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> "Gee, golly, gosh, gloriosky," thought Mary Sue as she stepped on the bridge of the Enterprise. "Here I am, the youngest lieutenant in the fleet - only fifteen and a half years old." Captain Kirk came up to her.
"Oh, Lieutenant, I love you madly. Will you come to bed with me?"
"Captain! I am not that kind of girl!"
"You're right, and I respect you for it. Here, take over the ship for a minute while I go get some coffee for us."
Mr. Spock came onto the bridge. "What are you doing in the command seat, Lieutenant?"
"The Captain told me to."
"Flawlessly logical. I admire your mind."
Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy and Mr. Scott beamed down with Lt. Mary Sue to Rigel XXXVII. They were attacked by green androids and thrown into prison. In a moment of weakness Lt. Mary Sue revealed to Mr. Spock that she too was half Vulcan. Recovering quickly, she sprung the lock with her hairpin and they all got away back to the ship.
But back on board, Dr. McCoy and Lt. Mary Sue found out that the men who had beamed down were seriously stricken by the jumping cold robbies, Mary Sue less so. While the four officers languished in Sick Bay, Lt. Mary Sue ran the ship, and ran it so well she received the Nobel Peace Prize, the Vulcan Order of Gallantry and the Tralfamadorian Order of Good Guyhood.
However the disease finally got to her and she fell fatally ill. In the Sick Bay as she breathed her last, she was surrounded by Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy, and Mr. Scott, all weeping unashamedly at the loss of her beautiful youth and youthful beauty, intelligence, capability and all around niceness. Even to this day her birthday is a national holiday of the Enterprise.

>>223352083
>it's predictably gay
I'm going to kill you

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Half-whites are NOT allowed to post in this thread

star trek fatigue of /trek/

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The Council will now come to order.
Old business: Choco tacos and teeth
New business: ?

What a terrible fucking thread filled with faggots

can you guys all commit suicide already so /trek/ can go back to being decent?
especially you 229

>>223353297
We urgently need a fresh supply of young Deltan pussy. No more Orion crap.
t. Gorn council member.

>>223353384
Should 229 do it with a P229?

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>>223353510
Eat like a Ferengi

i havent seen a new trekpu in months. but i still will not learn how to make my own.

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>>223353569
Chowing down.

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>>223353627
I feel like the compromised admirals in Conspiracy
>they taste nutty and crunchy like beer nuts

>>223353653
If onyl tujeu did. Drowning bugs in flavoring-and zi really mean DROWNING- is the inly way to make them palatable. They'll never be anything more then a novelty.

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>>223353679
>tfw your Moogie says you're too old for her to chew your tube grubs for you
You reckon Iskha would chew Zek's food for him?

>>223353699
Fuck yeah.

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My people have a saying.

Akoocheemoya.

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>>223353715
Final verdict: ferengi cuisine ain't bad but in lieu of sluggo cola I recommend a dubbel or roast malt beer.

>>223353731
"My people" meaning Armenians lulz

>>223353751
Cool! Let's get shitfaced like Klingons.

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>>223353774
You leave the proud heirs of Urartu out of this.

>>223353787
I made a dry beetroot wine that is the exact color of (STVI) Klingon blood but it would not go well with the nutty taste of Ferengi cuisine.

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Tonight's episode is The Conscience of the King, which will be the last time I see Yeoman Rand because I watched Balance of Terror out of order. After yesterday, I doubt they're gonna have any last efforts to make her consequential before she gets written out. See you in an hour!

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>>223353699
strangely similar to older croissants

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ7TnQBSV00

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Sheesh! Can we get a pizza in here or something to lighten the mooD!?

>>223353902
I hope they bring him back for Spaceballs 2

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Trip, Get those bulkheads stabilized.

I don't give a damn.

Malcom recalibrate the proton torpedos, maximum yield. Let's show em who's boss.

Hoshi, decipher that signal, see if we can communicate with the crab people, this could get ugly.

>>223353902
I know him for Tuvok. I didn't even know that was him in Spaceballs.

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>>223353977
If you think about it Pizza is the most logical food for diplomacy. It contains within it a number of geometric shapes and principles (e.g., pi/not making a pie pun); it can be made nutritionally complete or satisfying to a number of species' dietary preferences; it can be partitioned and eaten solo as a slice of communally in an act of diplomacy; and it shows a command of biology, chemistry, and technology to create. Pizza is based except for the schizophrenic pedophile who ruins our lives here daily.

>>223354359
except Chicago style pizza, that's a war crime. Detroit style, you're all right. Buffalo style, get your shit together.

>>223352107
star trek sex with wesley

star trek rape harry kim

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ATTENTION CARDASSIAN CITIZENS

We really are the HSG of /tv/, except we never got kicked off the board by overzealous mods.

>>223354792
IT'S YOUR OLD FRIEND, GUL DUKAT

Is it holodeck psychosis?

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this was a sad 'sode

>>223355428
>Clean it up, Doctor Janny.

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>>223353894
Very densely written episode, as Shakespearian as the plays performed within. However the performances by Anton and Lenore left something to be desired. They both do well at the parts which call for them to be subdued or seductive, but Anton's anguish and Lenore's loony spell both felt a bit too overwrought, though I did love the directing for that moment where the screen is filled with her crazy eyes before and after firing.
My absolute favorite thing from this episode was when the phaser set to overload is slowly whining louder and louder, like a ticking timebomb, and it's only because Kirk called a red-alert that he discovered it hidden in the red-alert light panel. That's pure genius. My second favorite part was the return of Lt O'Reilly from The Naked Time as the other last living witness to Kodos' atrocities, aside from Kirk. I was so worried that squirt would be the death of him, what an embarrassing way that would've been to go.
Even if it's obvious that Lenore is the one doing the killings the entire episode, they did a fantastic job leaving you unsure if Anton was really Kodos or not, there was just enough plausible deniability to keep it engaging the whole time.

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this episode is great.

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>>223355596
Picardo is the best actor in all of Trek.

>>223355655
Is he telling them about Seven

>>223355428
Doctor Z recovered, so it’s all good.

>>223355854
I hope not, those bitches probably hate her for being hot.

>>223356087
Genesis is hotter than Seven

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simply the best ship in space

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>>223353569 et al
No thanks. I'll be having what mentally healthy humans eat.

>>223355655
He's a full blown "woke" faggot is what he is. I don't know who I dislike more... him, or George Takei.

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What's with the ridges on their foreheads? Like, are they supposed to be some evolutionary leftover, or something?

>>223356440
anti semite.

>>223356559
And proud of it.

>>223356556
Extra bone to protect the brain.

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>>223356556
Yeah early Klingons were monsters born on a hostile shitworld.

>>223355428
You just know.

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>>223356556
Bones

>>223356556
TNG Genesis indicated they evolved from some sort of crustacean. Likely a form of armor like a pachycephalosaurus

>>223356098
Bitch looks like a drag queen.

>>223356762
How does that fit into the whole Progenitor thing?

>>223352083
>DS9 S6E08 Resurrection
>DS9 S6E09 Statistical Probabilities
>DS9 S6E10 The Magnificent Ferengi

This is the worst 3 episode run of the entire show

>>223355655
they wasted him in academy. they should have saved him for a show that doesnt suck

>>223355655
Is it the original Doctor or the back up one that got into Holocaust denial?

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>>223355655
I was wondering who this ugly bitch reminded me of and i just remembered

>>223357067
Didn't the lore imply that they seeded their DNA on every planet with life on it?

star trek sex with david corwin

the future star trek portrays isnt possible and that makes me a little sad. not the space travel stuff, im sure we'll do that one day, but humans getting to the point where concepts of money and wealth arent the end goal. its honestly more likely we blow ourselves up before we get anywhere close to that.

>>223357787
Wut

>>223358169
bro capitalism is not that sacred lol don't worry about it

>>223358220
you dont need to end sentences with "lol" on the Internet

>>223357925
Probably. I don't remember exactly the explanation exactly and it all seems a bit shonky. Part of me thinks Star Trek should've just never addressed why aliens are all bipedal humanoids.
>>223358169
>its honestly more likely we blow ourselves up before we get anywhere close to that.
In Star Trek, humans blew themselves up before getting to all that. And a lot of Star Trek is utopian amd was never intended to be a realistic prediction of where humanity is going.

>>223358220
>lol
Fucking zoomers I swear. Are you laughing out loud right now? Are you literally laughing?

>>223358269
ye at u

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>>223358269
fascinating

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:3

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>>223353731
Where's my Star Trek: Voyager The Arcade Game Experience post?

Akoocheenoya

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>>223360728
The plot thins.

Does the holodeck need of line of sight? If someone were writing a fanfic where a holographic penis might need to enter Ensign Ro, would the holographic penis be able to maintain itself when obscured from the projector's sight? In theory.

>>223361785
it's force fields and photons, so no, it doesn't require los

>>223361785
Would it theoretically be a Cardassian holodick? And yes it could maintain itself when inside Ro Laren, otherwise no women could ever have sexual holoprograns. Theoretically, or course.

>>223361483
He can pass as long as he doesn’t tan too much.

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>>223361785

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Tell me captain, if the Federation is so great why are there no good Star Trek games?

>>223362241
Because I haven't finished my Tal Shiar RPG yet.

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>>223362241
wrong again, Dukat

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>>223359946
The whole TNG cast is moe (except Wesley)

>>223359946
I love in this reality, Worf accidentally kills Geordi and no one really cared

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it was a murder fantasy rp hazard

Why was Janeway a completely different character when she stops wearing her hair in a bun or ponytail?

>>223362740
because that old bag Jeri Taylor left the show with her outdated ideals of feminism

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You are going on an away mission. You may bring 3 characters. Unexpected things are obviously going to happen. Who do you take?

>>223362809
McCoy
Data
Neelix

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>>223362809
Data
Odo
Worf

Objectively the most powerful squad

>>223362809
McCoy (medical expertise)
Spock (just as OP as Data but less autistic)
Tuvok (nearly as OP as Spock but also a security/tactical genius)

Jeri Taylor in charge of the show
>I hecking love science!
>well I'm just an old country gal...
>uwu~ Chakotay-san...
>I love romance holonovels!
>my crew can violate regulations once in a while, as a treat
Jeri Taylor leaves
>FUCK SCIENCE that's for engineers to figure out
>I hate the country
>Chakotay. We're just friends.
>holodecks are stupid
>HARRY KIM REPORT TO MY READY ROOM RIGHT FUCKING NOW. THOMAS EUGENE PARIS YOU ARE HEREBY DEMOTED AND SENTENCED TO 30 DAYS IN THE BRIG.

>>223362880
"Delete the wife" Janeway is S6 actually, common mistake. Her holodeck program under Jeri Taylor was that weird governness fantasy, 100% a woman thing but I think it's actually younger Janeway who hates the holodeck and the older one who embraces it more

>>223362910
I know that's in S6 but she seemed a lot more reluctant to go along with Fair Haven until she figured out she could design her own boyfriend, whereas with her governess stuff she threw herself in right away

>>223362939
Yeah but they never go back to it, the governess thing. It's a one-off, probably because every man watching the show released a collective groan of agony the moment they saw those Victorian gowns

>>223362961
Bun Janeway is a lot more friendly and wide-eyed and curious, while Bob Janeway is more of a hardass and jaded, which I suppose comes from the whole being stranded in the ass end of space part, but it's a very sudden change that I always notice since watching VOY 20 times

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8Uc4vVOVGM?t=762
>that's the funny thing about stage support, models will often sprout details that weren't there earlier in the shoot. I remember the Enterprise on Star Trek: First Contact, that ship sprouted details as the shooting progressed, I can tell you what shot it was by what's on it! I'm like, "okay, that's the third shot because it now has the docking ports..."
>and when they came out to photograph it for the poster, and we weren't done, and I remember it didn't have a deflector dish because the laser cutter had caught on fire, and so we didn't have that capacity!
>and I remember we had the deflector dish from the Excelsior because we had changed the Excelsior to the Enterprise-B on Generations, and I took the deflector dish out of my toolbox and I threw it to Brian Dewey and I said "turn that down until it fits in that hole!" and so he went and turned that thing down and we stuck it in there!
>and on that one day, the Enterprise-E had a blue deflector dish. So you can tell that was that day and that was the only time it was ever there.
>but yeah, that model progressively changed as the shoot went along.
Huh! I always assumed it's what they were going with until something about the scene with the Borg on the dish forced them to change the design to suit what they could build for the set, or something

>>223363000
The blue deflector dish made it into 5000 photos that still get published to this day, despite being wrong

>>223362809
Data
7 of 9
Odo

Their combined abilities and cumulative main character energy will get is through anything as long as there are no ethical quandries.

>>223362992
Yeah that is 100% true

>>223362961
>Cathexis
>Learning Curve
>Persistence of Vision
try watching the show you mall walking casual

>>223363249
that's like calling Clues a Dixon Hill episode you autistic pedant

yes you're a fake fan that only halfway like DS9 and hasn't even watched TOS

we know you insufferable faggot
anybody got any flashing light gifs?

>>223363304
just admit youre afraid of whats on the 4th floor

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I forgot how polished the VFX was getting towards the end, this scene with the Jem'hadar blowing up space ice was kinda crazy for 1998, I would've thought it was inspired by the asteroid chase in Attack of the Clones if that didn't come out four years later

I just watched “Timeless” from VOY and it turns out Voyager’s entire crew was killed when it crashed into the ice.

>>223362809
7 of 9
T'Pol
Burnham

the point of this group is to fuck with Burnham

>>223363492
Also I found it weird Odo called it "A Kuiper belt", I never would have thought of that becoming a generalised name for similar icy asteroid belts outside of our solar system, but I suppose it's not unlikely

>>223363550
Anon.... that's not what happened. There were survivors.

>>223363550
Kim and Chakotay made it home.

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>>223352345
when the scorpion talks to the frog there is that moral there, thats what happens when someone makes a homestuck thread

Star Trek gay sex with Lt. Reed and Major Hayes

>>223364255
reed is meh but i would have given it to hayes

star trek mayweather dicking down a pallet of freight

>>223356556
Some left over form of exoskeleton or similar. Genis episode shown that but rest of crew had random animal mutations so it's not definite proof.
But funny thing, Disco Klingons looks like some early stage of evolution of Klingons like hairy apes for humans

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>>223365076
>like hairy apes for humans
Just say Greek.

>>223363625
Funny how Homestuck is now even less relevant than Star Trek. But i heard a show is in development with Toby Fox involved. So it’s bound to create the worst fandom ever observed.

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>>223363550
there was literally nothing stopping them from doing dozens of short trips instead of trying to get all the way home in one shot. cut the trip down to a year at most.
i love voyager so much

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>>223365519
My god you're right

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Muh ship
Muh kino ass stealth Constitution-class, finally achieved in STO

>>223365813
what's stealth about it

>>223365879
Well, it has a cloak (sort of)
Anyway it's a pain in the ass to get a good Constitution class t6 ship, or a skin for one (I did the latter, used my Event Campaign reward on a Temporal Light Cruiser and tossed the skin on a Shangri-La torpedo boat)

>>223365519
Pretty much what I thought when they mentioned they were 10 years closer.
Oh well, on to Cardassian Mengele and environmental terrorism is sometimes good, maybe.

>>223352107
You lost tranny.

i'm watching seven have a paranoid meltdown on voyager and it's one of the best episodes of trek ever made

The Doctor’s having an existential breakdown and it’s great.

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>>223367935
oh sure it's great when the doctor does it but when the local schizo does it it's "shitting up the thread" and "criminal harassment"

>>223362870
McCoy would go crazy having to deal with a second green-blooded devil

>>223367967
It is if Janeway decides it is.

>>223368020
>Oh, you two make QUITE a pair!
I can hear him ranting now. But really, vexed McCoy is best McCoy. The same goes with Odo -- he's much better if Quark is around so they can go back and forth.

Now it’s on to Captain Proton, but Tom Parris isn’t bringing the theatricality to make it work, he’s just a dweeb on a holodeck. And Harry Kim is there but who cares.

>>223367967
lol i'm watching this now too

>>223368156
Captain Proton's character should be kind of a straight man though. They didn't get some character actor geek to play those kinds of roles in the 50s, they got some chad with a square jaw right off the football field.

>>223368242
Yeah, but he should still lean into it a little more so he’s not just Tom Parris in cosplay. Having a phony Atlantic accent like were common in the old serials would probably fix it.

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>>223368046
Fair Haven's dairy cow is now, by order of Shadow President Mignogna, named Jane Whey.

>>223356510
You sound mentally deficient, strongly consider euthanasia.

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>>223368665
>You sound mentally deficient, strongly consider euthanasia
What about Asian youth outside of Asia?

>>223358266
Don't forget the Tholians, the Horta, the Xindi Insectoids/Avians, the Farpoint Jellyfish, and various other non-humanoid aliens.

>>223368680
I've actually considered both, but I don't like the idea of international travel.

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>>223369011
>I've actually considered both, but I don't like the idea of international travel.

Did geordi have consensual sex?

>>223369260
The stem bolt self-sealed afterward, so no harm no foul.

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Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this deep space port
Aboard this tiny ship

The ensign was an Asian man
The Vulcan brave and sure
Janeway's crew set sail that day
For a Maquis bashing tour
A Maquis bashing tour

The anomaly started getting rough
The tiny ship was tossed
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
Voyager wouldn't be lost
Voyager wouldn't be lost

The ship is lost deep in this new uncharted space quadrant
With Janeway
Chakotay too
Tom Paris and his wife
Seven of Nine
The doctor and Harry Kim
Here on Star Trek Voyager

>>223368680
She was hotter than adult Keiko.

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it was a homestuck hazard

If Gallitep was a death camp, why did they have sonic showers, replicators, a medical bay, and a Parrises squares court?

>>223369596
That will be all, petty officer.

>>223362809
Data
Ensign Olly
Lt Shiragami

>>223369995
>Ensign Olly
The ability to throw flaccid lightning bolts is underrated.

>>223362809
data
geordi
tuvok
ps: no clothing allowed

>>223369718
With all due respect, sir, I believe the Occupation of Bajor has been greatly exaggerated.

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Okay but which three tripfags/namefags/thread regulars would you take on an away mission?

>>223370136
im taking OP, slopera and star trek sex with wesley poster

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>>223370136
>/thread regulars
Give examples?

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Eddington is DS9's best villain because unlike Dukat he a) wins b) doesn't get behr'd

Ranking all Trek Doctors;

EMH > Bashir > Phlox > McCoy > Bev

>>223370334
Nevermind. I'm changing it to this;

EMH > Bashir > Phlox > Bev > McCoy

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>

early TOS
mid TNG
early DS9
early VOY
early ENT

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and here I am. Anonymous.

>>223370464
cryptic post, what do you mean by this?

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>>223370487

>>223370534
They held such contempt for him.
Troi was getting the ick big time.

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I relate to this guy from Shadowplay.

Those who have ears, let them hear.

>>223370567
Troi is big normie.

That entire episode about Reginald trying to contact VOY consisted of every normie around him getting the ick.

Glad he won in the end. He proved all of them wrong.

>>223369596
How do you think Kira got so good at springball?

>>223370567
That episode unironically poisoned me against Troi and Riker to a degree.

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this still from the End of DS9 pulled at the heart strings.

>>223370567
If you’re autistic women either see you as a creep (Barclay, Bashir) or a gay best friend (Data, Spock)

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Awaiting more laser disc upscale episodes

>>223370728
There is a third, hidden option
human bean
but most fail at renouncing lust so they become bashir

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Star Trek please carry me back
Star Trek stay on the right track
Take me back where I belong
Sound your whistle and gong
Tell the gang it won't be long
Star Trek please turn on your steam
Morning will soon end my dream
Stop when a sweet old lady hollers, "Sex with Shran"
My Star Trek

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It's only on her forehead but I swear her makeup completely changes her face even more than other actors who have full-face make up somehow

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>>223371174
>what? you want me to keep the prosthetics on...?
Yeah I agree. The degree of transformation is startling. But the framing of a woman's forehead can completely change their look so I guess it makes sense.

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>Do you want the forehead on or off?
>Off, please.
>Too bad.

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Just a few more hours until the big S04 finale eppy of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds premires.

223371294
Buy an ad.

>>223371294
I am hype but I think there will be some bullshit timeywimey way to retcon laan being forgotten and that will be stupid

>>223371307
Already did, chochacho. The stork wants to fuck you.

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Whenever I watch Star Trek I lose my suspension of disbelief because they have replicators yet no one has a harp? It doesn't make sense.

Did they really realise partway into the show that having Khan's descendant on board was fucking stupid and creates a huge plot hole for Space Seed...
(another plothole, after Wrath of Khan's Chekov plot hole)

>>223371456
SNW is riddled with plotholes and continuity errors because the writers are comedy writers assigned to work on a Star Trek show.

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>>223371415
There are many harps on Star Trek
https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Harp

>>223371500
A lyre isn't a harp.

>>223371525
Yet this is a guitar
checkmate pakled radicalists

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>>223371525
>>223371563
forgot pic
am pakled

star trek sex with tom and harry

>>223371500
I really can’t believe that got past the censors. Everyone with above room temperature IQ knew what he was up to.

>>223355513
Is it obvious? I mostly play TOS while I'm doing other stuff so I've never sat down and watched this one but I always assumed it was a regular mystery to us as much as the crew.

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>>223372509
The better term I could've used would be "predictable", but even that has the caveat of it being 60 years later and my being 29 years old and a guy who's watched a lot of stuff. It's the sort of twist that was novel for the time, absolutely, but it's pretty easy to get savvy of the writers nowadays and think "It's probably the girl is a secret killer, but why? If her dad is Kodos, then probably [the reasons from the episode], but if he isn't then I couldn't guess."

Anyway, today's episode is Shore Leave. See you in an hour.

You're the sort of retard that gets banned and keeps doing the same thing that got him banned

>>223372878
Thanks for the bump

>>223372742
One of the great Kirk monologues in that episode on the empty bridge

>>223372928
nevermind, im thinking of a different episode entirely

>>223372742
>Shore Leave
I hate it, pointless episode with a lame DEM. I guess in the 60s to normies the idea of a space amusement park might be novel but it does nothing for me.

>>223362870
>Tuvok (nearly as OP as Spock but also a security/tactical genius)
>tuvok's security password is just two words

The name/trip field is not your plaything, if you want an identity make up yours, don't use others, it's not funny, or cute, or an ingenuous gimmick, it's asinine attention-whoring/low-level trolling

It's been a long road
Getting myself a beer

>>223373088
It's been a long time
You've been acting like a queer

>>223352083
This thread is basically just two disgusting trannies who are arguing while fucking each other fuck /trek/

>>223373088
bloodwine for me

>tfw no big booty bajoran nurse gf

>>223373337
And I can feel my loins come alive at night
I will touch some tiiiits

>>223372742
This episode has that in common with last episode: modern sensibilities lead to easy predictions, at least partially. From the moment Bones namedrops Alice in Wonderland at the very start and the White Rabbit shows up, it's obvious that the How of this episode is "something skimming surface thoughts and manifesting expected entities" but the Why eludes me the entire time, until the Caretaker steps out from behind the same bush they chased Don Juan into and just explains everything. The whole time I thought there was some surreptitious thing, like a Lotus Eaters or flytrap situation, but no it's an immensely powerful race's plaything being manhandled by a race too simple to really understand what it does. It doesn't have enough buildup/foreshadowing, or follow-through once it had been revealed, but it's not really problematic. Kirk letting the men come down for their rest after all puts a nice little bow on things.
>>223373011
I don't know what DEM means, but if you're talking about the end of episode Coda where they all come back, tell Spock they enjoyed their rest, he says "Most illogical", and they all laugh - yeah that was really hokey and would come across as a parody of the other humorous Codas if it were made today. It's like a sitcom ending. But I did like the long fight between Jim & Finnegan, because the manifestation of his Academy bully did give away the game: "Exactly what you expect me to be, Jimmy boy." was the exact line-read they needed to make it more than just two dudes beating the tar out of eachother on Vasquez Rocks.
Oh wait, does DEM mean "Didn't Even Matter"? Like how the whole plot was inconsequential, right down to Bones dying? We don't even get to know who the hell Ruth is, not even if she's real or fictional. Eh, they can't all be world-movers. Plus it was fun anyway.

star trek sex with malcolm and hayes

>>223370313
She did look gross as an infected Videan though.

What did Ro Laren do to get arrested the first time?

>>223374925
What’s your business anon? Speak your peace. Free your mind

star trek sex with jenna d'sora

Voyager’s a lot better than O remember the first time around, though atill not as good as DS9. But the Malon are straight out of Captain Fucking Planet ckeck.

>>223358169
>>223358220
Reminder Star Trek has WWIII happen to delete all the stinky people that are holding us back from utopia. There is hope yet.

>>223375031
Pussy was too tight, needed to be broken in.

>>223375677
>>223375702
Shhhhh

>>223375820
No, YOU shut up

Guys, I'm about to enter VOY Season 7.

>>223376345
Well I wouldn't brag about it

>>223376345
Do xir consent to being entered?

>>223375601
You're certainly welcome to think what you want, but I've always thought that DS9 was mostly boring as hell. The only things I liked about it were the episodes when the players portrayed regular characters unrelated to the space station, the episode where Miles' little daughter got lost in another dimension, and any episode with Vic in it. Everything else is shit.

>>223376575
>I like the shittest episodes because I'm a fucking contrarian retard
kys

Do we ever see other minor races in other space empires? I honestly don't remember anything like that. Do Kilngons and Romulans have their own Andorians and Tellarites? Or are we supposed to believe they just genocided hundreds of alien races and the Federation doesn't mind

>>223376575
I might feel differently if I watched DS9 again, but IIRC the characters and actors put DS9 above VOY. VOY’s characters and actors are mostly bland and forgettable, with the very notable exception of the Doctor and Seven, which is why they came to dominate the show in later seasons. Tom Paris especially is a-letdown despite the show trying hard to make him a thing; the writing’s not up to snuff and Robert Duncan McNeill can’t elevate the role. Tuvok’s okay, but Chakotay and B’elanna just suck.
>>223376967
TNG had an episode wheee they mentioned a Klingon subject race who were never shown IIRC. The Federation just tries not to think about the awful things Klingons do to any subject races because people like Klingons.

>>223377098
Hard for McNeil to elevate the role without a gimmick. Nimoy and Spiner had strong gimmicks to work with and could always just turn to them even in a mediocre episode that gives them little.
Paris is just a guy and Voy wasn't the right show to make the most of his checkered past.

Honestly Tom Paris would've made way more sense on DS9 where he could occasionally get mixed up in shady business or have old contacts resurface to try to get him off the right path.

>>223362643
Is it still black on black violence?

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>>223355513
>mfw

>>223363625
>homestuck
I knew I recognized that gay shit from the OP, I just couldn't recall exactly what it was. Wasn't this just Gaia and DeviantArt fags who were into this?

>>223365102
>if only you knew how hairy things really are

>>223377259
More like shoe-polish-on-black violence.
>>223377397
Pretty much. A lot of the types of people into Undertake were into Homestuck.

>>223370728
20-30 year old chicks HATE normies now. They all carry around stuffed animals and pretend to be autistic now remember?

>clavicular or dukat posters
where the fuck am I

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Just saw this in an old PC Gamer magazine, lulz, that hand on Troi's...

>>223377334
Looks weird with Rand's image enlarged like that.

star trek sex with icheb and q jr

>>223377334
>Mr. Spock, I don't recall ordering you to fire torpedoes.

>>223375050
i will kill everyone who is dead. everyone who has died will be killed.

>>223378085
Is it really necessary to do that?

>>223377098
We just have dissimilar tastes. I find the Ferenghi to be generally cringe, and the Cardassians' political machinations, along with the Bajorans, tedious and uninteresting.

>>223378129
the dead need to die

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>What is dead may never die, but rises harder, and stronger.

>>223378393
People die when they are killed.

>>223377737
Imagine the smell

>>223377737
all 89 next gen videos?

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FOOLISH GIRL
YOU MAY HAVE SUMMONED MY DAL'ROK BUT ONLY I KNOW THE ANCIENT BAJORAN INCANTATION TO SUMMON IT

Did today's NuTrek slop even bother using the canon Connie design for Kirk's Enterprise?

>>223380415
I'll find out later today and report

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>>223380415
it looks like shit. its so bad they cut 4 episodes from the final season. would have been cancelled if they werent so far along

>>223380415
They're the same Enterprise

>>223380875
haha, good one, anon

>>223378182
The Ferengi are cringe and awful. They're a stand-in for jews, and I don't just mean their greed and bizarre sexual perversions. It's everything from their offloading of shame, to their contracts being only valid within their race, to their rapid embrace of feminism and socialism. Their whole schtick in DS9 is to show the virtue of jewish "progress" while trying to be more human than human.

>>223380415
The only changes they make other than the main crew differences is Kirk's Enterprise has a colder lighting scheme and there's more aliens on board

How is babby formed?
How space get pregnant?

>>223381092
How fucking lazy

>>223381092
What did Chris have against non-humanoid representation?

>>223381144
when a man inserts his penis into a vagina shaped space probe.

Captain Ortegas has much better hair

>>223381092
Kirk's Enterprise shouldn't have more aliens on board until TAS and TMP

>>223381365
A character from TAS has a cameo in the episode

>It's a backdoor pilot episode

>>223381451
It was actually a backdoor series finale, since season five wasn't greenlit when the episode was shot.

>>223381451
Why are you complaining nerd? The original Star Trek had a backdoor pilot episode. Do you hate Star Trek or something?

>>223381459
its actually just a pile of horseshit that isnt worth paying any attention which is why no one is watching and it was canceled and kurtzman is out because skydance doesnt need any help burning money

>>223381451
Akiva Goldsman had a hard on for doing a straight up TOS remake, this is where it would've continued from.

>>223381518
its called desperation. the brass never even considered it because its an even dumber idea than SNW

>>223353569
>preprocessed slop
the grand nagus would never! he wants them squirming around in his grubby little fist.

>>223381583
Every time I see a webm from Strange New Worlds there's always a black hole. How many episodes of SNW have a black hole?
They must be really proud of this black hole shader because they keep reusing it.

>>223381717
This is why AI rots your brain, that's hallucinated slop. His deal isn't even up until the end of the year.

How can there be a future where Scotty lives in which Uhura also doesn't remember talking to herself?

>>223381831
I don't know about you, but my brain already starts rotting when I see these bulleted lists with intermediate section headings.
>Why it rots your brain:
>1. The pointless intermediate headers
>2. needless bulleted lists
>3. redundant info in the paragraphs
>Conclusion

>>223381835
Time isn't linear

>>223381732
Nutrek got the CGI model of a Scientifically Accurate Black Hole (TM) from Interstellar and went to town with it
STD used it a bunch of times too

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>>223381933
>t.

>>223381880
>That's not <blank>, it's <blank>.

>>223381831
i just search for "kurtzman fired" occasionally to see if theres been any official announcement.
until now AI has said end of 2026 or late 2026. this is also the first time ive seen it say the contract was not renewed instead of repeating kurtzmans claims that they were discussing renewal.
i dont usually give any weight to these chatbots but they dont completely make things up. its assuming kurtzman is done because if his contract was extended it would be announced already, he would have projects in development, no have his sets torn down and props auctioned off.
its over. nutrek failed.

>>223381583
I got this ship on STO and immediately drydocked it because it's a piece of shit.

>Harry Kim works the night shift
This shit makes no sense for a starship which has no day/night cycle; they should be using continuous shift rotations like on submarines.

>>223382259
its long established that starfleet simulates earth day night cycle on starships for the mental health of the crew

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>>223382241
>>223381583
>random fan design on ArtStatoion is better than the official design someone probably got paid a shitload of money for
All design decisions on NuTrek look like they were made by some offshore jeet VFX company. There's no consistent design language. They probably gave the Matt Jefferies design to some random jeet and told him to make it look cooler and shinier and that's what he shat out an hour later.

>>223382317
You would hate it too, if it was official.

>>223382317
You don't even need a redesign. Nutrek is just about dramatic lighting. You can just use the classic model give it faggy lighting and it fits right in in this sea of blue puke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQHvhuNXvV0

>>223382480
redesign is needed to avoid confusing it with the TOS-ENT universe.

>>223382530
>You now remember the 20% difference myth peddled by Doomcock and Midnight's Edge.

>>223382583
My friend is an IP lawyer and every time he is presented with the "20%" myth he loses his shit. Next time it happens I'm recording it and posting it to >>>/wsg/.

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>remember that one time we met once?

>>223382676
is he a retard or something? IP law is nothing but making shit up and sending threatening letters demanding money.
the 20% rule doesnt have to be explicit. its obviously real.

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>>223382676
>>223382583
It's no myth. CBS wasn't allowed to use the OG Starfleet Delta design because it belonged to Paramount Pictures.

>>223382731
>one fifth (20%) of the Starfleet logo is shifted downwards (different), so it's not the Starfleet logo

>>223382583
Why did they need to say that instead of "the nutrek producers thought they could do better" which is the truth

>>223382731
Yes but there's no specific rubric or threshold of 20%, that's the myth.

>>223369576
;<

>>223382699
>My brother served under you. Funny how he never talked about it.

>>223380936
Yes. I can see that. I think you may be on to something.

>>223381473
>Do you hate Star Trek or something?
Why should it matter to you if he did?

IT FEELS LIKE A TUESDAY. CRUSHING NEED TO PEE?
jfc

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crusher needs to pee

Oh my God they're Bill and Tedding this

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Trying to strike a chord and it's probably A MINER
oh for fucks sake why are uhura centric episodes so bullshit

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HMM? HMM? HMM?