he still got it
wow very amazing saar very incredible +3000 izzat deposit to redeem, wooowww incredible how does he does it??? how he old but do??? timmiies arent made like they used to before anything go like, yes veyr much i kiss all white girls love bbc n timmies seething, stalone really it does it he and before this
It's just as funny with no sound and therefore no punchline. Great idea for a thread, well done.
is this real??
>>223414694This is AI, that frontflip magically transformed into a backflip
>>223414733yes i was there
Explain why this wouldn't be possible
>>223414694Why is nobody clapping for he after that? Bloody bastards!
who's the young fella?
>>223414733Real?
Who let Italy build AI data centers?
>>223414721meds, now>>223414733very real, he's just that skilled
>>223414943This is fake; they just reversed the footage to make it seem like he bounced back up.
>>223414694When we sent to go see Top Gun Maverick there was probably like 3 or 4 ladies in their 60s/70s sitting close to us. Towards the end, there's that scene in the bar before he leaves for the final mission and slowly comes into focus in his dress whites one of them gasps and goes "he's still got it"I think of that every time I see these threads and chuckle.
>>223414694Reminds me of that Chris Angel mindfreak bit
>>223414943Last Blood was kino i hope he does one more rambo before his heart pops
>>223415122based horned up gilfs
>>223414943>>223414694Holy shit was this recent
>>223414694>>223414943Absolute mad ladWhat a legend
>>223414733You bet your fat ass it is
the fact that aging hollywood stars can still do something like this just spits in the face of the modern generation of actors who could never. He looks good for his age as well
>>223415692modern actors could never do this
>>223415730how is shit like this even planned. like they know his exact projectile back up to the plane
>>223415730Demolition Man sequel looking kino, bros
More believable than Tulsa King
>>223414694GRAVITY WORKS FOR ME NOW
>>223415753It's simple math, bro.
>>223415730>Im gay, everyday, in the buttWhy would he say that?
holy shit look at them kicks!
can he eat spaghetti too?
>>223414752The two trampolines wouldn't allow him to convert enough potential energy to kinetic energy to return to the same height he made the jump from.
>>223415807What if it's perfect rubber?
The fags calling these AI are the same fags that thought wrestling was fake. I'm going to jump into the grand canyon and prove to you fucks this ain't AI
>>223414694I’m kinda gonna miss these shitty gens when ai gets good enough so that you can’t tell the difference between irl.
>>223415807Thats only true on a spherical planet but we all know earth is actually flat
>>223415795He is obviously being pulled by a string, do retards here actually believe he is doing this by strength alone?
INCREDIBLE SKILLS!
>>223414694@girlcock is this AI?
>>223415823>Im so le funny
>>223415807Then how am I able to jump extremely high on a trampoline simply by starting with a short jump? Checkmate faggot
AI will always be unfunny vantablack coal. Newgens can seethe all they want.
>>223415850>I keep coming into the same threads I hate
>>223415844>you suck cock
Stallone is more bad ass than ever. Wow.
>>223414943This is actually really hard. My uncle tried this exact thing once but he landed sideways and exploded into a million pieces. He cant lift his arms above his head anymore, which is really sad because that used to be his favorite thing to do.
Maybe the boomers were right to destroy the planet for the rest of us if they can do this and we can't despite being younger.
>>223415859You slowly build up momentum every time you pull your legs up and then extend them down, but that's not just one or two bounces like in the video, in relation to the height
>>223415922Nerrrdd
>>223415917>and exploded into a million pieceshow did they put him back together?
>>223415922That's why he's Rocky and noone will remember your name.
>>223415730Ok, now do one where Sly's encased in fulminated mercury.
i don't understand this shit can't Stallone just sue him
>>223415971Love
>>223415971He had to get like a million stitches
AI thread?Ai thread.
>>223416184not funny you psychopath
>>223416184this is how you know it's chinese
We've seen enough to know that video, image and audio generation serves absolutely no useful purpose and should be banned. Sloppa should be treated like CP and be forced off the open internet.
>>223416212>>223416234Cat had it coming.
>>223415844>is the size of king kong at ground level>transforms back to normal size mid airhow does he do it?
>>223415795he missed the last one, sly's getting old
>>223415730This is just clever special effects, the block of ice is a prop, launched into the pool of "lava". The production team causes the explosion with a lot of smoke to obscure our view and then launches stalone safely into the plane using a machine.Still impressive considering his age thoughever. That double flip into a plane aint easy
>>223414694More based than anything hollywood has produced in the last 15 years
>>223416498Using a machine?
>>223416184Bodied that feline freak
>>223414694Why is AI so Indian coded.
>>223414694>Sylvester Stallone has been branded "trash" by fans after his Instagram account was caught following a racist and anti-Black page.>The 80-year-old star was met with fierce backlash after many fans noticed that among the 297 pages his Instagram account follows, one of them is the problematic page @blackfatigue_2.0Based sly
Gotta be honest I'm glad someone saw the tiktok of Sly being all old and decided to churn out a bunch of AI slop of him doing incredible feats. I approve.
>>223414694How come nobody cheered? It is pretty impressive he can still do that in his 80's.
>>223414943I've watched it several times and there are definitely no safety wires. Guy is an absolute madman, still has that Philly spirit.
>>223416737The product of AI is always goofy shit. That is how you can tell its made by South Asians.
>>223414694Showed this to my 74 year old mother, she believed it was 100% real and asked me why he did it.
>>223415823Do a flip
>>223414694No one jumps using both their feet
>>223417539This. People also only use 10% of their brains
Why do jeets love trampolines?
>>223414694Bullshit. That’s a stunt double
>>223416143cute.
>>223414694This is exactly the kind of thing I'm forced to do in my dreams
>>223414694Madafaka.
>>223415844Anything I want!
>>223416234my gf is chinese and she watches so much of this shit, its always some animal doing human things speaking in mandarin, there's entire drama soap opera shows at this point
>>223417582"No fun allowed" ass post.Everyone loves trampolines you nigger
>>223416737It seems almost like it was trained on really absurd Bollywood films.
>>223416184I'd pick her up with one hand and start fucking her.
>>223416774Giga based. Any rational American hates niggers.
>>223416774Sylvester Stallone WILL kill all niggers.
>>223416289The thing is, we don't ban things for being useless.
>>223414694>not Steven Seagalfake and gay
>>223414733The second trampoline was my son’s. I let Sly borrow it and he just fucking left it there. It’s just sitting in the Grand Canyon getting shit on by Condors and Buzzards and Stallone won’t helicopter it out of there.
>>223417539This fatass jeet has never even been on a trampoline kek
>>223415807Oh yeah? Hav you tried?
>>223414694Holy fucking shit that's legit impressive.
>>223414943holy shit that looks incredibly dangerous
These kinds of threads would be impossible to make if every post had the user's country flag on it.
>>223419432for you
>>223414694>>223414943>>223415730>>223415795kill yourself
>>223419481at least that cat isn't in bread
Ain't no surprise in the club to see Sly Stallone MiamiMy second home
>>223414733>is this real??Of course not.But THIS is.
>>223414694Is this real?
>>223419481Go ahead and revolt because... uh.... you can't afford computer parts
>>223415807>223414752you can't possibly know thatyou're faking knowledge
>>223419574Haters will say it's AI.
>>223419555It was so surreal, seeing the coach put a bullet in him right after he broke his leg, on live tv, in front of the entire Olympic audience.
>>223414694How did they erect the trampolines on those mesa?I would love to see a "making of" documentary for this stunt.
>>223419700Helicopters.
Not what you think it is.
>>223414721/thread
>>223419481Kamala lost.
>>223419589The golden age, many are saying this.
>>223419589life has been getting progressively worse for at least 50 years. Not that you would know that, terminally online zoomshit
>>223414694>>223414943Stallone great benchod saar
>>223419860>early prototype AI slophow old is this even, like 5 years by now?
>>223414733It's real. I was there
>>223415730that one ackshually happened
>>223414733What is real?
>>223419694Horse Olympics are no joke
>>223416184nothing personnel kid. Cat had a bad day at his McWagies shift
>>223415730How does he still do his own stunts this is crazy
>>223414822More real than real
>>223417725even LLM robots can't find a trampoline big enough for him
>>223420004he did not like having his photo taken but his family was friendly
>>223420016
>>223420028good people
>>223416558Maybe a very powerful trampoline.
>>223414943kek
>>223414694FAKEThis clearly takes place in America and yet none of the people in the background are obese and they're all white.
>>223420079Americans are all 20 BMI what are you talking about
>>223415730Why do they have a lava factory on top of a mountain?
>>223420146>lava factoryit's a volcano, dumbass
>>223416234
>>223414943>>223414694WOOWI ARE IMPRESSED!!!!! HOW HE DO!?!?!?
>>223414721>>223415850>>223416289>>223416737>>223417324>>223417582>>223417812>>223419432Anti ai posters are lame
>>223414694>>223414943>>223415730>>223415795holy fudge he's so impressive its unreal>>223415844dont post this ai slop again you fucking retard idiot moron retard
>>223419694>seeing the coach put a bullet in him right after he broke his leg, on live tv, in front of the entire Olympic audience.Well maybe if he'd kept the fucking skis level like he was supposed to, he wouldn't have been in that position.
>>223421608bot
>>223420028Do you think in this alternate world they are also related?
why does it look so uncanny when AI does close ups of people’s faces?
>>223415730woah, how did the helicopter transform into a plane? Technology nowadays is crazy
>>223420487his greed was his downfall
>>223414694>he still got itHope they find a cure soon :(
>>223416184based chang
post the one where he turns into a mushroom
>>223414694new rambo when? rambo vs pedo rapist jews.... aww it can't be finished filming for reasons.
>>223415756demolition man: thawed out
>>223421903>why does it look so uncanny when AI does close ups of people’s faces?That's my favorite part of these videos You think "no way that's Sylvester Stallone doing those stunts!" but then he walks up to the camera and proves it's him. Idk what he says everytime but I assume it's, "You work for me now."
>>223422406>>223415730Who is gonna play Wesley Snipes?
>>223415844Damn Bam is looking good these days.
>>223417716based. rambo vs packs of niggers.
>>223419589funny you should say that because taking away peoples' electronic entertainment is like the one thing that probably would lead to mass social unrest
>>223414694>>223414943>>223415730>>223415795>>223415844>>223416143>>223416155>>223416171>>223416184>>223416205
>>223415730>aww man that's a volcano and no trampoline in sight how is he gonna flip jump back up to the plane :(>he just fucking does it :)This was absolute kino.
>>223422425snipes of course
indian thread
>>223415844Bbbbased! Put some pennywise on full blast!Pennywose is the only skater band I remember from tony hawk.
Whatever he’s doing to do this at that age is prolly sorcery of some kind that he learned from The Secret Societies. It’s Satanic.
>>223419555There was a movie about horses diving into a pool so within the realms of possibility.
meanwhile in reality.....
>>223421869>>223422468
>>223422573This is AI. delete this, jeet.
>>223416143>Kawaiiii!
>>223422573I am 23 and walk like this
>>223420487gravity was his downfall
>>2234199292 Broke Cat Girls when?
>>223422629>the loser has to use the toilet
>>223420487The forbidden Fell In technique from the secret school of Cats Up Kung Fu!
>>223416511>>223419555>>223419589>>223419929>>223420487>>223421608>>223422601>>223422609>>223422736
>>223415917>He cant lift his arms above his head anymore, which is really sad because that used to be his favorite thing to do.is he french?
>>223414721
I only find it funny that it's Sly, the jumping thing is retarded
>>223423022ROFL
>>223423022You have absolutely no idea how insanely popular this type of content is among middleaged women. Sometime you could think the data centers exist only for this.
>>223415730I was there on the plane filming this
Someone should make an AI meme like Rickroll, but instead it's "nobody's bitch" Yulaw from The One appearing and killing whoever is on screen.
Why is everyone posting AI videos in this real footage thread?
>>223423346>manlet piccolokwab
>>223423305I plan on adding him to Doomsday when it comes out. Yulaw VS the Marvel Multiverse.
>>223414721fpbp
>>223414748Yup me too I'm the guy in the read t-shirt
>>223423346I like how the studio is endless
Thread makes me want to play a Metroid game.
>>223422609wow.
>>223414694>>223414943>>223415730>>223415795>>223415844
>>223414733It is real Stalone. No mask or body double. Yes, it is real. I can spot CGI. None here. Maybe they removed harness digitaly. Still. You can not fake this.
>>223415730Did they have a freezer on the plane??
>>223415844He has really good form.
>>223422629The Indian is clearly under 65 kg, the white guy is probably 70 kg Indians just can't help being deceptive, it's part of their nature.
>>223420042they look russian
you can tell these are AI because of how he talks to the camera at the end. ai always adds those cheesy endings
>>223423389Man AI is getting crazy
>>223423022>>223423305>>223423346>>223423785
>>223415971All the King's horses and all the King's men really stepped up their game after getting put on blast so publicly like that.
>>223415730audibly cackled
wobble wobble wobble
>>223419555kek
>>223420487>>223422601>>223423022Happy caturday!
>>223414694Posting AI slop should be bannable. RANGEBAN Asia already for fucks sake. Brownistan is abject cancer.
>>223415795I remember this from SG1
>>223424431but is THIS real?
>>223424447just genned this
>>223415807Are you blind? There's literally video evidence right here in this thread.
>>223424489Shhhh, no sleep, only dreams
>>223424489range ban anyone who lives within 10 miles of a non-euro
>>223424639Just ban israel first, the rest is details
>>223417324Good question. They don't use it anywhere near as much as burgers.
>>223417285They've seen him do stuff like this countless times, I guess it loses its charm after a while.
>>223424745Meant for >>223416737
>>223414694BAN ALL INDIANS FROM THE INTERNET
>>223424805See >>223424745
We've come a long way from this.
>>223424544Unfortunately yes, orange cats always drive like maniacs.
>>223424827>India is still secondNice argument Raj
>>223424885Now consider population. You don't get to act all smug when the american usage is more than 10 times higher per capita.
>>223424989Fact: The majority of people using AI in America are Indians
>>223425034America has indians? Grim.
>>223424989speaking of per capita, jeets = rape, fraud, diarrhoea, poo, turd, smell, disease, lies, scams
>>223422609kek that took a turn
can someone use AI to replace the absolute dogshit CGI that actual movie studios produced?
>>223417608Yeah, malaka
>>223421873>alternate worldit's Turkey
>>223424282not my purrrrblem
>>223424745top 3 countries are brown shitholes
>>223424561Sweet, what ai?
>>223416184kek
This is how it would really go
>>223425329
>>223425341there is a place in hell reserved for us
>>223425040unfortunately
>>223424848No we haven't.All you uncreative tosspots can think of to use AI for is porn, politics and celebrities, same as it was day 1.AI is only ever as creative as the person prompting is.
DAMN
>>223425374Good job missing the point by that much.
>>223423346
>>223425394Good job ignoring the more relevant point by that much.
>>223425383holy shit
>>223415730I was on the fence with the insane jumps but there is no way the volcano stunt can be real...right?
>>223422609>>223422736Hollywood is done
>>223414694I’m being completely genuine when I ask how the hell can you be “anti-AI” when it makes funny ass stuff like this?
>>223425481they are threatened by it.
>>223425481Its woke rubbish
>>22342538350 cent?
>>223425361Yes, the cool guys lounge
>>223425627Who knew if you clean up a gorilla's head and facial hair you get this?
what demonic incantations are these AI doppelgangers saying whenever you see their mouths moving silently in the backgrounds?
>>223425718I agree with the premise of your question but the technical term is gaussian noise. Source: blood memory
>>223422609based landchad cat
>>223425361remember when lefturds thought that baby jd vance memes were gonna make the vice prez sooooooooooo mad?
>>223425400Fake, no Hanx
>>223425481everyone i meet who is anti-ai has been a true weirdo in every other guage of persona
>>223422609>gravestone picture movesHoly cursed
>>223415815It's not a closed system. You're not creating energy from nothing.
>>223425481>>223425909it's slop. not liking slop is not being "anti-ai".
>>223414694>>223414943Eat your heart out Industrial Light & Magic!!!
>>223426065Bot