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>>223336932
If you say the magic words.

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>>223337710
God I love sluts with no inhibition.

>>223336932
Girls like Brenda do.

>>223336932
The shit women will do with Chads without even knowing them for more than 5 minutes would drive an incel insane, like being exposed to something from a Lovecraft story.

>>223336932
brenda was a hoe who literally cheated on nate because her masseuse client had a big dick

I heard there's a theory about it. It's basically thta some guys are pussy magnets. You don't need to be Chad. or rich, or fit. It's just how it is. They just get sex.

>>223338388
>would drive an incel insane
>would
Incels are mad, because thanks to internet they glimpsed into the reality of Others.

>>223336932
I've had whatever this trope is called fatigue for at least ten years. It was a big factor in letting my Netflix sub lapse. It's like clockwork too, always in the very first episode.

>>223338423
Interesting theory. Do you have any studies about it?

>>223336932
I hate it when I'm trying to take a shit in the mop bucket and a couple comes in to have sex.

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>>223337710
>>223337791
>>223336932
I feel like in a just world they would both hang

>>223338503
The girls or the boys?

>>223336932
Looks like a supply closet.

>>223338503
Why

>>223338477
No, but there was a Seinfeld episode where Kramer had it.

>>223336932
>wet caution sign
lol, possibly even lmao

Casual sex disgusts me

>>223338531
Well Kramer seems very fuckable. He's pretty tall, not that bad looking, funny, creative and he has no limits.

Probably based on someone the fat jew writing it actually knew.

if the girls do coke before

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>>223338574
Not the guy who's a post-apocalyptic warlord but the guy who hangs out with him and gives him good advice and that's still considered pretty fuckable because it still gets you pretty far in a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

Yes girls actually decide within five minutes how far you'd get in a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

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>>223338424
Normies just hides behind masks, do you think they're happy that their wife fucked a bunch of men with higher status than them before they met but they didn't want her so she had to settle for him? And she would swap him out in a heartbeat if a man with higher status asked?

No, they just smile and accept it because that's what you have to do to be socially acceptable in 2026.

>>223336932
If a woman is horny and she likes how you look, yeah, they'll have sex if you make a move. Crazy shit. I cried for weeks when I found this out.

>>223338754
>Crazy shit. I cried for weeks when I found this out.
Kinda makes you lose your respect for them.

Halt and Catch Fire did it better

>>223338754
Why cry though?

>>223338781
I get it but that's like losing respect for your employee because they accept payment for their work. Or something. I get it but don't wait until you're 30 or some shit to stop being afraid of women/sex, your life is worse off.

>>223338781
If you don't put women in a pedestal, they will unironcially like you because most are surrounded by simps

learned that from a friend that you should be nonchalant towards women

>>223338846
>but don't wait until you're 30
Too late

>>223338847
>learned that from a friend that you should be nonchalant towards women
>act disinterested in women
>shy women never say anything to you
>whores always make a move anyway.
Yeah what a winning strat

>>223338917
You have to always make some sort of move but then act like you also have five other options and then it's all gucci.

>>223338917
check out John Nash over here

>>223338966
>John Nash
Literally who?

>>223338944
>gucci
Sorry I don't buy into nigger fashion

>>223337710
How can you let a woman you do not know suck on your penis line this ?
You should take several week, multiples date and such before becoming a couple and then maybe having sex, as a monogamous couple (and even then, waiting for marriage is better)
Casual sex is hideous, it's for prostitutes and junkies

>>223336932
Jill Valentine ??

>>223339219
tried it casually twice, didn't like it too
i prefer sex with someone i love

>>223339219
Well it feels pretty nice when cute girls suck your penis.

>>223337710
>"sex scene"
>look inside
>shot from the back where the only explicit nudity is the dude's ass
I would really appreciate it if Hollywood would stop doing this

>>223338440
The fact that you ever had a Netflix sub in the first place means your opinion is worthless. Add to the fact that you used the “I have * fatigue” meme - super faggot.

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>>223338574
Larry wrote him based on Kenny Kramer, a real guy who they had to pay likeness rights to and several episodes were based on things surrounding his real life. Like the reality tour and the TV show.
Larry has never been fat.

>>223340382
>Larry has never been fat.
By American standards.

you forget that she is a prodigy psycho

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>>223339219
Are you being serious?
Wow, are you Rod Flanders all grow'd up?

>>223340397
Post a fat Larry then.

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>>223340400
Well those are the ones that fuck best.

in my 20 years of dicking i've only ever met 1 woman who was willing to have sex with me

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>>223340405
Not morbidly obese whale but a regular old person who would by all reasonable standards be bit overweight.

Desu I thought that he was a bit fatter than he actually is.

>>223336932
yes
you don't hate roasties enough

>>223337710
Sauce?

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Owari da???? or nah?

>>223340469
I love roasties when they act like Brenda though.

I've had blowjobs in club bathroom's after only just meeting them. Ugh this thicc eurasian, I bust in her mouth and then after security banged on the door.

>>223341043
Imagine if the security were cute girls looking at your throbbing penis.

>>223337710

I remember getting a blowjob from a woman within an hour of getting to a new year's eve party
I of course fell in love, but she just ignored me and was making out with another guy 3 hours later lol
looking back she might have been doing a lot of cocaine

>>223337710
While Paul was helping her with the medical

Who was driving the boat?

>>223336932
the puta ones do

>>223336932
yes

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>>223336932
I took pictures of Nate to my barber and asked to get that cut. Only thing is I don’t know how he gets his hair to defy gravity like that.

>>223336932
I gave up on Six Feet Under in the middle of season 2. At a certain point I just stopped caring.

>>223342754
Its called product

>>223342765
The overwhelming faggotry is the reason. Beneath that is a decent show, but I totally get it.

>>223337710
>L cuts the transition
why are movies not allowed to be fun anymore?

>>223338531
didn't he get rid of the kavorka in the nun episode? How did he become a sex-magnet again?

>>223336932
6'3 sex haver here, yeah that's pretty common, actually filtering out dirty hoes is a job

>>223342754
my brother has this kind of hair and he puts some kind of light mousse in it as it dries to get it to keep volume. Just ask a hairdresser (not a barber, those guys don't know shit usually)

>>223343571
I don’t absolutely hate the gay shit. I think it’s more the premise. It’s a fucking funeral home. The only way that’s an interesting concept is if you love the characters. I like them but I don’t love them.

On the other hand I once dated the general manager of a chain of funeral homes around here and she said it’s accurate, so that’s cool.

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>>223344402
I use product and I have no idea how it just goes over his forehead like an awning.

>>223344804
nta, honestly that might just be natural, I know a guy who is kinda balding but the front of his hair looks exactly like that and I am 100 percent sure he doesn't bother putting in any product at all, the dude uses that 3-in-1 shampoo thing.

>>223336932
That broken thot does. Couldn't stand her character, especially when she starts fucking half the town and then whines about the consequences

>>223338831
The red pill is a tough one for many to swallow. I didn't cry but was pretty depressed for a while when everything clicked.

>>223338847
It's called abundance mentality. The idea that if this woman doesn't keep your interest, there's a dozen women in line behind her. Don't ever treat a woman like if you lose her you'll never get laid again.

>>223345179
One of the most accurate female depictions in television history.

>>223339545
Same. Was actually depressed after my one night stands and it was more of self loathing and disgust than anything else.

>>223337710
>[intriguing vocalization]

>>223345154
Damn, Nate’s just a gigachad then. Michael C. Hall is handsome but Nate just mogs him.

>>223336932
this was written by a gay man and it absolutely how gay men have sex so that tracks. i listened to the commentary once and alan ball says he just loves smash cutting to over the top sex because he thinks it's funny, same reason it happens in american beauty and maybe the reason he was a producer for banshee.

>>223338990
kevin nash's brother

>>223345537
The Kevin Nash that was raped by niggers?

>>223342765
When it stopped being about the business and more about soap opera drama (gay/feminist edition) was tragic. Loved how the early episodes went into detail about how to prepare the body, logistics around setting up the wake, etc

>>223345704
Well when you've seen it you've kinda seen it.

>>223345704
Yeah it just seemed like the same rehashed plot lines every episode, and didn't seem to be building towards any sort of satisfying conclusion

>>223339545
>>223345266
I’ve left my FWB sad some nights despite having a great time. I just don’t love her. Having sex with her is just fancy masturbation.

>>223338723
What no pussy does to a niggas perception of life lmao

>>223340402
Lmaooo

>>223336932
Yes, unironically.

>>223345266
I haven't had many ONS, but the only two I regret are specifically because the girls were ugly. You feel gross the next day as soon as you're away from her. I suppose sometimes even the best of us have to bang uggos.

>>223345926
Even cute girls?

>>223345883
I’ve seen chads marry divorced mothers of two. Incels just have no concept of how people actually work. Normie men aren’t thinking “oh no! My wife wasn’t a virgin when we married” because neither were they. They think sex is normal, not something that ruins a person’s soul.

>>223337076
You gotta give it to OP; at least he changes the text every time he posts this thread. Some spammers copy-paste the same text every time.

>>223337710
why don't i ever meet these sluts ... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>>223346364
You've probably met at least three that gave really clear hints, you just didn't notice it.

>>223346311
All women are wired the same and will break any rules or standards they set if they find a guy attractive enough.

>>223337710
Did this hag write the script. Why would this young man want anything to do with her fucking old ass.
This is some hag fantasy. You can tell by the writing

>>223337710
>you're somewhere where no one knows you
>you're unlikely to ever meet the person again
really awakens the whore in a woman, I guess

>>223346470
I would.

>>223339219
>How can you let a woman you do not know suck on your penis line this ?
because it feels really good

>>223346500
That's literally the easiest way to get laid since there are no social consequences.

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I'm 100% sure chads do this because I've managed to pull off stuff as an ugly tall skinny with broad shoulders. I know I'm ugly because I've been told that throughout my life. But I've always went for it and got rejected so many times.
I know I'm ugly because as a teenager all my friends were getting laid, and I tried asking out the same girls before my friends did, and my friends with zero effort fucked them.

I've managed to convince a girl at a party to let me come back to her place.
I've managed to convince a tinder date to let me come over to her place on the first date.
I managed to convince a girl I ghosted for years to have sex with me on our first meetup together.

So maybe you guys will say the height helped. The only thing I've ever gotten compliments on are my body and height.
Maybe if I had small shoulders and was bald. I wouldn't be able to pull it off.

I've also seen other ugly dudes get girls.
But this is about chads being able to get girls within minutes, I believe it. Especially if youre famous. Dont forget that famous tarantino story, where this girl was trying to fuck jamie foxx or some other a-lister but tarantino tagged along instead and she was bummed out about it. Then wrote about how he had a small dick and only wanted to masturbate to her feet.

There are also videos of chads with cameras or even meta glasses approaching girls, asking to kiss them, etc. And some are fake, yes. But the ones that are real, you know. And all the fucking chuds seethe and say its all fake. No, not when a dude is approaching everyone from 18 year olds to 50 year olds and they're all doing it.
Lurk moar.

There was a dude I met and was friends with, he was literally the funniest dude I ever met in my entire life. Much funnier than most comedians and I've never seen anyone more beloved and able to carry a conversation.

I don't know how he did it but he always got me laughing, and he'd get all the women laughing, even if they were fucking the most sullen angry middle aged women.

I don't know how he did it.
He was fat in a jack black way and I guess you could say his looks were jack blackish. He wasn't tall either, maybe 5'9.

And the strange thing is, I've even seen it myself. Pretty girls were asking him out. He even let me tag along with him when he was just cold appraching women and getting numbers left and right, or even ditching me to just date them right then and there.

Then he'd tell me screenshots and send me proof and stuff.

It has to also do with wit. Because for one girl I hooked up with and had sex with on the firs tdate, HE WAS MY GHOST WRITER before I even met up with her. He actually did this for me for many many women.

I even suggested to him I get some ear piece and he radio and tell me what to say. LIke in that black mirror episode.

The truth is a lot of the people you meet in life are really really fucking unfunny, especially women. No wit, fucking repeat the same tired boring jokes they heard elsewhere. Literal NPCS. Not saying I'm any better.
But most people are fucking boring.
Someone like that is someone everyone wants to be around cause you'll never get bored.
Never let someone like that go, cause they'll help you get laid.

>>223346709
I've known a guy that was a bit unhinged and not that tall or pretty but he actually just walked up to girls and asked if they want to kiss him and then he got engaged to someone at an insane asylum. And it worked like... from what I saw maybe 5% of times but he just did it and by doing that he had girls around him.

Then the guys who actually look like Johnny Depp will have girls literally lining up to suck their dick and some of the friends are like "couldn't happen, he's shy and borderline autistic" but then he looks like Johnny Depp so I just accepted that drunk girls probably actually instigated threesomes with him.

>>223346850
Yeah this is pretty much how it goes. Not all of them are into it since some girls are pretty stupid but generally being fun and smart and saying original stuff that makes them laugh or masturbate makes them do irrational things and suddenly you have a folder of high school bathroom ass to mouth videos.

Very easy to imagine that Norm Macdonald could have fucked all the pretty actresses that he makes laugh and very easy to imagine that he didn't really care to do that. Or maybe he did.

>>223338723
Men cheat more than women.

>>223338781
Why? Sluts are awesome

>>223347053
Johnny Depp, Norman Reedus, Keanu Reeves and Jason Mamoa
These four, I don't know what it is about them. But a lot of women I've met really love these four.

>>223347247
Norm wasn't funny to women.

>>223346850
I don't know if it's wit, it's just conversation. I've heard guys and girl's have the most inane conversations with each other and feel the tension, or at least they were inane to me. I spent two years not talking to anyone except what was required and I've just lost any ability to have a conversation more than a couple minutes. I could get a lot of girls at work, but I've just lost that ability to connect. I wish women would be direct with their interest, but only fatties do that and I'm just not interested.

>>223347521
You just know that the girl on Conan who had done some shit movie wanted to fuck him.

>>223347381
The fact that women are vehemently opposed to mandatory DNA testing of infants would lead one to believe otherwise. Realistically, a lot of men are being cheated on but their refusal to acknowledge it is the main impetus for the belief that men cheat more. A cheated on woman is a "victim", a cheated on man is a "loser who couldn't keep her". Also similar to how men are likely to be abuse victims at a higher rate than statistics show but most men are embarrassed by the idea of admitting to being beaten by a woman so they keep quiet about it.

>>223347521
He got his fair share of women.

>>223346470
It's just a quick bj, anon, and it's not like she's grotesque.

Almost 30 and I've never had real sex...

>>223347635
He was gay.

>>223347788
And he still got his fair share of women in-between the dicks.

>>223347758
So you've only had fake sex?

>>223347822
The majority of people have had fake sex.

>>223347822
I've had rubbings and blowjobs as a kidbut never any finishes

>>223346709
I've managed to get laid more (from good looking women, didn't think this needed to be spelled out whose bragging about fucking fatties) when i got a beer belly and just said whatever i wanted when i started drinking heavily after covid. before i was /fit/ with a mick jagger-ish look and my longest relationship during that time was my right hand. women are weird

>>223347815
He wasn't into sex with women.

>>223347788
Prove this.

>>223340168
you should try to watch movies from from latin america. argentina is currently my fave country for films.

>>223338675
>fantasy: i want a post-apocalyptic warlord type
>reality: i live in fear because he has no impulse control and escalates to extreme violence over the smallest inconveniences

>>223347623
>The fact that women are vehemently opposed to mandatory DNA testing of infants
source?

>>223347521
>Norm wasn't funny to women
you have 0 idea what women find funny, besides your tiny penis of course.

Why did we ever let women forget that they owe us sex?

>>223342754
My hair is like this, though shorter atm. It's just thicker hair is all.

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>>223336932
ive sucked so many cocks in grindr it's not even funny
and the weird things is that im straight

>>223347873
I've felt the same. Like the looks obviously help but some unhinged mood where you just start talking about how women shouldn't have rights and we should just put you over the table and whip your asses because if we let women have rights then we suddenly have Hitler in power and then they're kinda "mmh, why don't you put us over the table then" and you're kinda "oh it's actually an invitation now".

The tiktok girl talking about wanting a postapocalyptic warlord makes a lot of sense and I've only dated artists and doctors.

>>223340510
Sirens (2025)

>>223348067
And it seems to also help if you slap them. And this is something that I don't suggest to everyone because it probably doesn't work for everyone and you might end up in jail but it often works and then it goes back to the postapocalyptic warlord thing and what the fuck why can't they just be easier. Makes you want to slap them again.

>>223347942
Women, whenever the idea is brought up they start ranting about how that would show that men don't trust women.

>>223347933
Now you assume that women wouldn't enjoy living in fear with someone violent and without impulse control.

>>223348269
Women want men who can use violence to subdue those around him, with her being the most privileged of the subdued, that requires an ability to use violence wisely and for intelligent ends. A man who is just violent out of nowhere might be fun for a while but eventually she is going to want to live a life of luxury, a life that makes other women jealous.

>>223347965
Norm was a comedian's comedian. Women aren't into that. Sorry.

>>223347923
His memoir only mentions gay sex. He described sex as gross. He was a self professed deeply closeted gay man.

>>223348067
yeah i think it comes down to for lack of a better term 'rizz' or more importantly saying what you want with conviction and not backing down. i never venture into politics but i have had a hook up with light arguing all night then then girl initiated. more often than not though it's humor/banter which you can't really fake, though i have gotten away with the 'you have pretty eyes' line twice i think. one time i told this girl i wanted to kiss her and we just left the bar kek. tbf for every success there's lots of failures too but on the whole i get laid more often with prettier girls and i look worse. i just find it interesting and should be talked more on here for people who feel like they'll be forever alone

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chuds will never know

>>223349807
>can't see tomboy tits
disappointing

>>223350071
the rest of that was fucking glorious
used to be a rotating gif in here back before trannies took over the site
she had bigger ones than the frame showed
shame

Being 6'2 with a decent and athletic, I never had issues hooking up, especially being one of the few in the club not peacocking or a guido. The period when I was unemployed was wild. Easily bagged the hottest women I did. Not sure why.

>>223340168
stop being misogynist and let women see naked men and kill their 3 kids

>>223347942
France bans dna testing.

>>223336932
My personal best was 45 minutes from meeting to balls beep in some slut. She liked my car but so did a lot of her friends. I chose her because she wasn't the 10/10 cheerleader and I think that's what worked. She got to walk by her frenemies and go with the guy that was ignoring them. She might have been bordering on being a butterface but she had a gymnast's body. After a trip to Dairy Queen we drove around for a while she bitched about how she hated her friends. I just let her vent and we were in the backseat in under an hour. No condom and I dumped a bucket of jizz in her. We dated for about a year. The 45 minutes thing was something SHE bragged about to my friends.

>>223337710
seems legit

>>223349807
You mean....le boomers actually want to fuck le leftist girls?

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>>223338754
Isn't it the same thing for men? If you like how a woman looks and she made a move, wouldn't you fuck her?

this >>223339219
>>223337710 is an incel fantasy of jewish directors who either have to coerce women into sex or only get it from Yente

IRL a man who gets pussy isn't so obsessed with it they're willing to risk genital herpes letting some random whore suck their dick

>>223336932
Yeah, just ask your mom.

>>223347933
It's strange how "abusive boyfriends" or "wife beaters" are never single for more than a month

Yes.
Normie chicks will come down with a temporary terminal case of megaslut if the guy is (apparently) attractive, is packing major dick, is clever or at least "charming" and can keep a secret or won't be in her social circle.

And the sheer volume of milfs, foids, dorky chicks that you would find on 4chan(yes yes no girls), and yes seemingly sweet grannies who're hot or stacked for their age, and lesbians (yes this includes mega bulldykes who are unbelievably easy) i've gotten to plow is absurd.

In case you couldn't tell I was a massive degenerate manwhore.

>>223349768
>saying what you want with conviction and not backing down
I try not to go into politics but I've had a girl outright say that this is attractive after I argued for my chud opinions instead of immediately backing down like apparently most people do.

Though one time I started impulsively listing Mossad war crimes and Jewish genetic traits because I've used too much 4chan and now have a list in my head and it was like "kek it still just makes them want to fuck me because I actually feel strongly about Ahmed Bouchikhi". Probably wouldn't work with everyone though.

>>223353233
With tits like that.

>>223354779
>IRL a man who gets pussy isn't so obsessed with it they're willing to risk genital herpes letting some random whore suck their dick
Ehh, feels pretty good though. Actually better than penetration.

women prefer men based on LMS. if you dont have any of the 3 they will ignore you since the woman will look for a superior specimen. When I was in HS and college no matter how hard I tried and talked to women I never got phone numbers or any attention back from them. Once I got my career and a ton of money women started to show interest in me but the women were all low value.

>>223337710
>pantry and I'm assuming a kitchen for a 2 hour ferry ride
Do Amerifats really need to eat that often?

>>223338423
The overlooked difference is that Chad receives unsolicited bjs. Sex is generally much easier especially through mild persuasion, but bjs are one sided submission by the chick that necessitate their mental state finds a guy worthy of worship basically. It's common that gfs or wives will have regular sex with a bf but rarely if ever give bjs, unless they're just slutty, because they don't respect the bf consciously or more often subconsciously. Something to be aware of. And a gf who stops giving head if she initially did is cheating or considering it, 8 times out of 10.

>>223353233
The attractive ones, yes.

>>223341362
>I remember getting a blowjob from a woman within an hour of getting to a new year's eve party
>I of course fell in love
kek

>>223355717
Some girls just like sucking dick though. But it probably helps that I also like licking them from various places until they tremble and beg me to stop.

Funny thing is that one girl started wondering that why I don't spank her anymore and I was like "well because you obviously didn't like it and you said it " and she was like "yes but..." and she probably was afraid that I would leave her if I don't want to hit her anymore and it's kinda like what the fuck why do girls work like that. Sucked dick very well after getting hit too.

>>223347381
He never mentioned cheating you illiterate cuck

>>223345883
Cope

Cuck-coded thread

>>223346313
Normies are wrong about a lot of things

I only made it 50% of the way through this red pilled thread. It's like a textual version of the first time you see Clerks and hear how many dicks that fucking whore had sucked. But it's worse, those 47 guys are the guys that are getting their dicks sucked by 99% of women. It's the 99% of men who rarely get fucked vs the 1% who fuck tons of different women thus fucking them over psychologically and making them into terrible wife material for some 99%er. 99% of women who WANT to get fucked are living in a fucking alternate reality where they pluck men like fruit off of trees. It's beyond easy for them so they keep fucking and sucking the 47 guys that the whore sucked from Clerks. There is that 1% girl out there but by the numbers she also has her pick of the 99% because she's picky and virginal and hasn't realized how much fun whoring is for women.
For those of us in the 99% this realization will change who you are as a person fundamentally. We're wired for sex as much as any person but women hold all the fucking cards. Anyone who even bothers to fuck with them at this point is a fool and a traitor.

>>223348152
>Sirens (2025)
can't wait to hurry up and miss that!

>>223347623
>men are embarrassed by the idea of admitting to being beaten by a woman
Cause women have similar strength to a 10 year old boy. It’s a non issue.
And men do cheat more it’s just a fact. When women cheat the majority of the time it’s a colleague or an ex. If they don’t have a lot of exes and don’t work outside the home there’s not a lot of motive or opportunity. Women aren’t that into sex. They like it obviously but the don’t seek it out. If a gigachad happens to present himself and take the initiative then sure, but those guys are 1/10,000 and have tons of other options anyways.

>>223336932
like, on average? no, but I'd say about 25-30% of the female population are just the most insanely trashy sluts you can imagine and will absolutely fuck strangers in filthy bathrooms if you happen to say the right thing while they're horny (which they usually are)

>>223356582
Kek I once had a girl say how many dicks she had sucked and I really wanted to ask "in a row?" but I just asked if she's seen Clerks and she said that she hadn't. But she probably would have considered it funny.

Sucked dick pretty well though and asked for instructions and if she's doing anything wrong.

>>223356653
Not interested in hearing about it, pretty fucking gross.

>>223356670
Yeah but I was interested in saying it.

>>223348245
Women really really care about what others think of them. Wanting a DNA test means you think they are basically evil. Of course they have a problem with it.

>>223336932
There's a reason pre-nup is so common that there are jokes about it. Women ARE going to cheat.

>>223346364
in real life these sluts are overwhelmingly like 3/10 girls and most men just don't register them as sexual candidates at all in the first place. as an example, I knew a guy in my local social scene who was an infamously promiscuous sex pest, and everyone knew about it. he tried fucking every girl he met. most of the girls said no, and most people never met the girls he slept with, but I knew him better than most and he showed me pics of the girls he succeeded with, and 90% of them were pushing 250lbs, some over 300lbs, and the ones who weren't obese were what we called double baggers (one bag over her head and another over your own just in case hers falls off). he had zero standards, nor did the women who said yes to him.

>solo traveling overseas and on Tinder
>literally haven't had sex in 9 years
>meet a girl and have some drinks in the park
>make out there a bit
>ride bikes back to my hotel
>make out more and she starts touching my cock
>tell her to use her mouth as I'd never had a bj before
>she says don't cum in mouth as she doesn't like the taste
>nut in her mouth in like 30 seconds
>she just laughed and said my cum isn't too bad
>won't fuck as at the end of period so we just sleep
>ready to fuck in the morning and absolutely pound the fuck out of her
>fuck twice a day for a week before leaving

She actually was a bit chubby but that made doggy really great. Good times.

>>223336932
Yes.

>>223346850
Truly, a modern Cyrano de Bergerac

>>223356582
>So you're saying 95% of the population is undatable?
>UNDATABLE
>Then how are all these people getting together?
>Alcohol

>>223356725
Pre-nup is about money. If you have a button called “divorce” and it magically gives a woman hundreds of thousands of dollars she’s probably gonna press it…

>/tv/ - Television & Film?
/tv/ - Television & Film?
>/tv/ - Television & Film?
/tv/ - Television & Film?
>/tv/ - Television & Film?
/tv/ - Television & Film?

>>223356621
>Women aren’t that into sex
...

I'm saving myself for a 10. After decades of slavish hard work and self improvement I will make her worship me and laugh and laugh and laugh

>>223356789
I don't bother anymore. This website is only getting browner.

>>223341362
>was making out with another guy 3 hours later
Another man tasted your cock anon, how does that make you feel?

>>223356647
I was once getting my dick sucked in the bathroom by this chick I just met at the bar. She had just put her mouth on it and got a couple of head bobs in before the bouncer busted in and kicked us out because it was closing time.

>>223356789
hide the thread and participate in threads you like instead of being a whiny wannabe janny, faggot.

>>223356794
They aren’t. Just look at the sex lives of lesbians vs that of faggots. A lot of women could take it or leave it. They get horny for basically a few days of their hormonal cycle and otherwise are more focused on other things like chocolate cake.
Women just aren’t nearly as into sex as men. They really like the validation that comes from it and they talk about it constantly because they see their desirability as this important thing that gives them worth as a human being.
Plus then you account for hormonal birth control and the 50% of them on SSRI’s…

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>>223337710
Meghann Fahy is relentlessly pretty

I do not enjoy blowjobs and it makes me MAD
I can't ever imagine one making me come

>>223356789
This probably put the seventh Obsession thread out of the catalogue so it's all good.

>>223356789
>/tv/ - Obsession and Chud's Speculating

>>223356945
>relentlessly
relentlessly whorish

>>223357057
Afraid if chuds don't speculate then no one does it. Plato would be called a far right fascist faggot chud nowadays.

>>223356970
i love em. the best gf i ever had was really self conscious about her vagina and sucked me off daily to compensate for not wanting to have sex, little did she know I enjoyed blowjobs more than sex either way.

>>223357179
>he thinks
ugh, patriarchy much?

>>223336932
It happened to me once and im a cyborg in /r9k terms

Chads are (or were before metoo) drowning in pussy anondo

>>223357212
Ending patriarchy was the biggest mistake we made before AI.