>*solves sex scenes in 1984*
>mom i made the thread again
One day I'm going to trick a woman into first-date sex by giving her the old Time-Traveller routine.
Rock'N'Rolla had a good take.
>>223363361I was sure they did the wooper in the back of a truck they'd hidden in. that was my memory from when I first saw it. weren't they also in a sewer entrance.
>here's that 16 year old girl I was telling you about
Pants status?
>>223363361God, i wish my pants smell like this hobo pants smell
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>>223364869>>223364913>>223365705Knock it off already
>>223363361>>223365705Linda is so fine holy shit. I wish she got fucked in T2 as well. In doggy pose!
>>223363411>he was a wizard, Neil!
>>223363361There is actually no point in the sex scene. I remember TV edit cut right fromwhen they making out to her on the bed and it was obvous they just had sex
>>223366712By that logic, there is no point in action scenes. Any action movie could just be edited like No Country For Old Men and have the violence be implied. Sex is part of life, so it should be part of cinema, end of story.
>>223365705>>223366641
>>223366811Movies with of action and violence are called action movies. Movies with sex are called pornos. I don’t care either way. I just find it hilarious seeing people claim it’s anything but goon factor for sex scenes
>>223366712>>223367075it's literally what makes the plot make sense + it's artistically elevated
>>223363361>ConfidenceIt really is that easy.
>>223363414This (among others) is exactly what I think of when anons bitch about sex scenes. It's one of the most memorable ones I've ever seen. Doesn't feel out of place and is funny as hell.Sex scenes aren't inherently bad or useless to a narrative. Directors just lack the skill to make em interesting.
>>223366712>There is actually no point in the sex sceneWomen couldn't get pregnant without sex back then, dumbass
>>223367075No, pornos have real sex acts, movies have simulated sex acts. The equivalent would be comparing action films to snuff films or liveleak videos.
>>223368045Nice reading comprehension you got there
>>223367920>Big Jeff
>>223367899Yeah, Sarah mounting Kyle is literally the most important plot point in the entire series, there is no reason why it should happen off-screen.
>>223368070Look man, you want to goon to watching other people having simulated genetic movie sex, that’s great. Just stop with bullshit it’s vital to the movie or artistic. Fox back in day flat out didn’t deny it. Let’s have big titty bitches in swimsuits being lifeguards. Let’s throw in as many sex scenes as we can into our shows
>>223363361Kyle Reese, what a motherfucker.
The point of the scene is to show what the terminator is missing out on. Skynet and its machines have an intrinsic urge to kill all humans because they lack the urge to make love, that is until the infiltration algorithms become so complex that love becomes its own battlefieldthe war to save tomorrow starts todaydu du dun du dun, du du dun du dun
>>223368124False dichotomy + you're a bot + ratiodget off the web gramps
>>223363361> This guy I worked with Connor, was a real cock blocker> It's hard enough to get laid in our post-apocalyptic hellscape; but every time I got close, Connor would ruin it> If that's the way he wants it, fine> Hey John; you kept cock blocking me? Fine, I'm going to have sex with your mom
>>223368175Gooner mad
Decker's scene with Rachel is honestly more meaningful and her tits should've stayed in the theatrical cut. I love tits.
>>223368124Most movies and shows do not have sex scenes, and when they do, they are mandated to inform the viewer ahead of time as part of the rating system. If you are uncomfortable with sex scenes, you are perfectly free to not watch films that contain them. Some people are uncomfortable watching drug abuse, so they steer clear of any film featuring drug abuse. This is a non-issue you are complaining about.
>>223368271Who the fuck said I was uncomfortable? You’re the losers that can’t just accept it’s a gimmick for gooners. Sex sells. You’re the same type of idiots back in my he day said shit Playboy and Penthouse was artistic and you got them for the articles.
>>223368271>they are mandated to inform the viewer ahead of time as part of the rating systemNot good enough. Before any sex scene, I need a big flashing text overlay in Arial font, white, size 48 saying there's a sex scene coming up.That way I can fast forward to it and skip the rest.
>>223368142I'm reliable, I'm a very good listener, and I'm extremely funny.
>>223368371>You’re the losers that can’t just accept it’s a gimmick for gooners. Sex sells.Who in the world would watch a two hour film from the 80s to see a pair of nipples? When people complain about the sex scene in Terminator, it's always because they didn't expect it and got flustered, it was never a selling point or advertised. It's there on the back of the box in fine print under the rating, but appearantly nobody reads that, instead they just get angry because they had to see Linda Hamilton gyrate a little bit. Grow up, it's a part of life and completely your problem if you don't want to see it. Read the rating next time.
>>223368761> Who in the world would watch a two hour film from the 80s to see a pair of nipples? There was no internet! You had to physically go get porn to see nudity. Many didn’t because of the embarrassment of buying some gooner mag. So movies were full T&A! Horror movies, action movies. I still remember alien bitch with nice tits in Critters 2. Once online porn become easy to get it the gimmick doesn’t work anymore for movies. Why teenage gooner movies disappeared along with soft core porn movies you’d see on HBO
>>223368648qrd?
>>223368271>Most movies and shows do not have sex scenes, and when they do, they are mandated to inform the viewer ahead of time as part of the rating system.I remember when Channel 4 (a TV channel in the UK which started up in the 1980s IIRC and was a bit arty/alternative) tried a scheme where they put a little triangle in the corner of the picture to "warn" there was adult content ahead.They soon dropped it. I assume because they got massive amounts of complaints from people saying YOU PUT THE TRIANGLE ON THIS FILM SO I STAYED UP FOR TWO HOURS ON A WORK NIGHT WATCHING YOUR BORING CRAP AND THEN IT WAS A LAME NIPPLE FOR ONLY THREE SECONDS WHAT SORT OF BULLSHIT IS THIS
>>223369162When Fox first starter in the 80s they’d show nudity. They showed sex scene in this movie, Revenge of the nerds, etc. I don’t know how they got away with it
There's also a sex scene in the actual 1984 movie with John Hurt which also solved sex scenes in 1984.
>>223363361Frankly, Linda gripping the sheets and clearly having an orgasm was hotter to my teenage self than her (attractive) bare breasts.
>>223368907>So movies were full T&A!I'm not sure which movie you are discussing, but The Terminator, the movie in discussion, has one brief and discreet sex scene, hardly gooning material. I can't even imagine how prudish someone would have to be to be upset over it. Are you uncomfortable with women breastfeeding in public too?
>>223369021It's a direct quote from Terminator: Dark Fate. The Terminator says it.
>>223369566He just explained it was a DIFFERENT era of technology and culture, and by extension behaviorI hope you're trolling
>>223369685It was a different era, but nobody has ever watched The Terminator only for its sex scene, it's not a gimmick or put in there because "sex sells" as he said. Actually raunchy films existed back then, but they were advertised as such, like Animal House or Porky's. But we're not discussing those film, the film in question is Terminator, which is NOT a raunchy film intended as a substitute for people too timid to purchase a Playboy magazine.
>>223363381This thread has literally never been made in the history of 4chan.
>>223366677By the T800 impregnation unit. Wree-wroom wree-wroom wree-wroom until the fusion batteries go out. This was how hysterical women were treated anyways.
