Star Wars is for children
>>223428606We're all someones children
this stupid ass quote was made cause lucas felt helpess so he went for (false) dumbing down of his own work to protect it from the (retarded) critiquein reality he was making SW for men of all ages
Star Wars is for people who lack conceptual understanding of the political.
>>223428681He meant it in the sense of Shonen manga/anime or Young Adult novels. But at the same time they were always tech demos for state of the art special effects which intrigued adults. He was basically just calling out manchildren who were butthurt over Jar Jar Binks having childish humor.
>>223428606Always has been
>Ahsoka and Obi-Wan exist>people still say The Acolyte was the worstyeah the lesbian coven episode was cringe but otherwise it was actually good, at least in comparison to this shit
>>223428606Mandalorian&Yeed300millionsRogue One1billion
>>223429062>but otherwise it was actually goodIt wasn't. But yeah it's been better than these two shows.
>>223428606Just because something is made for children, that doesn't excuse it from being shit.
>>223428606So awkward and clumsy. These women give me the ick
>>223429062It was shit and your taste is shit.
>>223428606This is embarrassing.
The Hidden Fortress is for adults.
>>223428606I'll ignore the lightsaber fight but lol at the troopers with clear shots to Sabine's back (starts at 0:08 and gets worse with after the camera cut). "Hey! I've totally got a kill shot but I'm going to stand here with my Imperial dick in my hand and just wait for you to take me out" (and not in the good way kek).
>>223428606Filoni and Favreau have been a disaster for Star Wars. The Filoniverse as a whole has cheapened the brand so much over the years with this glut of shitty cartoons and half-baked Disney+ shows that its never coming back; not even Christopher Nolan himself directing a trilogy in IMAX could it save it now.
>Don't give people decent living salary>Don't give them Universal health/dental/vision care>Price them out of food>Price them out of cars>Price them out of houses>Price them out of retirement>Shocked when people don't self actualize as adults and remain children into their adulthood and just play with toys/kids shows
>>223428606>not one person on set that day or the guy editing it said "this looks like shit" before committing it to the final editThat whole sequence looks so bad... Jesus Christ.
>>223428606Yeah, manchildren
>>223430231>not even Christopher Nolan himself directing a trilogy in IMAX could it save itChristopher Nolan HIMSELF? Oh, gee. How will Star Wars EVER recover by not having a masterpiece such as this? Or maybe he'd hire Travis Scott as a Jedi Master?Are you fucking 13 and your exposure to movies recently has been wannabe "intellectual" slop for the masses like Nolan and Villeneuve - and that's all you know of - or are you just an imbecile?
wtf
>>223428606Wow, this is fucking terrible.
I only watched for them
>>223428606>let's have her block a laser shot with her gun and not her light saberbravo
>>223428606you lost.
>>223428606Damn that's some lazy shit. How does this get all the way through production without the "creators" getting called out to do better!
>>223432134*mogs half the cast*
>>223428606I can’t decide what is the worst part of this scene
>>223428606you now remember Knights of the Old Republic, and all that could have been
>>223430446this is the most embarassing post i've ever seen
>>223430231>Christopher Nolan himself
>>223428606this looks so ass
>>223432134Stinky Sith Pussy
Im team this guy
>>223432689A few ways. Calling things out is rude, and modern culture thinks being rude is the worst possible evil. One of the reasons everything is so slow is that it's being done by unathletic women who insist on doing their own stunts, and calling them out would be ageist, sexist, and whatever else. Compare it to Hayden's fight scene in the same show, which looks fine. And also because nobody really cares, nobody behind the camera loves Star Wars, Disney just wants a glut of content as fast and cheap as possible to fill their streaming service, and any negative reaction just feeds their marketing campaign. People hate it, they go online and claim actually its racist sexist transphobes that hate it, redditors see that, redditors feel compelled to watch it.
>>223430446One point seven three five billies, beyotch.
https://nypost.com/2025/04/23/entertainment/andors-adria-arjona-on-filming-first-star-wars-rape-scene/>Arjona, 32, told Entertainment Weekly how difficult it was to film the scene — which marked the first attempted rape in the “Star Wars” franchise.
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>>223433249why did this trigger so many faggots here? I remember multiple threads a day from obesity anons whining about it, "holy heck kek they portrayed rape as bad wtf I cant beleive it this is the leftists rise up" it was incessant
>>223429279This.
>>223428606The movie is rated PG, so anyone can watch it.>>223428878>anime mentioned
>>223433249"If I was on that planet with Bix, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class country house and then me saying, 'OK, you're going to do this, go ahead and worry'"
>>223433276>why did this trigger so many faggots here?Because Vader and Palpatine wouldn't approve.
>>223428606Not even a Power Rangers fight sequence looks that silly.
>>223428606why were stormtroopers running away
>>223428606okay, true, but shin and sabine are hot
>>223428606this is some epic girl boss action bros. where do i watch this kino?
>>223428606I think the geriatric old women did better than her.
>>223429496I liked it, it was just getting warmed up too. Shame they killed off Dafne’s character, she shoulda been the lead. Yeah the witches were a little silly, but I can forgive some silly stuff in Star Wars. I much preferred it to Andor as a Star Wars product. Andor felt like it belonged on Apple TV. It wasn’t Star Wars, ask it’s creator.
>>223429610i'm always embarrassed that this is my favorite movie and i only watched it as a kid because i had heard that lucas referenced iti don't even like star wars, i liked it so-so as a kid, even
>>223428606that's fine, I am a manchild
>>223434333she's a crazy witch lady, part of the female tribe Darth Maul comes from.The stormtroopers are dudes from the empire that are just friendly to them.
>>223434425>Andor felt like it belonged on Apple TV. It wasn’t Star Warswhat the fuck are you talking about? appletv is boomer slopandor was a prequel to rogue one which is the prequel to A New Hope. it just tells the story of how they got the death star plans in the first place.
>>223432134same, shame the guy is dead now as he was by far the most interesting character in this shitty showrosario dawson and hayden christensen were also nice but the story was just garbage
No, far far worse actually.Star Wars is for women.
>>223432787Actually all of the cast, which is hillarious considering how small and trivial role her character have.Also, I would unironically prefer show about her and Skol durring Empire time. Jedi who survives order 66, but doesn't become noname Inquisitor or Cal Cestis, but instead turns into mercenary realist.
>everyone pauses and waits to be hitif you're a stunt performer working with a regular actor, can you say to the director>should we take that again? she was a little slow at the end there.or is it 'not your place'?
>>223434765>Critizing a women in the work placeHope you enjoy the neet life because your never getting a job again.
>>223432787cast her as Talia in B5 reboot
>>223428606I want to see more old hag jedi and sith breaking out the moves.
>>223434822>>Critizing a women in the work place>meanwhile woman in question
>>223428606Maybe if the children are retarded.
>>223432134for me, it's them
>>223428606Lucas still filmed his movies intelligently. Enemies with guns didn't just run up to lightsaber users and try to punch them like they do in every nuwars movie.
>>223434343The sets and costumes are all so well done on these star wars show's yet the writing and action scenes are just so bad. A shame really.
>>223430446>that extra who gingerly and carefully lays down on the street at :07It's crazy millennials genuinely thought these were Oscar worthy movies lmao
>>223428606Short-haired girl is cute in her tight costume with her dumb little choreography. If the whole show was about her I might actually watch it.
>>223435522Nobody cares and nothing matters. All anyone sees is flashing lights on a screen through a haze of nostalgia and antidepressants so they just clap when something goes boom or a dumb, wacky, out of place quip makes them look up from their phones.
>>223428606Those Storm Troopers didn't even try...
>>223433276Because Star Wars was meant to be a modern version of the old adventure serials that were intended for general audiences. Not a hard thing to understand, comrade.
after five years, will there be more shin and sabine in S2?
>>223435652Before or after tuskens gangbanged Ani's mom?
>>223436576it was a different time
>>223434425The whole non-chronological order ruined it. Throwing in flashbacks to tell a story ruined the franchise. Yes. I'm aware they did it the one time in TCW but it was more of a vision but besides that they never used flashbacks prior to Disney.
