>>223425863>Fred Astaire biopicwhy? nobody under the age of 75 knows who Fred Astaire even is
I see Mags I watch, simple as
did fred ass-stare ever make two women do ass to ass like in reqiuem for a dream and if so will that be in the biopic?
>>223425863Why does Tom Holland keep getting roles?He's a shitty actor and isn't even attractive.
>>223426043yeah both he and his hideous mutt beard zendaya are getting a brazenly obvious push from somewhere
>>223425863Why does Margaret Qualley look like someone's mom here?
>>223425863Who gives a fuuuuuck
>>223425863Modern movies are so comically awful. Who watches this shit?
>>223426043>He's a shitty actor and isn't even attractive.That applies to everyone in Hollywood today. They're all ugly and talentless
>>223426043He's a good casting choice for the role.
Should they add Madeline Cline to this?
>>223426005>>Fred Astaire biopic
Who
>>223425863Poor guy is just surrounded by the middest females all the time.
>>223425863I wanna see Sabrina's Carpenter
>>223426005Why wasn't something like this made in the 80s, during the last gasp of anyone giving a shit about tapdancers? Is this getting made as an excuse to bash a white man for doing blackface?
Will their be an homage to the Clockwork Orange scene?
>>223427115Insane take, Qualley is like the only attractive actress under 30 casted to any big budget film in the last decade.
>>223427115He needs shittier actors around him to seem ok
>>223427217>in the 80s, during the last gasp of anyone giving a shit about tapdancersWhere did you get this idea
>>223427446There was still the occasional unironic tapdance number back then, some of the old stars were still alive and giving their last on screen performances, there was still memory of tapdancing being a thing even if it was totally out of fashion. Now though? Might as well be trying to connect with modern audiences with a ventriloquist biopic.
I would’ve thought Gene Kelly would make a more interesting character for a movie. A more complicated individual, by all accounts.
>>223426029same i hated her at first when i saw her on the leftovers and she was a woke brat with no curves getting blackednow i cant look away and find her intoxicating
>>223425863agp kino incoming
>>223428081sabrina is so ugly but she has a decent ass in those shortspoor middle girl is there to make the other too look better loli with margaret got a bbl though that would be heaven
>>223428153bina is right, men really are disgusting pigs
>>223427115Bimbo qualley is good
>>223428170damn the butterface is a pawg
I don't care for Sabrina but will still watch
>>223426780Goebbels was right
>>223426104I'm pretty sure he's also a trained dancer, this is a passion project for him, and since Tom makes Sony so much money with Spiderman they can afford to take a loss just to keep him happy
>>223425863I'm sick and tired of the nepo midget
>>223425863Industry plant in feminist disguise is eager to live off the glories of a Jim Crow era blond woman.
>>223425863Sabrina and Tom suit each other the best
>>223428381hes a faggot
>>223425863omg thicker Maggie. I haven't felt this big a rush since thicker Rowan and thicker Pey Pey.
>>223428635Maggie, rich men can keep you in diamonds and yachts. I'll keep you in Big Macs.Wait. That requires rich men now, too.Here's a hot dog from the 7-11 rollers.
>>223428635I'm pretty sure its just the dress
>>223428850Fred looks like an older Tom here
>>223428921lmao
>>223428836Way to crush a dream.
>>223426005I know there's a girlboss actress who did everything he did except backwards and in high heels. Her name escapes me.
>>223426005>why? nobody under the age of 75 knows who Fred Astaire even isThere's an old SNL skit where Cheri Oteri is doing a parody of Regis and Kathy Lee, both of whom have been replaced several times over by now. Regis, the old man, makes a reference and she says, "Nobody even knows who that is, Reg!"Now nobody even knows what that skit is, Reg.
>>223426104Doesn’t look a damn thing like Fred Astaire
>tom holland as fred astairethe fucking fuck
>>223425863
>>223425863Tom Holland is living in a special kind of hell. he's surrounded by beautiful women, people shipping him with sadie, now they're going to be shipping him with these two, all the while he hitched up the very first hideous bitch to ever hang out with him as he was getting famous and now he can't even speak to another female without her getting insanely catty and jealous because deep down she knows she's nowhere near as hot as the rest of the girls in hollywood and she's only getting roles because she's a digestible shade of brown for general audiences and the jews want brown women front and center
>>223430031he's a gay faggot anonhe sucks dicks and likes ithe puts penis in his butthole and it makes his gay penis cum from the butt fucking of another guys penis in his butt
>>223427217because he was still alive and even if he wasnt he never wanted any film to be about him
>>223430250they're in a lavender marriage
>>223429404>There's an old SNLnobody under 30 has ever even seen a single second of SNL, nobody under 45 has watched it in the last 20 years.
>>223426043He born in a wealthy family with good connections in the industry
>>223428850>I didn't want to leave this world without knowing who my descendant was, thank you Michael (Fred Astaire)
>>223431097that's what majority of hollywood is nowadays, that is why there are no new brad pitts/leonardo dicaprios anymore
>>223426005Somebody had a good script probably for many years and now suddenly you have the perfect actor to lead it in Holland, who is a big time ballet dancer or some shit. Id bet holland made the biggest impact on getting this greenlit
>>223431755yup holland really wanted to play astaireit is his dream rolehe maybe wants to do romcoms with zendaya and sabrina
>>223431131Yes, Fred was always hanging with those who were much too young for him.
>>223426043He's the highest grossing actor in hollywood
>>223431925Tom looks more like a boy version of Audrey than Fred
>>223432088It's because Tom is the only Spidey with international appeal. Spidey has always been popular in the US but Hollandman is so well-liked in China,Brazil, India and even Japan who do not like foreign movies
>>223430280>Have my life misinterpretedThis is sad cause this is probably the only time period where his life is gonna be misinterpreted as fuck. Should have done it in the 80s or 90s.
>>223425863that fat pig Sabrina carpenter clopping around those pig hooves
>>223432550she is better than rodrigo anyway
>Astaire's life has never been portrayed on film. He always refused permission for such portrayals, saying, "However much they offer me—and offers come in all the time—I shall not sell." Astaire's will included a clause requesting that no such portrayal ever take place; he commented, "It is there because I have no particular desire to have my life misinterpreted, which it would be."
>>223426005Hollywood loves doing "pseudo remakes"Like they won't remake rockythey will just make a movie about making the film
>>223426043He’s a perfectly good little goy who stays out of trouble by only talking about uncontroversial things. The manlet has the charisma and boldness of a wet blanket, but that’s what kikes want goyim to emulate
>>223428081>modern feministsWomen just can’t stay out of whoring can they
>>223432622But WHY?! Why are they so afraid of original ideas? Do they think that they're going to be able to keep riding the same 2 retarded IPs for the rest of time?I mean, does anybody give a shit about Rocky anymore? The original is 50 years old and there's been 8 trillion sequels. Even in Spaceballs, which came out in '87, they joke about there being 5000 Rocky films, how could anyone possibly still care about such a run-dry franchise?Even with the superhero films, eventually people will stop giving a shit, it's inevitable
>Fred Astaire biopiclmao who asked for this? Is Qualley gonna play Cyd Charisse?
>>223435023I hope not, whoever plays Cyd has to be able to dance. Same for Ginger, I hope they don't go the route of body doubles with face replacement.
>>223432088Retard
>>223432183KEK that's so true!It's funny because big tough men of a certain age always use Fred Astaire to refer to a feminine sissy of a man (my father does it all the time), yet when put next to Tom Holland he looks like Kirk Douglas
>>223434036then why does anything resembling it immediately stop when you waddle into view anon?
>>223425863Midget with no body acting opposite gay midget with no acting talent. Ah.
>>223426104that twink looks NOTHING like the guy...now pic related
>>223427115you think hes attractive? nah man
>>223435672looks like mr. bean
>>223435672Holy shit, you might be onto something
>>223425863hope this succeeds, i like sabrina
