MOTHER FUCKING CAPITALISTIC JEWISH BOLSHEVISM TAKES ANOTHER TOLL AAAAAAAAAAA FUUUUUUUCK

>>223412585
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>they uglified the fuckable cow
Another attack on White Male Heterosexuality

this is almost as bad as the time they killed mr. peanut

>the world sucks so bad that not even food packaging mascots can be happy anymore

>>223412585
>made with REAL CHEESE
What did they mean by this?

>>223412585
She's seen the rule 34.

>>223412585
Let me guess, "we need to talk" about racism.

>>223412638
>Jews

Fuck off, incel.

>>223412585
they should just put a photo of Trump and Epstein on there

>>223412941
OY GEVALT IT'S ANUDDAH SHOAH DESE INCELS ARE COMINNG FOR US

>>223412924
Because The Laughing Cow® brand cheese (sold by Bel Brands) offers a cheese so rich and creamy customerss wonder if what they're eating is real cheese.

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>>223412638

It's more likely because it got an Indian Hindu rape rat CEO, and Hindpoos ALWAYS destroy everything their shit covered claws touch. Now are Jews responsible for opening the gates to these filthy orcs and appointing them as CEOs to replace and destroy us whites? Absolutely.

>>223412585

pretty dumb marketing stunt. If we need to talk about cow farts or climate change I hope people stop buying the product and they go bankrupt. Id be willing to bed some female ad executive is behind this.

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>>223412585

>>223412911
::^(

>>223412585
even la vache qui rit got woke
nothing is sacred

>>223412585
Her smile and optimism: gone.

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>>223412585
The West has fallen my brothers...

>>223412585
why is this my fault

>>223412950
>they should just put a photo of Trump and Epstein on there

The economy is booming, higher than it ever was under Biden. Tarrifs are working, even China kneeled.
Borders secure, illegals getting deported en masse.
America is respected round the world again because we don't have a president with dementia.
Government waste cut hugely and is only gonna ramp up from here.
America's military is back and a force to be feared again, Israel is also secure and stronger than ever.
Media with conservative and christian values is coming back with force.

And you're still concerend about these files? Even though the FBI has vetted and confirmed that Trump has nothing to do with it?

Move on. There are other thing you should worry about, like Iran being a danger to us and all.

more epstein allegations

>>223412585
Is this about the rape?

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>>223413191
28% approval rating. Trump failed. It's time to elect Hitler

>>223412585
ok she isn't smiling but did they have to make her so bitchy looking, she looks like Meegan in than Key & Peele sketch

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>>223413191

>>223413191
he touched the wall. discard him.

>>223412585
She's sad over losing aunt jemima and the land o' lakes lady

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>I found your calf...
>Mooving on...

>"Here's why your Laughing Cow cheese isn't laughing any more"
>doesn't actually explain why, just says the cheese men haven't told anyone the reason yet
Journalism is dead

>>223412585
Publicity stunt

>>223413331
This is obviously just another marketing stunt and the "news" outlets are being paid to promote it.

>>223412585
>Parent company Bel Brands has not yet revealed the actual reason behind the mascot's serious mood shift.

It's a marketing stunt. It'll be funny if it's about voting Democrat though.

>>223412911
Things are improving in some ways recently, and that's exactly why they need to present a pessimistic image to you

>>223412585
let me guess, a jeet raped her

>>223413331
they should never tell anyone the reason or acknowledge she ever stopped laughing

>>223413085
reminder:
>grass has carbon
>cow eats grass
>cow make smelly gas methane
>methane rises up, like gamers should, in ten years it's broken down by sunlight into carbon and hydrogen
>grass breathes in carbon, grows
>cow eats grass, takes in carbon
it takes care of itself and they're pushing a lie as always.

>>223413191
>Tarrifs are working
The economy is doing better in spite of tariffs not because of them, this is a general consequence of Democrats not being in charge rather than of trade wars, things would be even better without the tariffs.
>Zionist bragging about Christian values
You're a fucking heretic, and for media we are enjoying a brief Renaissance before right wing prudishness that has previously struggled to make an impact gets to bring the hammer down using the tools left wing prudes built up, important evidence that accelerationism is a bad idea

>>223413210
sansa

5 years from now we'll gave Mandela Effect threads with gen As posting "she actually never laughed on the packaging"

>>223413264
don't forget uncle ben

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>>223412585
do companies ever actually gain anything with these moves?

>>223413560
in a besvis and butthead comic, they had a section where they showed cool tricks. one was to cut out the chest part of that injun sqaw and stick their knuckles or fingers in the hole so it looked like her boobs were bare.

>>223412936
Well probably one specific type of racism. Oy vey.

Surely, this vagueness will boost sales.

>>223413228
Seethe and dilate tranny

>>223413191
>America's military is back and a force to be feared again
Lmao. They couldn't protect West Asia and were exposed as paper tigers. Kys

>>223413621
Sales?

>>223412934
LMFAO

>>223412950
KEK

>>223412585
A gross poojeet is in charge now

>>223413191
>all these seething replies from screeching jew-obsessed oncels
Lmao, the fact that they don't have an actual reply/counter-argument to anything you said speaks volumes.

Never forget that these retards literally don't matter in real life.

>>223412585
What gay shit is this...do they think I'm going to buy a product where the fucking logo is judging me?

>>223413709
nigga Trump literally raped you

>name of the brand is literally "Laughing Cow"
>they make the cow stop laughing
Literally what is the logic behind what these retards do?

>>223413191
Besides gas being high (which he promised wouldn't be, but was at $2.00 for while) my family is doing really well this adminstration. I hate to be mean, but a lot of people complaining are bleeding heart retards and welfare types. Problem is, these people outnumber the rest of us by many

>>223413736
>Trump literally raped you
You are legitimately an unironic schizo and you need to be medicated, not posting on the internet.

>>223413736
Nta, but anyone who takes politics personally is a retarded faggot. I voted trump and think he's been retarded, but still beats whatever retarded crap the dnc was pushing

>>223413536
It was beautiful

>>223413213
>muh approval rating
Second Term, who gives a shit? Especially when the Democrat Approval Rating is even fucking LOWER?

>>223412585
SHE'S SAD ABOUT DRUMPF!!!!!!!!111111111111111111

>>223413228
Bring it on, faggot.

>>223413805
the rape sansa

>>223412585
>Red cow
Wasn't the red heifer some sort of Jewish bullshit in the first place?

>>223413447
How
Maybe if you're Chinese

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>>223412585
they took her smile billions must die

>>223413742
It takes all of us.

>Jeet CEO's do something stupid
>TDS retards on /tv/ find some way to force yet another thread to be about crying about Drumpf
O B S E S S E D

>>223413767
>>>/pol/

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>>223412848
>fuckable cow
nigga its a laughing cow???

>>223413228
>trans humor be like: violently kill everyone who doesnt agree with me

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>>223413767
IT IS
IT IS PERSONAL

>>223413191
Mediocre b8 but I'll still bite:
>economy is booming
But severely k shaped
>Tarrifs are working
lol. Lmao even. Even if they were working it would be far too soon to know conclusively.
>America is respected round the world again
Patently false
>Government waste cut hugely
Spending is actually way up under trump and he's accelerated the growth of the deficit rapidly, unless actual conservatives call him on the growing debt which they won't
>America's military is back and a force to be feared again
They are losing to a 3rd world country, Iran, and this is like the 10th time this has happened since world war ii. America has lost every hot war it has fought in on its own since world war ii.
>Media with conservative and christian values is coming back with force
Where?
>the FBI has vetted and confirmed that Trump has nothing to do with it
Trump is definitely a rapist pedo, but everyone at the top is so it doesn't materially matter, unfortunately. But he could have at least not been the worst president in modern history.

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>>223412585
>The Serious Cow

>>223413213
>It's time to elect Hitler
Hitler's been dead for more than 80 fucking years now ever since he blew his brains out like a coward after losing the war he started that killed more white people than any other man-made event in the history of the world, so I'm not really sure how you expect to go about being able to elect him to any sort of public office.
But you do you, I guess. Whatever makes you feel better.

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>>223412585
eww

>>223414033
>Trump is definitely a rapist pedo
>Source: He hurt my feefees

>>223414033
>severely k shaped
Yeah, well you're severely gay shaped.

>>223414033
>k shaped
Is this some kind of new leftytroon buzzword?

>>223414093
They all are, I'm not singling him out exclusively. It's also the least relevant part of my reply.
>>223414103
Damn you got me
>>223414118
>>>/biz/ terminology, keep up

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>society is collapsing

he pulled out the hdmi cable

If mods are allowing us to have an off topic thread then at least post a bunch of porn.

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It's over. I can't even afford a snack like this anymore.

>>223414118
K-shaped is another way of saying increased wealth inequality (rich get richer and everyone else gets poorer). In other words typical Republican governance.

>>223414228
>In other words typical Republican governance.
The single largest transfer of wealth from the middle class to the "1%" in the entire history of the western world occurred during and as a direct result of the excessive and nonsensical shutdowns mandated over Coronavirus.

>>223414214
That's a fairly small amount of laughing for an average spokescow, I'd say?

>>223414128
No, the fact that you just assume wild conspiritard extremist bullshit as inherently true with zero evidence to back it up is a very "relevant" part of your post, because it illustrates just how seriously we should take all of your opinions.

>Her smile and optimism: gone
How much do you wanna bet they're banking on this meme carrying it?

>>223414290
I'm not even basing it on the epstein shit, just on the fact that he's a person in power and has been for years. They're literally all degen pedos

>>223414263
Yeah, sucks that Covid19 happened in 2022 which is why it was called Covid22. Damn you, Biden.

>>223414185
Hollywood did it.

>>223414290
If you think Trump wasn't in league with Epstein you have down syndrome

>>223413874
Trannies are starting to be pushed back against (although this is going to get ugly before it gets better, especially because even though the u s government is against it the other western governments don't want to admit defeat on it)
Protecting Israel aside censorship is starting to reduce overall (but this isn't going to last >>223413526)

>>223413191
7/10 bait

>>223414464
>the u s government is against it
That will stop by November, or 2028 at the latest.

>>223414496
Fair point.

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>>223413191
Whats that line /pol/ always says...oh yeah.
If the economy was booming

The propaganda would be unnecessary

>>223412585

I wana face-fuck that cow

>>223414786
There's some good stuff on e621 of nasal penetrative on some female cows nostrils, its pretty good

>>223412924
Americans don't eat cheese, they eat "cheese product"

>>223414953

With "natural flavors"

>>223412941
About that....
>"The Laughing Cow has spent more than 100 years reminding us not to take life too seriously, so when she suddenly gets serious, you pay attention," Bel Brands chief marketing officer Jamee Pearlstein said in a news release. "Whatever finally got to her must be worth talking about. We’ll let her explain when she’s ready."
>Pearlstein
>stein
Always expect the kike.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/food/2026/09/22/laughing-cow-cheese-serious/91878897007/

>>223415040
Let me guess it is going to be about Iranian enrichment, October 7th guilting, and why aren't we sacrificing everything for Israel.

>>223413213
>28% approval rating among leftoids and other foreigners
Oh no.

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>>223412585
Oh great, another leftard distraction issue, pushed by their corporations.

The cow got bamboozled

>>223413139
I wouldn’t trust Amazon branded food products. I bet this shit is made of plastic

Fuck this cow and fuck Israel

>>223415168
This. Only 28% of the country is still Christian, trad, and conservative. The rest of em don’t matter. They’re all Satanic, Masonic, liberal, and nonwhite.

>>223412585
I've never had laughing cow anything so I don't really care, surprised this shit is still going though considering the fallout from every other retarded political thing they did to food mascots

>>223413213
If there was an actual Hitler 2.0 I'd unironically vote for him. I'm tired baws

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The laughter... stops.

>>223415300
That's why the normies call you people 'far right extremists'.

>>223415283
>>223413139
Gow bad has Whole Foods gotten under their umbrella? Haven't gone as much in recent years, but hasn't seemed too bad.

>>223414214
Bob was unironically right. 90 minutes is a very generous amount of time to eat that amount of food, especially for $3.5k. I'm a huge drinker and if I don't actively stop myself, I can naturally drink that much (diet) soda during a normal meal. As for the food, McD's burgers aren't very sizable, plus those are all QP/Double QPs, which are very light on toppings.
>>223412585
I have marketing stunt fatigue

>>223412585
Let me guess, a lecture is coming? This worked so well for all the other companies that did it. Pointless self-inflicted losses incoming, I guess.

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>>223412585
>Don't use condoms ONCE
>Suddenly "We need to talk"
Bitch I've already bought a plot of land and am in talks with an architect.

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>>223415500
The architect is quite familiar with cows.

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>>223415551
I was referencing the other time in history a human and a bovine had a child. Though if this Architect can help me I'll gladly accept.