Just started this, I know the franchise only for the memes. What i'm actually in for?
>>223423638First film is the best, 2fast and tokyo are very fun.The later movies turns the characters more and more into super agents out to save the world - but with cars.
My made up trilogy is:>The Fast and The Furious>Fast & Furious (F&F 4)>Tokyo DriftAll the other movies are kinda meh or dumb popcorn flicks, at some point there's even The Rock trying to steal Vin Petroleum spotlight which is kinda embarrasing tbqh.
>>223423638Fast 5 is the best one besides the original. They go to Brazil and it’s where most of the memes and references come from. The ending credits is the climax of the franchise.
>>2234236381-7 is canon and kino, everything else after Paul Walker’s death is slop. 8 was still p. Cool tho
>>223423638retardation. this is room temperature IQ actionslop for retards.
>>223423638I've just started ricing my car while revisiting this franchise. it's not JDM or Muscle, just a euro shitbox but i'm having fun. are there any more car movies adjacent to F&F?
>>223423638Literally the gta of cinema, the biggest goy muttslop there is. First movie is ok
Its genuinely just DBZ but with cars and wiggers, right down to them defeating the bad guy only for him to join the family (Z-fighters) to fight the bad guy in the next movie who repeats the cycleif you want to make it fun take a drink every time there's an on-screen gear shift
>>223423638Vin Diesel kills a submarine with a car in the Artic Circle
>>2234236381st one is a fine movie that works as its own thing and Y2k americana. 2nd one already changes style into dumb flick. May be enteratining once. 3rd one in Tokyo is separate from the previous two and is surprisingly ok. Then the series completely shifts from street racing into heist movies. Basically a ghetto version of those old French crime movies and 80s Hollywood crew operators, now for a racially ambiguous 85 IQ audience.
>>223424284This is unironically great but i would also throw 2F2F in as that one mandatory beach filler episode between canon arcs
>>223423638Nobody likes the tuna here is one of the bestblines in the series.
Bump
>>223424959Gone in 60 Seconds is my favourite but it's not really about the tuning scene.
>>223423638point break with cars and a ton of awful sequels. stop watching after 3I like 4 because it has my irl car as the big hero though
>>223423638First one is a solid 7.5/10. 2Fast is 6/10Tokyo Drift is 7/10. The rest is just fanservice capeshit with cars.
>>223423638First three movies are Color Trilogy>F&F: red and orange, sweaty and hot, chilli pepper LA>2F2F: yellow and green, fresh, warm Miami>Tokyo Drift: blue, cool and cold, neon Tokyoall three are fun and extremely rewatchableother 7 are completely different movies of different degree of funmy favorite are obviously first three, then 5, 6 and 7 and hobbs and shaw8 9 10 just aint it no longerwalker was underrated part of the duo
>>223424336Hobbs & Shaw is good and much better than 8 (and the ones after).
1 & 2 > 5 > 3 (pure meme movie) > 6 > 7 > 8 (kino cutoff) > 9 > 10 > 4
>last one ends on a cliffhanger but was a box office disappointment>still no sequel to itWill the cliffhanger ever be resolved?
dom lost here. responding with anything other than "haha yeah, good race man" makes you look like a sore winner.
>>223429762You almost had me? You never had me, you never had your car.
>>223423638racing kino in 1-3, action kino in 5-7dont watch the restyes, even 4, its a throwaway bridge you never needed, as 5 gives you all necessary info8-10 are garbageat its peak it was peak
>>223423762I didn't like Tokyo Drift. I was about 35 when I finally got around to watching it, and it was clear from the start that TD was a total teen/high schooler movie. Our hero, the brooding bad boy of the high school, races against the local Chad to compete for the affections of the local Stacy. Oh no, the cops show up and they all get busted. Chad and Stacy are released without charge due to the influence of their rich parents, but our mean streets kid is kicked to the curb. You're in real trouble this time, son. So he goes to Tokyo to stay with his dad and live out some bullshit weeb fantasy, and of course a hot Japanese girl gazes lustfully at him when he walks into his new class at Nip School. "Sugoi! Beeg white man beeg white penis desu!" I'm sorry but I'm just too old for this stuff.
>>223430193>I'm sorry but I'm just too old for this stuff.Every teen movie becomes cringe with age. Even with ''things were better back then'' glasses.But cringe is good. Ive been a faggot many times when younger but i still miss it.
>>223430347>But cringe is good.Sometimes the cringe is unbearable. I tried watching xXx again, and the opening scene was just too much. Vin steals the flash sports car of a senator, and while he leads the cops in a high speed chase, he livestreams to the internet to tell the public exactly why he is doing this. The senator, you see, has been campaigning against violent videogames. What a fucking square, bro. Videogames are part of our youth culture, so keep out of it, old man! Then Vin flies the car off a bridge and parachutes out mid-air while Drowning Pool's "Bodies" blasts on the soundtrack. ONE - NOTHING WRONG WITH ME - TWO - NOTHING WRONG WITH MEFucking hell. I had to stop there.
>>223430702Back then it was either fun or a nothing-burger that people igonred.I look back at them with fond memories but i'll never consider them properly good.>Fucking hell. I had to stop there.If you cant relate or immerse yourself, then yeah - There are much better shit like this out there if this is the genere youre after.
3 > 2 > 1 > 5 > 6 > 4 > 7 > 8 > 9 > 10
>>223430193Movie went over your head. It is cheese kino.Watch it again and embrace the cheese.
>>223430702The only cringe here is you.
>>223423638Just watch 1-5. Fast Five works as a hood finale.
>>223429137It's confirmed, the last chapter of the saga will be released in 2028.
>>223428925give it up Dwayne
>>223429762granny shifter cope
Imagine zoomers dealing with tuna cars.
>>223430193>a hot Japanese girl gazes lustfully at him when he walks into his new class at Nip School. "Sugoi! Beeg white man beeg white penis desu!"
>>223423638Goes from Crime/Race kino to slop kinoJust enjoy the ride
>>223433342>Alphies will never have anything but electric carsSAD!
>>2234243195 is unironically good fun, and it makes a solid end point for the series. Beyond that it just becomes Mission Impossible-lite.
>>223423638>What i'm actually in for?
>>223430193>of course a hot Japanese girl gazes lustfully at him when he walks into his new class at Nip School. "Sugoi! Beeg white man beeg white penis desu!"Huh, I didn't know it was a documentary
>>2234236381 and 2 are solid.3 (tokyo drift), as much as i clowned on it when it came out, its actually way better than i gave it credit for, and better than the future movies.i dont remember much of 4, but i think it was ok.5 is when the series went off the rails, lost the plot, and jumped the shark. maybe not all at once, but it was when it really lost me. everything else is just super secret agent slop with cars. its the kind of stuff that only kids think is cool, and stuff that just LOOKS cool. pure spectacle, zero brains. like if an edgy adhd kid tried to write a bond (but team) movie: take out all of the boring talking and class, crank up the super gadgets and car chase scenes and dumb spectacle of neon lights and niggers/spics. seriously, in 5, dragging a whole bank vault by 2 cars and a couple of cables... and this cube doesnt snag and tip over? you can just take turns with it and swing it, and it doesnt tumble, tangle the cables, keep going with its inertia and fling the cars? straight slop sequence. and never forget the rock in one of the later movies just flexing and busting off an arm cast, or vin diesel stomping and collapsing a parking garage.
The first one was pure cringe. Cringe lines, cringe plot, cringe actors. Awful movie. Cant believe retards liked it.
>>223429833Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.
>>223423638They’re all stupid cheesy fun up until 5, which is honestly the best movie of the franchise, even though Tokyo Drift has the best memes. Then they progressively get worse, with 6 being an alright mission-impossible sort of movie and the last time the banter between the crew is genuinely funny, and 7 being worse but a good stopping point with Paul Walker driving away being a good emotional end.8 and beyond just goes full on pure slop that isn’t fun to watch anymore, although the spin-off movie with The Rock and Jason Statham had nice banter, but that’s pretty much it.
>>2234243368 was so fucking bad dude. You could just tell all the soul was gone from that movie and everyone had completely checked out by that point.
>>223430193>>223433470>>223434169Isnt the main girl in TD some square faced muttoid? I dont even think it's an hapa, not to mention a jap cutie (which could've been more kino).
>>223436153Everything after 2Fast 2 Furious is a coma dream after Vin crashed at the end of the first movie.
The first two movies have an early 2000s aura that I don't even know how to describe.Watching those movies feels like going back to those days and makes me feel a bit depressed at the passage of time and how quickly the last 20 years have passed and how shitty the world is today.
>>223436557early 2000's was also the last hoorah for car/racing culture before auto manufacturers made cars gay and lame.
Kino. First one is and always will be the best. Five is my second favorite as I really think it's where everything combines and peaks. Make sure to watch in order.
How are they going to continue the franchise when sedans are basically dead. Will they race in SUVs
>>223423638kino, from start to latest
