Rest in Peace, king.THE BRIGTEST DAY by HAL JORDANLadies and gentlemen, distinguished guests, dignitaries both foreign and alien, both terrestrial and extraterrestrial, Mr.-slash-Mrs. President and First Lady-slash-Gentleman.To the scores gathered in my honor, I am humbled by the countless lives saved, the battles fought, and the victories achieved in the name of justice, freedom and peace.(hold for applause)To the evildoers who view my absence as a window of opportunity, you're shit out of luck. My ring has no doubt selected a brave son-of-a-bitch ready to continue my fight -- and to that man or woman (but probably a man, not that there would never be a female Lantern, but I'm just playing the odds here) you have my admiration -- for there is no greater honor or privilege. The weight of the ring is a heavy burden, one that demands exceptional courage, sacrifice, and willpower -- and sometimes even those won't get the job done. For even in the blackest of nights, I urge you to carry on. The world's counting on you. I'm counting on you. That said, I can't believe I'm actually dead. I kind of wrote this as a joke, but if you're reading it, I guess the joke's on me. I'm truly sorry to any of you that I hurt. I don't have a good excuse. Maybe it was just easier to fly than it was to stay on the ground. I hope I mattered.
if you watch this show you are a FAGGOT
that anon was right. this show is stupid slop. its exactly like making a dragon ball show but goku and vegeta investigate drug cartels or something and they never use their powers. anyone who wastes a second of their life watching this shit should kill themselves.
BlackGODs show
>>223315881I will rape you in real life
>>223315828This show is insultingly dumb. That’s all I have to say.
Is it finally over at least
>>223315828What a boring nothing episode.
Can't believe the grifters on 4chan(all four of them) are turning away people who would otherwise find a very compelling Green Lantern showTo those lurking, go ahead and give it a watch, it's nowhere near as bad as these cunts are making you believe Today's episode, specially the eulogy, was heartbreaking, you did matter, Hal
Why was Jon blaming Hal so much this episode? Asides from being an ass, Hal was pretty clear on which side he was on (humanity).
>>223315948>grifters>very compelling Green Lantern show>nowhere near as bad>le reddit image>the Reddit spacingI hope you are violently raped and murdered.
>>223315986You are the biggest gorilla nigger on the board
>>223315948Kek they actually kill off the white lead?
>>223315857It's Mystery Men without the humor or the costumes. It's Batman if he and Robin had no gadgets.It's Godfather if the Godfather was only the entire Sicilian interlude and there was nothing going on in New York.
>>223316022He died on episode 1... watch the show, my dude, it ain't what you think
>>223316015Why are you saying nigger if you're a shill for this shit? I don't get it. How can you defend a show this pozzed and made by ultra pozzed faggots who would ruin your live and drive you to suicide if you ever said nigger? The cognitive dissonance is insane. >I SLURP UP POZZED GOYSLOP BUT HERE'S ME SAYING NIGGER TO MAKE IT SOUND LIKE I'M SOMEHOW BASED FOR ITKill yourself. You're a brainless goy just saying shit and having no idea what the fuck you are talking about or even doing. You're literally brainless.
>>223315857>a dragon ball show but goku and vegeta investigate drug cartels or something.I would watch this
>everything you have is because I didn't take itWho fucking called this?
>>223316055>my dudeGo back and die, right fucking now.
I really love this show. Most of the complaints I've read on /tv/ are beyond retarded and are easily debunked if you actually use your brain and listen to the dialogue. This was probably my favorite episode apart from the pilot. Lanterns is weirdly at its best during these smaller-scale episodes where you don't get a ton of ring shenanigans. Hal Jordan's eulogy is probably my favorite scene in the DCU so far.
>>223316055yeah you got that right, I thought they’d make a green lantern show and got STEP ASIDE WHITE MAN instead
>Oh my SCIENCE! I heckin LOVE to watch the DARK and GRITTY DECONSTRUCTION/SUBVERSION of children's comic books on the heckin prestige and award-winning network while in the hospital awaiting my wife's black baby to be born!! I love this show so heckin much! Screw the grifters
>>223315891Black on black violence is a symptom of white supremacy, anon! Don't let Whitey win!
>>223316055No thanks. I’m straight.
Guy gardner snuck the rang and knew Jordan was ganna roleplay. Guy gardner is asking Jordan for help with Sinistro.
>>223316075Yeah I love black worship and white humiliation so it really works for me too
>>223316075Unfortunately we are stuck with the grifters who are either, not watching the show, or watching it out of hateBoth are retarded niggers for doing so and it's a damn shame we have to wait a whole week for a new episode to drop
>>223316075You are this cuck:>>223316102
>>223315948>Can't believe the grifters on 4chan(all four of them) are turning away peopleThe absolute power . . . of the chud. A mere four of them are destroying your faggot libtard show.
>>223316075>I really heckin love this show when it's not at all Green Lantern and more like my favorite small town soap operas like I watch with my wife and her boyfriendYour parents wish you'd anhero already. They hate you.
I will ass rape all aliens, brown or otherwise
Dude is really calling people grifters as if they're getting paid to call this show lame. Where do I sign up?
>>223316131>>223316075>>223315948Samefagging loser hahaha
>I don't like this show but, you know what? I'm gonna keep watching it
>>223315828But the autistic pro-gunn schizo said that cosmic book news lied when they leaked that Hal gets killed off in episode 1
>>223316102>it's a real post up on r/lanterns right nowhahahahahahah
This episode felt like filler but the Guy cameos were cool and the final 10 mins were cool tooHope we get more cute Hal and John moments with the Halogram next episode.
guy............
>>223316200Matt McGloin is literally right about everything and people discredit him because he's a Snyderchad. He said that Gunn will leave after spring and only stick around to promote MoT and that's it. Curiously, same month the merger goes through.
>>223316210I think next episode is the one where we get to witness some of Hal's backstory and past, should also get to see SinestroJohn and Guy are definitely teaming up; you could tell Guy was putting on an act, the whole "bad optics" thing was him saying "I'm being observed"
>>223316182I started out liking it but have not liked where its went?
Dropped. John is a suckerpunching mugging nigger who gets manipulated by every alien he meets. Hal does nothing wrong except being a white man. Terrible writing. Let the niggers be your audience then, kikes.
>>223316268You have my permission to drop the show
There's like no tension at all. The most suspenseful thing in this episode is if John gets the government money to build safety boxes for rich people to jump into. I don't feel convinced at all that there's any impending danger of John Stewart getting into real trouble.
>We murdered Hal jordan because he killed the guy who gave us free healthcare.Gringos in shambles LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>223316282Hal was right about everything, and he followed the oath to a tee, may he rest in peace
>>223316131Who cares what 4chan thinks? It's a group of middle aged manchildren obsessed with culture wars and drawn child porn. This board doesn't affect anything. My Dad, who knows absolutely nothing about DC comics and probably thinks Superman is a marvel property, was gushing about how much he liked this show. Nobody's opinion here actually matters.
>>223316282>>223316303Lianna is a Weaponer from Qward and not a real Guardian and she's working with Sinestro to forge Yellow Rings and is the one who had Hal killed but he gets cloned and revived anyway. They have their cake and eat it too. Oh and all this is revealed at the absolute end of the final episode and then cliffhanger for S2 which will never happen because Paramount will reboot the Pedoverse anyway.
>>223316320>t. BBC loving trans girlRiveting blogpost, cocksucker.
>>223316320
>>223315850fpbp
>>223316342Pretty sure 4chan chuds unironically love BBC more than any trans girl ever could but whatever helps you sleep at night
>>223316075It's okay, but there are some clear issues with the show. The writing blaming Hal Jordan for getting Rushville blown up and not the manhunter or the bald suicide bomber is one. That said, its reasonably entertaining, and the eulogy this episode was very heartfelt. Just remains to be seen if they stick the landing.
>Jon almost said the n-wordHoly bazookers
For fuck's sake this board is just /pol/2 at this point. Go screech about niggers on your own board losers. I still hope they bring Hal back after he's reborn as Parallax and somehow saved, I really liked this version of the character.
>>223316165Nowhere near as embarrassing as calling someone a shill for liking a show.
Can't believe I agree with two redditors
>>223316449>Hal back after he's reborn as Parallaxlmao
>>223316406They do not. Go back to sucking BBC you tranny Plebbitor.>>223316449>I HECKIN HATE ROICISM SO MUCH HERE'S ME SAYING THE N WORDWhat the fuck are you people man? Like genuinely.
>>223316452>I heckin LIKE a show and ENJOY thingsEmbarrassing.
>>223316449>I still hope they bring HalWe are stuck with Halogram for the time being, the show's not gonna let Kyle Chandler go to waste and a huge amount of people like what he's done with the character
>>223316469>What the fuck are you people man? Like genuinely.Fuck off racist nigger. No one likes you.
>>223316509>racist nigger>racist>niggerWhat a fucking phrase lmao you are a genuine psychotic and are not lucid at all
>>223316426The writers aren't implying Hal was in the wrong. From his perspective, Manhunters are genocidal murder-robots who have genocided entire sectors. But from the town's perspective, the Manhunter was a benevolent alien who cured the sick and made problems go away for the simple cost of protection. Why wouldn't they be angry at Hal? They had a good thing going and he completely ruined it. And his rashness got a-lot of people killed in the process.
>>223316067ya but that's because goku and vegeta tsundere kawaii desu ne
>>223316509>i heckin hate racists so much fucking niggersyou have to be the final boss of mindbreak
The episode was meh, ending was great as always
>>223316127no one thought this way with the black GL in justice league because the brainwashing wasn't turned up to 19
The show is telling you to not like or trust Hal, but it’s really really hard especially when Kyle is acting circles around everyone else. Also the crux of that charade, episode 5, completely fails because half the viewers had no idea what John was talking about when he says Hal betrayed everything and what not. Just plain bad writing for what the writers are trying to accomplish.
>>223316547Wrong. You were just a dumb kid and didn't understand what you were seeing when it's just as pozzed propaganda as the new show. >BBC cuckoldry and black man worship in my childhood cartoon? LE BASED>BBC cuckoldry and black man worship in my HBO series? LE BRAINWASHING>I like my brainwashing propaganda just fine IF IT WAS MORE SUBTLE!!Pathetic manchild retard. Commit suicide painfully.
>"my ONLY child"yeah yeah we get sheriff, your son is a manhunter
>>223316533>you have to be the final boss of mindbreakLearn to bant you boring racist nigger. This once again is why no one likes you.
>>223316606You are a mindbroken psychotic and should shut off your computer and commit suicide. The relief the people around you will feel is enormous.
>>223316573Hal made mistakes that partially led to the fuck up in episode 5, but they are kinda wishy washy and you cant exactly pin them down precisely so when john absolutely dogs on hal you kinda take hal's side. One thing thats 100% hal's fault was leaving john in the burning car which would've killed him if not for the manhunter, I guess I can see why john is mad at him
>>223316625>The relief the people around you will feel is enormous.Projecting again loser. Sorry to hear your family also hates you. Maybe stop being such an enormous ragefag cunt. :)
I am just utterly confusedWhy would Hal be 10y in jail? For what? For trying to bring in an alien war criminal but retarded hicks in town used force and technology it provided to protect it?Like how did it went in federal court, why would the US be willing to jail its prestigious space cop?It makes no fucking sense, not from moral perspective that Hal did something wrong.Nor from law perspective, that he did something unlawful, outside of his powers as a space cop.Why is the show telling me that John is justified in being angry at Hal?John slept with manhunter and then John lied about the identity he suspected was manhunter.Hal had to guess correctly just from his reactions... considering the stakes, the danger,.. this is not something to be juts waved off, him getting stuck in a car is entirely on him and his choices to play cards closes to his chest. I dunno, this shit is weird
I know it sounds retarded but the writing feels very written. Like every word that is uttered by the characters just feels like a fucking retards idea of good script dialogue. None of it feels natural and always takes me completely out of it. The only actors that make this dialogue bearable are ones that have decades of experience so they know how to work with garbage.
>>223316659Hal knew the manhunter would come to his aid, but he didn't think about the car blowing up and burning him alive. The only reason the manhunter even saved him is to have John indebted which to be fair Hal should have seen.
>>223316577No. You're too used to framing everything as some racial battle. It's tired and played out. Grow up.
>>223316686>blah blah blahYou still here? Go take a rope and end it all, like I said. Babbling faggot lel>>223316695>>223316711Answer is: this show is written by sheboons and pajeetas. Look it up. End of story.
>guy was there>still no ring shit...but let's cgi this plant.
>/tv/ shits on capeshit every single day for the last 10 years>/tv/ still watches every single capeshit show or movie and posts about itSAD
>>223316695You don't understand, Hal is white.
>>223316727>Grow upthe sweet sweet irony. >No, the media i consoomed as a dumb goy kid couldn't possibly be malicious, no, no, it's not heckin true!!! black men are based and cool and awesome!!You were born a goyim slave and will die a goyim slave. Your life is a waste. Just living to consoom goyslop and then die. Don't bother replying, take a rope and kill yourself violently with it.
>>223316776>Don't bother replying, take a rope and kill yourself violently with it.I'm thinking I found the most depressed anon online tonight. Seek help. This is sad.
>>223316727>No. You're too used to framing everything as some racial battle. It's tired and played out. Grow up.To quote Bruce "Black cock, white pussy" Timm>“Well for one to be honest, it was affirmative action. Every hero included at that point was white, it was my idea to include him. I felt we needed not only a diversity in ethnicity but also in personality, and Stewart was great for both.”The DCAU was a dogshit take on the comics. That cuck couldn't even do John justice.
The inside of the boxWhat could it be?
>>223316793Bruce Timm was correct in his statement. Could you point out where you disagree?
>>223316753This show shits on capeshit too so it's a perfect match for /tv/.
>>223316815>>223316786You still here? Okay, since you're too much of a cuck coward to do it with your own two hands, take a stroll in the hood and they'll rape and kill you for the rest of us. Thanks.
>>223316804The real Hal and not the cloned one on the football field that died.
>>223316843So why are you so upset? How screwed up are you? Do you distract yourself with this nonsense?
Writers were probably really proud with themselves with this one. This pic doesnt show how she says "reparations", then it cuts to johns surprised face, and then she continues talking
>>223316815Except he wasn't, because they literally stripped John of his personality and charm.
>>223316888The most alien-looking thing in this show.
>>223316804Memorabilia but also a clue that there is a manhunter in town
>>223316890Yeah he was stoic and cool headed in the show, but it worked well in contrast with the rest of the team. I understand disliking the change.
>>223316888>>223316896She reminds me of that alien looking girl from Sweden, Gretta something
Oh fuck, sheriff's son is going to have sex with John
>I'm truly sorry to any of you that I hurt. I don't have a good excuse. Maybe it was just easier to fly than it was to stay on the ground. I hope I mattered.
>>223316966god damn berettas are sexylike a deadly woman in tight leather
why do they only cast the absolute zestiest bucks or the pitch black niggers from the depths of the congo. There's literally no inbetween.
why are you guys watching a black people good white man bad show?
You gotta give respect to get respect and that starts with self respect
>>223316711>I know it sounds retarded but the writing feels very written. Like every word that is uttered by the characterWhat the fuck are we doing here?
>Guy is an asshole because.... HE JUST IS OKAY!!??
>John is carnivore againLmao Vegetarians are bunch of hypocrites
>Hal got put in federal prison for 10 years for...saving the planet?Lindelof needs to be executed.
why anyone would watch a show about a washed out hal jordan at this point is beyond my ability to comprehend
>>223317239Everyone's an asshole on this show, like they can only write one unlikable character.
>>223316449Hal never died to become Parilax. He became parilax after coast city was destroyed gay nigger
Brainiac nuke rushville godamit
>>223316449When he died saving the earth he became the spectre
>>223315828my sister is watching this show and she hates capeshit. I had to explain to her what a parallax is
you think hal ever fucked john's mom?
