/tv/ - holy unfathomably based batman! - Television & Film

Anonymous

09/26/26(Sat)21:36:41 No.223429071

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Anonymous 09/26/26(Sat)21:36:41 No.223429071 Archived

holy unfathomably based batman!

Anonymous
09/26/26(Sat)21:45:40 No.223429235

Anonymous 09/26/26(Sat)21:45:40 No.223429235

everyone was happy. it was funny as hell

Anonymous
09/26/26(Sat)21:47:28 No.223429268

Anonymous 09/26/26(Sat)21:47:28 No.223429268

>>223429071
Don't forget the producers and the network and the academy and everyone who stood to gain financially!

Anonymous
09/26/26(Sat)21:47:29 No.223429269

Anonymous 09/26/26(Sat)21:47:29 No.223429269

>>223429235
It seemed that the general agreement was that comedians are little bitches who hide behind being comedians, and that getting slapped was justified.

Anonymous
09/26/26(Sat)21:48:48 No.223429291

Anonymous 09/26/26(Sat)21:48:48 No.223429291

>>223429268
>will smith agreed to tank what little of a career he had left because...because he just did ok!?

Anonymous
09/26/26(Sat)21:49:04 No.223429295

Anonymous 09/26/26(Sat)21:49:04 No.223429295

>>223429269
i'm just saying celebs assaulting each other on live tv is funny

Anonymous
09/26/26(Sat)21:49:55 No.223429312

Anonymous 09/26/26(Sat)21:49:55 No.223429312

>>223429071
It was truly the blackest Oscars ever, that's for sure.

Anonymous
09/26/26(Sat)21:49:56 No.223429313

Anonymous 09/26/26(Sat)21:49:56 No.223429313

>>223429269
Only comedians disagree. Rock's
>it was only a joke, bro
proved it.

Anonymous
09/26/26(Sat)21:50:48 No.223429327

Anonymous 09/26/26(Sat)21:50:48 No.223429327

>>223429291
It COULD have launched Will to renewed relevance if he wanted. He wanted to act like a cuck and go on a mental health retreat to Thailand or whatever

Anonymous
09/26/26(Sat)21:52:22 No.223429348

Anonymous 09/26/26(Sat)21:52:22 No.223429348

>>223429269
>>223429313
The jokes weren't very mean and the woman Will Smith was defending openly and proudly fucks other men including her son's friends.

Anonymous
09/26/26(Sat)21:52:54 No.223429357

Anonymous 09/26/26(Sat)21:52:54 No.223429357

>>223429348
So?

Anonymous
09/26/26(Sat)21:54:47 No.223429394

Anonymous 09/26/26(Sat)21:54:47 No.223429394

>>223429348
You don't make a personal joke unless you are willing to get slapped over it. Especially at such an event. It's an award's show, not a roast.

Anonymous
09/26/26(Sat)21:59:15 No.223429464

Anonymous 09/26/26(Sat)21:59:15 No.223429464

>>223429394
and he certainly was willing . . . has anyone ever come up with a reasonable explanation for why 5'6 goblin Chris Rock didn't react to Hancock approaching the stage to cold cock him?

Anonymous
09/26/26(Sat)22:01:00 No.223429486

Anonymous 09/26/26(Sat)22:01:00 No.223429486

>>223429464
He froze like a cuckold

Anonymous
09/26/26(Sat)22:01:41 No.223429501

Anonymous 09/26/26(Sat)22:01:41 No.223429501

>>223429071
Black on black violence is never funny

Anonymous
09/26/26(Sat)22:02:34 No.223429512

Anonymous 09/26/26(Sat)22:02:34 No.223429512

>>223429486
Is that what you do when big strong men come into your personal space?

Anonymous
09/26/26(Sat)22:02:34 No.223429513

Anonymous 09/26/26(Sat)22:02:34 No.223429513

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>>223429268
How would they have gained anything financially from it?

>it was PLANNED to make everyone rich!

No, schizo. It wasn't. Everyone lost.

Anonymous
09/26/26(Sat)22:02:40 No.223429515

Anonymous 09/26/26(Sat)22:02:40 No.223429515

>>223429269
it would have been based if it wasn't done to protect the honour of a rapper cum sarlacc like jada

Anonymous
09/26/26(Sat)22:03:08 No.223429523

Anonymous 09/26/26(Sat)22:03:08 No.223429523

Why is there a video of Will Smith teaching kids how to fake a slap? Then again Chris Rock’s face look half paralyzed after that.

Anonymous
09/26/26(Sat)22:03:15 No.223429526

Anonymous 09/26/26(Sat)22:03:15 No.223429526

>>223429348
its never okay to insult a woman

Anonymous
09/26/26(Sat)22:03:38 No.223429534

Anonymous 09/26/26(Sat)22:03:38 No.223429534

>>223429513
Oscar ratings and "ratings" in the ad world which measures engagement online.

Anonymous
09/26/26(Sat)22:03:45 No.223429537

Anonymous 09/26/26(Sat)22:03:45 No.223429537

>>223429464
No, he wasn't. He didn't apologize before or accept it as warranted. He whined like a bitch and hid behind comedy.

Anonymous
09/26/26(Sat)22:04:04 No.223429542

Anonymous 09/26/26(Sat)22:04:04 No.223429542

>>223429515
Doesnt matter

Anonymous
09/26/26(Sat)22:32:33 No.223429966

Anonymous 09/26/26(Sat)22:32:33 No.223429966

>>223429071
It was a GI Jane joke.

Anonymous
09/27/26(Sun)00:29:52 No.223431847

Anonymous 09/27/26(Sun)00:29:52 No.223431847

>>223429235
this lmao

Anonymous
09/27/26(Sun)00:47:43 No.223432110

Anonymous 09/27/26(Sun)00:47:43 No.223432110

>>223429071
He's a pdf file

Anonymous
09/27/26(Sun)00:50:46 No.223432169

Anonymous 09/27/26(Sun)00:50:46 No.223432169

>>223429071
Rob Lowe has a legitimate fear of going bald. They work it into a plotline of every single role he's cast in. Hence why bald jokes make him mad

Anonymous
09/27/26(Sun)00:52:30 No.223432185

Anonymous 09/27/26(Sun)00:52:30 No.223432185

>>223429269
>It seemed that the general agreement was that comedians are little bitches who hide behind being comedians
by who? cucks?

Anonymous
09/27/26(Sun)00:54:19 No.223432208

Anonymous 09/27/26(Sun)00:54:19 No.223432208

>>223429269
>the general agreement
No, it wasn't. Everyone was giving Will shit because assaulting someone over a joke is nigger behavior.

Anonymous
09/27/26(Sun)01:00:29 No.223432276

Anonymous 09/27/26(Sun)01:00:29 No.223432276

>>223432169
He's been on finasteride since the moment it came out. His body hasn't seen dht in 35 years. He has decent hair but looks like an old lesbian now. He was never fully androgenized. Looks like a Elliot Page if she was 60.

Anonymous
09/27/26(Sun)01:04:20 No.223432320

Anonymous 09/27/26(Sun)01:04:20 No.223432320

>>223429269
It seemed that the general agreement was that actors are little bitches who hide behind being faggot retard nigger cucks

Anonymous
09/27/26(Sun)01:06:41 No.223432353

Anonymous 09/27/26(Sun)01:06:41 No.223432353

>>223429071
He was happy because apparently he was in a terrible sketch(?) at the academy awards years ago and now he doesn't look so bad compared to Will Smith nigging out.

Anonymous
09/27/26(Sun)01:32:55 No.223432610

Anonymous 09/27/26(Sun)01:32:55 No.223432610

>>223429464
He simply never imagined Will would slap him in the face for something so trivial

Anonymous
09/27/26(Sun)02:01:34 No.223432875

Anonymous 09/27/26(Sun)02:01:34 No.223432875

>>223429071
I wanna see will do more to Chris rock because I’m mad about something totally unrelated right now. I wanna see will beat the breaks off that nigga!

Anonymous
09/27/26(Sun)02:40:11 No.223433211

Anonymous 09/27/26(Sun)02:40:11 No.223433211

>>223432610
No ill intent whatsoever in a guy coming straight for you off-script. He probably leaned in because he thought Will was going to whisper something in his ear. In reality there's an automatic reaction when a black man starts erratically moving toward you. Chris Rock would never have made it to driving age if he didn't know to watch out in that situation.

Anonymous
09/27/26(Sun)03:13:46 No.223433519

Anonymous 09/27/26(Sun)03:13:46 No.223433519

>>223433211
Exactly. Who expects to get attacked onstage at the Oscars by Will Smith? He probably thought Will was going to drop a good natured retort.

Anonymous
09/27/26(Sun)03:20:18 No.223433579

Anonymous 09/27/26(Sun)03:20:18 No.223433579

>>223429071
if it was a real punch to Chris, id be happy

Anonymous
09/27/26(Sun)05:44:29 No.223434805

Anonymous 09/27/26(Sun)05:44:29 No.223434805

>>223429071
he was happy because this wasn't the low point of the Oscars anymore:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mronRVvdmw