>Twilight ends with the werewolf guy marrying and banging Bella's young daughterLol wut
oof
>>223349904average foid romance plot
>>223349937he probably could've cum inside both of them if he was just 6 inches tallerpoor bastard
>>223349937Oof nothing faggot, he won
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>>223349904and she'll look young for centuries
>>223349904Child Foy look like a little rat.But 2026 Foy is just the perfect lady in every sense.
>>223349904>manlet gets rewarded after losing to chadthats a good ending anon
>>223349904And the confederate soldier is with the hot goth girl. Based franchise
>>223349904Is this true?? WTF
>>223350382Man if that’s winning I’d rather stay losing….thats the BEST he could do? Shit, I’m an alcoholic gambling addict and at least my main girlfriend looks like prime Drew Barrymore. I’m 5’6” too so no I don’t get it. No I’m not posting pictures. Best I can do is pic related. Literal doppelgänger, and while I know that’s not necessarily a “WIN,” I am an aforementioned alcoholic gambling addict who sells home security systems door to door. Not an actor who was in one of the most popular franchises of all time.
>>223351541Forgot to post the picture lol yeah I’m pretty blasted by this time sorry.
>>223350382Damn, he really wants to be white even if it means he has to get with that
Written by a Mormon woman, of course.
>>223351640Ah yes, the whole I’m French gag. It works if you’re short. For some reason some girls like it. They think you’re like related to Napoleon or some shit.
I thought Jacob's actor was jewish but he was some sort of mutt or something
>>223351685Do people really lie about their ethnicity to get laid? How could a person stomach and with a straight face say they’re French
>>223353063this is the world under foid rule
>>223350382Poor girl. He's gay.