>western movie >every character eats beans are they really this delicious and nutritious?
GOOD HEAVENS, THIS GENTLEMAN IS CONSUMING BEANS!
AYO DIS NIGGA DONE BEEN EATIN BEANS
I started eating a can of beans a day lately and it has improved my life but I think I should start cooking the raw beans from scratch, instead of having the canned beans.
Kinda, yeah. Beans are very easy to grow, and contains a lot of protein. They keep well, are cheap and easy to transport. Perfect trail food, really.
what's your favorite bean dish lads?
>>223320429Beans
>>223320429just the good old tomato beans with sausages and a loaf of bread (real bread, not shitty toast bread)
>>223320205Beans were the staple protein for peasants for most of history.
>>223320429fry chopped up bacon, add chopped onion, can of baked beans in tomatoes sauce, herbs and spices, eat with bread. pretty much what he's eating in the clip
>>223320205Beans are pretty good and a good source of fibre and protein, but you really have to cook them into a delicious sauce or they're a bit bland.
>>223320205Ay yo dis nigga eatin beans!
>>223320205I never understood this scene, why was everyone pissed off about him for eating his meal?
>>223320429Beans with maple syrup, molasses and salted pork. With bread and butter.
>>223320429Cassoulet
I only eat Officialy Licensed Bud Spencer Beans
>>223320205LeanBeefPatty has been making protein shakes where beans are a main ingredient. So yeah, beans have their nutritional value.
>>223320429soup beans made with pinto beans and ham hocks or leftover ham bone and some cornbread
>>223320205this was the most kino intro to a western i've ever scene holy FUCK look at him go
>>223320205150 years ago you'd enter a tavern and they'd have potatoes, beans, lentils, turnips and MAYBE some mystery meat if you're lucky. There wasn't much variety
>>223320429i keep meaning to try the one in OP's webm
There's a trail song where the guy's boots give in, so he sings about he's just gotta eat beans and not steak for a while because he's broke due to buying new boots.
>>223320543The beans we eat are from the Americas lmao
Anyone else having beans tonight? I might curry mine up!
>>223320205>spaghetti western>doesn't even eat spaghetti
>>223320205You can >can 'em>Fry 'em>Refry 'em>Mush 'em>Toast 'em>Boil 'em>Spice 'em>Tortill'em>Toot 'em>Shit 'em
>>223323034Sorry. I can't suspend my disbelief and pretend it's American west when this faggot uses olive oil for beans
>>223320205pretty sure terrence hill himself said the beans didn't taste very good in that scene. beans in general are great though, especially in chili or soups.
>>223320205Yeah. They go very well with taco seasoning for some reason. As well as salt and pepper probably. By themselves they suck though.
>>223324319>for some reason
>>223322228Realest nigga.
>>223320429exactly what trinity is eating but with eggs cracked on top and cooked via the heat of the beans(i mean while its still on the heat not the thing japs do with rice)
>>223323452the bartender is italian
this thread is very gassy
>>223322228Moi nigga
>>223325538He had to spend 10 years learning how to make the tamago. The egg. The egg!
I just ate a full tin of beans
>>223320205SIR, THOSE BEANS WERE FOR EVERYONE
>>223326664No comprendo MUNCHMUNCHMUNCHSLUUUUUUUUURPMUCHMUNCHMUNCHMUNCHBRRRRRRUP
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>>223326718Why are her proportions like that?
1 LB pinto beans1/2 large white onion4 serrano chili4 cloves garlic2 slices of thick bacon1 roma tomato1 tbs salt1 tsp black pepper1 tsp cumin1 tsp oregano1/2 tsp sugar1. Sort and rinse beans2. Chop bacon into bite size pieces, place in pot and bring up to heat rendering the fat.3. Chop onion and sweat in bacon grease.4. Chop and add serrano chili peppers.5. Chop and add roma tomato.6. Add beans.7. Add stock / water and bring up until 2 inches above beans.8. Add cloves of garlic.9. Add salt and sugar.10. Bring to rolling boil, then reduce heat to a slow simmer with only a bubble or two coming up every so often.11. Cook for 2 hours and add cumin and oregano.12. Top off with stock / water as needed. Cook until beans are tender. Adjust seasoning as needed.13. Crop dust the old lady as needed.
>>223323623>pretty sure terrence hill himself said the beans didn't taste very good in that scene.Well he's a damn fine actor then because I bought it
>>223320429Chili or southwestern chicken.
>>223326976Anyone that cooks a tomato should be taken out and shot.
Are Heinz beans those awful sweet ones?How do I get regular tasting beans?
>>223326915She's a sub 5' woman on roids
>>223327048Anyone that hates cooked tomatoes should be hanged by the neck until dead in the town square.
>>223326976Why do the beans need to be sorted?
>>223320205Beans are cheap, easy to store, and have a lot of protein/fiber. They're good dry goods that hold up well for long periods of time.
>>223322228Mon négro
>>223327148You're sorting out the broken beans, the darkies (bad) beans, and you're making sure no rocks got into the packaging.
>>223327273There are rocks in beans? What the fuck?
>>223320429my own creation, chorizo, eggplant, lima beans, tomatoes, oregano, salt and pepper.let it all cook out till the tomato liquid is gone and it's become a thick sludge.
>>223327322The beans have to be pre-cooked I guess?Maybe I'll try this one of these days.
>>223327431yeah pre-cooked ones from a can. I also use canned tomatoes.also the order is kinda key, the chorizo has a lot of fat that comes out when frying it while the eggplant absorbs a lot of fat so they're a good match.
>>223327520Sounds good, thanks
>>223327081retard
>>223327630Answer the question I want savory beans
>>223322366>anavarpattyanon even you can look like this with steroids and mild training
>>223320429Heinz baked beans on toast with cheese.
>>223327659baked beans taste like baked beansi dont know how else to describe them
>>223320205How do you eat all of those beans without shitting yourself into a sweaty, pale-faced coma?
>>223322363>Fagioli
>>223327295There can be, yes. Usually not with companies that have good quality control, but cheaper beans may indeed have rocks in the bags. Don't want to bite into that shit, anon.
>>223322363Those look pretty good, B.
>>223320205Beans?
>>223327897>They work for the mercenary. The gassed man
>>223320429BEAN ALLIANCE
>>223320429I usually make either black beans or white beans>>Black beans>saute garlic, onion, carrots, and peppers>add roughly mashed cooked black beans, canned dice tomato with juice, and canned chipotle peppers in adobo sauce>simmer with chili powder, cumin, dry red wine until the liquid has reduced>eat in a bowl or in a tortilla with guacamole, sour cream, cheese, hot sauce, etc>crumbled tortilla chips on top>>White beans>saute onion, lots of garlic, and minced parsley stems in olive oil>add soaked white beans, dried thyme, black/white pepper, lobster base, and fish sauce>simmer until the beans are soft>mash some of the beans with your spatula or pulse them with a stick blender to get them creamy>keep cooking if it's still watery, otherwise take off heat>finish with chopped parsley, sherry vinegar, and salt to taste
>>223320429red beans and rice
>>223323452Then substitute lard or tallow then fagioli
>>223326915Sexy little womanlet with an extremely tite coinslot pussy. Iykyk
>>223320429red beans, Spanish rice, shredded cheese in a burrito. 400cals I prep 8 and eat them throughout the week
>>223320429Feijoada
>>223320205I can't believe nobody has mentioned this yet...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIP9KXdmO0&pp=ygUVYmxhemluZyBzYWRkbGVzIGJlYW5z
>>223320429Chili beans and ground beef, the classic.
>>223327081These are much betterI don't like Heinz either
>>223329192Thanks for the rec anon
>>223320685He's eating enough for like 4 men, and drank half a bottle of what looks like distilled spirits as well. Witnessing that kind of gluttony is off-putting.
>>223329259no problem I like to heat them up in a pan with a some green chillis and black pepper at the end.
>>223329447That is a small amount of beans and bread for one person, I would say.
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>>223320429Garbanzo beans, if those count. I know they're not a "real bean" but I do like them. Also bean sprouts are good topping on a lot of things.
is this the thread?
>>223320205they are like rice for the west. I’m not crazy about them, unless they are dressed up in a sauce or something. There are also some kinds of it I don’t enjoy. I generally view it as filler, in meals where they want to skimp on using meat.
>>223329447It doesn't even look like that much it you do physical with all day. Plus he paid for it?
>>223329447I haven’t seen the film but doesn't he just come back from wandering a desert or some shit? Makes sense he'd be ravenous.
i really like chickpeasroasted, as a spread, baked into bread, in soup, in a salad, on pizzaso many possibilities and they're all delicious
Once the jar of dry beans I was keeping somehow got infiltrated by pests. Some fucker laid eggs at one point I suppose, possibly before I bought the bag from a farmer. I opened the jar and it was a trypophobic nightmare. Each bean was riddled with numerous holes. Stuck between the white and now green-grayish beans were a crowd of small black insects. They must have been in there for months, because they were barely moving and were likely exhausted. I instantly NOPE'd and closed the lid tight, and threw the entire thing away without a second look. Nevertheless it was so disturbing that I haven't had the appetite for beans since
>>223320205>mfw zoomers probably never even seen the entire movie or heard of bud spencer and terence hill outside of it You faggots probably can't even name the character he is playing.
>>223323452it's really gonna blow your mind to learn actors aren't actually snorting mountains of coke or shooting heroin either, it's called movie magic bro
>>223330214his name is nobody
