>the only guy on planet earth who battled T-Rexes and Raptors and survived>his girlfriend still breaks up with him for Mr. Norman M. NormieGuys could do the tasks of hercules and women would still think they could do better. wtf is this. Ellie could have started every conversation the rest of her life with: yeah well my husband beat velociraptors. what did yours do? win at sportsball one time? Does the other team eat you if you lose? No of course not they banned that in 1308. dumb little bitch.
Women want a provider, not a little boy playing with dinosaurs.
>>223358367that's not true I made a dinosaur analogy the other day and I got called really intelligent for it
Good thing this literally didn't happen and implies literally nothing.
>trained all my life to protect women from dinosaurs>it's useless
>>223358354How do we know she broke up with him? He probably had all sorts of women after him, so knew if he was unchained he could basically fuck his way through a telephone book. Sure by the time he's all partied out she will have moved on long ago, and he might end up alone in his twilight years, but fuck it, that is a risk any red blooded make will take.
>>223358367Women want a punch in the mouth
>>223358399This, my retard wife only fell in love with me because of my T-rex impersonation.
Sattler wanted kids, Grant didn't.
>>223359486her wishes were not granted
>>223358354>Mr. Norman M. NormieI wish I could summon an army platoon with a phone call.
>>223358354Jews need the white man to get cucked.
>>223360151She has a son in JP3
>>223358354Even the scene introduction with the kids is cuck shit. You thought those were his kids kekAnd for what, they just make them be together in a future movie but they will never get their own kids together
>>223360194Different actresses and characters
>>223360194woosh
>>223360278>Different actressesWhat did anon mean by this?
>>223358354>non-book continuity bullshitThey were never together. Sattler was his assistant and student working on her graduate degree in paleobotany from the university of Denver, where grant was a professor
