Why did Dreamwork’s latest masterpiece about asian lesbians with parental trauma fail ?
AI can't replace Hollywood writers soon enough
>>223427246It doesn't register with kids, it doesn't have princesses, toys, animals, superheroes, cars or anything kids are drawn to. It's made for the woke liberal parents to drag their kids to.
>>223427246Asian-Americans can only write one type of story and it’s about how mean their immigrant parents were to give them a good start in life where they can succeed by their own merits instead of become an eternal slave caste designed solely to scare white people into obeying Moloch.
>>223427773parents who made their kids watch disney now make their kids watch disney. its a cycle of abuse.
>>223427862ESLalso saw the trailer for this garbage in OP and couldnt contain my audibly derisive mocking laughterif your kid enjoys this you raised them to be a fag / troon congratsur gay best friends and also third generation asian american who fucking cares
>>223427857Glad they are speedrunning on going extinct
What the fuck is this?
>>223427857I am surprised Asian Americans only have one lived experience, ever. None of them have anything new to say. It's the same broken record. Writers overseas don't seem to have that problem.
>>223427246>it's real
>>223427246the problem is the tone. the movie is AGGRESSIVE about how "fun" it and its characters are, when mostly they're just loud.
>>223427431fpbp
I thought the trailer looked mildly interesting (cool seeing an overly Filipino movie) but then it became stupid isekai shit with DAVE FRANCO as the male lead
I didn't realize they were Asian-American. I thought they were Asians who actually lived in Asia. Damn, this definitely means it's gonna be a parental trauma movie.
>>223427857And boba tea
>>223427246I've never heard anything about this.But I love yuri, so more gay girls is good.
I don't remember this coming out?
why is kpop demon hunters literally the only american movie with cute asian girls in it
>>223430345>>223427246they are literally presented as BEST FRIENDS, you people are like those tumblr fags seeing the skeletal remains of two guys together and concluding they'd have to be fucking
>>223432526>their foul looking character designs>”best friends”LolLmao even
>>223430345Kill yourself genuinely
>>223427246Totally not transcoded Go see it! Take your kids!
>>223432936>A BOOMBOX!!! WHOA, I REMEMBER THOSE>I'LL SEE IT!
>>223432936This is a threat. They are laughing at you.
I have never seen a woman, let alone an azn with that hairstyle even in the most pozzed part of Melbourne
>>223432998oh HELL no. Did you just assume their gender
>>223427773>woke liberal parentsAn oxymoron.
>>223427246Is Forgotten Island doomed to be... forgotten?
>>223427246because its set in the filipines making it a literal third world problem that only they can relate to, alienating audiences. also the collab items with jollibee sucks. dreamworks put more effort into their how to train your dragon toys with burger king than this shit.
>>223432936>>223432650yeahyeahto a hammer everything looks like a nail
filipinos are the most powerful race
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>>223433403[flips ur peeno]What now?
>>223427246the characters are not cutethey look like woke lunatic free palestine brainwashed college brats.
>>223427773>>223427857>>223429065>>223434230There's a lot of slop nowadays, but you're just completely wrong here>Both of them are in the Philippines >Initially parental pressure was a plot point, in a twist this turned out to be a lie>The shaved head girl is femininely dressed with long hair, it gets shaved after a drunken party>It is actually very pro nuclear family and not "I hate my parents and am going to be a slut"
>>223434281that's still contemporary diaspora literature written by asian-american women
>>223434308It's written and directed by a white guy and a Filipino guy
>>223427246flopwe want cute asian girl characters not fat and shaved head wokies
>>223434341the real faces of /u/
>>223434341Well it's still contemporary, so I win. Wokeslop.
>>223434341Main character is some half flip going by H.E.R.
>>223434527His Infernal Majesty got married?
