what would you do in this situation?
Splooge in their faces, shut the door, and do a 360 outta there.
Find something else to watch
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>>223354077Fap to clussy like every night?
>>223354077me on the left
>>223354077This movie managed to be creepy for how shitty it was. It tapped into something.
>>223354077I guess i goon. I.. i don't know.
>>223354077>Well, don’t just stand there! Come on in and let’s split this ‘za, drink some beers, and play some vidya!!
>>223354077I’d read The Holy Bible
>>223354077Offer to join them in whatever dumb shit they're up to that night.
>>223355014the klowns look gross and scary and there are moments when the movie actually takes itself seriously and are genuinely creepy. this klown in particular had a few scenes like that when the other klowns were just fuckin around
>>223354077what is the deal with killer clowns? is it just a satanic perverse reversion of something that brings happiness and joy into something sadistic?
>>223355627people have fears of clowns even if they're a normal happy clown so it makes sense that people would tap into that fear and make them scary
>>223355627They're just some silly fun living aliens that need food
>>223354077listen, because that's what no one else did
WHAT ARE YA GONNA DO WITH THEM PIES, BOYS?
>>223355627The movie is clearly made by the Freemasons and the Illuminati.
it's funny that the chiodos bros deny reusing any klowns for Ernest Scared Stupid
>>223355627>what is the deal with killer clowns?it's a stranger in costume that pretends to be happy as his job and knows tricks and fixates on childrenhow do you NOT get what's creepy about clowns
>>223354077>>223355014Adam Lanza's favorite movie btw
>>223354077I'm a Millennial so I wouldn't even answer the door unless the Klowns texted me to announce they were dropping by.
>>223356022>No sad clown>No hobo clown
>They wouldn't say a single word to me. They would shoot me with popcorn. And that's what they all did.
the balloon hound dogs was a kino gag
>>223355627Yes.
i remember seeing this on tv and they blurred the woman who answered the door's tits even though i looked it up later and you couldn't see her tits at all
shoot them in the nose
>>223357291they had super accurate ones at halloween horror nights years ago. my brother put his arm around one to get a selfie and a handler ran in and yelled at him for touching
>>223354077try and recruit themI will not elaborate further
>>223355627It’s what nephilim look, and behave like. Clowning is a ritual of worship through imitation. This movie is the most accurate depiction of interactions with anomalous entities ever put to film.
>>223357149>no tits allowedHere are demons manifest instead. Oh and popcorn guns that definitely aren't HR Giger dicks. Welcome to klown world kid.
