What are some français kinos besides Le Pacte des loups?
>>223336021Is this bloodborne?
remember redhair girl is dead
>>223336088Sucks, she was so cute in that.
>>223336088Vaxxed?
>>223336021This and Ameile or whatever its called I think are it. You have probably seen it but gingersnaps is more Canuck Werewolf kino. 90s goth chick's though, so comfy but not as comfy.
>>223336135état de la crevaison?
>>223336021>be me>be a kid>watch this film>didn't understand a lick of it but it became my favourite film>be an adult>saw Mark Dacascos irl>he's a manletOh well. Drive is still awesome.
The Dreamers
Martyrs
>Le pack del loopsFirst time i watched it i thought it was 20 minutes too long. Rewatched recently and probably would've worked better as a 90 min movie.
>>223336021La Femme Nikita
>>223336021>Kiss Of The Dragon>Takenonly good ones I've ever seen and I say that as a frenchman
>>223336589I would think /tv/ would like the dreamers more since they are all hipster doofeses about movies.
Problemos.But France has pretty much stopped producing kinos,That being said, there's a quasi-genre that I like, idk how to call it, set in african suburbs and painting them in a surealist wayIn Les Miserables (2019), the cops are assaulted by hordes of "teens". The teens have no face, they are always covered up by their hood, they run and jump like zombies in 28, they throw everything they can get their hands on. At one point a cop see a little kid next to him and tell him to get safe, and the kid don't say anything and stab him in the leg with a kitch knife.In Bac Nord (2020), at one point the cops are raiding a drug den, and as they cross the holes in the appartment walls, the color change, it's like they enter a parralel world.In Athena (2022)...the entire move is a fever dream
>>223336021The movie was kinda lame compared to the actual historic story of the beast of Gévaudan.A movie focussing more on the hunt for the beast and leaving out any speculation about it's species and origins could be so much better than this conspiracy drama.
>>223336021>What are some français kinos besides Le Pacte des loup-ACKOK, pleb
>>223336169>In August 2023, after just one week of filming Olivier Meys' *La vie devant nous*, Émilie Dequenne was forced to leave the set to undergo emergency surgery[21],[22]. She was suffering from a very rare form of adrenal gland cancer known as adrenocortical carcinoma[23]—a disease that affects barely one or two people per million each year.Possible...
>>223336021>we want the bloodborne audience
>>223340611Pretty sure the movie came out years before.
>>223340640Ok Dark Souls audience then
>>223340640>we want the Le pacte des Loups audience
>>223336021TanguyDinner of foolsHidden talentTaxiA man escapedPierro the foolAndalusian dog
>>223336021This one
>>223336021
>>223338653>But France has pretty much stopped producing kinos,
>>223336021I would have said the new Count of Monte Cristo movie, but they completely fucked up Haydee's plot and fucking paired her with Albert.
>>223336069Yes.
>>223338653Pic related is certified kino
>>223336021If you like City Hunter, pic rel is a surprisingly great live action. The ones who made it clearly loved the series.And if you don't, go watch the original anime and read the manga.
Les Salaires de la Peur
>>223340852
top-tier french kinomakers: Jean-Marie Poiré, Gérard Oury, Paul Boujenah, Claude Zidi, Philippe Clair, the list goes on
>>223336069Unironically yes, this and Lovecraft are the main inspirations.
>>223341005France actually has negoes who have lived there for longer than the US exists.
>>223336021This is fairly recent too
>>223341051
>>223336021The Crimson Rivers
>>223340100You're brown, aren't you
La HaineThis was in the 3x3's of a lot of old /tv/
>>223341088>You're brown, aren't y-ACK>Tak!
>>223341129What do you call this esthétique?
>>223341232crass
>>223341056A good old gritty cop movie, it’s a solid entry in the genre.
>>223336021>>223338653>>223340770>>223340852Kino is german btw
>>223340075Crimson rivers and the big blue are reno classics that are pretty opposite ends of the genres.
>>223340762Was he right?Haven't seen the piano teacher but have seen the poster all the time.
>>223341155Fire extinguisher chemicals are incredibly toxic.
>>223341684yeah, if you're made of fire.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Trkxjp0qERg
>>223341665Something tells me there are gratuitous nudes in these movies.
Anything by Quentin Dupieux.
>>223340100>>223341155Hola enfermito. Te arrancaste de /pol/?
>>223340712Actually you got it backwards The creator said "fuck, I loved that movie. I'm going to make a game about it. Successful? I don't give a fuck if it flops, I'm doing this for me"
>>223336021The Lost Bullet trilogy is French action-kino. Kino fight and car stunts.
>>223344087sounds pretty based to me
I love how much he cared about his friend that was killed by those elites that he massacred a ton of them and got revenge for his homie.
>>223345174Its been 20 some years since I rented the mo in from blockbuster and just rember the staff fight being the coolest ever!
>>223336021Pedophile thread?
Kaizen
>>223336021St.Tropez filmsCity of lost childrenDobermann
>>223344755There is more than 3 Anon
>>223345649>bougnoule youtuberkys
>>223336021Claire Denis has good stuff. Beau Travail the best.
>>223336021I am surprised it hasn't been said yet. "Asterix mission Cleopatre" is a classic of French comedy films.Made in a better time of the French film industry. You should definitly watch it man.
>>223344755>3 films in 5 yearsWhat the heck, I'm French and this is the first time I've heard of this.
>>223345859Dobermann is underratedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGGSm2V0bsk
>>223346134Problem with this film is the French jokes / play on words / references that can hardly be translated. If you can't speak French or understand French culture you'll miss 90% of the films jokes.
>>223346164I've seen the first 2. I found them meh, but watchable. Didn't know there were a third.
>Not posted yet
>>223346305We don't discuss masterpieces here.
Practically invented kino
>>223336021leon ('94) is a /tv/ classic
>>223345916If you count the Alban Lenoir-action-cinematic universe, sure. Please do tell me names, I might discover some new stuff.>>223346164>>223346225The plot for the 3 films is sometimes retarded, but you can see on the screen they did (almost) everything for real. The BTS of how they did the stunts is almost as interesting as the movies themselves.
>>223336069It's so Bloodborne that it even has MYSTERY NIGGAS.
True Lies is a remake of thisLot's of comedies are classics but I can't tell if they hold up with translated subs: Les Trois Frères, Le Pari, Les Bronzés + les Bronzés Font du Ski, Le Père Noel est une Ordure, La Cité de La Peur
Also if you like Brotherhood of the Wolves check out Gans first feature film, it feels like a love later to oldschool action cinemaI was in a Q&A with Gans when Return to Silent Hill premiered and the guy seems alright though in hindsight he's kinda lost it with Returns. Too much of trying to please different people, like he was walking on eggs the whole time, and not enough guts and vision
>>223346219Might be true yes. I didn't think about that.The BD "Asterix et Obelix" has a lot of word play.
>>223346134>cast an italian to play a greekUh based?
>>223347527It's like 200 km away, probably the most historically accurate casting choice in the history of cinema.
>>223345649That recent French trend of YouTubers releasing extended YouTube vids in theaters needs to die. Nothing in your shitty documentary deserves to be considered a movie!
>>223347226Even as a Frenchman, I never bothered with this movie. Somehow I can't apreciate many Claude Zidi films.
>>223347725Not even this?>Tu sera flic, mon fils.>Ils sont tous gros!
>>223346305Kino costume ngl
>>223347324Gans has always been a great critic/film connoisseur and a nice dude, sadly he's not as good a director. I wish I knew what the fuck went wrong with Return to Silent Hill. He can't have watched his own footage and thought: 'yep, that will do'.
>>223347324>I was in a Q&A with Gans when Return to Silent Hill premieredWhat did you ask?Also Crying Freeman almost made my brother divorce with his wife, don't know why.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9gZ3oas8iE
>>223347812I checked his filmography, I have seen L'Aile ou la Cuisse (absolute classic that gets a TV broadcast at least once a year), Les Sous-Doués, his Asterix movie, and maybe 1 or 2 Ripoux movies, but that's it.
>>223336021OSS 117 films with Jean Dujardin.
>>223347954>>223347899I didn't get to ask anything, it was in the theater after the movie was shown and the place was full so not everyone got to ask questions. But I did make a report on /tv/ back then of everything that was said, I don't know if that can be found on some 4chan archive.I remember that he expressed discontent with the producers and that some ideas weren't his first choice or his choice at all. For instance the entire Cult thing originally was supposed to be just the girl's father filling that role but the actor was cut for budget reasons. Also Konami request the happy ending which he probably didn't like hence why the movie literally has multiple endings in succession. The doll being an aborted fetus, there was supposed to be more about that too.In the end it made me feel like he decided to stick to a lot of ideas even though they couldn't be fully realised, it's like instead of having the foresight to drop those ideas once it became clear they couldn't be done like he originally wanted, he decided to stick with them; but a great artist should also know when to cut something.
> A MIDDLE-AGED COCAINE ADDICT GETS STUCK IN A CLUB BATHROOM AFTER STEALING DRUGS WHILE TRYING TO WIN BACK HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND. HIS NIGHT SPIRALS INTO CHAOS THROUGH INCREASINGLY BIZARRE AND GROTESQUE EVENTShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpVmIl6A4YE
>>223348103Agreed with this one.
>>223348103If we're going for Jean Dujardin comedies, we might aswell talk about the Brice de Nice movies.Somehow Kelly Slater is aware of the first one and talked about it in an interview.
>>223348149WTF man it looks like a good movie. I love how sometimes you can start from something seemingly dumb and through great execution you can arrive at a something fun.
>>223348126>I don't know if that can be found on some 4chan archive.Do you remember the title of the thread, or a particular sentence you wrote? Even a part of a sentence, that's how I find my miserable posts lol
Puting in my word for the first 2 TAXI movies. Don't need to mention the other 2 or the reboot.I know they get recommended in every French movies thread. But there's a reason for that. Late 90's-early 00's Besson-produced movies were hits after hits.
>>223348349https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mmhjhek36w
>>223348276I posted and talked about these postcards we got as gifts
La Classe Américaine (1993)
>>223348383herehttps://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/217625706/#q217629604
>>223348470He's making movies with AI now: https://www.worldofreel.com/blog/2026/9/22/michel-hazanavicius-used-ai-to-shoot-his-wwi-set-the-third-hand-without-ai-its-10-days-of-shooting-with-it-its-two-days
>>223348255Only the first few minutes are good
The Guy Ritchie remake with Statham was nowhere near as good as the original.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGZ2UDltLeYAlso one of the best scenes in a zombie movie is from a french one.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uC-U1PzXOMM
>>223348380The fact Samy Naceri and Difenthal went from unknown to superstars in a fortnight thanks to those movies is great, sad it didn't hold up.Now Naceri is just an old dude that goes to cons, because of his criminal history (and actually having spend years behind bars for his crimes).Difenthal is coasting, as 50% of french actors nowadays, in one of the shitty 5-episodes-a-week soap operas our boomers can't seem to get enough of.The casting decisions in those Besson movies launched careers.
>>223348506>using AI to do something he could have done normallySad and Jewish
>>223340754It's pretty shit. Probably cool if you were a teenager 25 years ago.
>>223348684I was a teenager 25 years ago and even then i clearly saw how fucking retarded the movie was, BUT the stunts were fucking amazing and it's all that that movie needed to be interesting.
>>223348380Fuckin' based!
Some of the best visual comedy ever put to film
>>223336727Good thing that wasn't a lancer mag or the rounds would have gone flying out when she slapped it.
>>223341155Based Polish chud.
>>223346344Based beyond belief.Without any irony, one of the greatest films ever made about one of the greatest men in history and it's still mind-blowing.
>>223336021But that movie was shit.
Les Visiteurs is great (just 1 and 2, the reboots are shit)
>>223336088>>223336135Atleast she was preserved on film at her sexiest and in a kino film>>223336021I liked la fille d'artagnan, lots of nice shots of young Sophie marceau's tits and she plays D'artagnan's daughter
>>223340793Who gets Albert in the book? I completely forgot. Please tell me the count doesn't wind up with that cunt Marcedes
>>223350089you have low testyou have shit tasteyou are also brown
>>223350456>getting butthurt someone doesn't like a shit movieOkay, let's say I'm a black woman who likes vanilla ice cream.That movie is still shit, son.
>>223349372The scandal is not that Tati was overrated, but that he was rated at all. His movies are unwatchable artsy experiments, he's the Le Corbusier of cinema.
Murmur of the Heart (1971)
>>223336021>got recommended this by /tv/>looks cool and has mark decosco in it>cool main character>mc gets cucked by love interests own brother
>>223350546Monsieur Hulot is effectively just a proto-Mr. Bean. If that's too highbrow for you, I don't know what to tell you, man
90's edgy kino
>>223351811Jan Kounen can be a great visual director. I've been meaning to watch his Shrinking Man remake with Jean Dujardin. Any of you have watched it here?
>>223351545based cuck enablers
>>223336021That movie sucks.
>>223336021I saw some clips from Taxi series, but the dialect was too thick to understand what they were saying most the time. >>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fm567YGy5c
