Can it top the sequel trilogy in terms of shitiness?
>>223429064>Simon KinbergIt will be shit
i'll stick with my 90s novels
>>223429193>jon wattsit will be shit
>Simon KinbergLiterally who?
>>223429064>nearly 10 minutes into a thread about new content being made for the biggest movie franchise ever>0 repliesKek, people really don’t care about Star Wars anymore
>>223429213the guy who ruined x men
>>223429064The worst part is that this garbage might cause sequel trilogy revisionism the same way the sequel trilogy caused people to act like the prequel trilogy was good.
>>223429250pfft that'll be the dayits just more sequel era slop
>>223429213He also was a writer on this kino
>>223429064I won’t believe this movie is actually happening until filming starts. How many of these sauceless Star Wars ideas sputtered and died before they got off the ground?Benioff and Weiss Star Wars filmRian Johnson TrilogyPatty Jenkins MovieJosh Trank Boba Fett movieDavid Lynch Jabba the Hutt movieAnd many more
>>223429064I feel like I've seen headlines for new Star Wars movies since 2020 and not one of them has ever been filmed or releasedMandolorian & Grogu was filmed as a third season of the show so that doesn't count
I hope this film bombs so hard it cancels the next two movies and puts the entire franchise out of its misery
>>223429064Genius. This is exactly what star wars needed after M&G
I thought nolan was nextKill two legacies with one trilogy
>>223429064>new trilogy in the Skywalker SagaBut the Skywalkers are extinct?
>>223429456Imagine if Zach Snyder directed a Star Wars trilogy
>taking place after the sequel trilogyoh my God
>>223429332I mean it’s more likely this time, it’s clear Disneys desperately trying to make Star Wars relevant again
>>223429531snyder just needs a decent script
>>223429491You forget. Rey IS a Skywalker. You didn't sit through the painfully long shot as she looks into the twin suns (clap here) and proclaims she's "Rey Skywalker"?
>>223429064Are they going to bother planning this one out or just wing it like they've been?
>>223429491Yeah this new trilogy is about wooboodo-tu he's pretty sweetShe uses a pistol AND a lightsaberShe's basically han, luke and leia all wrapped into one (except those yucky slave scenes) she's married to herself and has extended conversations with her multiple personalities (some of which are dark side users which lets her have both kinds of powers) but her mental issues (from abuse) sometimes get her in WACKY situationsLike this one time she (accidentally) made a deathstar (woops) and KILLED get brother (who was a jerk anyway).
>>223429566And a few tard wranglers
>>223429535If I were Disney I would make a movie that helps patch up some plot holes in the sequel trilogy, like explaining how the fuck a massive Death Star-like base carved out from a holy planet for Jedi was built within the span of 25 years with nobody noticing and how the fuck the empire was still powerful enough to do so after their defeat in Return of the Jedi.Maybe also explain minor shit like how people are able to go into hyperdrive instantly without the nava computer by saying that technology improved or something idk.It’s the least they can do to fix their damage.
>>223429215It's the result of releasing nothing but a decade's worth of absolute mediocre trash that even the manbabies are having a hard time retaining interest
>>223429491Rey took the name of better people to carry on their legacy.So it's more rey movies, or rey's super cool and awesome daughter that learned from her mom how to be the bestest jedi and is the real child of legacy who will bring true balance to the force by becoming force jesus.
>>223429660their only course of action would be to completely retcon the whole thing.
>>223429729people would fucking cheer so hard
>>223429749and they decided to pick the worst option possible to completely kill what is already basically dead at this point. Imagine your creation being completely killed in 7 years (the time it took from lucas selling to episode 9 coming out), let alone almost 50 years since it started.
>>223429064
i don't get itdisney bought sw to use it as brainwashing machine, but RJ broke it with his schtick and it became unusablewhy try to make it useable nowis this some sort of money laundering?it is got to be
>>223429531>>223429566If his Star Wars knockoff aka Rebel Moon was anything to go by it’d be shit
>>223429999that was because it was a horrible script and idea
>>223429491As per new Disney story group: "Skywalker" is a term given to people whose destiny is to enact positive change on the galaxy
>>223430038>positive change in the galaxy>first notable Skywalker literally enabled the rise of the Empire>second one blew all that up and then became a cantankerous hoboWhat did they mean by this?
>>223429064Just let it die
>>223429660>Maybe also explain minor shit like how people are able to go into hyperdrive instantly without the nava computer by saying that technology improved or something idk.They do this in Rogue One already so there's no excuse other than "Disney are retarded".
>>223429064:-(
>>223430124By that I mean they already do the instant hyperspace thing, as well as doing it inside a gravity well somehow, not explaining it.
>>223429064>Jon Watts>Simon KinbergIncredible
> The newest Star Wars film flops.> Disney decides to make a all new trilogy. Am I taking crazy pills? This doesn't seem like a sustainable business plan. Like at this point why doesn't Disney just sell the rights of Star Wars? As a franchise its basically dead and there is no more ground to cover. Just let it end and move on to something else. Seems honestly insane.
>>223429491Skywalker is not a place it’s a people Asgard isn’t a place is a people remember
i made this face
>>223429064its going to have rey in itso itll be about as dogshit as the sequels are (read: complete and utter garbage that no one with functioning eyes or ears should ever have to experience)
>>223430242Starfighter's going to be absolute shit as well, I wouldn't be surprised if they try to tie it into the Rey Trilogy (because that's all this will be if it ever gets off the ground) with the whole "have to get the mystery meat kid to Rey's new Jedi temple" plot.We could have had space battle kino but instead we get this shit. Sad.
>>223429064>new Star WarsFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>223430242The crazy thing is they could have shot this for like 2 mill, cranked ones out every 6mo or so and made fucking bankJust give me b-movie starwars stuff ffs
>>223429064>Simon KinbergHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>223430242To me this just seems like a desperate last resort strategy to make Star Wars relevant again, nobody gives a shit about their new series except for hardcore fans that are still watching the decomposing corpse and are also willing to pay for Disney+. Disney probably thinks that a new main series film might put some butts in seats.Though Disney doesn’t realize that they’re never gonna recapture the hype of The Force Awakens and that they’ve alienated all of their fans with the state the franchise is in.
>>223430242okay here we go, once again im called upon to explain the real reason behind all this shitlook, first and foremost, disney is run by jews and therefore basically has infinite money. even if they run at a loss, they'll just be made up for via blackrock/vanguard investments from other jews, who in turn get their money by basically stealing it from white men, since white men are the only demographic group that pays taxes. the reason that all these media giants like disney consistently turn out dogshit is because the POINT is to turn out dogshit. see, you keep thinking that the goal of these companies is to make money. its not. its to genocide white people. thats the real goal of the jews who have used nepotism to infiltrate the C-suites of all these companies; to genocide white people. how do they do that? well they don't have force of arms, so they do it through disenfranchisement, discouragement, and demographic replacement. one part of their plan is to tear down all the cultural icons and big names in western society, including in fiction. this is why youve seen every single big name come out with 'new movies' where the white male legacy lead is emasculated, humiliated, and portrayed as a bumbling fool while a 'new fresh diverse' successor (almost invariably either non-white or female or both) is portrayed as being better than him in every way, and then supplants himthe idea is to destroy your cultural heroes and damage your psyche as a result, making you as a white man less likely to rise up and kill or kick the jews behind it all out, because these heroes are almost always proactive heroic types. by removing these heroes, they remove examples for white men to emulate and mold themselves after while growing up, resulting in an emasculated pussified population which is easy to displace, both because they wont stand up for themselves and because nothing repulses women so much as a pussified male.
>>223430645>you will never get quarterly installments of 90 min flash gordon episodes with baby yoda You know what, that does sound like a wasted opportunity
>>223430731continued white birth rates go down the shitter, then other jews in governments force mass importation of retarded browns to 'replace the sagging worker population', and then whites get out-breeded and slowly genocided over time.THAT is the real reason that all the movies and tv shows and everything you like has turned to shit. it is a deliberate plan by jews to genocide whites and destroy western society.there. ive explaine dit ONCE AGAINnow please fucking remember this time.
>>223430731>having a woman of color in this role does incredibly powerful things to people watchingYeah, it makes them turn it off.
>>223430731TrueExcept its not white genocideIt is just 1984. You discredit the old, replace it with the new, and as long as you keep that up for three generations there won't be anyone left to remember what used to be
All the Skywalkers are dead so fuck that. Unless they want to rent on the ST and say that Luke actually had a son.
>>223429064I was 10 back when The Force Awakens came out.I am excited for a new trilogy.I can't wait.
>>223430746I could absolutely make room in my schedule to watch a 90 min bullshit adventure once a quarter especially if the tickets were discounted Yeah I know streaming exists but desu I've cut the cord on that oneBluray and theaters are just better experiences both content wise and mechanically
>>223429332The gosling star wars movie is in editing now. I think they might have learned a little bit from the sequel flop and will actually listen to their market research teams and not just go all in on woke. There will still be woke but almost tolerable levels
>>223430601From whats been said of the movie its taking place in a vacuum. Its not related
>>223430859Why watch the real thing when the simulacrum has already replaced it? The flight sim is the hyperreal flight no plane no risk only the pure sign of flying, more real than flying itself.
>>223430715So what will Disney do if this film flops? Are they just gonna cancel the rest of the trilogy or release it as Disney Plus exclusives? Either way it’d be embarrassing. A success will also be embarrassing since I can’t see the Skywalker/Rei shit continuing in any kind of way that appeases the fans given the damage we already have, there’s no way in shit people would return to watch the next movies in the trilogy.It’s a lose-lose-lose situation all around.
>>223430897Id be with you if I could verify these quotes but after years of being a poltard I finally tried to and came up short
...m'klunky.
>>223429064> John what’s literally who?
I thought for sure they were about ready to retcon the sequels after they started scrubbing it from Galaxy's Edge but they're doubling down???
>>223429064Rian Johnson's trilogy, whatever happened there?
>>223429535>Daisy Ridley will reappear
>>223431255Not like she's doing anything and she's barren. She's probably basically free to hire.
>>223430731But all that happens is you get >>223430790They pushed too far, sure it was shocking to see everyone's heroes destroyed in the mid 2010s but people just don't give a shit anymore.You think anyone will be shocked and appalled by feminism saving the day in Episode X? No, because no one's gonna fucking watch it and what good is propaganda at that point?
>>223431290as much as i hate to say it, you are vastly underestimating how stupid and blind the average normie is. yeah the star wars movies were fucking trash and viewership fell off a cliff, but even falling off a cliff it still ended up being seen by millions of unfortunate eyeballsthe normies will consume the propaganda, no matter how garbage it is. because again. it does not matter if its made at a loss. all that matters is pushing the message.
>>223430731>>223430750Anyone who are watching Disney Star Wars deserve to get genocided.
>>223430926Doesn't matter. The damage is done, the fucked their one chance to do sequels to one of the most beloved IPs of all time, spent ten years releasing abysmal slop and offensive wokery, and shitting on their own fanbase.Fuck the Sequels, fuck the Sequel-sequels, and fuck Disney. I sincerely hope they all get AIDS and die in agony.
>>223430926>>223431413jesus christ please have sex
>>223429673>>223429572they can always make her force-pregnant with darth-junior's kid conceived out of their bond or whatever and make said kid biologically a skywalker somehow
>>223429250Nope, that's cope by prequelwhiners like yourself. if there was anything worthwhile about nu wars you'd have already seen some organic renewed interest in it by now.
>skywalker sagaI thought they were removing them from the canon silently? kek
>>223429064Is this that Rey trilogy or are they planning something even lamer that involves Ahsoka?
>>223430871No, you weren't and no, you aren't
>>223430926Woke being dialed back wouldn't do shit, you need to retcon everything that happens in disney wars lmao
>>223431845Ahsoka should have died against Vader, would have been the perfect ending for her storylineAlas she's someone's waifu
>>223431273So? Literally nobody wants to see Rey again.
There's some dark fucking humor in the fact that, unless they shit the bed super hard with the third game, EA will end up having a better star wars trilogy than disney
>>223429623kino
>>223429064It’s amazing that Gen Xers convinced themselves Star Wars should only be about wacky Reddit humor adventures and George Lucas had nothing to do with it being good. This is the MCU spider-man director.
>>223429660The best course of action is to forget those movies and incorporate as little as possible so you can just skip them
>>223431025It would be interesting to see what happens if they "learned their lesson" and planned a trilogy out, only for the first one to bomb. Maybe it should be made to work as a standalone in case of that. They would just cancel the other two outright if other film series are a precedent. This sort of thing has happened before.
>>223431920You're right, that is pretty damn funny
>>223432216you underestimate how much cattle people are Marvel movies have been ass for a while and despite that the last spider man still broke records all Disney has done is lowered everyone's expectations, new star wars will make billions
>>223429193>Hey who are we gonna get to write our next movie? Oh, I know, let’s get the dude who fucked up the Dark Phoenix Saga and then got another chance and fucked it up even worse the second time around.Nu-Lucasfilm is so fucking retarded.
Somehow the Skywalkers returned.
i watched star wars trilogy once a month when i was 8 years old. didnt even watch the last 2 in the mainline story. Star wars isnt cool with the youth and old fans like me are losing interest.
>its actually a real announcement>its not a fake news clickbaitthey really think disney wars is gonna just... start being liked at some point. that the tastes of the population is just random enough that if you just keep plugging...if you keep building and putting on a shelf, clocks that only say 3:05 pm, eventually someone will buy one because they will look at it and see the current time. you'll have made 20 dollars. never mind the million you spent
>>223429064There's gonna be three new TIE variants and three new stormtrooper variants isn't there? And a fourth death star.
>>223433936Will it be good?
>>223429215Star Wars is unironically dead. Baby Yeed and Mando flopped. Episode 10 will be the first main entry Star Wars to flop. Mark my words.
>>223429064Being even more shitty than the sequels is a tall order, but I have faith. I hope it starts off with Rey as a bitter, disillusioned failure living on some jerkwater planet. That would be a great way to alienate both fans they picked up with the last trilogy.
>>223433988>Rei's new new Jedi order got destroyed off screen Kek imagine the shitstorm
>>223429283Oh fuck. They’re fucking screwed.
>>223431891Filoni loves his OCs
who asked for this?
let filoni cook
>>223429064>star wars>skywalker saganot watching
>>223433879That reasoning is why I find it funny any time someone tries to pull the>t-they already made their money back! star wars is making a profit!card, especially when they only post box office takes. Disney already started $4bn in the red with this franchise, do they think all those movies, shows, unsold merchandise, theme parks, that fucking retarded hotel and all that other shit just came out of thin air? Half of them never made back their budgets in the first place. Disney's been throwing money into a hole on the franchise for over a decade now, there's no way they're making it all back, especially after Starfighter bait-and-switches everyone into just being a vehicle no pun intended to lead into a new Rey trilogy.
>>223431273She's making other films anon
>>223429283>kinoBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>223431920Wasn't the whole point of having the bitey retard from Malcolm be that he could easily appear and crossover into live action media?
>>223429064>>223429193>>223433044How do hacks like this keep getting second chances?
>>223430941There's already been the teaser trailer and the story leaks earlier, all the plot beats of the movie have been laid out.>Goose is an old fighter pilot>given some mystery meat force sensitive kid to look after>the two of them work on restoring an "old" starfighter (actually something completely made up for the movie, not an old fighter at all)>ends with him delivering the kid to Rey's new templeIt's going to be fucking dogshit regardless. Anyone going into it expecting a Rogue Squadron movie or something in that vein which is likely most of the audience is going to be sorely disappointed.
>>223429064Very easily. I believe we aren’t even close to seeing the bottom of the slop barrel wrt star wars.
>>223430926>might have learned a little bit from the sequel flopThey just shat out the Mando movie something like six years too late after all the hype had died for it, so clearly not.
>>223429064Wait, I thought the Skywalker Saga was over. Wasn't 9 the end?Surely they're not moving forward with the Rey Skywalker thing...
>>223434229I 99% with your statement, although you are forgetting this goated scene from the Star Wars universe. I was on the edge of my seat the whole time. Nothing even comes close to this.>picrel
>>223429064If it's not a George Lucas joint, it's not Star Wars. They least they could do is imitate his style, but they won't even go there.Didn't this guy's Spider-Man flicks get massively mogged by the last one?
>>223434260Who the fuck is that with him, did they bring back Zam Wessel from Episode 2?
>>223434260Peak nu-wars along with the baby Leia chase & electrician scene. A close runner up the scene where they are trying to shoot their way through a blast door and 2 minutes before the rebels escape the sith chick is like "We don't have time for this" and cuts it open like a tin can with her saber.
I'll be there opening Friday for she.
>>223434260>"swoop gang">every depiction of one in the past is basically a biker gang riding ridiculously dangerous speeder bikes>Disney turns them into a bunch of mods on mopeds
>>223434306>electrician scene???Also I haven't seen the blast door scene but that sounds fucking retarded.
>>223430731This is dogshit. It’s not a conspiracy, the problem is they are making product, not art. Writing, directing, editing is all rushed to meet a deadline, nothing is given room to breath. George had enough of cunts complaining and knew the slavers would fuck it up even more. He wins again.
George could do things like 10 11 12, or anything else, and he would never do something like showing seismic charges again. Disney would. "Hey remember this thing you like?"
>>223434357Baby Leia fixes some wires in a vent because she's the only one that could fit and she knows exactly which wires to handle.
>>223434411kino of the highest echelon, also the scene where the little girl is chased by flea
>>223434516>biggest political kidnapping of the century>hire dude with a gimp legWhen the chase starts off at a light jog I almost pissed myself laughing
>>223434186there's a really thing going on with current 'star wars' where they seem to think that they can somehow confuse people that stephen spielberg made it. the sequel trilogy has 2 films directed by jarbrahams whose whole thing is doing the spielberg style of shots and camera movement and everything. its really jarring to look at any scene from TFA because it has spielberg stamp all over it and deliberately spielbergian music too. Then they made Amblin some style tv shows. Spielberg put his barmitzva pal in to play young Han. Now they've got this guy who seems like he's probably very socially connected to the same scene.George Lucas was the one guy who wasn't jewish and they're trying to make people forget that, I guess, by blending people's nostalgia Speilberg in and trying to smudge it together
>>223434782*a weird thing
>>223434260>episode starts/ends with boba in the healing tank>boba got his ass kicked AGAIN
>>223429064>skywalker saga
>>223429064>skywalker saga There aren’t any of them left. You killed them all so your Mary Sue could skinwalk as one
>>223429999Wasn’t it supposed to be a star wars plot but they didn’t take it so he went to netflix with it? That’s what everyone was saying at least. This was before it was released.
>>223429064the protags aren't even the Skywalkers anymorehow is it a skywalker saga...?the point was to kill the past no?
>>223430897i thought it was more that /pol/tards want jews dead. let's not reverse the order here
>>223429250that would require the sequel trilogy to have fans to begin with. Even the people that claimed the last jedi was a subversive auteur masterpiece have shut up (the disney check stopped clearing)
>>223429283>Hollywood when you ask them to stop hiring their nepo-babies, and find a good writer
>>223429225Claremont is working on movies now?
>>223429064I hope it disregards characters from 7, 8, and 9, and is about the kid cast of Skeleton Crew, now in their forties.
>>223434332Is that what they're supposed to be? Jesus the incompetence is bad enough but all the bastardisation of the old expanded universe is just embarrassing.
>>223429201The good ones or the stupid shitty SWINO ones? Because there were way more shitty ones than good ones.
>berg>skywalkers again
>>223429305How in the FUCK did you confuse Guillermo Del Toro with David Lynch?
>>223429305The Josh Trank Boba Fett movie was about Cobb Vanth, not even Boba Fett.
>>223429372I hope they have a coherent fucking story and shoot all 3 at the same time.
>>223429491Ben Solo put a baby into Rey with his mind when he resurrected her. Screencap this.
>>223429660Maybe it was built 20,000 years before, and the First Order just excavated it and got it working again. Maybe that's the whole reason Ilum was a secret the Jedi kept. That's the best I can come up with.
>>223431845Ahsoka is older than Luke. She won't be in this.
>>223434198You keep saying mystery meat kid. He looks white to me. Amy Adams is supposed to be his mom. And the Starfighter is supposed to be an old Imperial one of a kind prototype that never went into mass production.
>>223434260All of the "present day" scenes in this show were probably two episodes of The Mandalorian s3 originally, then they added the flashback stuff to inflate it to a season of its own show. Then they had to come up with filler for the actual Mando s3, and those filler episodes (the one with Dr Pershing and the dyke, and the Jack Black/Lizzo episode) are the ones that torpedoed it. The BoBF episodes that sucked the hardest were directed by Robert Rodriguez.
>>223434304Mulan
>>223434548They should have immediately hit her with a stun blast and have her collapse exactly like Carrie Fisher at the beginning of ANH for maximum pottery. Instead they made them look inept.
>>223434863Yes, he said so himself in interviews.
>>223434901Maybe Shmi had siblings and Anakin had fucktons of Skywalker cousins he never knew on Planet Skywalker.
>>223429064The sequel trilogy was so shit, that anything that takes place after it is doomed to fail.
>>223435011They never called those kids a swoop gang. It was a bunch of rich kids with droid modifications and expensive looking fagbikes standing around complaining that there were no jobs in Mos Espa. So they had to steal water because having an expensive fagbike takes priority over not dying of dehydration. The show DID however have a brutal Nikto biker gang on actual swoops who Boba slaughters.
>>223435324>have her collapse exactly like Carrie Fisher at the beginning of ANHZ O I N K. Actually, that would've been pretty based deja-vu.
>>223429064But the skywalkers are extinct
>>223429064Excellent. So when can I review bomb it? Kathleen might be gone but that won't stop me.
>>223429064Wait they dropped the whale who said she wants to make white men uncomfortable?
>>223430897>theyd just be stupifying the existing white peoplethey are doing both as of matter of fact there's so much miss information and containment that it's fuck insane.
>>223429064didn't tom holland spend the last year or so bragging that he wasn't working for this hack anymore and he gets rewarded with star wars
>>223431815Case in point, this baby right here who has nostalgia for the prequels here thinks they were good.
>>223434366Don't bother replying to /pol/tards, they live in their own world and think anyone who disagrees is a reptillian trying to trick them.
>>223431920Not that surprising considering the 2000s-era Star Wars games were also way better than the prequels.
>>223434168>>223433879It's a money laundering scheme, geniuses.
>>223429064It might be a bit repetitive, but you can always take a fresh dump on beloved characters.
>>223435819Never forget Picard died in season 1 of that retarded revival and is now an elderly robot.
>>223429213Guy who wrote Days of Future Past and a lot of Star Wars Rebels episodes.
This is insane. Haven't they been talking about moving away from the skywalker family the last couple months. What's the point of lying like that?
>>223429225Didn't know he was a Fox exec.
>>223429064>Skywalker sagaHoly shit they learnt nothing
>>223435003>>223434260From what I saw the genius people behind Skeleton Crew also inserted an Earth-like planet with semi ordinary looking cars and houses on it.Why can’t Disney design creative planets for shit? I wouldn’t be surprised if they introduce the Star Wars equivalent to a cellphone in this new trilogy.
It's just more Rey slop apparently. Not watching that shit
>>223429064And somehow, it returns
I wanna see a movie about a low level maintenance worker on Starkiller Base
>>223435858There are a lot of planets in Skeleton Crew, and that is just one of them and it is that way for a story reason. The kids from it have no idea how weird the rest of the galaxy is, and that's the point.
>>223435957Finn was a janitor/ stormtrooper.
>>223435858Since you didn't watch it, that's a prison planet that the people don't realize is a prison planet, they think they're doing important shit. And the ruler of it is a droid. So you are correct that is just like earth.
>>223429064>Can it top the sequel trilogy in terms of shitiness?They can only try their best, and I'm sure that will be shitty enough
>>223435858I wonder if camel jockeys complained about the 1977 original for looking too much like their particular spot on earth.
>>223429213The personification of the phrase 'failing upwards'Imagine being paid extremely well to consistently be a hack that writes shit.
>>223429491>But the Skywalkers are extinct?The kid in Ryan Gosling's Starfighter film is Luke's secret bastard son
>>223435858>Why can’t Disney design creative planets for shit? the people making this shit have low iqs and no talent.They literally look out their office window for "inspiration" which is why the set is space Vancouver
>>223429064Somehow the Empire, Skywalker, Jedi, Sith, Rebels, Republic, Clone Wars, Galactic Empire, Death Star, Millennium Falcon, X-Wing, TIE Fighter, AT-AT, AT-ST, Star Destroyer, Death Star II, Y-Wing, A-Wing, B-Wing, TIE Bomber, TIE Interceptor, T-47 Snowspeeder, Landspeeder, Speeder Bike, Slave I, R2-D2, C-3PO, Chewbacca, Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa, Han Solo, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda, Emperor Palpatine, Boba Fett, Lando Calrissian, Jabba the Hutt, Stormtroopers, Clone Troopers, Battle Droids, Super Battle Droids, Jawas, Tusken Raiders, Wookiees, Ewoks, Mandalorians, lightsabers, blasters, the Force, hyperspace, holocrons, kyber crystals, Mos Eisley, Tatooine, Hoth, Endor, Dagobah, Bespin, Coruscant, Naboo, Mustafar, Alderaan, the Death Star trench run, the Battle of Hoth, the Battle of Endor, Cloud City, the Cantina, Jabba's Palace, the Millennium Falcon cockpit, the Jedi Temple, the Imperial March, the Cantina Band, binary sunset, podracing, podracers, Darth Maul, Qui-Gon Jinn, Mace Windu, Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala, Ahsoka Tano, General Grievous, Count Dooku, Captain Rex, ARC Troopers, Republic Gunships, AT-TEs, Venator-class Star Destroyers, Separatist droid armies, the Battle of Geonosis, Order 66, Mustafar, the Galactic Senate, the Jedi Order, the Old Republic, the Dark Side, the Light Side, the Outer Rim, the Core Worlds, the Death Star plans, Rebel Alliance, Imperial Navy, Imperial Fleet, Imperial officers, Tarkin, Stormtrooper armor, Rebel helmets, lightsaber duels, Jedi robes, Sith robes, R2-D2 beeps, blaster bolts, hyperspace jump, tractor beams, trash compactors, Ewok Village, Wampa, Tauntaun, Sarlacc, Rancor, Krayt Dragon, Bantha, Porgs and Gungans returned
>Jon WattsCop Car was decent. Wolfs was fun.Everything else he's made is kinda shit. So at least disney are being consistent with their output for this franchise
>>223429064There's no Skywalkers left. Unelss you want to count Rey, and there's no way Disney would let her have children.
>>223436181which is still such an ungodly stupid thing they had themselves a renegade stormtrooper character and immediately went out of their way to make him an outsider before he defected completely ruining any interesting storylines they could have had with himand then in the second movie they flat out made him comic relief (at least JJ gave him "some" respect in the first movie, Rian had no such niceties) Instead they should have hard committed to the renegade stormtrooper archetype, instead of making him a janitor, make him a squad leader, a veteran trooper with years of experience and get an actor who actually looks the part of it, maybe even have his defection be in part spurred by every trooper under him getting callously killed off at the start of the first movie Then build his whole storyline around him being a renegade trooper, make it so Phasma and him go way back, old rivalry style with her having climbed much higher in the ranks of the first order because he cared too much about the men under him while she was the exact type of ruthless the order loved, give him multiple interactions with the stormtroopers and order leadership, actually make him conflicted about fighting stormtroopers, have it be a larger point that if he can change, so can every other stormtrooper, if only given the chanceand have the final conclusion for his storyline be him convincing in the third movie, for a significant amount of stormtroopers to defect, possibly through a dying sacrifice
>>223434260>the show that introduced Sophie Thatcher (to everyone who didn't watch Yellowjackets)ah memories
>>223431815We laugh at you like friends seeing you faceplant into a dogturd. Come to the table, wipe yourself off, and join in with stories about how there is no fucking way anyone will ever think this nu-Star Wars is good.Remember this for 2046, when you think the world has gone mad for thinking the sequels were based actually.
>>223436357But this won't sell plushies...
what will it be a even firster first order vs the rebels and somehow darth vader returned?
Everytime a new star wars is announced, I get excited that we might finally get to relive the glory days of shitposting when tlj released and we were united.But every time I'm disappointed because no one cares about star wars anymore.
>>223436428it's time to cash in on prequel nostalgia. somehow dooku returned
>>223436357My god, nobody is going to read that. Everyone knows that Finn being a janitor is peak retardation, even Han Solo.
>>223429064>Skywalker Sagai thought the whole point was to get away from Skywalkers
>>223436428>not immediately assuming "The Second Order"this is why disney will never hire you>somehow darth vader returnedOh, you got that right to be fair. Maybe you do have a shot
>>223434173it does just mean 'movie' after all
>>223436403neither did Finn
>>223434940KEK
>>223436541
>>223435806>What I remember about the rise of the Empire is... is how quiet it was>During the waning hours of the Clone Wars, the 501st Legion was discreetly transferred back to Coruscant. >It was a silent trip. We all knew what was about to happen, what we were about to do. >Did we have any doubts? Any private, traitorous thoughts? >Perhaps, but no one said a word. >Not on the flight to Coruscant, not when Order 66 came down, and not when we marched into the Jedi Temple. >Not a word.
>>223429064It would be pretty easy. But can Disney do it? Almost certainly not.
>>223429660You’re such a fucking fag. NONE of that shit matters they need to fix their fucking plot and give us a single interesting hero
>>223436616
>>223429064>Can it top the sequel trilogy in terms of shitiness?Yes it can. NEVER underestimate just how shitty modern Disney can become.
>>223429250>the sequel trilogy caused people to act like the prequel trilogy was good.
>>223436807
>>223429064I expect one or both of them to quit some time next year
this franchise has been shit so long do little kids even give a shit about it or is it just aging basedlanials ?
Why not Nolang
>>223436859Star Wars turned into the literal nolanslop would be a nightmarish experience
>>223429064Will Mogo Khan be in it??
>>223436756Pretty much. That's the problem with fandom, too caught up in autism shit when Disney can't even get the basics right like who are you making the movie for? and no, "everyone" is not the right answer
>>223429064>jon wattsblerfI don't want to know anything more about this
>>223429660they need to build an even bigger death starit should be made out of stars or some shit
>>223437015Who would you have picked?
>>223429250I will play a devil advocate here, the only movie of the sequel trilogy worth of revisionism is TLJ.It was the only movie in the trilogy with enough substance and creativity to deserve some sincere hate. JewJew's SW had no substance, it was just a filler with zero originality.
>>223437037
If you were to pick any director to direct a new stars wars trilogy who would you guys pick? Genuinely asking.
>>223431920Disney made sure that wasn't going to happen
>>223437100
>>223437161hell the fuck yeah
>>223437100Guillermo del Toro
>>223429213-bergThat's all you have to know.
>>223437144A Michael Bay Star Wars film would be like bad in like a funny and entertaining way, I’d unironically want this to happen just to see the shitshow he creates. It’s a shame he’s too busy working on Skibidi Toilet: The Movie right for now for that shit to happen.
>>223437226>A Michael Bay Star Wars film would be like bad in like a funny and entertaining wayThen it would be a textbook good SW
>>223430926>gosling star wars moviethus everything is sucked into the ultimate black hole.
>>223436947That’s true in one sense, but in another, a well-written adventure story for children incorporating themes and character development that an adult can appreciate is almost by definition a film for everyone. The problem is that they’ve been picking shit writers.
>>223430645>cranked ones out every 6mo or so and made fucking bankNo, Mando S02 proved that you need good plots.You can't sausage machine good writing, it's unpredictable and you need plots that were organically written to come to you.
>>223437226>It’s a shame he’s too busy working on Skibidi Toilet: The Movieidk I think that could be his magnum opus
>>223437226I bet it would be awesome for those you really want most excited about the brand and bad for the people best left behind. The way i see it they've already had their Star Wars over the past 10-15 years and look how that ended
>>223431785>they can always make her force-pregnant with darth-junior's kid conceived out of their bond or whatever and make said kid biologically a skywalker somehowThere's quite a bit of canon for that.If Plagueis already did that for Shmi to make Anakin, the returned Palpitine or some sort of moment-of-death or force-ghost Kylo Ren could do the same with/to Rey.Would be a bit rapey though so maybe they'll have a flashback where they're in a force relationship and he's her guardian force ghost or something.
>>223437062>0 good movies in 2 decades
>>223437456Your hatred of The Feeblemans makes you perpetually qualified for random antisemitism arrest.
>>223435858>Skeleton CrewDon't knock it, for a children's show, it was pretty good.>>223436209>that's a prison planetIt wasn't a prison planet, it was a mint. They weren't prisoners, they chose to be there, or at least their grand-parents did.
>>223437456Still better than marvelslop
>>223437308>a well-written adventure story for childrenit's meant to be stories for teenage boys
>>223429064Just throw the bank at Nolan it revive the franchise. That is the ONLY way I'll watch another Soi Wars
>>223430731This pajeeta is smoking hot. I don't care what peopole say
>>223429064Nah, hard pass, no fucking way. Never again. I watched 7, 8 and 9 because after watching 7 I had to see how the train wreck would end. Not a single thing since or alongside.
>>223429064Legitimately who is the audience for this? People are fucking sick of Star Wars at this point
>>223435806no they weren't
>>223436488I’m afraid not everyone has had their mind melted by shorts
>>223436700And then Filoni fucked it up because moral complexity is hard and scary.
>>223429064Episode 10? What about episodes 7 to 9?
>>223429064>Simon Kinberg>Jon Wattsmost mid movie ever coming
>>223438802>midAh, an optimist I see. You'll learn
>>223435257>And the Starfighter is supposed to be an old Imperial one of a kind prototype that never went into mass production.So make it a callback to one of the EU ones like the TIE Defender or the Missile Boat or some shit like that. People jerked off over the Advanced/Avenger showing up in whatever fucking show it was, they know there's demand for it. Going>it's a Bleepbloopo XKV mark IIjust shows how little they give a shit about the franchise they bought.
>>223429535Somehow Palpatine returned.... AGAIN
>>223435371Fair enough, I haven't actually watched that shit so I'm just going off hearsay
>>223436357>instead of making him a janitor, make him a squad leader, a veteran trooper with years of experience and get an actor who actually looks the part of itThe stupid thing is, when we first see him he's a member of Kylo's personal guard and reports directly to Phasma. Are we meant to assume that Snoke/Hux/whoever assigned the janitors to Kylo's detachment as a joke? Is Phasma actually the head of the custodial staff?
>>223436357>and have the final conclusion for his storyline be him convincing in the third movie, for a significant amount of stormtroopers to defectThey literally made up a new character in the third movie who's a renegade stormtrooper leading a posse of defectors instead of using Finn's character for this, it's retarded.
>>223436514>"The Second Order"Anon they already had the Final Order in the last movie, they can't go back to previous orders
>>223438347>just when you thought nuwars fight scenes couldn't get worse
>>223439070oh my bad, i didn't watch ep9 because I'm not a masochist
>skywalkers AGAINand just like that any interest has been killed for me
>>223429193Wtf are they doing?This guy has written so many awful turds that the chances for success are extremely slim.
>>223431429What relevance does sex have? Honestly I'm worried about you anon, if you see people shitting on bad media and immediately think of sex you may have some kind of serious psychological disorder. You know there's loads of really effective medication available these days, you should try some, I suggest a shotgun applied directly to the roof of your mouth.
>>223439159Understandable, I've only ever seen it once when I was borderline blackout drunk. Don't think I'd be bold enough to watch it sober.
>>223429064IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FILONI AND NOT THAT PIECE OF TRASHFUCK YOUIT''S GOING TO BE STAR WARS 7 LEVEL OF GARBAGE ALL OVER AGAIN THIS PIECE OF SHIT SUCKS HIS SPIDER MOVIES SUCK (AKA SPIDERMAN SLICE OF LIFE BORING STORY FIGHTING D LISTERS)
>>223430926That movie and its white male lead is clearly meant to serve as bait before the franchise reorients itself back to Rey in this new Kinberg trilogy. Having to make a movie like that in the first place probably has the culture warriors at Disney seething like crazy
>>223437100sam raimi
>skywalker saga>all the skywalkers are dead
LIDERLLY WHO??
>>223439441Sorry chud but Rey is a Skywalker now
what ever happened to doing an old republic trilogy? distancing yourself from these stories by a few thousand years would seem good. make some new stories and some new characters.
>>223429064no thanks
>>223429064I like the sequels.
>>223429225
>>223429064How many new trilogies "planned" does this make now? Must be 3 or 4?
>>223429064>the year is 2060>its the 47th star wars trilogy from the much beloved omni amazon-disney-paramount-walmart conglomerate corporation>written, directed, and produced by james smith from ohio for 19k dollars>in this installment, will gitgnm flipo get his weirnsdf back from jedi oeritdsgn???>its fun for the whole family!!!!!!!!>(legal disclaimer: 99.9999999% of this content created by AI)
Star Wars Episode X: A New Skywalker Strikes Back Against The Empire
Star Wars Episode XI: Return of the Phantom Menace
>Episode 6: return of the Jedi>episode 7: there are no jediAll they have to do is go 1000 years unto the future and add a bunch of jedi and siths. They'll pay someone thousands fkr a shittier idea.
Star Wars Episode XII: Attack of the Last Hope of the Sith
>>223439621anon that's going to be possible by 2030 but you're not going to be paying for it
>>223429064New trilogy number 25 will surely be filmed.
>>223439588>namefag>godawful opiniontracks
>>223439878>but you're not going to be paying for itwhat does this mean?
Before Lucas sold SW to Disney I remember hoping for Star Wars Legacy to be made into films. As a kid they were pretty cool comics, the only comics I've read though. Yuuzhan Vong, Mara Jade, Darth Krayt and a few other cool sith lords. I loved the game Jedi Academy, come to think of it the plot could work as a movie also.
>>223433879>they really think disney wars is gonna just... start being liked at some pointit probably will honestly. I can already see all the "ackshually the sequels were underappreciated" video essays coming in like 5 years or so.
>>223440295A loose adaptation of the Legacy storyline into a movie trilogy could work pretty well, they'd just have to mostly rewrite the Yuuzhan Vong out of the story and find a way to incorporate the Fel Empire into the Disney Canon, but that wouldn't be too difficult because of the big time gap. Idk I just find these niggas too cool.
>>223429250Prequelrevisionism doesn't actually exist. What happened was the target audience of the prequels (kids and teens in the late 90s and 2000s) grew up and entered the forum of public discussion, which children did not have access to before mass social media proliferation. Kids these days already have access to the internet by the time they're 5 so if they liked the sequels we would no, but their tastes are not secret (they like roblox and marvel and think star wars is lame)And besides, "prequelrevisionism" had already occured by the mid 2010s roughly a decade after the movies had come out. It's been over a decade since TFA and 7 years since TROS. Nothing will happen in the next 3 years to provoke a mass re-evaluation of that shit
>>223441135They would never add anything close to Talon in a modern production.
>>223440295I've always fucking loathed almost everything about Legacy.
>>223441280The "prequelrevisionism" was triggered by certain fat alcoholic Disney shill from Wisconsin.Before that, the discussion about prequels looked more or less like this:>the prequels are poorly written and not as good as the OT, also AOTC is boring af>'k
>>223434260It's impressive how much ESG hires can fuck up.You would expect Mad Max thugs with some junkyard gear, not a bunch of ponces from Disneyland.
>>223435858kek did they really just make a CGI amerifat suburb?KINO
>>223437538They weren't serving time, but they were absolutely prisoners who could not leave. Just like 4chan.
>>223439070But they had Order 66 decades before the First Order. Star Wars releases out of order.
>>223429931This.>watch New Hope>cool setting but the plot is kinda eh>watch Empire Strikes back>stop halfway through out of boredom>people online say they're the best oneHaven't seen any other SW flick
>>223441618new level of internet retard unlocked
>>223429572Unfortunately this. They'll heavily borrow (ie steal) a lot of Luke's post OG trilogy stories and just genderswap him for her.
>>223429064It'd be really fun if it's a retread of the Phantom Menace.
>>223441280Not "kids" or "children". Just boys. That's also why there will be no sequelrevisionism because those don't hit the same way with that demo. And for girls this was all just fomo, they have their own stories that resonate far more deeply.
>>223434260worst thing I have ever seen, including testicle torture porn and narco vivisections spammed on /gif/
>>223431231>Rian Johnson's trilogy, whatever happened there?OHHHH
>>223429064They've been "making" this new Rey trilogy for a decade now, always with a different director.
>>223429064Daisy Ridley is so hot
>>223430242It's funny how quickly forgotten this movie became
>>223439070>You may have defeated the First Order and the Final Order …>But you forgot the Side Orders>And in a Galaxy far, far away, you can have as many sides as you want …
>>223439878When we’re gone, will Ai make slop for itself to watch?
>>223429305Smart, they announce this shit just to see reactions and then cancel if it doesn't receive well
>>223442246They'll be announcing new shit until the end of time, then. A reboot is the only thing that can save SW, and everyone knows that, even Disney, but they're too proud to do it.
>>223442444>A retcon that has old-man Luke and Han interacting and being heroic is the only thing that can save SW, and everyone knows that, even Disney, but they're too proud to do it.ftfy
>>223442494Nah they fucked up way more than that, they need to wipe the slate completely clean.
>>223429064How manty flops does Lucasfilm need to get handed before they accept the obvious that SW is dead?
>>223442515They never should have went for the nostalgia angle. They needed to take full advantage of the whole “long, long ago” bit and let the events of the OT and PT be ancient history, like basically legend. See, the thing is, the Rise and Fall of Camelot are the interesting parts. They needed to preserve the New Republic and the reestablishment of the Reformed Jedi and give us a story where entirely new characters faced entirely new challenges. If you want showing up as a Force ghost or on holicrons, that’s fine, but the time to show the original ensemble reuniting had already passed 20 years ago. And if you don’t even have a compelling story to tell with them, all you’re doing is diminishing the power of their story out of pure greed.
>>223442494This.They bring back Luke, destroying a bunch of destroyer droids and saving the day in the fucking Mandalorian and everyone loses their minds and is instantly ready to forgive disney for all their crap. And the response was to adapt Luke's eu story with Thrawn, but without Luke and instead replaced with Ahsoka and Filoni's OC wank.
Hollywood is going to be really stuck on "Spiderman prints money" logic for the next decade so they'll either change actors and make Luke the star or somehow do a Darth Vader protagonist thing. They have no concept of how to make a setting the star attraction
>>223442706>so they'll either change actors and make Luke the starThey hate Luke with a passion and are trying to run out the clock, hoping Hamill dies too so that they have an excuse for not putting him in anything>or somehow do a Darth Vader protagonist thingThey're already doing this. They think Hayden appearing in Ahsoka s2 will save it because they're delusional fucking retards.
>>223442836They're not going to use old actors for it. Spiderman is the absolute prototype for everything in Hollywood right now.
>>223429999holy quad king
