Al Ohen
Shittu Solo
>>223346536Smuggie Insanius
>>223346536Han Faggot
Anthony Loneliano
Han Masturbater
>>223346536Han Incel
Cunny Capeshite
>>223346536Remember when mouse shills tried to pass this off as a one time flop that was only hated because it had a white (jew) lead?
>>223346536Han Obody
gulp shitto
>>223346536>Im Han HanHan *said with a French accent*
Ah Lone
Han Skywalker
>>223346770That never happened
>>223346536>Quadinaros
>>223346536Han Nopeople
>>223346770
>Name?>Elan.>Last name. Who are your people?>I don't have a people. Who would want a sleazebag like me?>Hm...
>>223346861
>>223346536>the spanish exist in the star wars universe Damn. The inquisition made it everywhere.
>>223346896Now were there multiple articles published from different outlets, or was this single article reposted here endlessly?
>>223346896interesting
>>223346660first time I laugh this month
>>223346536>I don't even know, man >I'm just feeling 'so low' right now
>>223346956You lost, faggot
>>223346536Hancel
>>223346536Is everyone who shows up alone forced to have the same surname?
Han Solitary
>>223346536>What's your name?>Leia>Leia what? Search within yourself, what do you see?>Heart, lungs, liver, kidneys...>Organa. Approved
>>223346892RETCONNED
>>223347159>Ben what? You must have a surname>So I cannot be without one?>Can no be. Approved
>>223346896Doesn't count.
>>223346536Reminder that they stole this joke from a 2001 graphic novel written by Jodorowsky, where the MC was named Juan Solo.
>>223346536Lnu (Last Name Unknown)This is actually how its done irl. Theres a pro tennis player from Tibet who had no first name so they put Fnu (First Name Unknown) on his paperwork.https://www.atptour.com/en/players/fnu-nidunjianzan/n0dy/overview
>>223347159>Name.>Leia.>Leia what?>Look, I've had a difficult day, let's not make this any more difficult. Get I just go?>So entitled. Hm... PRINCESS Leia.
>>223346536Han Igger
>>223346536Han White
>>223346896>>223346970he can't keep getting away with it
>What's your name?>Chew>Chew what?>Grrrrowr>Chew Baka. Approved
>>223347370kek
>>223346875I get you're embarrassed for saying it but it did indeed happen
>>223346956>moving the goalposts from "it never happened" to "well, it didn't happen enough">also, pretending like all corporate media drones aren't in cahootsactually kill yourself
>>223346956>it never happened>ok it did but it doesn't countlol
>>223346956Apparently not.
>>223346536So-Low, Aloneman.</kojima>
>>223347259lel
Lone Star
>So you like chewing tobacco
>>223347011Uh oh stinky!>>223347624>>223347628>> mouse shills> shills plural> ask for more than one shill (definition of plural)> big fat goose eggLook, I apologize for upsetting you for making you feel stupid. Do you accept my apology?
>>223348007I accept that you were wrong. Why can't you?
>>223348007>seething tranny gets exposed and has a mental breakdown
>Alright, we will take you on as a General, what was your name again?>I don't know, even since the incident I can not recall it>I can see, your wounds are grievous indeed... hmm...
>>223348007Just admit that you were wrong.
>>223348050Because I wasn’t. I asked if there were multiple shill articles and there weren’t. It’s not a confusing concept.
>>223348092>I'm actually right because I said soNot to smart are ya?
>>223346956Well you see-The thing is-What had happened was...
>>223348092Yeah after you claimed that it never happened at all you fucking cockroach.
>>223346536Han Imperial. Because that is what joining the empire Empire is about - family.
>>223348092You STATED that it NEVER happened. You were shown to be wrong. Stop trying to save your ugly, shit eating face.
>>223348117I can tell from this reply you struggle with English grammar. “Shills” is a plural word. That means more than one. >>223348141>>223348148The original post said >>223346770> mouse shillsNot> a single mouse shillSo I asked for ONE (1) more article to actually denote there were “mouse shills”. Instead I’m left with a bunch seething ESLs.
>>223346956I accept your concession.
>>223348229You are not going to win on semantics. You said never happened. It was shown to have happend. Fuck off with your excuses for being an idiot.
>>223348285>>223348253There were no “shills” anon. It was one idiot whose headline made you mad.
>>223348229Kill yourself you fucking rat.
>>223348344Prove me wrong. Show me the shills (plural)
>>223348332>it doesn’t count because I say so!Too bad I don’t give a shit about your dishonest standards you little cocksucker.
>>223348368It doesn’t count because there were no shills (plural)
Why is this fucking faggot acting like he didn’t blatantly shift the goal post?
>>223348332Again, you said it never happened. You were proven wrong in that it did happen, from a known source. You are wrong, gay, and getting gayer.
>>223346536Han Burger
>>223348403>>223348398It never happened that there were mouse shills (plural) who tried to pass this off as a one time flop that was only hated because it had a white (jew) lead?
Han Drifter
>>223348426You are Faggot Solo (singular) in your flailing self defense.
>”show me evidence or it never happen.”>”ok show me multiple instances of it or it never happened.”
I unironically like this scene.
>>223346536>I don't have any people. I'm alone. >Hmm... Han Malone
>>223348471Oh he MAD mad, huh fellas?>>223348477Multiple instances are necessary to establish proof when the subject is plural.
>>223346536never got the nerds' butthurt about this scene this is as good origin as any>>223347039especially this stupid take. just think about it for a second. do you think there are a lot of people with no surnames? even on a shithole planet like this you need to have pretty specific conditions lined up - both your parents are dead or absent before you're able to comprehend the surname they've given you, there are no people to care for you and give you one, you didn't come up with one on your own, and you didn't just say a fake name to the clerk if you somehow didn't come up with one yet.even if we imagine there's a very sizeable chunk of orphans with very poor imagination on this planet. do you think this particular clerk just sits there 24/7 to meet every single one of them? and they all say this exact line about being alone, prompting him to call them solo? not to mention that such people wouldn't even make it to the spaceport because they'd be fucking poorfags or worse. remember, han getting there was a big deal.this is just such a retarded midwit gotcha it literally makes no sense.
>>223346536Hans Olo
>>223348479Seems like a really stupid way for an iconic character to get his name
>(plural)
>>223348564Not when you say "never happend". When you do that, one example proves you wrong. Wallow in it.
>>223348332>It was one idiotWho works for a major media and publishing company who authorized said article. But you act like it was some rinky dink magazine because you’re a dishonest rat.
>>223348229You're definitely jewish
>>223346956
>I'm just a man.>So... homo. Han Homo.
>>223347345I studied with Indian guy with no surname. AMA
>>223346956I like how you started this comment with "now". You are starting a new phase of the argument by saying "now" at the beginning. You are abandoning your previous "it never happened" comment. You know on a subconscious level that you are contradicting yourself but consciously think you are proving some kind of point at the same time.t. Psychologist
>>223346536Max Res Default
>>223348624Not true at all. I’m denying the existence of the group. Provide another example>>223348633Now this is goal post moving>>223348651>>223348661> No arguement
>>223348818Interesting Doctor Freud, could it be possible the anon your responding to isn’t actually the original anon who posted>>223346861 and has been fucking around this whole time?
>>223346536The real question is why couldn't he just have a surname of Solo? Did they think it was cultural appropriation to have a white guy with a very asian sounding name?
>>223346536Timmy
>>223348899Oh, you are just pretending to be retarded and unable to admit you are wrong. You sure fooled everyone.
>>223346536Han Manlet
>>223346536>I'm Solo>I'm Han Solo
>>223346536Bitch-ass Nigga
>>223348574Calm down
>>223348865>no argumentYou already showed your dishonesty when you shifted the goalpost you faggot. You already forfeited a fair argument so why should you get reasonable responses?
>>223348899>I was merely pretendingListen kid, that may work on Reddit but that's not gonna fly here.
al one
>>223346970>man of steal back to the jewswhat did they mean by this
>>223346660Lmao
>>223346845Kek
>>223348818>I like how [...]Not very confident in your expertise
>>223349688>I was merely pretendingYou do realize that comic was made by a seething newfaggot, right?
>>223346892hey wait a minute
