Mom's boyfriend said I should watch svangaggle, what am I in for?
bad jokes and FAT RETARDS in chat
I was worried I was gonna miss you guys tonight.
>>223428114You scared me, I just checked the catalog and there was no thread.
MY BODY IS READY
>>223428143site was dead for a while, good time to come back up
you boys dont know how big im going tonite
>Tonight, Imp brings a zombie of his own named Limbley to watch “Night Of The Living Dead” with the crew and he keeps falling apart. Gwengoolie’s on the Sven News news desk with intrepid reporter Nostalgiaferatoo “reporting” from the field. Of zombies. Svengoolie goes out “On The Road” and brings Gwen, Nosti & IMP to San Diego Comic Con along with Svengoolie EP Jim Roche and panel moderator (and friend of the show) Dana Gould to do a panel for the audience there, sign some autographs and spread goodwill.>Please remember that next week, Svengoolie is back with his premiere of the 1939 classic “The Wizard of Oz” ONE HOUR EARLIER than usual at 7 pm Eastern/Pacific time, 6 pm Central. (That’s one hour less of 3 Stooges and one hour more Man In The Hat with Man Behind The Curtain. Oh man! Or maybe “Oh men”?!?!) And it’s a BOO-Nanza double feature night because after Dorothy finds the Wizard, House of Svengoolie will premiere of 1940’s “The Invisible Man Returns” at 10 pm / 9 pm ET where you can find Vincent Price … or at least try to find him or hear him!
First for fuck House of Shit
stream link https://vaughn.live/rubberchickens2
>>223428168You boys don’t know how big I’m going tonite
>>223428202I'm glad that's not miracle whip
>>223428180
>>223428180>1939 classic “The Wizard of Oz”wth, where did they get that kind of money? CBS has had it locked up for once a year showing for 30 years
>>223428299fairly sure 1939's public domain now, angela lansbury is priceless though
>>223428309I just asked Google and they said it was still in copyright. And that's Google with it's dangerous AI saying so!
>>223428326its 1929, my bad
>>223428284
>>223428180https://www.metv.com/svengoolie/blog/theyre-coming-to-get-you-barbara-the-new-one-night-of-the-living-dead-tonight if anyone wants the full link. I usually just copypaste the relevant nightly events.
There are way too many commercials.
B E R W Y NERWYN
>>223428299They're playing it twice on Svengoolie, so they're gonna try and get their money's worth.
Holy shit. This asshole is playing a decent movie for once.Still watching the Johnny Cash Columbo episode instead on Cozi.
Patricia Tallman
Yay, my comfy thread
>>223428351As the failure card in the old Columbo board game said, "It's a mystery to me!"
>>223428180>Svengoolie is back with his premiere of the 1939 classic “The Wizard of Oz” ONE HOUR EARLIER than usual at 7 pmBoomers have a very strange definition of horror.
>>223428451This asshole is taking the night off. It's his fag squad airing something butchered to shit with cuts. You're not missing anything.
>>223428474At first glance. But when I was a wee lad, I almost died of terror when that big hour glass was counting down and that bitch was gonna murder Dorothy!So don't give me crap "kids" movies can't be grotesquely disturbing to the very young.
>>223428114Svengoolie, more like SvenSTINKY!
>>223428474the wiz is legitimately terrifying, at least
>>223428487LOLThey edited "An American Werewolf in London" so much I was surprised they showed the lead actor with his shirt off.
>>223428474The real horror is this Sventoonie shit RIGHT NOW.
>>223428472>Columbo>>223428451>Columbowth, two unrelated posts mention this based show? Based thread!
>>223428168I went big all the way home in a hurry to catch this movie.
>>223428505I didn't know Sven's main audience was "wee lads".
>>223428465wanted to have sex with her in this movie when i watched it in 2003
>>223428284There he is.
Somehow, the Invisible Man returned
>>223428566As opposed to Joe Bob Briggs with spaltter fests.
>>223428284Song lacked feelingImp is playing a characterGarbage
>>223428572She is very hot in this movie. Her braless scenes distract me from the zombie horror.
>>223428516Megumi? Is that you?
Gwen's push-up does not make these funny.
>>223428755nosty always delivers and gwens boobs are getting there, we just need to eliminate the imp
I hope this guy never goes off the air
>>223428779>Leave imp to me.
Okay the wire segment was amusing.>the wires from the junk drawer!
>>223428843You realize he's already like Doctor Who, and is the second regeneration.They should do that. Grandson of Svengoolie.
>>223428844You and what army?? I’ll break your head open with my regional Emmy!!!
>>223428880he's got spawns...like Nosti.
Just chillin
What was that dude doing under the table in the Pepto commercial?
>>223428779>gwens boobs are getting thereNot without massive implants they aren't.
When they're riding on the truck, there's a very obvious cut when Tom blasts a zombie point blank in the dome with a shotgun. The gore effect was so nasty it was even cut from the theatrical release. It's on the 35th anniversary BD release and it's probably the most realistic shotgun headshot ever filmed.
You boys don’t know how big I’m going tonite
>>223428923Kek I read that in his voice
>>223428980she just needs to start wearing the non-drag-queen dresses
>>223428843He's already barely on air as is.>>223428880>They should do that. Grandson of Svengoolie.They should have done that instead of the squad, but you should have seen the auditions. Not a single good candidate of the lot.
>>223428999
>>223428998savini knows a lot about head explosions from all his time popping zips in 'nam. just watch the Prowler for proof.
>>223429004But then she wouldn't be able to delude herself into thinking she's a pinup model.
>>223428951Submit gram to sven@svengoolie so shes on the airlanes
>>223429043Yeah I was gonna add, it was obviously based on first hand experience seeing someone eat a face full of buckshot. It's not far off from those ISIS shotgun executions.
>>223429058she could aim for burlesque level of whorishness, they eat that shit up
>>223428527>SventoonieDoes the supporting Sventoonie cast ever show up on the cartoon show or are they just gone?
>>223429007>They should have done that instead of the squad, but you should have seen the auditions. Not a single good candidate of the lot.They need some with A. talent and B. a desire to do the thing. Sven was himself such a person, who sought out to ressurect the already-dead franchise.If these 3 were the best, they're in trouble. They seem to need writers, rather than be a guy who can generate stuff then present it in quality, both sides of the coin.Most of these kinds of guys want it, and know what to do. Not just Joe Bob, but there was a guy, The Ghoul, on Toledo 11. Where are these guys? The last of the previous host is getting old.Who will step up to the plate?
NO PERSONAL CHECKS
>>223429110The Americans Pickers lady does it, why not
CASH A CHECKGET LOCKED IN A HOUSE SURROUNDED BY ZOMBIES AND WRECKED
>>223429119 people don't like horror movies anymore because horror movies now are all just about being in like an empty office building or something and not having your phone because thats the scariest thing to a zoomer.
>>223429161Writes out IMpersonal check without making eye contact
>>223429119I checked out of the newer horror movies hosts on other channels and their shows are already dead. I don't think horror movie hosts are that popular anymore, or no one has the charisma to do it outside of Svengoolie and Joe Bob Briggs.
>>223428998>>223429043A low quality youtube version but you get the idea.
>>223429175"Where's my cell phone?""I DON'T KNOW!""Let's walk through this giant liminal space to find it!"
>>223429119Creature Features people have been going for a while, but they already have a show.
>>223429280They edited that out (unsurprisingly).
>>223429280Svengoolie edits out that shit.Surprised they even play movies like this one.
So he roasted himself and his girlfriend? Damn.
>>223429304>"Let's walk through this giant liminal space to find it!"I sense a variant of Apocalypse Now, a variant of Heart of Darkness, laying on the ground for some enterprising Hollywood writer to pick up!
>>223429319Reminds me of watching AMC on cable.They play some really good movies, but they edit out all the good shit.
>>223429319>>223429330It's not even in the release version. Savini talks about it in some interview, they would have been slapped with an NC-17 rating if they left it in.
>>223429280good golly shit, that's a great headsplode
>>223429356I've seen a TV edit of From Dusk til Dawn>If you buy one piece of <kitty> at regular price, you'll get another piece of <kitty> of equal or lesser value for only a penny!>Try and beat <kitty> for a penny!>If you can find cheaper <kitty> anywhere...<FORGET> IT!
>>223429437thats not terrible, somehow more lewd by implication
>>223429437LOLI believe that.TV edits ruin all the good movies.
I've never seen this remake before. Did they leave out all the chewing organs from the butcher marker stuff?
>>223429483They had to trim stuff so the old folks wouldn't die.
>>223429483This remake is better than the original with a much better ending. It's worth it to pick up the DVD if you still do that like I do. Good zombie movies are kinda rare unfortunately.
>>223429437>>223429475https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BdUfbU_xKQyippee ki yay mr falcon
>>223429536need the last 10 minutes just chopped off completely
>>223429541What the fuck is a "piece of kitty'?or a "Kitty Twister'?I hate TV edits so bad.
>>223429598in the original he says "pussy"
>>223429536>This remake is better than the original with a much better ending.Shut the fuck up zommie faggot.
>>223429621Yes, I am aware.
This whole time I thought he did that makeup himself in like 2min...
the whole pussy spiel is great
>>223429541>Kitty Twister
>>223429645
Gwen looking a little chubby here.
>>223429536It was obviously a big inspiration for the first Resident Evil game too.
>>223429636This guy is the Sventoonie Saturday morning show host. Not that I've ever seen it.So, Gwen, a guy who is Sven's real life nephew, and the guy already hosting a Sven-tangential show.And none of the applicants could even crack this rarified group? Good night, Irene.
>>223429691>Gwen looking a little chubbyftfy
>>223429701Toon-in-with-ME is M-F.
>>223429691make her fatter.
I remember watching Joe Bob Briggs on TNT when I was a kid. He was doing Predator one night and told us to watch for Bill Duke to put a flask on Jesse Ventura's chest, because that meant they were showing the version that wasn't chopped to hell he'd been fighting them over.
>>223429356Reminds me of when they aired RoboCop for the first time back in 2021. Great that they acknowledged it as a classic, but bad because it was chopped to hell. Even worse, it was a the director's cut, so it completely defeated the purpose.
>>223429758Honestly, saw-it-in-the-theater oldie here ("I'd buy that for a dollar!", "Bitches, leave!", these moments will all die with me, like tears in rain) the part blowing him to pieces was as brutal and gory as it sounds, but didn't feel necessary. Now him shooting the woman being held hostage between the legs, blowing the guy's balls off, now that was necessary and cool.
There's another one for the fire.LOL
>>223429636They need to fire that bitch for not forcing him to shave beforehand. It looks like shit.
Until next week friends!
>>223429758>>223429844TV edits are not worth watching.The worst I've seen is the original "Carrie" with Sissy Spacek. They cut the entire beginning of the movie that shows her getting her period in the shower and the teen girls making fun of her. Then they try to show the rest of the movie, but it makes no fucking sense without the blood and period reference in the beginning. By the end of the movie, you are left wondering why the hell they dumped pigs' blood on her at the prom.
>>223429937How would he curate cartoons with a bald head, genius?
>>223429937unlike the rest of them sven squad is his side gig, he's not going to fuck with his money maker.
>>223429758I saw Tremors a bunch of times on TV when I was younger and always thought it was heavily edited for language, but it turns out the filmmakers did it themselves because they thought it was more fun as a PG-13 movie everyone could enjoy.
>>223429691And still somehow flat as a board.
>>223430002
>>223429691The big curly hair is adding some pounds too
>>223429952>By the end of the movie, you are left wondering why the hell they dumped pigs' blood on her at the prom.Honestly, I never saw anything but the TV edit, and was unaware of the period blood stuff (though that did make an appearance in the Chloe remake). Still, the pigs blood was perfectly nasty as an endgame thing, sans any larger meaning. In short, it still worked in this lesser form.
is this still the pretend thread? did the real OP who HAS A FUCKING STREAM LINK ever come back?
>>223430081anon>>223428192
>>223430081If you know about the link, why didnt you post it?
Batman's car's nuclear power source has the same sound effect as the Jupiter II taking off.Which, fyi, is one of the most awesome sound effects of all time.
>>223430081I heard he died from severe rectal trauma.
>>223430098There is no "real thread" link. The original OP disappeared, and then after a few weeks, someone else picked up the slack.Alls we knows is the person with the Rubber Chickens link is not the same person. I had always assumed the original threads were a crypto ad thread by Sven squad someone. Now, who knows?Captcha: Batman dance
>>223430178Oh like if there was a good Chinese mod for Mount and Blade
>>223430207This guy gets it!
>>223428880>>223429007>Grandson of SvengoolieI was sure The Eltingville Club had a joke about Son of Son of Svengoolie.
>>223430178Yes, anon, MeTV is advertising an illegal stream of their channel.
I missed last week, seeing the House of Svengoolie intro and the movie announced is like a new episode for me.
>>223430425Obviously not officially, but free advertising is free advertising.
>>223430178>I had always assumed the original threads were a crypto ad thread by Sven squad someone.jesus christ bro take a break from /pol/. not everything has some insidious motive behind it
>>223430178It's the same person, he posts his food, then the link and hangs out in his chat mostly.
>Night of the Living Dead features homages to the originalDuh?
>>223430425There's method to that madness. By pushing it here, it generates interest in the show itself, possibly leading to more viewers through true broadcast MeTV. It would necessarily have to be off the record.>>223430475It was just a theory. Of course, fans could do this, but their regular intensity belied casual association.
>>223430207Exactly!
Who ready 4 spooky season
>>223430772https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJROKaZJgbI
City on the Edge of Forever disgusts. That woman has to die because she wants to keep the US out of a disastrous squabble between foreign powers? Oh no, what a monster!
Avant Guarde Imp
>>223430901because she succeeds
>>223430548>There's method to that madness. By pushing it here, it generates interest in the show itself, possibly leading to more viewers through true broadcast MeTV. It would necessarily have to be off the record.Okay, schizo...
>>223430901>>223430920Exactly. That was the "ballcutter" issue, to paraphrase the Democrats. Peace is good...but not until the rats who would take advantage of your nature are put down permanently.In short, "You can't handle the truth!"
>>223430772i love you sweet lady i do show me please and be my girlfriend
>>223430901You will notice certain people like Mark Levin and Laura Loomer using "isolationist" as an insult since the whole Iran thing kicked off. Really makes you think.
They mentioned Knightriders
>>223428505The Wicked Witch made boomer kids shit and piss their pants so bad that Margaret Hamilton had to come on without makeup to stop.
Took a peek. The print they're using is jacked up. That porch was dancing all over the place.
>>223430172Was I supposed to know who the skeleton is?
>>223431058>You will notice certain people like Mark Levin and Laura Loomer using "isolationist" as an insult since the whole Iran thing kicked off. Really makes you think.
>>223431130No ****. You know, when Lucas made Greedo shoot first (shoot at all), I have to say, when I was a kid, I was a bit disturbed in the original theater in 1977 that Han just killed him flat out.That showed what a non-nonsense badass he was, but it was a stressor for the young. Like me. FWIW. And, FWIW, I was opposed to the stressor-reducing update. Get used to reality, young ones!
>>223431493>I was a bit disturbed in the original theater in 1977 that Han just killed him flat out.Nta, but you forgot that Obi-Wan chopped Walrusman's head off, then Lucas changed it in 1981 to just his arm. (and more)
>>223431540Seriously? I only remember the arm, which was gross enough. Now I'm psychotic was it his head?To put it in perspective, I was offended Leia kissed Luke, "for luck", just a half-assed half-mouth kiss. The offense in my mind? That actors would do such an intimate thing just for a film.These moments will all pass, like tears in rain, some day. The best I can say is, like old Han Solo in The Force Awakens, "It's true. All of it.", while Rey and Fin look on with wide eyes.
>>223431659>Seriously?Yeah. This isn't just my word, it's provable (writing a book, slowly, life happens).>To put it in perspective, I was offended Leia kissed Luke, "for luck", just a half-assed half-mouth kiss. The offense in my mind? That actors would do such an intimate thing just for a film.Wholesome innocent thought, is my take.>>223431659>The best I can say is, like old Han Solo in The Force Awakens, "It's true. All of it.", while Rey and Fin look on with wide eyes.I think we can agree that it was the best part of the sequel shipwreck.
>>223431865>sequel shipwreck.I can't believe people actually watch that.
>>223431893I haven't watched any SW sequel for at least going on seven years. Never re-watched TRoS, it was so bad.
>*religious lea-*Mandela effect or different print? That word "leaders" was whole before when I watched it last and I have the original DVD.All data on search engines support my view.
>>223431865>I think we can agree that it was the best part of the sequel shipwreck.Pretty much. It felt like a double entendre for the oldies who saw the movie originally, the hype, the big deal, the excitement, all of it, was true.Whoever wrote that was really clever.
Sven could do something awesome and play The Wiz.
>>223432081It rhymed.
Sven could do something awesome and play Terrifier.
>>223432253I rather liked the first prequel. The pod race was spectacular and fun, sorry not sorry, and John Williams ruled the known universe, with new stuff at that.A Jar Jar army marching across the veldt, well, hmmmmm... Not enough to kill it though.
>>223432384Yeah same. My problem is with the wimpy no balls sequels that make no sense. TPM is kino, and I got a soft spot for AotC, which is not a great flick in a critical sense, but Christopher Lee still gives a chilling performance. III? Uhh it's a mess, but I have a soft spot for that one too, but when I watch SW, or TESB, or RotJ, no other SWs exist.>A Jar Jar army marching across the veldtNo one believe me anymore, but Jar Jar really was the key to it all until Lucas lost his nerve.
>>223432454Clone Wars I've criticized in the past as being a puzzlement wasting effort fulfilling a color throwaway line from the originals, "You fought in the clone wars?!?"Still, even that wasn't too bad and had its moments. None of the full 9 are a complete disaster, unlike some of the side movies.Also, again to repeat, sorry not sorry, I completely love Daisy, and was sad to hear the next trilogy would not star her. I suppose she'll be a cameo at best.In the prequels, though, what didn't I like? The wirefu of Yoda was cooll at the time, but that's action and was corrected with the sequels, where Rey and Kylo were more old school on murderous attacks on each other rather than flash. This is an attitude difference I will concede. And I never got the "Mary Sue" aspect. All they did was compress the development, which is reasonable given movies have a limited run time and everyone knows the progress already. Whateves.
I used to re-wind the VHS rental tape of Night of the Living Dead 1990 at least a few times to re-listen to the music at the end before being a good punkass teenager and rewinding it for the next 80s horror fan, it was so good and still is.
Oh my god, I have too much shit stored in my brain. When is it over?!?!?Spock's pre-arranged bride co-starred in the famous Outer Limits episode, "The Demon With A Glass Hand". FWIW it's a spectacular sci-fi story from a larger universe by Harlan Ellison, who, bullshit aside, knew what he was doing.
>>223432545>Clone Wars I've criticized in the past as being a puzzlement wasting effort fulfilling a color throwaway line from the originals, "You fought in the clone wars?!?">Still, even that wasn't too bad and had its moments.yeah to both sentiments. It's a film that need not exist, but it does and it's okay, even great in spurts, but yes, puzzling.>Also, again to repeat, sorry not sorry, I completely love Daisy, and was sad to hear the next trilogy would not star her. I suppose she'll be a cameo at best.Truly she wasn't the biggest problem. I'm not even a Mary-Sue'r for this very reason: It was different. Yes, she was more powerful than Luke. Different. That didn't offend me. Much.Yeah, whatever indeed. Usually that would be sarcasm from me, but not this time, no, my main problem with the sequels are things like, needless feminism shoved in.Stuff like Palpatine coming back....even coming back without a damn explanation as if there ever could or should be one.The plot holes.The wasting of Captain Phasma.There's a lot to hate, but Daisy is just easy on my eyes and different than Luke, and I feel that is one rare part that Disney got right.
>>223432656>Spock's pre-arranged brideThis is some good SF, FWIW.
>>223432614https://youtu.be/XUAHH3Xo6x0?si=3gdGiRod_WJrL_Q7I also like it.
>>223432677>but it does and it's okay, even great in spurtsIt has produced some of the greatest stuff Hollywood has ever done.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1gH_cjdb60I imagine Lucas giving him Carmina Burana (the final piece from Glory, among many others) as a "temp piece" and John Williams running with it as no one else could.Why the hell are we having this discussion on a post-midnight Svengoolie thread?
>>223432770>Why the hell are we having this discussion on a post-midnight Svengoolie thread?What's left to say about Night 90? It hit the ball out of the park. It's superior to the original in every conceivable way. And I dunno. lol
>>223432770>and John Williams running with it as no one else could.Seriously, 2:35+, imagine a scene where all reality is up for grabs between good and evil, and this starts playing.Holy fuck!
>>223432770Korrrrahhhh--rhaatttaaaamaaaaahhhhh*chills to this day*It's like this, love them or hate them, the prequels were inspired.The sequels are insipid.
>>223432826The finale, major characters are dying left and right, boom boom boom! Whoa whoa whoooaaaa!
>>223432837The finale of II or III? Guess it works either way in spirit, huh?
>>223432826>the prequels were inspired.I'm not as cynical as you (sorry, Daisy-as-Rey fan) but imagine that ending, as insipid as it is, with "all Jedi ever vs. all Sith ever), and this starts playing at 2:35. Good lord.>>223432837>The finale of II or III? Guess it works either way in spirit, huh?Exactly. The quality of the executed finale between all good and evil is up for debate, but if someone portrays it, this is the music.
>>223432768When the older farts talk about getting the spooks from the original, that's the feeling I get with that music. It also came at just the right time for me, 12 years old. It is so much better than it has any right to be.Damnit I want that director's cut Blu-ray.@2:55 dats it mane.
How appropriate for Svengoolie and MeTV -- The Trek episode is space seed, the one with Kahn. The finale battle for all reality between good and evil.
>>223433004It still kind of blows my mind that they made a sequel to one of their episodes and it worked.
>>223432893>but imagine that ending, as insipid as it is, with "all Jedi ever vs. all Sith ever), and this starts playing at 2:35. Good lord.It certainly would have helped maybe. Eh....Nah. Not ever the music can save it. Sorry! I don't think you're lame for liking it though. I can see liking it in a wacky comic booky Flash Gordon (I know) Buck Rogers kind of thing, but I just can't personally appreciate it yet.Hey, it took me 15 years to re-watch episode III.
>>223433010Well, the subject matter for a sequel was even set up in the original episode, "It would be interesting to see what happened from this." "Space seed", in the actual title.I give kudos to the writers of Trek II. Masterful, well done. It's considered the best Trek movie, and rightly so, IMO. And I rank I as second best, FWIW. "Just like an episode from the series!" Yes? Fine with me!
>>223433037Hadn't considered that, the seed thing.And I love II, but IV is my thing. The Voyage Home to me is the very best piece of Star Trek in existence.
>>223433068IV is great, I give it 3rd after II and I, don't get me wrong. It's a well great Trek-in-contemporary-times movie, loaded with comedy and differences between then and now.Some say it's the best one. I don't really disagree, but I love more cosmic stories, which II and I deliver in spades. I'd prefer to divide into two groups, massively worthwhile and meh. Some might disagree on the placement of I w.r.t. "meh", but I've stated my piece.
BTW, in the Kahn episode, Montalban is clearly a highly charismatic character, like so many dictators through history, in addition to a scientific and military genius. This is very important for those who seek to learn from actual human history.I've said many a times high charismatics are the only true super power that actually exists, to the detriment of history and humanity.
Do ANY women browse this thread??
>>223433121I get ya. Yeah for true-space ones, or cosmic, sure II for sure. I? Come on, man. lolIt has its moments, but....come on, man. III is frikking excellent, but no Kirstie Alley? What?VI used to be my favorite, but now I just can't love the end, even though it was done well.Back to The Motion Picture, no I have not seen anything but the original theatrical cut, so I concede I haven't seen it all and should reconsider at least.Thanks for your piece.thnx fer reedin muh blahg
>>223433185God, I hope not.
Trek episode after Kahn is the Doomsday Machine, with Decker, who does a phenomenal acting job completely severed from the SF of the episode."We transported everyone down to the 3rd planet.""There is no 3rd planet.""Don't you think I know that? There was. But not anymore!"
>>223433501Tell me you can't read that without pulling it out in your mind.
Not gonna lie...I'm hoping the next goolie is better
>>223433529The Wizard of Oz. Yes, that Wizard of Oz.I think it'll be fine, even if he just sits there and reads logarithm tables during his segments.
>>223433548I dunno, even Joe Bob phones it in from time to time but not to this extent.
>>223433625As coroner, I must averI've thoroughly examined her.And she's not only really deadShe's really most sincerely dead.Calm your tits. It'll be fine, no matter how badly Sven screws it up.
>calm your tits>>223433639
It’s almost 1 A.M. PST. TIme to spam the board with photos of Anita.
>>223433912Mommy’s sexy
>>223433529That could never happen. Modern folks just don't have the gift of wholesome corniness without a hint of irony.
>>223433921Lemme drink the spit out of her clarinet's spit valve.
>>223434032Only after you yank it out of ku boy-pussy!!
>>223434039*my boy-pussy, I’m drunk.
>>223434047Also I’m incorrect name-fagging
>>223434047>alto>>223434057>tenorDisgusting. I changed my mind.
>>223432384>>223432454>>223432545>>223432677>>223432770sup zoomer retards doing revisionist apologetics for the dumbest movies of all time. have you come up with an explanation yet for why the dialogue in this scene is sub-anime? https://odysee.com/@RyanBigguy:b/tv-dubs-high-ground:dhave you come up with an explanation for why george, despite having billions, had to sell to disney (one of the most notorious clown corps) and why he said KK was a genius? https://youtu.be/t5TGJquhP1s
>>223433912>>223433921>>223434039>>223434047>>223434057She should do music on House of Swengoolie since she's the successor to her dad.
>>223434112Agreed
>>223429119Horror hosts went out of fashion decades ago, buddy. Why do you think Elvira hasn’t had a regular tv show since the fucking 80s and has only managed to do couple of short term horror hosting gigs on home video releases or places like Hulu giving her handful of episodes, largely using public domain movies?Because it costs a lot of money to license the movies and there isn’t enough demand for horror hosts to make good enough profit on it
>>223434039>>223434057>Call me Deacon Blues
>>223429276this could trigger.
>>223430019> tfw the Viagra turns out to be a sugar placebo made in India.
>>223430525The fat cunt with the crippling junk food addiction is a different person.
>>223432656The fun part with Ellison is trying to figure out whether he knew what he was doing, or doing what he knew.
>>223436060
Damn, I even wrote "streak link" and fools still didnt see it
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>>223437134Nungoolie is pretty hot... where's an Italian pervert when you need one?
