>>223415641
Cares about what?

>>223415613
I would eat at Hiro's sushi bar and drink the most expensive French wines

>>223415613
The rare stamp in the movie is an interesting edge case because most of its value was in it being unused. When he attached it to an envelope and mailed it, that was making use of its utility but also destroyed most of its non-utility value. A court would have to decide if this was within the rules or not.

>>223415659
That's about $2000 a day with the yen value in the sitter. You're not even reaching 1 million

>>223415691
That's why I'm supplementing it with Napoleon and Voltaire's private wine collection

>>223415613
Give Megan Fox, and Sabrina Carpenter $15 mill each to do a private anal lesbian show just for me.

>>223415613
I've been watching this movie since the 80's and even to this day, I would have a hard time doing this. The easiest way is to hire a bunch of people do stuff, but have them work on a public works project, rather than something I would own, if that were a work around.
Obviously, have a driver, rent a supercar, have security, make up a couple other roles.

Remodeling a hotel like Brewster did is brilliant. I'd fly private as much as possible and rent some huge mansion. Just go city to city with my team, while they're doing some of their jobs on the plane and in the mansion. Tons and tons of strippers and hookers. Like an insane amount. Buying tons of super expensive tickets for groups of people I know would be one way.
Hire some famous musicians to do private concerts would be great.
Hire a private chef for every meal and have them cook premium food constantly.

>>223415720
Google says that is about $30,000 a bottle.
So you'd need to drink 1000 bottles of wine in 30 days to get around the assets clause. You've now created a new fun challenge for yourself. Can you drink 1000 bottles of wine?

I make a hollywood movie

>>223415724
ASS TO ASS

>>223415759
Within 30 days?
And trust Hollywood accounting?

>>223415752
If I can't, I drink 750ml bottles of 1945 Domaine de la Romanée-Conti, which sold for over 800,000k usd

>>223415613
Just have the best time possible. It's not likely you'll be able to spend it so just buy beer, hookers and round the world flights to see a ton of places. Just load up on memories.

>>223415778
You don't have to finish making the movie

30 million pieces of licorice.

Couldn't I just hire every astronomer, spirit medium, career advisor, and spiritual guru in the country to give me advice?
I'm sure a lot of those people would be glad to charge me compeltley ridiculous rates to talk to dead famous people or discover my inner spirit animal or whatever.
Would any of that knwoeldge be considered an asset?

>>223415876
You're going to have to eat all the licorice

>>223415613
buy crypto. there are retards on /biz/ still thinking LINK and XRP are going to make them money

what is the tipping policy here?
If I go to a strip club can I just spend 14 hours making it rain?
What about getting robbed? What if I bought a super expesive car and parked it in a really bad part of town with a bunch fo expensive items clearly behind the windows?

>>223415908
>no gambling

>>223415613
does force majeur count? like what if I bought an oil distillery that I know is very likely to get bombed?

>>223415923
The no destroying objects bought would likely be the part to screw you over in that case.

Finally I can afford to play Canadian Highlander

>>223415613
What's even left to spend money on? Bribing politicians?

>>223415613
Does buying 30M worth of property and selling it all for a buck count as charity?

>>223415934
technically not gambling as you are buying an asset. just youre buying a really shit asset. It would work great buying those stupid monkey pictures

>>223416014
In the movie he uses the money on a political campaign to run for mayor
So yeah you could use that for political lobbying

>>223415613
Findom

What if I start a company where everybody is HR or janitorial staff?
What if I insure the building for FAR more than it's worth for the month?
Like, and expired insurance policy is not an asset, right?

>>223416014
>>223416037
Legally politicians label all that money as donations and the rules say no donations

I'd buy a home computer with a nice GPU and RAM.

Start off by first losing the maximum gambling. Then hire a team of very expensive publicists to get the word out about my weeks long charity drive, for which I will hire an absurdly expensive event planner that will hire absurdly expensive personal chefs and security, ice sculptors, landscapers, live entertainment, etc.. I will naturally be donating the maximum amount allowed to charity. Concurrently with all of this I will deliberately 'accidentally' injure a very jewish non-lawyer (with very expensive jewish lawyer friends) that will sue me for all I have left. I will of course hire a very expensive legal team that will settle the matter as quickly as possible before the challenge is over.

>>223415613
>So you can't hire a buddy to do nothing
Providing company is also a service. Id just bill him per hour at the rate of a high class hooker. A non 0% of people have hired hookers and not had sex with them, instead opting to talk or do other mundane activities

>>223416031
Wait couldn't you just buy a non durable asset and not sell it quickly
Like buy 30 million bucks of milk and try to sell it again in a month?

>>223415613
If I recall correctly charitable donations were allowed but only for a small portion of the money.

>>223416066
>Hello insurance company
>I'd like to take a huge insurance policy on this building
>And make the policy last less than a month. I don't intend on needing it after that
What do you think the insurance company is going to think?

>>223416067
These rules suck and go against the spirit of the movie
In that he wanted the money spent not just invested, yeah turns out it's hard for anything worth while to lose 100% of its value in 30 days

>>223415661
I doubt they would be able to get him on that one.
He is using the object for its literal intended purpose regardless of how dumb that would be normally.

>>223415613
>93 million
Id dump all my money into a meme coin and then keep it until after the rug pull. Gauranteed to lose 90% of it.

>make a fake insurance company
>make several parent companies that own it
>these parent companies are all based in complicated jurisdictions i.e. Panama, Isle of Mann, Cayman Islands etc
>buy some scam dogshit insurance policy from this company for $30m (minus the cost of all this to set up)
>done
btw this is a legitimate way to do it. They can try to argue the value isnt correct but you cant do that with insurance as it is buying piece of mind - many insurance companies can offer a cheaper quotation but you are free to choose the convenient option regardless. its your money.

>>223415659
Aaah the french...

>>223416094
That strikes me as risky, the milk at least. What if nobody wants to buy it?

>>223416094
I wonder if willfully letting milk spoil counts as willful destruction.

>>223416119
but it's the same argument as paying someone an unreasonable salary. You're paying an unreasonable amount for a stamp when you could use a regular one.

>>223416139
it would take you way longer than 30 days to set up an insruance company legally with all the paperwork and approvals required

Surely even when the movie came out you could pay someone 30 mill to go to space and have it be at least close to market value

>>223415974
It would have to be mentioned in.the contract that robberies count as destroying otherwise it would never hold up. You cant sign a contract with someone and then be like "oh actually this section covers that even though it doesnt explicitly state it."

>>223415923
that would count as a donation

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>spend 93 million dollars on services to create a concert
>rent cameras and film the master recording of the event in the last 4 days of the challenge
>after the challenge license the recording and earn passive income from it
>didnt collaborate with anyone since I'm just a promoter

>>223415613
you just do what he did in the movie and run for office and spend everything on your campaign.

Why can’t I open a supercar shop and sell the cars for a buck apiece?

>>223416204
>tipping counts as a donation
>in the film the rich inheritance guy says youre only allowed to donate 5%
criminal. basically forcing him to have his food spat on

>>223416223
no it would have to be fair market value

>>223416211
That recording would count as an asset
>>223416223
Setting all that up would take more than 30 days.

>>223416236
What about renting mega-yachts? All of them.

>>223416176
The difference is he bought an item with an established value and used that item for its literal designed purpose.
While salaries may vary there are known ranges and anyhing outside of those ranges would be subject to scrutiny and a demand for justification.
For the postage stamp there is (fairly) objective value and he needs no more justification in using it to send a letter beyond "that's what a stamp is for."

>>223415613
Jewish cowriter was caught with a 15yo in 2024: https://nemosnewsnetwork.com/youtubers-catch-hollywood-producer-herschel-weingrod-in-predator-sting-involving-minor/

>>223416223
Not only would that lose the challenge but the IRS would fuck you up 6 ways from Sunday, and your customers.

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>>223416050
>Findom
okay this is based

>>223416253
>That recording would count as an asset
Thats stupid. So what. I have to show up butt naked on the last day lest I risk them saying "ThOsE sOcKs CoUnt As AsSetS"? Stfu

>>223416236
this is why you stick to buying services because once used it has no value. Get ideas from the arabs, they know how to spend. Offer $10m to a hollywood actress for sex or shitting on her chest

>>223416291
>for sex or shitting on her chest
Why did you repeat yourself?

>>223416256
you have to use them. I guess you could find one super yacht to rent for 30 million but it would take you a long time to arrange that and they'd want a security deposit which you won't have.

>>223416256
>1 million per week
Damn those are expensive. The only hard part I can see would be explaining to the rental company why you need 10 without giving away the secret. Might be the answer. Except for hard mode because I don't see them letting you rent 93 mega yachts

>>223416262
a collectable stamp's intended purpose is to be kept, not used to send letters. That would be like buying a mansion to be used as firewood.

>>223416139
>buying piece of mind

>>223416288
No. You have to show up with nothing that you didn't already own before the challenge started.

>>223416291
good luck finding an actress to shit on you within 30 days.

>>223416211
oh shit just do a fyre festival, done, or another woodstock, those all lost millions

>>223416324
:^)

>>223416085
>Hey bro I want to hire you and pay you to keep me company
>Huh? That's weird why?
>I can't say. Also I can't just give you the money. You have to be paid to keep me company
You won but your friend now thinks you're gay

>>223416307
A d you could conceivably get into a bidding war with someone else trying to rent them. If 93 million is the goal, you’d ~23 of them.

>>223416356
you only have 30 days. Would take you way longer to set it up.

>>223416317
nope, he's right, you can't destroy a mansion, but mailing the stamp is not destroying it, it was clever in the movie

>>223416359
>You won but your friend now thinks you're gay
Thats just your fragile masculinity. Any normal dude would be PUMPED to hear their bro say those words.

>itt one faggot who gets off by telling people "no"

>>223415613
Buy a bunch of ad space for a stupid purpose, easy.

>>223416401
No there's at least two here

>>223416317
No that would be like buying very expensive rare firewood to use as firewood.
A mansion's intended purpose is habituation.
The rare stamps purpose in its design and construction is to be fastened to a letter and sent away. Just because others later attach a different purpose and value to it does not change it's intended purpose.

>>223416380
sending it would be the same as destroying or discarding it. It's not intended to be used like that.

>>223416266
the movie also costarred Stephen Collins, who admits to sexually assaulting multiple minors before he starred on 7th Heaven

>>223416326
jesus, how constipated do you think they are?

>>223415613
>can't buy anything for yourself
>can't buy anything for others (charity donations)
>can't gamble or give it away
So what can you do with fiat currency if you can't use it to buy anything?

>>223416401
lol, that's the point of the thread. People come up with ideas and others debate whether it is allowed or not. Not my fault most people here are low IQ.

>>223416430
Ozempic doing crazy numbers on their digestion

>>223416421
I don’t think so. Eating food is technically destroying it, but that’s also getting use out of it. Same goes for the stamp. Its intended purpose isn’t to be a collectable.

>>223416411
Either way it gets tired fast. Its like the fat kid at school who would always say shit like "nuh uh i didnt get shot cause I put up a shield at the last second, you just didnt see". Like fine bro, you win, no ine can beat your challenge, since thats what they so badly wanna hear. Sad really.

>>223416418
nobody buys rare stamps to be used to send letters. They are bought to be kept.

>>223416435
Services and non physical goods

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>>223415613
What did the main character get if he didn't spend the money? I remember the movie but I have never seen it.

>pic unrelated

>>223416266
Was the girl actually 15? Looked much older.

I want billboards across the country to say HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG, spare no expense

>>223416450
No it's not like that. More like jew word and rules manipulation to make you lose

>>223416435
It essentially just leaves services. Id just hire a bunch of A list actors to put on live versions of their movie for me. Imagine if I asked the whole cast of avengers endgame to do play version of the movie for me. Shit 30 million wouldnt be enough lol.

>>223416474
I think he got nothing. He had the option of 1 million to keep or go for the challenge of spending 30 million in a month and he gets 300 million if he succeeds, or nothing if he fails.

>>223416380
Which begs the question of why he only did it once? He could have openly bought as many rare stamps as possible. With each purchase, and public knowledge that he was using them, the remaining rare stamps would skyrocket in value, making it even easier for him to blow through the $30 million by using them as ordinary postage.
Related to that, coins that cost far more than their face value could be purchased and then spent for their marked value. A silver dollar is still one dollar of legal currency and can be spent as such even if it costs two million to obtain.

>>223416380
granville and baxter even seethe over it, it was a brilliant way to piss away a million dollars. he should have purchased more valuable stamps, even if they weren't AS valuable, and mailed them all out, but that wouldn't be very interesting for a movie I guess.

>>223415890
You could maybe get away with it if you also hire a hypnotherapist to make you forget the knowledge, but hypnotherapy is pretty much bullshit

>>223415613
I would hire all the whores in the country to act as my harem for 30 days. Easy.

>>223416474
$1 million up front if he doesn't want to do the challenge
$300 million if he suceeds at the $30 million challenge
Nothing if he fails the challenge plus he forfeits anything valuable or remaining money from the challenge

>>223416438
Yea but youre taking the role of the supreme court and making decisions about what the authors intended with concepts they had no idea about. Who are you to say that buying crypto is counts as "gambling"? Fuck you and your hollier than thou IQ, faggot.

>>223416450
there's lots of coomer threads in the catalog if that's more your liking

>>223416487
Whats youre answer then, jew?

>>223416456
It's an edge case, which is what the court system is meant to determine how it applies in the legal context of the contract. For Brewster, it would be risky to have the $300 million relying on a court decision that might go either way.

>>223415752
Just throw a party??

>>223416504
true but that movie wouldn't be very fun, the fun is all the creative ways he has to come up with to spend it

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>>223416456
At this point I'm suspecting you are a troll because you can't possibly be this retarded and not actually understanding what has been said and explained to you.
Either way fuck off.

>>223416524
>first thought is a coomer thread
No, thanks tranny

>>223416518
I'm sure breaking the law would void the contract, like buying the best cocaine and snorting it.

>>223415613
Fly out a bunch of OnlyFans and Instagram whores to fuck me for negotiated rates, travel and accommodation included.

>>223416523
the point is to interpret the rules of the challenge. If people wanna just come up with boring loopholes then it becomes a boring topic if nobody is going to debate it.

>>223416523
The antagonists of the movie are literally skeeving money grubbing lawyers head of a law firm. Did you actually get mad that posts reflect that?

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>>223416502
Adjusting for inflation, that's about $3 million to walk away, or try for $900 million. There's a fight over on /sci/ about nearly the same scenario.

>>223416518
>>223416559
Forgot, in the movie, he has to account for every dollar spent with receipts.

>>223416534
The answer is _______no_____[\spoiler]

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>>223415613
That movie came out in 1985. The equivalent today would be $93.4 million. Round it down to 90. now you have to spend three million a day.

>>223416536
well the problem is expensive stamps don't do anything different than normal stamps, so there is no reason to buy them to be used to send letters. At least with other disposable assets there is a difference in quality for higher purchase items, like escorts, so you could justify the higher price.

>>223416570
blue button, I'm too poor to take the risk, 1m is life changing

>>223416570
your answer would be based on your current financial situation. If you're broke then the 1 million is ideal. If you have money and are comfortable, then the other option is better. It just depends on how much you value 1 million.

>no one replied to my tactic
I guess it would work, I win

>find a popular electronic, maybe like a walkman
>stock up with as many of them as possible, making sure to pay market price for each one
>buy patent
>turn around and immediatley make schematics available for everyone
>competitors rush to make chinese knock offs
>fair market value tanks
>sell supply of walkmans for a dollar each, which is now fair market price
>use the money I "made" from selling walk mans to buy a nice dinner.
>the end
The only issue I see is the 30 day window, but depending on the product (i just randomly chose walkman) you might be able to get it done.

>>223416559
It's legal in parts of Nevada but it is questionable if one really could burn $93 million on whores in just a month since he could only pay them the going rate. The entire legal brothel industry in Nevada had $150 million in revenue last year, so it's unlikely one man could fuck enough in a month.

>>223416620
You'd still technically own the patent

>>223416570
In statistics you would press the red button because the expected value is higher. In reality blue button makes far more sense because unlike the expected $1 million with red the blue button is all but guaranteed.

>>223416621
you don't have to fuck them, just hire them for the night or weekend (and get receipts)

>>223416613
what is it? I'll tell you why it doesn't work

>>223416563
Again, who are you to say which loopholes are boring and which arent? I thought the "wHole pOinT oF thE GamE" was to beat the challenge not to beat the challenge in a way thay you deem satisfying. Fuck you.

>>223416613
>he doesn't realize I'm waiting til 11:59 PM on the 30th day too late for a new idea to reply with why it doesn't work to screw him over
gg no re

This may count as "giving it away" but I heard someone suggest that you could use the money to finance some media you want created. Maybe I could hire nintendo to make an ACTUAL sequel to Mario 64. Maybe I could have a portion of the profits too if that doesn't count as "owning an investment"

Then I win the bet and get my dream video game.

>>223416634
you're not gonna find 30 million worth of escorts legally.

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Imagine pushing the blue button and being the 1% loser

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>>223416594
Imagine if you were the 1% that gets nothing.

>>223416563
What the fuck are you talking about?
The "loopholes" are the most interesting thing about this.
The challenge is created in such a way that you must think outside the box and poke through the small areas the rules dont specifically cover.

>>223416638
Youre outly admitting that youre starting with the conclusion and then working your way to the explanation. Fuck you

>>223416643
>Nintendo
>finishing a game in under 30 days

>>223416641
I see these types of threads all the time and people are always just using loopholes that goes against the spirit of the thread and makes it uninteresting. It's like playing a video game and just using glitches and claiming you won.

Like you have people saying "ill just hire prostitutes for 30 million". And it's like, Ok that's the best answer you can come up with?

Make 30 million dollars of stock market calls. If your calls are successful, then go ahead and give back the 30 million and lose the bet, you will have double that after you exercise your calls.

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>>223415613
Rent some obscenely expensive property
Have a massive, nonstop party there.
Hire tons of expensive event planners to make everything go smoothly, tell them to spare no expense.
The finest foods and most expensive liquor flown in by the finest chefs 24/7
Hire every hot Instagram model in the world to come and look pretty
Hire every celebrity I can to make appearances (A-listers would surely charge a lot and it does provide value)
Hire tons and tons more actors to stand outside the venue cheering 24/7
Hire all the biggest bands in the world to come and play
Rent a fleet of the most expensive automobiles money can buy to take people to and from the airport, where all my rented private planes are bringing all the people I invite to the party
See if I can rent some obscenely expensive works of art to hang on the walls under glass.
Hire camera crews to document the entire event.
I’ll spend the money and as an added bonus, I’ll probably bang a bunch of instathots.
I’ve never actually seen the movie, is this what Brewster does?

>>223416679
They don't have to finish the game. As long as you have a contract that says they will work on it. Your money will be spent and you've essentially paid for a service.

Buy expensive collector's toys or card packs, take them out of their packages (I'm using them for their intended purpose, not destroying them), their value now plummets. I sell the toys and cards, and now it's easy to spend whatever money that I get from selling those.

>>223416655
Kek

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>>223416570
In today's dollars, I'd take the $3 million. I have a second source of income that will never go away. $3 million pays off my house, both of my brothers house and my parents, easily and I can buy enough rental properties to sustain me.
No more daily grind for me and nothing but hobbies.

>>223416667
I guess that's one way to look at it. I just prefer taking the rules of the game and going with it instead of finding ways to bend the rules.

>>223416690
you're not allowed to keep anything related to your expenses from the challenge.

>>223416684
>people are always just using loopholes that goes against
Ok, first off, samefag. Dont pretend to be someone else supporting your ideas, its really sad.
And second, as someone else mentioned loopholes are the entire point of the movie ya dingus.

Easy
Tell a golddigger you're rich, plan and throw a lavish wedding, those fuckers charge exorbitant prices for everything. Fly everyone out to your exotic destination wedding.
be great if you could also get quick divorce, and hire her the most expensive lawyer to clean you out

>>223416641
Instead of crying someone pushed back against your crypto idea and calling people boring you could have been interesting and presented an interesting not boring argument as to why crypto isn't gambling. You don't care about boring you only care you lost an argument. An argument you could have actually tried to attempt to win mind you.

>>223416730
>dance for me monkey
Eat shit faggot

>>223416692
I think he does party but it ends up not being pricy enough.

could easily spend $30 mill on a party if you tried hard enough. royal weddings cost more.

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>Penniless WWII soldier Monty Brewster inherits $8 million but must spend $1 million in under two months before his 30th birthday to get the rest, leading to an outrageous spending spree and everyone thinking he's lost his mind.
The 1945 version.

>>223416726
good luck doing that in 30 days

According to OPs arbitrary rules Brewster himself wouldnt have won the challenge lmaoo

>>223416767
more like Brewster's Million

>>223416713
Based simple life chad.

Too many of these hypotheticals involve jumping through hoops for more money than any rational person could possibly need.

If you got 3 million, you could invest it and just withdraw 3.5% a year, which will get you 105k, and your money will never run out.

my portfolio is at about 600k, and I'm pretty much ready for "coast fire" where I'm tempted to work for just 2 days a week for the rest of my life. I could keep grinding for 15 more years and retire with 10 million, but I'd rather have my freedom than dopamine hits over impulse purchases.

>>223416726
Yeah but then divorce court would continue to give her the 300 million you won from the challenge. Divorce rape is too powerful

>>223416747
>cries when someone disagrees with his point
>gets told to defend his point against attackers
>cries more
lol
lmao

I would just write a computer program at my company to shave off the less than a cent remainder on every transaction each day for a few years, it'll make me millions. Was that the question?

>>223416692
He does some of that and it is in the spirit of what the dead relative wanted to accomplish by making Brewster associate frivolous spending with negative emotions. The purpose of the $30 million was to get all that shit out of his system so he'd be responsible with the $300 million.

>>223416793
Plus, I could possibly make money doing other things. If I had free time, I'd do so many of the other things I want to try, creatively or economically. The easy life is all I want.

Rent private planes and go between various hotels and sporting events would be the easiest I imagine. Maybe pay to go to space?

>>223415613
Actually it’s not that hard if you rent out an expensive place and just spend the priciest shit on it for 30 days as a private venue. Musical performances, daily private jet rides, 5 star chefs, yachts outside, security, invite celebrities, pyrotechnics, circus acts etc. technically it’s all private so you can spent whatever you want as long as it counts as entertainment or performance

>>223416795
if you finalized the divorce before the challenge was over then she wouldn't get that.

>>223416830
>costs $55 million to visit and spend a week aboard to International Space Station
Neat. I did not know that.

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>>223416821
Super idea, man. Three cheers for you.

>>223416821
But the TPS reports are due on his desk by Monday

>>223416833
those things can take longer than 30 days to arrange though. You can't get musicians and celebs to do shit on a whim if you're just some nobody.

>>223416888
I’m pretty sure Jho Low did this IRL. Forgot how much he spent exactly but it was outrageous

>>223416907
yes but he's already rich so people know who he is and he can call up celebs whenever he wants probably. If you're just some nobody who came in to money, it's gonna take you a long time to get in touch with celebs since they won't know if you're a serious client or some prankster wasting everyone's time. You'd have to call their managers and get through, prove you have money, etc which would take a while.

>>223415613
If you buy seats for family and friends on one of those space trips that would wipe out 30 mil easy.

>>223416830
>>223416849
>autistic space anon accidentally spends too much money on the challenge and goes into debt
kek

>>223416862
I just got that, thank you

>>223416935
good luck getting your friends and family to agree to go on the trip

>>223415613
I bet chartering a cruise ship for a large event and long duration could get you up there pretty quick, add on entertainment and insurance as well.

>>223415613
How much did those billionaires spend to see the titanic wreckage

>>223416977
250k each

>>223416825
What if the opposite happened and he got a taste for it?

>>223416954
How so? They don't need to turn up, even though I'm sure of about 10 that would for sure, the tickets are still bought (as a surprise gift).
Anyways just any type of ''experience'' purchase works, choose something else if needed, there are plenty of events/travel/etc agencies that cater to the immensely rich nowadays.

>>223416984
cool, me and 3 others, every day for 30 days, perfect

buy tickets for every flight and event happening this month, you don't have to go to any of them

>>223416935
Looking at the prices space ticket is in a weird place. The gay "space" tickets aka just high altitude planes are less than a million a ticket so nowhere near enough. But the real actual space tickets are 50 million a seat and unaffordable with your 30 million

>>223416992
you need to get services used otherwise they don't count. You might as well just buy every ticket for a concert and go yourself.

>>223416984
They got scammed. Even if they didn’t die horrifically how could it be that much to enter a cheap submarine?

>>223417017
>nowhere near enough
just find out how many people you need to pay for to get it done and then do an open invite thing on a social network

>>223415613
That's 90 million today.

>>223415613
Build a harem of the most expensive prostitutes, let’s say about 50 of them and I give them millions each. They know me as a legendary arch-pimp wanting to have my own priceless concubines like in the past and don’t question my spending. Easy

>>223417022
Is that in the movie? I haven't seen it so I'm just going by the OP. If I get a viral post out of wasting money on empty seats you could argue it provides value.

>>223417040
Looking at the math about 40-60 people.
6 or 8 passengers a flight
2 hours a flight
Looking at around 5 to 10 space trips lasting total of 10 to 20 hours

The real problem though is whether the feds will let 40 people learn space is fake and gay

>>223415752
Do the rules say you can’t pour them down the drain while looking straight into the sommelier’s eyes?

>>223417117
Take the drunk challenge anon

>>223415613
It's incredibly easy nowadays.

Lease extremely expensive cars for 1 day every other day. Lease a private jet.
Lease a yacht.
Hire entertainers everywhere you go. Go to the most expensive Hotels. Go to places where prostitution is legal. Hire a thousand escorts every other day. Pay for all their meals and transportation. You'll burn that money before the time is ups

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>>223415613
>immediately form tech start-up in Silicon Valley
>comb LinkedIn for the most expensive devs and pay them to relocate to Silicon Valley
>make sure there's a w*man on the lead team to fuck everything up
>give the team an incredibly impossible task
>watch the start-up exhaust $93 million in less than 30 days easily
There is no "hard mode" in this; it happens constantly. Plus you get to keep it all a secret from the team and other employees and get to call them in one by one and fire them in dramatic, ego-shattering fashion.

>>223416110
kek

>>223415613
>buy rare expensive cars
>dismantle them and sell the parts for their individual values

>>223416307
just say you want to host a mega-yacht race, hiring the crew and pilots is extra expense as well. You'd run into the same paperwork bullshit obstacle as most solutions ITT though, it takes more than a month to make this happen since even with the money on your account you have no reputation and no one to vouch for you.

>>223417361
you're not gonna do that in 30 days, retard.

>>223416474
>I have never seen it
Not missing much. It was one of the many anti-wealth "morality tale" movies from the 80s, made even worse with Richard Pryor.
>wealth bad
>white bad
I'm surprised Whoopi didn't make her way into it, honestly.

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>>223417416
Bullshit. You can sign the lease on an entire building in a day, hire a personnel team by the third, and have devs on the payroll by the end of the week. This is literally how tech startup money laundering works, retard.
Maybe if you left the basement more often you'd realize it doesn't take two fucking weeks to get your shit together just to go buy more fucking Mountain Dews, holy shit.

>>223416562
Don't even fly them out except for select ones you want to sample, hire every single OF model to make a POV video where they say your name. There are 4 million active OF accounts, if you get even 50 percent to make a custom video for you that's most of the money gone. That way you get to fuck without dealing with the headache of flying all thoses whores in and get the job done as well. Hire a private consulting firm to rush job the selection process for the whores, book a private villa and staff for your one month fuckathon.

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>>223416570
red
>00-49 red
>50-99 blue

>>223417480
except they have the infrastructure in place already to speed the whole process along, whereas you're an ordinary person with no real knowledge or connections to this process. NTA, but it wouldn't work.

>>223417480
nobody's gonna give you a lease without a background check on who you are and what you do in a day.

Devs aren't gonna quit their current jobs to go work for some literal who start-up in a day either. they'll assume you're trying to scam them if you offer jobs with some unknown start up.

>>223417480
How do you plan on failing that fast? Idiots that take a job that starts that soon after hiring are more likely to be slow and inefficient delaying lots of financial expenditure

>>223417571
the staff will be out of a job after 30 days too, kek. So people are gonna be asking a lot of questions.