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PREVIOUSLY:>The housemates passed the task and earned a luxury shopping budget>Lynx got salty at Yasmin as he called her cocky and they argued then made up>Tays was an absolute mad lad and ordered 50 Jaffa cakes or something>Tays and Philip were revealed as the mole>Millie was evicted>Rochelle was booed and didn't seem to react wellTONIGHT:>The House of Chaos ends, the new theme this week is House of Double Trouble>The Housemates will be put into pairs (presumably the classic nominated in pairs thing thats been done a few series)>Jedward enter the house>More drama has apparently went down. You can guess who by.
https://tiermaker.com/create/big-brother-uk-2026-17534216Found a tier list for anyone who wants to do it
Kim Woodburn isn't here to protect them this time
Only gone and remembered it's on at 9 ain't I lads
>>223307832Fucking unstoppable lately you lad
>come on mate come on i'll let you suck my toes
So nothing from Friday morning to eviction live show time ?
Let’s gooo, loving this series so far
Oh and its extended by 15 mins btw
If this isn't performative crying then I'm genuinely worried for this lads mental health
I want to be Millie's fart slave
Rochelle to win
>>223307844I am a force to be ketterened withAm back on the ket bought a load more the other day
WHO ATE ALL THE PIESWHO ATE ALL THE PIESYOU ATE ALL THE PIESYOUFATCUNT
Is that Dave Lucas
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She’s got legs now.
Rochelle you CANNOT go home, the viewers have decided you must stay so put on your big girl pants and go and say something controversial and upsetting to anther housemate as we expect.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This series is a bit depressing
>Two lasses in his bed
Fuckin ell you know Chelsey Lynx is full of shite if even Omar and Yasmin are calling bollocks
>>223308026Its true its never gonna last. I think the only ITV BB Relationships still going are Chris and Jojo and Marcus and Elsa because Elsa has her grip on him now he's pregnant. If hes gone he must pay alimony
God, the names are confusing. Rochelle is the most black woman name ever and Chelsey looks more like a Yasmin.
Need Rochelle to stay, we’ve got ITVs Nikki Grahame I think this is the first time on itv we’ve seen vibes like this and I’m here for it. I don’t know how they’re doing it but it feels like classic bb
>>223308047>browning your genetic linedear oh fucking dear
That Prada advert was disturbing as is the show
>>223307955Exactly hahaha, she carries on like this and she can win it
>>223308075Nikki was fucking repulsive though
>>223308075They've gone back to the basics of sticking extremely mentally ill people in there but with the new age twist of race etc
Philip is fucking amazing its like I'm watching a panto
Imagine trying to sleep there.
Where the fuck did they find Rochelle its like they plucked her right from the Channel 4 era
Hatewatching
Lol bent cunt fucking called it.
Rochelle's face summed up the Jedward reveal
Chelsey's bum and tits
Monged the entire jedward entry out
>>223308123Yeah but we want that
I already want to strangle these faggots to death.
>>223308222Him and the retarded ITV execs are the only people on the planet with Jedward in their mind in 2026
Chelsey's camel toeCharlotte's big fucking tits
>>223308227would spaff right in her crows feet
YASMIN NIPS
>>223308268Meanwhile elder god BB gigachads had Samanda on their mind.
About half of these housemates strike me as a new face every time they're on cam
>>223308264are they confirmed as actual benders?
I will say this for Jedward, they've practically not aged in 17 years.
3 years ago I was worried that my poor mental health record meant I wouldn't get past the front door should I decide to apply for the show
>>223308245Histrionic cunts just don't do it for me unfortunatelyI received numerous bans from the shitital spy forums for my Nikki comments back then
>>223308354Yeah they're doing Ireland a real favour stereotype wise
>>223308354Having that energy all the time too>>223308385Yes. I wouldn't be surprised if Sam is someone from the thread.
>>223308322BasedThey were some cute tarts
>>223308419
In love with the pickle rick one
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>>223308390Lmao I just want a house full of unbearable emotionally unstable mentally ill autistic people
>bitches gossiping about romance
who TiBB here?
YASMIN WEAR A BRA
>>223308559Hey I know that street
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>>223308635BRRAAAPPPP
Chelsey is used to taking balls
>>223308559Tim would be a great housemate
Haven't paid attention since jedward got in 5bh
>>223307913Where do you get it from mate? I got my own plug but i am started to think it's a bit bashy lately.
The fucking STATE of this house
Phillip successfully peed all over Charlotte
>>223308771>silently T-posing alone in the garden at 5am
>>223308816Would have to tell me where you're from for it to be any use lad. I'd figure out a way of hooking you up pro bono if it was close enough (with the firm advice that you manage your doses and all that. Nasal rinses etc)
God, I wish I were Chelsey so Lynx could caress me with those arms and so I could be a sexy woman.
kek backstabbing already
Is that blonde poofter a part time tranny?
This series feels like woke self harmLike the people running the show are going "look what we are now, look what you made us into"
This shit makes me glad that Late & Live is gone cos now we don't have to endure the chorus of 50 trillion drag queens calling Chelsey a fascist chud because she dares to not like an uppity black bitch.
>>223308936Yeah why would you wanna tuck in your balls?
Philip definitely had an advantage with throwing those balls didn't he
Back in the good old days this lot would be getting absolutely rinsed on big mouth and Davina would be making little bitchy jokes about how mentally ill they are on eviction nightsBut now they're unironically trying to celebrate this
>>223308975You still get it on Twitter at least. Apparently Johanne was right to flip the fuck out over Dog = God because she's a "kween"Even though every twitter kween from Big Brother has crashed and burned. Hanah is currently in Jail, Trish is ostracised. Feyisola sucked the fun out of last series.
Since when does Yasmin suck Johanne's arse?
>>223308913
>rhianna struggling to agree that she would rather defend her friends than get a modelling contract
He sat with her you psychopath get the fuck over it.
Chelsey arse damn
>>223309024Yeah werent they arguing a few days ago about a built in bar
Women
Oh no mask fell offBPD discoveredIt's last year all over again
>>223309062Cool it, she's getting redpilled in real time. Keep in mind if she were to shack up with Lynx this would be her mother in-law and all her sisters in-law.
>>223309062I think most of us have been with a girl like that>why don't you viscerally hate her that means you're choosing her over me
Well that was a blur see you lads tomorrow if I remember, take care and I'll take ket x
Lynx could do better desu
>>223309193He could do me.
Whooooaaaa Mr Vegas
>>223309116I was thinking exactly this! The whole making a fucking argument out of nothing for no reason, pretending it’s all okay to his face then dragging him to the bed and then doing the whole looking away to punish and then storming off… so weird that this is normalised. I’ve been on the receiving end of it. Proper fucks with your head, she’s a real cunt there. Keep her in though, it’ll make for good telly
Kate has come in her pyjamas and GK has come dressed up today
>>223308936mfw
>>223309229I've seen her type before. Auto red flags from this episode.
Rewatching the clip I didnt realize that Jedward were gushing over Lynx's muscles wew
I knew she was wrongun when Philip asked her her name on the first night and she replied "Chelsey. Can you not read that?" and pointed at her badge.
>>223309184I was going to say,make sure to have plenty of ket, take care dear xx
>>223309290Massively. Def not a deserved winner, but we should keep her in as a head fuck
>>223309341You have to have fingers to point
>>223308892I'm from Liverpool yeah I have been on it myself on and off for 2 years I am considering getting it on the dark web next time though.
Wasn't Millie saying she diets ok?
Wasnt she crying in the diary room about how she's trying her hardest to lose weight?
Fat cunt couldn't wait 5 seconds before stuffing her face
>>223309483I was in Liverpool yesterday and walked past someone who looked a lot like Gani or whatever his name was
Do the zoomers in the house even know Jedward?
Rochelle vindicated
You haven't tried not eating chips and nuggies yet have you millie
Nikki invoked!
Lol based fat bitch. Fuck Rhianna.
>>223309440Which housemate do you think Chelsey is?
>>223309560If the final is between Samuel and Philip I'll be happy
