Gerrit Graham editionPrevious >>223322257
suddenly i was a woke
>>223334834Old pos op
obsession is a very good looking film and inde is still the best performance of the year
>how’s it hanging, phil
>>223334859Please die.
Tonight I will watch a horror movie
>>223334834Phantom of the Paradise was super fucking funny. also Used Cars.
Ice Cream Man was decent. Worth a watch.
>>223334903big if true
Will watch Under Your Feet, Spanish horror, tomorrow
>>223334834BAH BAHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkzjYB8fuos
>>223334911A lot of people hate Eli Roth, but I don't. I'm looking forward to Ice Cream Man
>Watch NotD+NotD remake by /hor/ recommendation>Get severe tfw no goth gf feelsAny other films that will give off those feels? I'd like to stay away from them, I need to know so that I don't accidentally watch another.
>>223334859Everyone's obsessed.
>Mogs every other chucky film in your path
>>223334911>>223334978Ice Cream Man has some good gore scenes, which is about all you can expect from Eli Roth, other than childish writing and bad acting.
>>223335003Humanist VampireBlair Witch Project 2
>>223334978Plebs and wannabes and tryhards hate him
>>223335025Works for me
>>223335042And they like Obsession and think it is a good movie
>>223334859
>>223335069Total Obsessionfags Death
>>223335103Stop talking to yourself schizo
>>223335028ty based anon, making sure to never see those
>>223334821Cregger is based because he made this roastie cry and start wailing in tears in my theater when he brutally killed Bill Skarsgard 40 minutes into the movie after setting it up like a romcom. Her friends had to escort her out and they didn't come back
>>223335145Nta but he was definitely right in guessing you were a redditor
>>223335003The Craft
>>223335182>schizophrenic talking about himself in the third person
>>223335145Why do you post here when there are other websites catered to your kind?
>>223335145Top kek.
>>223335206> catered to your kindDescribe his kind
>>223335226>cucked>woke>leftist>liberal>democrat>redditor
we all love bill skarsgard's spergy yet lovable ill-fated character in the zach cregger debut barbarian available now to stream-to-own at your nearest streamer
>>223335226This.
>>223335249how many times do I need to rape you before you understand
>>223335123booba
>>223335271he's so dreamy
Is TEENAGE SEX and death at camp miasma actually any good? Has it been banned from /hor/ yet?
>>223335271Kek
>>223335271Is that Creggers? Wow. He looks like a total redditurd.
>>223335294It's not great, but it's ok and has tits in it.
>>223335271You can just tell he is left leaning.
>>223335301>Oh no no no no no...
>>223335294It's not a horror movie. It doesn't try to be scary at all. It's more of an art project about giving into your misogynistic fetishes because it's all play(it's okay to be AGP basically).
Hope it's at least a little better than the last shitty attempt to reboot this franchise
>>223335358And what exactly does that have to do with what we’re talking about? You good?
>>223329852There's a chart floating around /co/ but it's kind or random. List of some of the bigger ones and others by publisher:DC:House Of MysteryHouse Of SecretsThe UnexpectedWeird Mystery TalesGhostsThe Witching HourSecrets Of Sinister HouseSecrets Of Haunted HouseForbidden Tales Of Dark Mansiontales of ghost castleDoorway To NightmareWasteland(note golden age House of Mystery starts out horror, flips to scifi/creature stuff alongside Tales Of The Unexpected and House of Secrets through most of the silver then they all switch back to straight horror around '68-'69)Charlton:Ghost ManorGhostly Hauntsghostly talesThe Many Ghosts of Doctor GravesHauntedScary Tales (mostly reprints)Monster HuntersCreepy ThingsThis magazine is haunted (continued from Fawcett)Gold Key:Boris Karloff Tales Of MysteryGrimm's Ghost StoriesThe Twilight ZoneRipley's Believe It Or NotSkywald:screampsychonightmareother:Monsters attack!Charlton's and Gold Key's are fairly tame but have some fun stuff.
>>223335271That’s what a redditor looks like. That wierd dysgenic low test face.
>>223335271Kek @ at the cuck smiling
>>223334834>dude who got cubed in Demon Seed>Bud The ChudI had no idea either of those were him.
>>223335375It'd be hard pressed not to be. I fear that the violence will be over the top modern horror given the face bashing scene in Obsession, but he should have a much bigger budget this time.
>>223335189
Watching Witch Story 1989
>>223335020The Andy x Step Sister romance was so good.
>>223335456just want to point out that I Had Sex with all the girls from the craft during the wrap party for the film while they were all in costume.they all wanted to marry me hut I said no because that would be denying the women of the world my presence.they said they understood and then married me anyway and so did all the women in the world and we kissed on the lips and everyrhingthe end
>>223335294It's tranny woke shit.
>>223335294No. It's woke tranny shit.
>>223335294It's tranny coomer shit
>>223335560same thing happened to me
>>223334859Based
>>223335560I believe it
>>223335456For me it's Neve in Scream 4
>>223335696it's a small world
What if they just resurrect DeweyGive the people want they want
>>223335560>>223335696jej
Do we think Jeremy Saulnier's new horrorkino will be good?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQX4nA17MZE
>>223335803Might as well start going supernatural cause I don't know what else you could possibly do with this franchise at this point
/tv/ has so many leftists
>>223334834big F, I loved big G
>>223335404Awesome list, thx anon
>>223335375this is going to be a trip. Curry's whole thing is sudden changes of tone that act almost like jumpscares and this franchise will give him tons of opportunities to do that effectively.
>>223335468I love this stupid movie. It's so clearly directed by someone who couldn't understand what his actors were saying and just told them to improvise, kek
>>223335905I was a teenager when this came out and never was into Neve. Lacey and JLH were my preferences from the beginning. Felt vindicated when she got her horrible tits out, I like 99.9999% of tits and hers are actually irredeemable.
>>223335375Why bother remaking a perfect movie?
>>223336193He's not, he's remaking the 2003 remake
>>223336141Is that so?
>>223334911which one? the new one or the original with Ron Howards weird brother?
>>2233362281989. >>223335468
>>223336221native Italian dude making his debut movie in Florida with an American cast, he had no idea what they were saying, and watching it it sure wasn't what was in any script
>>223334834Finally! RIP BEEF>>223334065>Whats your October 1st movie? I'm thinking The Funhouse (1981)Good choice.>>223336160>Lacey and JLH were my preferences from the beginning.Lacey looked great and aged excellently. It's a shame neither of them went topless.>>223334859Agreed.
>>223336141post some clipz
You guys ever seen Vincent Price's cooking show?https://youtu.be/J-FIVqls0TU?list=PLcIWRSzyOjozx8tumAnC5TW7jNm1qXt5p
>>223336160gaylord
>>223335003Stop posting this man.You've been told twice now.
free the /hor/ goth baddies
>>223336278Doesn’t seem like it to me
>yfw Leaving D.C. gets a theatrical worldwide release and grosses over 1 billion dollars at the box office
I watched like 7 giallos because I liked Suspiria so much and none of them even came close, and I've also come to the conclusion that Suspiria and Phenomena aren't giallos.Giallos are literally just crime thrillers
>>223336432Suspiria and Phenoma are just the tip and not a “real” giallo. Watch top 100.
Can't stand this nigga
>>223336476He's just a decent guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhU4epr0U7U
>>223336362Yes it's quite comfy to listen to. I will never put that much effort into cooking though, the man is making damn three course meals.
>>223335003The Addiction.
>>223336489ay mami
>>223336432hey, good for you, you are correct. The reason Argento is such a big deal is because he took the formula and started doing very weird and arty things with it, ironically the reason he's the most well known is because he made the most atypical movies in the genre despite developing in and eventually out of it. he's to giallo what Fellini was to Italian neo-realism. started out working within the framework and then revolutionized it spectacularly.
>>223336476I just find the entire concept of his channel disgusting. Like at least pirates are watching the movies, his brain rot audience can't even handle that.
>>223336593I should've mentioned pic is a much more traditional giallo by Argento
>>223334834Don't forget how good he was in Fridays
>>223336634that's Mark Blankfield, anon
>>223336609He's always come off as so fake to me. It feels like he doesn't care about horror at all but for some reason people love him and his channel.
>>223336432>I've also come to the conclusion that Suspiria and Phenomena aren't giallos.Suspiria has mystery/thriller elements but yeah, it's giallo-adjacent.>I watched like 7 giallos because I liked Suspiria so much and none of them even came closeGiallo is a bit hit-or-miss in general imo
>>223336683if a person has a youtube channel with their face on it, they want to be famous, and are by definition phonies. don't ever trust anyone who's showing you their face on youtube.
>open /hor/>gay nazi is crashing out
>>223335468Finished this, pretty good. Feels like they skimped out on having nudity when there should have been nudity. And not enough violence and gore even though this movie felt like it should have more. There was violence and blood but not enough.
>>223336537Lili Taylor! Had to google it since I have not seen any of her work in years but right on...power. Excellence.
>>223336699> Giallo is a bit hit-or-miss in general imoShit opinion.
>>223336736at the time Italy was shooting lots of bottom of the barrel mashups of famous horror flicks in America, I call this the Filmirage period. if you were into Witch Story there are a good bunch of similar movies from the same period to check out.
>>223336805Troll 2 is one of these. lol
>>223331707 #I liked the gay fox and that the hippo shot everybody up, those two things were a lot of fun.I did not like the walrus voring people or the marriage subplot, it made very little sense. In an exercise in bad taste, it was fine. As a movie it fell a part halfway in
>>223336749Lili's super underrated! I'm looking forward to seeing her on the big screen in a couple weeks.>>223336763Cope, shut up, go back etc
>>223336805Cool. I will check this out
>>223336805The main thing I remember from this was a nice pair of boobies, and also a brutal kill in a chimney
>>223336683>>223336609MistaGG is a much better horror critic specifically because he is not a critic, if you can get past the "regurgitating the plot" bullshitnhe just talks about what he did and did not like, and watches all kind of shit his audience recommends
>>223336432Thoughts on Tenebre?
>>223336843>on the big screen in a couple weeksShe's harder core than I knew! Tons of work credits on her imdb page. Lol, looked up the trailer for Short Cuts because I was in awe of her character name...looks wild. What's her upcoming appearance?
I thought the body language acting for Little Death in Teenage Sex & Death was really good
>>223336961explain
>>223336961Stop talking about this troon movie. It is banned.
If I made a horror movie with my pals, how would I go about sharing it here? Can I just say "hey I made this lol" or do I need to play the retarded shrill and pretend like I "found it" on some service and that I "really liked it"
>>223335123>>223335289I recommend you check out the Star Trek TNG epsiode "Cost Of Living". I just did, and all I can say it the lack of quality of the episode overall is worth sitting through for her appearance therein.
>>223337073if you make something and try to get it noticed here, that is by definition shilling and you will get deservedly lambasted for it.
>>223337104So what, we just toss it in the wind and if someone in these threads naturally finds it, they find it? Seems retarded
>>223337073It's up to you. This is a good place to share creative work and get feedback without having to attach your name to it. As anon said absolutely some people will shit all over it just because they can, but you'll also get genuine reception and feedback. I say if you're up for making and sharing something you should do it.
>>223337120no, retard, this is not the place to try and get your homemade bullshit attention, go do it somewhere else. BEST case scenario you make something laughable and become a lolcow. you want actual eyes on your garbage, the anonymous forum is not it.
>>223337073You are not going to make a horror or any other movie. Fuck off.
>>223337104>>223337120>>223337141You know, I'm a cross poster on /v/ and /co/ and they both have regular threads to talk about progress on their comics/games. Why doesn't /tv/ have anything like that? There are dozens of us. Surly we could manage to make a movie together
Does anyone remember a movie about people getting trapped in a human pig hybrid dimension? All I remember is a scene where a guy gets forcibly breastfed by a pig woman and it ending with a creepy stop motion but where the final girl is tortured by the pigs. I think it was directed by some special effects guy.
>>223337168Perhaps because making a movie is such a massive undertaking compared to making a comic or a game?No one wants to see some retard's "movie" he shot on an iphone with his retard friends over one weekend.
Just tried out Triangle. All I knew going in is that it was nautical but I thought it was pretty fun.
>>223337168I use /co/ as well and there is always a thread up for sharing OC. I would imagine that it's not common here because to make a film necessarily requires coordination with a team, whereas a webcomic and original art can be done by one person.I personally would enjoy seeing it and so would others. There probably will be haters but you can safely ignore them.
>>223337168>He thinks the same people who can't even do something as simple as talk to a woman can make a movie>lol>lmao even
>>223337225>There probably will be haters but you can safely ignore them.he's going to get a dozen views and two dozen people calling him a fucking faggotthe only reason to try and get noticed here is because you enjoy people mistreating you
This is what I mean. Some people are too lazy or too toxic to put something like a short film together. They will just want to complain. That's the kind of feedback you can just ignore.
>>223337141>>223337225>>223337258Please get the fuck out of my general you giant faggot.
>>223337073speaking from experience, here's what you do:spend about two years putting all the effort into making a fucking worthless piece of garbage movie with people who will do it for freemake a misleading trailer that you circulate to distributors, who make their decisions on what to release without even watching the moviesend up on amazon prime and tubi, get about 50 watches between the twoget about $40 from it over ten years
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>>223337216I love killers who wear bags on their head
>>223337298Boy do I have the movie for you.
Yep, it was kino. A bit frontloaded but the twist was good.
>>223337208Nevermind it was Wild Boar (2019). Fuck ass google was getting tripped up by “pig people” instead of “boar people”
>>223337321>>223337298Samefagging possibility aside, this is funny shit
>>223336805>Hasselhoff>Blair>80sFor fucks' sake
>>223335673Looks like a pretty good movie to me
>>223336805Looks kino
/hor/ related dreams? Had one recently where I was being chased by pic related and it was more thrilling than scary
>>223337073-t. 18 year old who just got to college and thinks making an entire movie is something that's easy to do
>>223335294not a horror movie
>>223337595-t. bitter he never even tried to make a movie
>>223337588oh noo mr myers don't stab me to death haha -treads water-
>>223335003Mirror Mirror
>>223337104Why would you possibly share it here of all places?
>>223336940>Honey BushKek. I've heard Short Cuts is great (big Moore fan) and it has one of most stacked casts I've ever seen, but that 3hr runtime has put me off from starting it probably a dozen times.>What's her upcoming appearance?It's not new unfortunately, I'm just seeing the first Conjuring.
>>223337588I've been having a lot of nightmares lately, which is very uncommon for me. But I also write down when I remember them. Here's one from Friday>living in an old house>a friend visits>while talking to them they stop suddenly and leave in shock and horror>try to figure out what's going on>start sensing there are ghosts in my house>try to get them exercised, the medium tells me that the house has seen a lot of weary souls come and go>decide fuck it, I'll move>ghosts start plaguing me>don't want me to leave>get an apartment in silent hill esque building, top floor>move in>so scared I invite the medium to check it out>she shakes her head and says that an apartment is worse than a house>turn around and I'm swarmed by ghosts>flee down the stairs and ghosts are pouring out of the doors, out of the corners of the walls>barley make it outside>wtf do I live?
>>223337588decades ago I had a dream that was just Evil Dead 4 before that actually existed. I wasn't in it. Only thing I remember is the contents of the necronomicon getting written all over the inside of the cabin in human blood opening a portal to hell.
>>223337595I acted in a zero budget horror movie and just watched how hard the director had to work from the sidelines and it was nuts. he also got nothing out of it in the long run.
>>223337073If you're an honest to god 4chinz poster then no problem.If you're not a 4chinz poster then don't waste your time.
>>223337321That is not a movie for anyone desu
>>223337588Just had a mild it followsnrelated segment of dream.Had to stop /hor/ at some point, it was all demons or dinosaurs chasing me and stabbing me and tearing me appart.
Throwing this on. Never heard of it but it's got Michael Ironside and William Shatner so I gotta see it.
>>223334834RIP BUD THE CHUD
>>223337321>Released after around 6 months after Talk to Mebrvtal
>>223337588Not related to a movie but a scary dream.I was probably 4. I know I was younger than 5 because we hadn't moved houses yet.>come home from playing outside>in this dream we only had 4 seats at the dinner table, despite there being 5 of us>last person to arrive has to eat in the attic>I was last>go up to the attic>it's dark and creepy so I eat fast>as I'm eating these people come out of the walls>look kind of like astronauts made of plaster>freak out and start banging on the door>nobody comes to help me>they grab me and start pulling me into the wall with them>feel myself unable to move as the plaster like material hardens over my body>can hear my parents running to the door as I scream>wake up right as the plaster covers my mouth and silences my scream>same moment my parents make it to the attic, too late to realize what has happened and help meLegit terrified me. I slept with a nightlight for years after that and I still remember the dream as vividly as the day it happened almost 30 years ago.
>>223337673Shouldn't have exercised them ghosts
>>223337321This movie was good. >>223337841What is your point?
>>223337658Some of the anons here have good taste
>>223337929People made comparisons between Baghead and Talk to Me with the latter being straight up better.
>>223338006Baghead was clearly the watchable one and if you disagree you’re clearly some fucking woketard.
>>223338135she's SO hot. this movie is kind of living rent free in my head, if it was about anything besides being a tranny I'd probably love it.
>>223338034Woke won
here's June Wilkinson licking Donald Pleasance's fingers.
>>223334834So, Q really died huh?
>>223338155
>>223338135>>223338155samefag
>>223338285shut up bitch
>>223336634>Bottom right guyIs that the fucking mortician from F13 part IV? Cant stand that fucking guy
>>223338298Holy shit it is lol
>>223336593I appreciate your insight. >>223336699I don't think the ones I saw were bad movies, just a bunch of 6 and 7 out of 10s, while Suspiria is like a 9, or maybe it'll be a 10 if I rewatch it >>223336912Not bad. The final reveal was great.
>>223338135
>>223338282
>>223338175
It's a metaphor for the deadly sins.There, I saved you 3h14m.
>>223338034Baghead sucked ass, absolute shit
FALL officially starts at 8:05PM EDT
>>223338920Fall starts when I say it starts.
>>223338817Just finished. Verbose and deeply unfunny Frankenstein spoof with not much to do with Frankenstein. It's about feminists taking over Transylvania and Frankenstein's descendants taking part in a road race to try and pay back taxes on the castle. June Wilkinson (big deal pinup model of the 60s) is in fine hag mode but not sexy enough, Donald Pleasance is playing a ladies man, Aldo Ray is likable, but this is such a shit script and tedious movie.
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>>223334834I still need to see CHUD and CHUD 2. Does 2 have anything to do with 1? I thought the first one was about little monster guys that live in the sewers while 2 seems to be a zombie movie
>>223339104
>>223339105CHUD 1 is more about killer homeless people in the sewer. No, there's no connection between the two and 2 is much better.
>>223339104>>223339112I will now watch the boobies
>>223339105>Does 2 have anything to do with 1?No, but you should still watch both.
>>223339105CHUD sucks though
>>223339153>that outfitchud neurons activated
>>223339171all women should be dressed like that 24/7
>>223338222Q! Dude, totally forgot...yo is dude related to the subway ghost in...Ghost (1990)? They have some similar features.
Watch Sweet Home.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akh3_JGlkvA
>>223339100Hey what did you expect from some of the same team behind Pumaman? HOWEVER, Sydne Rome is in that, so those productions know about lovelies...
>>223338356This is the dude who inspired Clark Griswold's "HOLY CRISSMAS SHIT" scene or whatever XD
>>223339356this film is all over the place but the sfx are kino when it whips them out
>>223339356So is Hausu a sequel, prequel or related in any way beyond them both being Japanese?
>>223339100Where do I watch this besides the shit versions on Youtube?
>>223339493No, though Sweet Home probably influenced by Hausu.What's more interesting is Sweet Home was directed by Kyoshi Kurosawa who did Kairo and Cure. Also, it was released at the same time as a Sweet Home videogame. And that game infamously was the source of inspiration for Resident Evil, which the Sweet Home game director was involved with.
>>223339561You watch the shit versions on Youtube, like mefucking spoiled brats
>>223339569Ah. Kurosawa...any relation?
>>223339561Have you checked The Archive? I mean the shit version probably exists there too because it hasn't been remastered probably.
describing the perfect woman
>>223339619God damn, that's a surprise. No, no copies exist there. Where the hell did anon even hear about this? Fucking seriously esoteric and mostly unknown...
>>223339586YT version is missing some of the end credits.Found a version on ok.ru that's longer.>>223339619Third place I look after torrents and Youtube.
>>223339648I spent my childhood poring over the Videohound/Leonard Maltin/Psychotronic guides, and now I spend too much of my time hunting down and adding stuff to my watchlist on letterboxd.>>223339683I checked CG, if there was a better copy they'd have it, I think. looks like this never got a remaster after the vhs days. I can understand why, I can't imagine anyone enjoying this movie.
>>223339609You'd think so but nope no relation between them.
>>223339706Fucking based ass /tv/ anon. I bow to you on this board dawg, my home is /vr/. But rock the fuck on! \m/
>>223338920It started weeks ago for me. Getting frost at nights now.
>>223339642Based vampire appreciator
>>223336494knowing those fuckwits are the majority just makes the world far worse
>>223334834BEEF BEEF BEEF!
>>223335375It's not possible to improve on the original it's practically a perfect horror movie
>>223340846and most people are even dumber than they are
>>223337298can't stand it. saw it in two things recently, batman and then a smallville episode. it's lazy and incredibly boring.it's always the same too, rough burlap, stitches at odd angles, deliberately asymmetrical.another thing is when a villain has a full head mask/helmet, and the ONLY thing they can think of to do to make 'menacing' is for the wearer to tilt his head slowly to one side. DERP
>>223336494he looks like asmongold if he showered and got a haircut
>>223340846you know how they're teaching kids to read without phonics these days, and they're supposed to guess the word based on surrounding context. I think there are people out there who just process life like that. like they didn't look at the image and think, yeah there's a logical contradiction to ruminate on or laugh about here. instead they just guess what they should be saying based on the context. scary.
>>223337872pretty scary sounding really. I had a recurring dream when I was 5 that I was about to be crushed by a mechanism and my dad saves me at the last second. wasn't massively scary but wasn't a nice feeling at the time.>>223337673tell someone about the dreams just once to clear it from your head, then don't think about it again, put it out of mind. watch comedies, light stuff, and spend more time out in the sunshine. train yourself to think positive thoughts, and try to resolve any problems that have been lingering.also make sure your diet is good, enough fresh vegetables and so on.
>>223340992interesting description/relation. it sounds like it, autocomplete people.it is made worse by government/education pandering to them and and lowering things to their supposed level, like they did with mathematics. it must engrain those thought patterns rather than trying to elevate them out of it to some extent.
It's kinda fun when you revisit a series and realize there's a special episode you never watched before (and it's a Halloween episode too)
Good morning Harperbros
whats the movie with the strip club vampires. it has the pen guy from seinfeld as bouncer/cattle
>>223342737It's called Vamp
>>223342757That's the one
>>223342780Cool movie. She looks like multiple street fighter characters at once Lol
>>223342757thanks a bunch. take the peeeeen
>>223338135>The breakfast scene in Strange Darling>The lunch scene in Weapons>This scene
>>223338135girl dinner
>>223342737>>223342757>>223342780>>223342822Served as an inspiration for From Dusk Till Dawn, afair reading from some QT interview.
>>223339569Kiyoshi Kurosawa is kino.
>>223335123Terrorvision is so good
>>223334364Goddamn that's a funny poster.
John Carpenter's Resident EvilI liked it.
>>223339855>my home is /vr/.Wow, I stopped by there once and thought only five people ever posted there.>>223342229kys
I just got screamed at by Freddy Krueger
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>>223343621> Wow, I stopped by there once and thought only five people ever posted there.Stay there.
When will Zach Cregger be able to hunt down Resident Evil fans for sport?
>>223343964When we start hunting down all leftistcucks like you
>>223343964Anyone that actually cares about RT, any review site, or any jewtuber, should kill themselves.
>>223335375This could be something neat. One thing I really enjoyed about Obsession was how sad it was deep down.>both director and main girl said that Nikki may have reciprocated Bear's feelings if he nutted up and confessed>whole reason he didn't was because he was sabotaged by his scumbag friend (who told him not to be honest or genuine with her so he could have a shot with her)>friend group imploded after he made the wish, everyone talking shit behind one another's back>goth girl dies right as she was finally accepted to art school>Bear continues down the path of being a cowardly rapist who fears any consequence of his actions>Nikki is freed; left traumatized in an active crime scene with her friends' blood on her handsYou can definitely do a "this is just a horrifying situation and it's very sad we ended up here" take on TCM, the original had that kind of bluntness to it.
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>>223344446actually I will rape you irl
best ghoul flicks?
> One thing I really enjoyed about Obsession
Just finished (The Ultimate Vampire). Typical silly and flimsy hopping vampire comedy with the omnipresent Lam Ching-Ying (I doubletaked twice making sure his name wasn't a racist joke I imagined). This one has a cute ghost (one of the Sex & Zen girls) fall in love with him. They really go for quantity, there's scenes with whole crowds of zombies laying siege to Lam's temple, they went nuts with the extras. Lots of laser effects, which are always appreciated. Nothing special.
Hey /hor/, kirking hard or hardly kirking?
> This one has a cute ghost
>>223344674Biden lost
>>223344648>>223344688Both those anons sound based.
>>223336362Like the other anon said, it's a very easy and fun to watch show if you're a big fan of his. It's a charming time capsule of that era.
>>223344648>>223344688Pathetic.
>>223338298He's also the Rabbi in Seinfeld, along with a cop in Police Academy
>>223344649kek I'm actually watching School on Fire right now (paused for a coffee) It also stars Lam
>>223345025not him but i never ever made that connection before despite watching police academy a million times
>>223344509When Good Ghouls Go Bad
>>223344779Good. He should have been more woke if he wanted to win.
>>223345138You’re mad.
>>223345108looks like fun
>>223345165You're projecting like a nasty jeet chained up in his canadian basement.
adding suspiria 1977, 2018 and 2040 to the banned list
TONIGHT IN NIGHT VISIONS A FAGGOT GETS KNEECAPED
>>223345336Why would I be projecting?
Banned movies on /hor/ (REVISED)>X (2022)>Lowlifes>Swallow>Skinamarink>Suspiria (2018)>Black Christmas (2019)>I Saw the TV Glow>Firestarter (2022)>Pulse (2006)>The Exorcist: Believer>Honeydew (2020)>Hippopotamus (2018)>Halloween Ends>Manos: The Hands of Fate>The Invisible Man (2020)>Zac Amico's Midnight Spook Show>A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)>Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma
>>223345616>Honeydew (2020)>Hippopotamus (2018)These were good
>>223345690No they weren't.
>>223345709You’re just mad these are good movies and don’t want to say so because you didn’t discover them
word on the street is Marty's doing a horra. you didn't hear this from me.
adding clementine (2019) and possum (2018) to the banned list
>>223345616>SwallowI liked this one
>>223345733This lol. >>223345843This one was fine
>>223345843>Genres: Thriller, Drama>Not hor
>>223345733>>223345843>>223345881Stop talking to yourself, freak.Thoughts on these movies?
>>223345902It is /hor/
Damn. I'm not a true crime dude at all so I had never heard about this case before.I don't know how much of this movie (mini-series 2 episodes) is real. They claim it all happened but I legit didn't know that the UK had fucking insane serial killer rapist torturers like this. Some messed up shit.seeing Dominic West as a complete sociopath was really cool too. I just knew him from The Wire.
Can we agree that Lee Cronin's The Mummy is the best horror movie of 2026?
>>223345934Not really. Genres: Drama Mystery Thriller
>>223345918/hor/ does not really like 80’s horror
>>223345952Disappointing. How do you secure unlimited funds to make basically your own Evil Dead meets Pet Sematary and still fuck it up even after making an actual Evil Dead movie?
>>223345960Don't speak on behalf of /hor/, it's literally just (You).
>>223345939idk but i could recognize emily watson immediately from the thumbnail. she has a very recognizable face. unfortunately true crime shit is extremely distasteful, shant watch.
no homo but eli roth is a pretty good looking guy
>>223339356
>>223345959It is horror, trust me.
>>223346081been months...thought i got perm banned...back in time for october...
>>223345165I don't worship losers like you do
>>223346083Go back.
>>223346019We don’t like the 80s and think it was a shitty decade in horror.
Be my victim.
>>223346177It is so funny, not one black person irl acts like the blacks in movies.
>>223346209They can barely form sentences irl
>>223346209>Random generalizationI'm a long time /hor/ chad AND I'm Black. Keep your stupidity and prejudice out of our genny.
>240plol wtf I could swear I watched this series in better quality than this over a decade ago
>>223346256hey, it's dr schlock
in this /hor/se we're so proud of Coolio being the first black man in a horror film in his breakout, country-healing role as Officer Starkey in the genre-defining film The Convent
>>223345996what didnt you like about it? i liked that it leaned hard into splatter in a refreshing way and was generally pretty effective at doing cool mummy stuff.
>>223346032it's the eyelashes. theyre dreamy.
>>223346256> stupidity and prejudiceYou actually believe that lol
>>223346363Pretty sure it was Tupac in Nothing but Trouble
>>223346363As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
>>223346447Stay there
>>223346365>leaned hard into splatterDid we watch different movies?and I honestly don't remember, I need to watch it again. It just didn't click with me at all. Not scary, no scenes, no cool gimmicks. And I love Evil Dead and Pet Sematary. I might have to watch it again right now.Same feeling when Eli Roth spent 20 years jerking off italian cannibal movies in interviews and whatnot then made The Green Inferno which wasn't very good at all. What?
>223346388>Retard begging for attention
>>223346488C U T E
>>223335289They look uncomfortable.
>>223346463the valley of the shadow of death is this life
>>223334911I read somewhere there's use of AIDid you notice anything anon?
>>223346543
>>223346610>>223346610>>223346610>>223346610>>223346610
>>223344446Isn't he literally brain damaged from being a druggy now?
>>223343050i thought it was the case because it was too much of a coincidence