They need to reboot Columbo or do any detective show with based Kyle Chandler as the lead right now because if that Surf Dracula slop on HBO proved anything, it's that he's unbelievably enjoyable to watch.
>>223340162His daughter has anime girl eyes.
Cast her.
>>223340312Hunter Schafer
>>223340213She cute
>columboI'd watch that
>>223340162>Kyle ChandlerI've loved this guy since Early Edition. Why hasn't he ever gotten a more steady gig? You occasionally see him here or there, but not in a popular show or as the leading guy anymore.Haven't watched the Lanterns yet, though.
>>223340438Don't bother, it's just depressing slop. But Kyle is excellent in it with what he has to work with, which is putrid dogshit. He had Bloodline which was pretty successful but forgotten now and was in two Godzilla movies, and I'd say he has steady gigs. But sadly, the reason him and other based Southern actors don't get more prominence is because they're Southern. Los Angeles is a fucking pozz shithole and unless you get into the dirt, you won't get an abudance of gigs. But still, people know him, and I would say he's definitely A-list by virtue of his Emmy and Friday Night Lights which still hits like crack 20 years later.
>>223340512Lanterns is fun though
>>223340601If you're a braindead faggot, which you are.
>>223340438He's the best part of a bad situation.It's just another series where they take a classic hero known for being hopeful and good, and turning him into a bitter old morally grey/evil dick past his prime.
>>223340607Ow the edge
>>223340624Good thing is he will probably get another Emmy out of it.
>>223340624So they take a boring character and make him interesting? Cool, I'll make sure to check it out
Okay but make him bald
>>223340726>Kill yourself, you waste of life.
>>223340726>why yes i love sucking BBC how could you tell
Ryan johnson can do it, he had columbo like show Poker Face that was cancelled because lead actress fell off the wagon
>>223340740Why would I do that and deprive myself of the next exciting episode of Lanterns premiering Sunday nights at 9:00 p.m. ET on HBO Max?
>>223340847Let me guess, your black boyfriend will give you a good sodomizing right after to celebrate another awesome episode of goyslop?
>>223340869Not to kink-shame but I'm not really interested in hearing about your sexual fantasies
>>223340213>>223340350It sucks that Variety fiasco probably cost her a lot of jobs she would've gotten after Alien: Earth. It was such an unnecessary thing too.
>>223340162yeah he's great, been missing him since FNL but can't bring myself to watch lanterns. i just hate the boring-looking setting, there are nicer places in the midwest isn't there
>>223340162He's one of the finest actors alive but is always wasted on shit products.
>>223340892Oh, okay, I got it, you will watch as your black boyfriend sodomizes your wife's black son?
>>223340902This is really a thing with you isn't it
>>223340901>>223340897He was simply born too late. In the 70's/80's, if he was in his prime, he would've been a top A+ lister and on Oscar-winning movies and money makers. Just the wrong time. Glad to have him even so.
>>223340896qrd?
>>223340896QRD?
I'm not sure if I like this show or not
>>223340438>Why hasn't he ever gotten a more steady gig?He was a lead in Friday Night Lights and Bloodline and has been in quite a few other series.
>>223340938>>223340943>was supposed to do a front page Variety cover photoshoot with Noah Hawley (the faggot showrunner) and Timothy Olyphant>she thought some of the questions were "inappropriate" as they were 2 men, 1 woman>they offered to change them to accomodate her>she then gave them her own questions for the interview>obviously it doesn't work like that>she still ghosted it anyway and said she was "sick">so they had to do a cover shoot without the fucking lead of the show>Variety got super pissed and she had to apologize>Kyle probably had to tard wrangle herIt was just a really stupid nonsensical mess she made for herself. It may seem like a nothing burger to some but pissing off the biggest trade in town is not an enviable situation. if you pull stunts like this, people cool on you big time and don't want to deal with you if you are liable to embarrass the production or people involved. while probably not blacklisted in any way, it's still a huge fuckup that probably dented her momentum.
>>223341026hah dumb cunt >a bloo bloo why did they ask me questions related to my sex :(
>>223340162Pretty sure his direction for lanterns was "Do Columbo if he was an asshole".
A lot of handholding in Lanterns to tell a shitty story so far.
>>223341026unless the questions were >what hole do you want to be creampied inthen she should've done the interview. whats wrong with women
>>223341050We don't even know what the questions were but that she also had a problem with her being the only woman there with 2 men and wanted someone else there with her but they didn't want to because they were getting the most notable people involved, her (the lead), the showrunner and Olyphant who's a big TV star.
>>223340952then fuck off until you do
>>223341026sounds like normal nepo baby behavior to me
His character in lanterns would have been a good foil in an actual buddy cop series instead of the half-assed horseshit that is lanterns. If stewart and the halogram don't spend 99% of the last two episodes knocking shit around with the ring then the entire concept was fucking wasted and could have been a regular detective show instead
>>223341026>while probably not blacklisted in any wayI don't know, standing up your own variety cover shoot is really stupid and people have been put on a blacklist for less but good thing people love her daddy otherwise she'd have to go wait tables.
>>223341111It didnt help that Stewart was so unbelievably boring to watch in his robot mode, the last episode was the first time I actually thought of him as a person/character and not set dressing.
>>223341111CheckedBut I'm sorry to say the last two episodes will be total nothing burgers that will have people talking in rooms and revealing the plot through just saying it out loud. No green constructs, no action scenes. Just a cliffhanger that Sinestro is making a yellow ring meant for a S2 that will never happen because ratings went off a cliff and the entire Pedoverse is being rebooted by Paramount anyway.
>>223341111he obviously orchestrated the entire funeral just so he could open the vault, he doesn't care about having him as a companiondon't be retarded
>>223341154I wouldn't go that far, retard. He very much has a respect for Hal. Of course, this doesn't equate to an overt liking but he respects him and thinks of him as someone that understands him. Admiration is the furthest thing away from understanding. Also, he was very shook up when he heard Hal died and also shed a tear for him when he found him. But no, a retard like you can't grasp subtlety. If anything, 2016 Halogram, who was less jaded and nicer, is when we will see overt friendship between the two.
>>223341154I'm always in awe of anon's ability to pick an unsolicited argument out of an irrelevant post
>>223341026Yeah, Kyle had to do a lot of phone calls to get people not to put her on a blacklist.
>>223341147I did a double take when he almost called his brother a dumb dirty ape nigga
Im glad lanterns wasnt cookie cutter buddy cop show that was scared to piss off comic book fans. It would be so cheesy if Hal learned the errors of his ways and gave away the ring to john
>>223341231Thats said let's watch the season finale before I let the show off the hook, John can get the ring in some really retarded way
>>223341231>I'm glad my goyslop was extra goysloppy, subversive and demoralizingGood goy. As a thank you for your profitless shilling, we will rape and kill you anyway but gently.
>>223341248Fallout was pandering to fans and it was shitty
>>223341265>Fallout was pandering to fans No it wasn't
>>223341231my only real complaints are them fucking with how the ring selects people, and the change to being fearless rather than overcoming fear
>>223341265fans loved it so much they gave it a second season and ceos breathing down todd howards neck wanting him to make another fallout game to maximize profits
>>2233412651. It wasn't. It was made by people who knew nothing about the IP but still despised it just cause, just like Lanterns.2. It was shitty, that's the only true thing you said.>>223341293Yeah, it's all fucked up. The ring didn't choose you because you were a stone cold psychopath who didn't flinch at anything but because you had great courage to OVERCOME fear, not having already overcame it. Also, there doesn't have to be just one GL on Earth. Such bullshit.>>223341295>t. schizo shill
>hal jordan is a bum who barely keeps his ring charged let alone uses it>john isn't even a full lantern>guy is a glorified cameoWhy is the show called lanterns if it isn't about green lanterns? Who are the lanterns? Are we the lanterns?
>I share a board with "people" that are still watching the "AYO FUCK WYPIPO" show
Honestly, I'm just glad that the gay community finally got a Green Lantern show of their own.
>>223341322The show is about what every show/movie is these days: demoralization/time wasting for goyim.
>>223341322The real Lanterns were the bad episodes of boring shit we watched along the way.
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