>the last movie/tv shows you watched has its protagonist swapped out with Reacherhow fucked are you?
>>223352309Reacher's a faggot
>>223352387no u
>>223352309>the last movie/tv shows you watched has its protagonist swapped out with Reacher>how fucked are you?
>>223352387how? in the show he always has SEX with woman.
why would I be fucked if a tv show character was replaced with another one?
>>223352468because it might replace a tv protagonist you like with Reacher and this might be good or not good
>>223352309Why would I be fucked if a character switched out for a different faggot?Best in Show, im still not fucked by a faggot like Reacher.
>>223352309Reacher as Carlito Brigante? Alan's gonna have some splainin' to do doing a Puerto Rican accent.
>>223352309Well I think people would be dead slightly faster?
>>223354911Wait, Owen Wilson counts as a protagonist, so it would be Hank Malone and Jack Reacher. The film would have been over in 20 minutes.
How fucked am I? I'm not in the last movie I watched.
Why would I be fucked? Also why is it fucked to replace a character with a highly intelligent superhuman?
>>223352309This is hilarious, no matter if it's Lamb or Cartwright it just a win in my book.
>>223355432>>223354963ok how about THIS:Reacher is PISSED at you and is coming to brutally kill you.+ he knows your right wing post history+ he thinks you harmed Niggley so its a revenge mission+ hes roidraging like never beforethe last protag from the last show/movie you watched comes out the screen to protect you.how fucked are you?
>>223355935I FUCKED Niggley and now Reacher is coming to my house with Roscoe to snap me in half and put a bullet in me
>>223355935>the last protag from the last show/movie you watched comes out the screen to protect you.Buzz lightyear and star command with wifi/bluetooth and drone capabilities have a chance at decapitating Reacher with mass kamikaze.
>>223352309>Just watched the last few episodes of NEAGLEYHonestly I don't think much would change. Maybe more dead bodies?
>>223356102>Just watched the last few episodes of NEAGLEYwhy the fuck do you watch this?
>>223356067>grabs a buzz lightyear and throws it against your skull cracking it>proceeds to shove buzz lightyears with their wings extended up your ass
>>223352309Reacher would get bodied by Art the Clown.Only a chaste young woman with the blessing of Christian God is allowed to win in these movies.
I just realized what annoys me about him. He always looks like he knows he's on camera, like with the rock, you can actually see the gears turning in there head and it breaks the illusion.
>>223356818Zoomer horror is so fucking cringe lole
>>223352309Fine, Reacher literally walks like a dainty fag
>>223352459Things like that is what makes it so gay.
>>223352309Maybe he'd be a better mayor of Widow's Bay
>>223358904he'd punch the shit out of those curses
I haven't seen Reacher but I get the sneaking suspicion that he would not be a drug dealer.