Good for like ~10 min, decent atmo and buildup but just gets worse and worse with all the bad things piling up-That trailer scene makes no sense; no zombies in the streets but somehow hundreds on the rooftops just to throw themselves off-More comedy than horror: constantly taking precedence over immersion with the protag constantly quipping and yelling when he should keep quiet-One of those movies where the protag says "fuck" (unironically) 1000 times to be le relatable...somehow-Humanizig him has the opposite effect with too many stupid scenes that make no sense, e.g. he accidentally fires his gun inside car, fat guy gets understandably irritated, and 20 seconds later he calls fat guy an asshole and is still mad at him for getting slightly irritated--this kinda shit is constant-Generally too many scenes that make you scratch your head, e.g. him being unable to pull up the manhole cover (suspense!) only to suddenly do it with his gun in some bizarre way-Actual B-movie-tier shit like when he starts arguing with an acid-spitting zombie that could kill him instantly, then grabs it and uses it as an acid gun--if you don't feel bait-and-switched yet, this will do it-Even moments that should have gravitas just don't; he shoots a child and immediately quips "this never happened, I like children" while doing his Martin Freeman Hobbit face-Yes DEI, like a black girlboss just there to aurafarm and tell the fat white guy to shut up before disappearing, or a diverse group of doctors and the white ginger one (Hollywood really hates those) being the worst, letting everyone die and randomly refusing to neutralize the monster even though it would save his own life--nonsense the director thought made for a fitting ending6/10 at most for being entertaining but it's really a movie that makes you realize "entertaining" can't be the only criterion. It's devoid of integrity and intellectually insulting
i already didn't understand the praise for barbarian
>>223370280only to suddenly do it with his gun in some bizarre wayBrainlets everyone
>>223370280>Good for like ~10 min,To be fair, more like 30 minutes. The first thing that really put me off was realizing the creatures are more The Thing than classic RE zombies.
what was the point of the gimmicky first person view scenes?
Imagine hating on the new Resident Evil x Dune multiverse.
>>223370375>Brainlets everyoneYou? It makes no sense to pry open a manhole cover with the barrel of a gun when you can't even move it with your fingers. Him forcefully jamming the gun into the hole like that somehow makes it work is the icing on the cake, or that you can even see the cover move when he has one hand on it because it actually barely weighs anythingHow does it even feel to be this stupid? To be an actual shiteater who defends flawed slop and attacks people that try to make the slop you eat better? Almost intriguing how dumb and irrational it is
>>223371011Do you really not know what leverage is?Are you American?
>>223370280When was there a zombie gun in Bee Movie?
>>223370280You still making the same threads Anon? Get a life you contrarian faggot
>>223370280>like all movies todayWatch more.
>>223371011Anon...Why do you think they use crowbars to open manhole covers?
>>223371011tools make physical labor easierseems like you don't do the whole physical labor thing
Why does it drive incels insane?
>>223370414I hope this nigger has a heart attack
>>223370280only good part was seeing the woman zombie coming running from far away and that was just stolen from this.
Telling that all the shills (or one samefag) are trying to discredit the entire text by fixating on a single line I almost didn't even include because of character limit lol>>223371070Something you don't magically have more of just because you're using the tiny barrel of a gun instead of both hands>>223371154Prove that I ever made this thread before, Capcom shill>>223371201A crowbar is much longer and hooked>>223371177Acquire standards>>223371240Not not always and unlike you I did do physical labor (is this something to brag about?) and opened these things all the time as a kid for fun
>>223371385>Acquire standardsPost your all-timers.
>>223371399You first, want to laugh at your Reddit taste
>>223371406>You firstCoward.
>>223371385Anon you can use a fucking stick as leverage, it doesn't matter as long as it's solid and won't bend.I'm sorry our education system failed you
>>223371385Prove it? It came to me in a dream. If I were a capcom shill then I’d be hyping up that dogshit street fighter movie not calling out contrarian faggots like you over a movie that’s going to be a massive financial and critical success. Eat my cum out of your mothers twat you spastic pile of shit
>>223371011Incredibly ironic post
>>223371426>Anon you can use a fucking stick as leverage, it doesn't matter as long as it's solid and won't bend.A stick would probably be longer than this. There's a reason the movie tried not to show it too well in this scene>>223371504>Prove it? It came to me in a dreamPathetic>>223371518How?
>>223371526Why are you only counting the tip of the gun and not the gun itself? What a baffling retard
>>223371578Because he obviously only wedges in the tip, then lifts it with his own strength (not solely leverage, as you seem to think--he's using the holes and not the gap between cover and asphalt)>What a baffling retardIn the unlikely case that you aren't just shilling, you are one of the dumbest human beings I've ever encountered on 4chan. But at least you bump the thread
>>223370280>he starts arguing with an acid-spitting zombiethis sucked but the rest of the elevator scene was good. i liked that they incorporated some vidya logic
>>223371734He doesn't lift it lol, he pulls it backwards to create....leverage.>He's using the holesYou mean the holes designed for this exact purpose?This is getting sad
>>223370280>-Generally too many scenes that make you scratch your head, e.g. him being unable to pull up the manhole covernigger these are like 200 pounds
>>223370414Do not post the American man! This is unlegal!
>>223371841>He doesn't lift it lol, he pulls it backwards to create....leverage.That's still lifting it>You mean the holes designed for this exact purpose?The gaps are designed for what you’re describing, not the holes, and the tools used for either method are hookedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YXJOAxmXbc>>223371890You are retarded. Also you can see that it barely weighs anything because the movie is lazy:>>223371011>or that you can even see the cover move when he has one hand on it because it actually barely weighs anything
Meh zombie designs.
>>223372031>That's still lifting itYeah using the gun as leverage. He himself is not lifting it.>They have hooks!!! Not necessary and just there to make it easier. Obviously he doesnt have one so he makes do. He uses his brain instead, as you've made abundantly clear you do not have the intelligence to escape this situation and would have died in that alley, unlike like our midwit protag.
>>223372106>Yeah using the gun as leverage. He himself is not lifting it.Doesn't make any sense unless you're just willfully ignoring what you see with your own eyes or get paid per post (>>223371011). There is, again, a reason they try not to show it too wellGood to know you agree with everything else in OP, though
All modern horror movies are overrated memes.
>>223372286I think the only one willfully ignoring anything is you. Hes clearly pulling the gun backwards.
>>223370280Did Cregger confuse Resident Evil for Left4Dead?
>>223371011Holy retard
>>223372337Resident Evil has a long, proud history of shamelessly ripping off things from other media.
>>223372313No shit, sherlock of course modern movies suck.
>>223372323>Hes clearly pulling the gun backwardsMinimally because the holes are tiny and the barrel obviously has no hook, so he still needs his own strength, making it barely easier (probably harder) than using his hands while the movie makes it look like there would be a huge difference. And you're still ignoring how retarded it is that he jams it in with force (probably to obscure the tip) and that you can literally see the cover moving when he has one hand on it and barely tries, meaning it's either a prop or wirework and looks like fucking shit either way and takes you out of the movie for at least a moment if you have a brain (clearly you saw nothing wrong). They wanted a cheap "damn, he can't do it" => "oh, he can!" and didn't bother putting in more effort than necessary because most people today are low-IQ pighumans like you>>223372372Yeah the character is pretty retarded the way he's presented, also yells, punches shit and quips the whole time for every zombie to hear him
>>223372323yeah but wouldnt that ruin the barrel and make the gun useless?also how did he manage to hit every single one of the rats that came out of the fat guy?
>>223370280First 2 Milla movies are still the best RE movies.
>>223372600I don't think Judge Dredd invented niggas in tubes.
>>223370280Why murrican audiences "like awkward mc who can be literally me" and mcu tier humor so much these days?
>>223371734You no-gun faggot the barrel runs all the way to the buttstock you fucking smooth brained dipshit that is literally the same amount of leverage you’d get as with a crowbar. Limp armed, limp dick, smooth brained, contrarian faggot
>>223372697You're crashing out over a 4 second scene because you clearly do not understand how leverage works (still). Why even bother replying when you've made a complete fool of yourself? Nobody agrees with your nitpicking retardation.
>>223372770>samefagging shill now pretending to be a gun nut while not even realizing it's obviously a fantasy gunKek>>223372793I understand it and just explained it to you against which you have no argument so now you're just coping
>>223372733Ehh, depending on how bent the barrel is, it can still fire. It would be inaccurate and potentially backfire, but it could still work.
>>223372827Your explanation is what's telling me you have no understanding of the concept, retard.
>>223372829Well luckily nothing is bent because the gun stays straight as an arrow while he's lifting the cover and your cope theory is retarded due to poop in your eyes or something>>223372854Explain what I get wrong instead of coping then: >>223372697
>>223372827You think an mp5 is a fantasy gun lmfao.
>>223372885No but a dumb modified movie version of one is
>>223370280A movie is only as good as its ending so this one is shit.
>>223372949>it makes no sense to use the mp5 as a makeshift tool for leverage in a desperate situation because... it's a movie gun for showokay
>>223372697>Minimally because the holes are tiny and the barrel obviously has no hook, so he still needs his own strength, making it barely easier (probably harder)The hole size does not matter and the hook is, again, unnecessary and just helpful. Neither of these will change the fact that you can get extra strength from using the gun as a lever. Using a lever will always allow you to use more force, it's sort of its whole purpose, so you are, again, retarded and wrong.If you need a more thorough explanation about this simple machine then perhaps you should go back to school
>>223370478Only midwits think Resident Evil is about le zombies. Not only do most games not even feature classic zombie, but even the ones that do only have them as starter enemies.
>>223372884bro its just a fuckin vidya moviedont twist your panties over it
>>223372949What!!!!!!!! Next you’ll tell me that the mutations weren’t real, and that the actors in it didn’t actually die. Why are you so fucking stupid? Were you born this way, or did you get a head injury at some point?
>>223373096Zombies are the meat and potatoes of the franchise and the scariest and most iconic thing about it. Only midwits would die on the hill pretending otherwise.
>>223371011How does it even feel to be this stupid? To be an actual shiteater who defends flawed slop and attacks people that try to make the slop you eat better? Almost intriguing how dumb and irrational it is
>>223373084check out fucking archimides over heredont tell me, you heckin love science, right?
>>223373096Yeah RE1 was like a Monster Mash of all kinds of cool stuff. Zombies, rabid dogs, all kinds of giant animals, Brundlefly, Audrey III, lizardmen. desu the final boss just being a big bald guy with a claw hand was kind of a let down after all that.
>>223370280Looks like something out of Freaked.
>>223373169you can't even spell his name right...
>>223373200its a fucking greek tragedy i knownot all of us can get a masters at reddit university
>>223373225You already had to look him up, might as well copy and paste the name. Guess you don't understand that either, huh?
>>223373148Prior to re9 the last game in the series to even feature zombies was re6 which came out 14 fucking years ago which you’d know if you weren’t a larping faggot.
>>223373177Don't you dare compare Freaked to that fucking cheap Halloween costume
>>223373384>caring about the new shit games>ignoring the remakes when re2 remake is the best selling re ever
>>223370280Amazing how his coat was immune to the acid that eats through solid metal, or that it conveniently stopped puking when he confronted it
>>223373096Yeah, but during the raccoon city outbreak zombies were the main vector of the infection, then you had lickers and hunters and chimeras in very specific places. Zombies were like the pikachu of the franchise, that's why i didn't like re7 cum people or revelations shark people but that's like my opinion, man.
>>223373500It's RE5 actually
