>>223345030Why would I pay for anything when the audio dramatization is free on YouTube?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRsUmnhZYUIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TAIgha1R-o
>>223345030why the fuck would the shift the timeline that's retarded enough to be believable
>>223345030>another racist attack on White culture by cultural parasites who refuse to come up with their own anything under a belief that anything White is theirs to turn Black. It's so fucking fatiguing.........
>>223345132So they can be more comfortable about accommodating diversity into the cast, duh. If they inserted random nigs into pre-1950s Britain people would complain about ignoring colonization
>>223345030them being Netflix has caused me to significantly lower my expectations, so its going to probably depend on the trailer.
>>223345132the kids in Wardrobe will be sent to country side to keep them safe from the bombings of the Korean War, obviously.
Hilarious. I watched Prince Caspian with my gf the other night, it's still kino.
>>223345132Everything in that tweet is true. Greta is also making it into a quasi-rock musical for some reason.$200 million budget and it's getting a theatrical release, btw.
>>223345252>$200m musical Giga-bomb incoming
>>223345030>"this remake is horrible! AIEEEEEE">looks closely>it's pedophile-voting chuds whining about minorities existingyawn>>223345182Queen Elizabeth I wrote an order to deport all brown people from London in the 16th century
>>223345211korean war in the 1990s was a truly grim period to be alive in
>>223345030As soon as I heard about Streep playing Aslan I noped the fuck out. Glad we got the movies we did in the 00s. Felt like we were entering a new era of decent book adaptations as CGI was good enough to bring these places to life. Then the woke virus infected everything and here we are.
>>223345252>>223345294>While not literally a rock opera (no, this is not a musicalhttps://www.empireonline.com/movies/news/narnia-magicians-nephew-greta-gerwig-rock-opera-fantasy-bowie-exclusive/
>>223345324Hey good luck with the ticket sales
>>223345324based queen bess
>>223345162At this point they deserve everything AI will do to them since they are so ideologically captured they are literally unable to respect adaptations, reboots, sequels, prequels, etc
>>223345333uh sorry I meant the first Gulf War, when the Iraqi airforce extensively bombed London.
>>223345324Cope and seethe, leftard.
>>223345353What are they saying then? The movie's just aping the aesthetics of glamrock or something? Bizarre choice for Christian fantasy, too.
>>223345324The remake does look horrible though. Greta Gerwig is defiling Narnia to broadcast her own independent magical fantasy tale about children in 1950s Britain growing up to kickstart the Rock 'n' Roll scene of the 60s and 70s (which is something nobody would ever watch, which is why she needs to attach the Narnia label to it)
>The film is set in the 1950's, not the 1900's.I get it but surely there's a better way to phrase it
>>223345030The Wiz tier bomb incoming
>>223345030Who cares if the first king is black? By the time, TLTWTW starts, the old dynasty is long dead. They are irrelevant to the overall story.
>>223345496>Who cares if the first king is black?I do. You might as well take the Pegasus and turn him into a donkey and ask "OMG Who cares???"
>>223345469it's just outright wrong. they meant 1939 or the 1940s, when children were evacuated from british cities to avoid the Luftwafe.
>>223345422>children in 1950s Britain growing up to kickstart the Rock 'n' Roll scene of the 60s and 70suh but those guys were all born in the 40s?
>>223345294I really hope someone doesn't just bury it for being a pile of shit before then. This could actually be an impressive disaster
>>223345471they're Netflix movies, so it will be treated as irrelevant if no one goes to see them at the cinema, and we will never find out if they underperform.
>>223345673It’s coming to theaters worldwide in february and then on netflix in april
>>223345030Shit that is funny. Won't watch it bet it fails no surprise that hollywood would shit this garbage out.
>>223345252>theatrical releasehahha, i thought this would go on netflix and we would never know the true ratings, if this is getting released in theaters its going to fucking bomb hard lol
Cats 2 finally happening
>it's another "smug out-of-touch Hollywood elitist intentionally alienates a core part of the fanbase by going out of her way to make an adaptation as shit as possible to satisfy her personal ego" episodeCan't wait for shills to start saying nonsense like "Bruh the books aren't even that good" or "Bruh the 2000s movies took a shitload of liberties as well"
>>223345252>>223345353>“Narnia is literally a world made out of music,” she explains. “It is a world sung to life by Aslan, and rock ’n’ roll to me felt like a world made out of music.”sounds like its the usual thing of using a lot of on the soundtrack. the link doesn't really make any sense to me otherwise. as the later movies are set in the 90s we're going to get the 80s and Britpop eras too I guess.
>>223345030I think they should pander to me if they want my money.
>>22334565350s children were born in the 40s.
>>223345907>Mr Tumnus plays Wonderwall to make Lucy fall asleep
greta is a certified kinomeister and this will do gangbusters at the kinoplex
>>223345030>set in the 1990s not the 1940sHow do you miss the point this badly
>>223345617You're talking about LWW, the tweet is talking about MN and LWW both
>>223345422If that is true, black people are not going to like the white washing of rock n rolls origins. I can see this movie getting ridiculed by both the right and left.
Can somebody explain to me why Gerwig gets so much praise? These are her movies so far:>Lady BirdPainfully average coming of age story.>Little Women57th adaptation of this story that doesn't add anything new or interesting.>BarbieLiterally a meme movie.
>>223345986>dude what if the Narnia books had boomer rock music lmaoI haven't watched any of Greta's movies but she sounds like a midwit and her concept is shit, sorry.
>>223345617The Magician's Nephew is set decades before the other books. The professor that owns the wardrobe is a kid here.What the other anon was referring to is that the phrasing makes it sound like the 1950s did not take place in the 1900s. I never knew how to refer to the first decade of a century in a clear way.
>>223346073Sad but the Barbie made a shitton of money so now she has auteur licence to do whatever the fuck she wants
>>223345030>twitter screencap thread>broken English subject kill yourself rajesh
Narnia is shit so if there is one franchise they are allowed to ruin is this one. Full speed ahead, Greta.
>>223346107called it>>223345803
>>223346107I remember you shills saying the exact same thing about LOTR and Star Wars. It's funny how Hollywood is so devoid of new ideas that they resort to intentionally sabotaging existing franchises while simulataneously gaslighting fans with deliberate lies like "Oh ho ho, this franchise you loved was always shit actually, please watch our new instalment though uwu"
When Japan makes an adaptation of Narnia, they try to be as close to the source material as possible.When the West makes an adaptation of Narnia, it's a feminist rock & roll blackwashed retelling that has fuck-all to do with Narnia.
>>223346127Cry about it Timmy
>>223346408Japs are cucks who suck up to whites, that's why
>>223346127Oy vey, cool it with the antisemitism
>>223346436Yeah how dare they suck up to whites by making a more faithful adaptation, they should learn from leftist jews and take a fat steaming shit on the original work in the name of "artistic licence"
>>223346415Shill mad after getting called out lol
>>223346237>Star warsMaybe. It's been more shit than good for a very long time.>LotRNo
>>223346436They mog the brown shithole you or your family fled from though
>>223346408Not always true, the Earthsea anime adaptation is retarded
>>223346544Yes. Nu wars is much, much worse than anything that came before it. No idea what your point is with lotr either, rangz is also a turd nobody cares about.
>>223346544You'd be surprised how many shills popped up here after the first RANGZ trailer, all of them claiming LOTR was shit, Peter Jackson is garbage, etc etc. It's a gaslighting method they use so that if the new adaptation gets received poorly, they can fall back on their agenda that "Who cares, it was always trash lol"
>>223346639They're still doing that. Even if you think the Jackson flicks are bad adaptations it's pretty obvious they're far better than rangz.
>>223345182>If they inserted random nigs into pre-1950s Britain people would complain about ignoring colonizationthey already do this. theres a dr who webm ive seen where theres a shitload of blacks and capaldi remarks how its way more diverse than books let on or some shit
>>223346104>including shitting on your childhoodThe lewis estate should be shamed
Can't wait for more chud melties when this is successful.
>pay your ticketsaar you lose izzat for being caught ragebaiting
>>223346408>a cartoon is more faithful than a live action productionDuh
>>223347158yeah it's not like the live action has hundreds of millions of dollars of budget or something
>>223345324>it's pedophile-voting chuds whining about minorities existingPretending Trump's a pedo is all you have, and you're fucking pathetic for it. And it's not a quesiton of Black people existing. It's a question of them constantly race-flipping White roles to replace Whites in their own history and culture. Get your own, parasite.
>>223347588>pretending
