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How do you make a movie about dinosaurs when they're constantly retconning the lore?
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>>223418577
They’ve known this about Dunk for a while though anon. The British museum has a complete skeleton of ol’ Dunky that isn’t that large either.
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t-rex having feathers was a let down
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They keep retconning science as well, but is that stopping creationists from giving THEIR obvious answer?
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>>223418608
>rexfags get the feather nerf
>spinochads get a head spike upgrade
shit's fucking rigged
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>>223418608
they ended up backtracking on that, now it's back to small scales

>>223418663
it was trex slander
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>>223418608
>people are still pushing this
why?
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>>223418663
The weak should fear the strong
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>>223418673
it was a psyop by Big Bird
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Whatever happened to those direwolf clones a few months ago?
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>>223418676
basically a dog could easily be domesticated
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>>223418692
ah yes, this seems like a really good idea... i'll just take a poodle or golden or something thank you
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>>223418577
You just know that Jurassic park was iconic, because people still cant let go of the dino imagery from those old movies as a real fact
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>>223418702
It's vital to bring back Hyperborea
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>>223418695
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>>223418723
the first one is basically the perfect movie.
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>>223418745
this is dog racism.
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>>223418746
True. That movie got me into dinosaurs as a kid, and I still watch it once every year
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>>223418745
>used the hybrid not science based spinosaurus
lol spinofags really need to let it go
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>>223418577
>Different species dinosaurs
>Nobody stops to wonder if some of them are just babies or juvenile
>All dinosaurs are just constantly adults for some reason
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>>223418773
It's scarier when it's like an alligator hunting in the water
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>>223418608
>>223418670
>>223418663
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>>223418774
Woketards just refuse to believe Sexual dimorphism is an actual thing between animals. Since male birds and reptiles are often bigger in size, they don't want to admit it. Before they kept pushing that female dinosaurs were bigger than the males.
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>>223418692
they aren't real direwolves, they're GMO wolves based on the game of thrones direwolves. it's a scam company
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>>223418879
Prove it
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>>223418577
Do whatever you want they don’t know shit about dinosaurs because no one has ever seen one, fuck it I say they hair all over their bodies and big tits. Want to disprove that? Bring me a live dinosaur or one preserved in ice
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>>223418577
Fun Fact: Libraries bin old books so you won't be able to find non compromised information from when the world was white.
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>>223418855
>Since male birds and reptiles are often bigger in size
female reptiles are usually larger, male birds are usually more colourful
>Sexual dimorphism
100% real and if anything more pronounced in humans than animals
>>223418774
shit ton of 'triceratops type' dinos are now considered to just be juveniles, where as the animal grows the frill becomes larger and eventually forms holes in the middle
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>>223418577
>Dunkleosteus
even after is terrifying remembering the only time you'd meet one is in the water where you have very low mobility compared to it
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>>223418732
A man moth?
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>>223418773
>spinosaurus
still terrifying
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>>223419659
based fire breathing anon
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>>223418608
It didn't have feathers. They found petrified T-rex skin. No feathers. Feathers come from retarded paleontologists who say "AFTER THE DINOSAURS WERE KILLED OFF BY THE METEOR, THEY LIVED TO EVOLVE INTO BIRDS, WHICH MEANS THEY HAD FEATHERS!"
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>>223418688
You should sew the psy ops Cookie Monster and Grover pull.
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>>223418577
by not trying to make it about actually existing dinosaurs, but instead a retro pastiche of various prehistoric reptiles that are entertaining even if that's not how they literally were
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I don't care what they tell you in school dinosaurs didn't have feathers
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>>223418577
The smaller version is arguably more terrifying
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>>223422560
how
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>>223422560
>The smaller version is arguably more terrifying
Keep telling yourself that, smallfry.
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Simple, you hire Henry Cavill
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>>223423283
>>223423383
In the same way the shriekers from tremors 2 are more terrifying than graboids
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Imagine believing in dinos
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If dinosaur is real why not in Holy Bible?
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>>223423705
They're implicitly in the bible. Noah doesn't take them in the ark or something
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>>223418692
They weren’t real Direwolves. They are wolves that were genetically modified to look like Direwolves.
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>>223418577
>DINOSAURS WERE GAY BIRDS OR SOMETHING
fuck you
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>>223423705
old testament does mention giant monsters living on the earth doesnt it
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>>223418577
that's a fish not a dinosaur
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>>223418692
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>>223425638
why did this make me laugh so hard
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>>223425638
Almost perfect. Just change Remus to Staypuft
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>>223418732
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>>223425888
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>>223425908
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>>223425888
>ywn hunt megafauna to bring home for your q.t. cavegirlfriend to cook up
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>>223425805
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>>223425949
She wouldn't look like that, her legs would be as hairy as all these paleo creatures being posted.
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>>223425949
Is that Elena Koshka?
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>>223420123
The 2020 paleo needs a septum piercing, green hair, and doodle tats to be accurate.

> make it lame AND gay
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>>223418593
Did someone say Dunk?!!
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>>223418577
>constantly retconning the lore
"Canon" doesn't matter and only robotic autists care about it.
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>>223425638
>>223425966
Amazing, very well done anon.
>offers starting at $20k USD
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>>223425949
>>223425988
>>223426012
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>>223425918
why were animals so much bigger then?
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>>223425966
perfection
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>>223426303
They could afford to be without Propecia monkeys chucking rocks at them.
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>>223426025
came here for this post
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>>223418663
I kind of like the giant cockatrice redesign they gave trexes, I bet they spoke in various British accents too
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I'm a pro when it comes to dinosaurs because i watched ''walking with dinosaurs'' as a kid
that is the acurate depiction of the dinosaurs, everything more recent is fake
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>>223418806
I kind of thought so in that shitty latest JW movie, where one drags that chick screaming out to sea.
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Why didn't the pterodactyls just fly away from the meteor? And why didn't the dunko's just swim away? Like they have the whole ocean and they couldn't avoid one spot near the coast of mexico? Were they stupid?
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>>223418745
>humans were not its primary diet
Thanks AI.
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>>223423283
For one thing, very large marine species are nearly always filter feeders, not carnivores.
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Why are there no dinosaur films?
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>>223418608
Has there ever been a case of a dinosaur being retconned into being cooler? They always seem to get smaller or look faggier.
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>>223427229
They never invented cameras, so how would they have made any films?
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>>223427293
Iguanadon going from generic lizard with horn to Talk Dumb Get The Thumb. I imagine that's been retconned recently too.
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>>223418663
Nah they recently gave him a ridiculous buff
They're starting to claim 13 tons or even bigger specimens that we simply haven't found yet
And then you get other retarded shit like the silent foot pads and xray vision



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