'd been through hell and back.it really speaks to the inept handling of everything and how it probably all started with "someone dropped something" and it may have even truely been the scientist who picked him up in the car if his slip up is believable
