20min to liveanyone got link?
First for Jane
RIP Chloe
>>223430659>First for JaneBastard, beat me 2 it.I need her stink all over me. Which, now that I think about it, came from an SNL skit.My body is ready!
>>223430725>Which, now that I think about it, came from an SNL skit.It was Kids in the Hall, a skit where a guy claimed he could get into someone's pants with no more than three sentences.
>>223430681She left to spend more time with her plastic surgeon. She's a serial self-mutilator. SNL's true queen of body horror.
>>223430534lmao is this for real
>>223430681It was over before she started on SNL because thick chloe is the best chloe.
Okay, good ... this seems to be the only SNL thread on the catalog right now ..
>>223430659they figured out how to make her look cuter with blonde wigs
wow this is not funny and just TDS
anyone got a link to watch online? tv is not showing it for some reason
>>223431082https://dlive.sx/watch.php?id=769
>people still watch this shitI legit can't believe it.
>>223431091TY!
>>223430681>>223431002>chloe isn't returningwhy even watch anymore
>>223431054No one brought it up but you. Simping for Trump is a zillion times worse than hating him.
>>223431002Well, shit. Concur.Now I'm going insane for thick Jane.
>>223431136Hating trump while hating libturds even more is the true gigachad move
>>223431161hold THE FUCK on, Jane got thick?!Jane Wickline is now Jane Thickline?
Channel 9 NBC has local news and CTV has Seinfeld. Where's SNL?
just came on tv now, but not live by 15min... if you need live link: https://dlive.sx/watch.php?id=769
>>223431136they arent even criticizing him correctly. they are doing the equivalent of jiggling kids to the baby brains on the left. i'm sure they can think of better ways to roast him that are actually witty. doesn't have to be straight up low effort left wing propaganda SNL should be better
WE ARE THE NEW YORK KNICKSGO NEW YORK GO NEW YORKMY KNICKIESMAKEYASEETHE
Who’s playing mamdani? Is that woman?
>>223431235Jiggling kids?!
>>223431224SNL wouldn't play for me either until just a minute ago. They were playing some sports shit. Now, it's on and starting 15 to 20 minutes late, thank you faggots at NBC 4
>>223431054>nooooo please don't mock my president he's so cool and smart and important to me I love him
>>223431203>hold THE FUCK on, Jane got thick?!I doubt it. I'm just fantasizing such, and, oh holy god, how welcome it would be. I'm not even sure if she's a lesbian or not, so I don't know if I should run off to a surgeon or not.
>>223431254keys* i'm druk and multitasking so cant type 100%
>>223431268compared to this from 20 years ago we used to have high quality writing that both sides could laugh athttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw2nkoGLhrE
>>223431224It's an overrun of football or something, nationwide. We're all waiting for probably imagined thicker Jane.
He made the shot.
>>223431261Same here. Bullshit college football teams no one gives a fuck about delaying the SNL season premiere.
The bloated corpse of Kienan Thompson.
YES IT'S OFFICIAL! JANE'S AN OFFICIAL NOT READY FOR PRIME TIME FEATURED PLAYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Heh, the peeps at SNL are probably wtf is up with her fan club. I dunno, it's a love at first site waifu thing. Her songs on Weekend Update are deep and shallow and enchanting and brutal.
>>223431203nah, there's a new ham beast named Grace
>>223431224>just came on tv now, but not live by 15min... if you need live link: https://dlive.sx/watch.php?id=769>>223431304>>223431261
Its never been so dead
>>223431379first time in 52 years they postponed 15min snl for some shitty college football that nobody watches.
This opening monologue is abysmal. I realize he's just a sportsball player, but fuck sake.
>>223431379>2 minutes inIt's dead.This would be comical except we're in for over 50 years.
>>223431411it wasn't great , but not awful either. most pro sports dudes are just wooden from being all braun no brain their whole lives... there are exceptions e.g. john cena, the rock, charles barkley, etc
Blonde Sarah nng
Is every sketch about BBC cuckolding?
never tried massage chairs
>>223431564I prefer Korean grannies
Jane"Tummy breastTummy breast"Lemme have another swig of SoCo. "And I'm...feeling goooooood"
>>223431533tonight's 1st sketch was noathinng about bbc, neighter was the 2nd sketch
>>223431533It's a sportsball themed episode. Just try to enjoy it.
>>223431371thank you kindly
>>223431410Someone who has an MBA thought that this was a good idea
>>223430160Where's NORM
>>223431672Don't know. Here's one of his best:"This week, Madonna gave birth to a baby boy. The child, Lourdes, weighed in at 8 pounds 7 ounces, making it the 4th largest object to pass through Madonna's birth canal."
>>223431564I am way too insecure to try those things in any public setting
is this elliot page?
>>223431803TF, what time zone/stream are you minutes ahead of the supposedly live broadcast?
>>223431826In some places, it appears to have started on time. In other places, it started late because of sports.
>>223431826my NBC started it at the normal time
>>223431672it's funny, because it's uh (clears throat) larger than a normal hat
How easy is it to jerk off to the musical guest(s) this episode?
>>223431860what market?
>>223431918your moms
>>223431904It's a k pop group
>>223431918Started on time for me in NYC.
>>223431904not as easy as sabrina's performance oregano
Tucker was funny.
>>223431936So very easy
>>223431854It is literally illegal in most US states to cut away from an in-progress sportsball match unless the station explicitly states they intend to end coverage promptly before the match starts
>>223432044Fair enough, but I have never been a sports fan. So, I'm biased. Sports has always bored me.
>>223432044Stupid fucking niggerball ruining everything
>4 girls in skimpy outfits are on nowfinally the episode got interesting
>>223431904never heard of catseye before today... 4 quite sexy bitches
>>223432127that tan one looked kinda like a dude
>>223431944interesting, wonder if it was fine in all EST
>>223432044Contractually, maybe. Legally, I can't see such a law surviving a First Amendment challenge.
>>223432044source: i made it up
>>223430160Lift up her tail. I'M GOING IN
>>223431954Yeah, it's a little outdated, but that wasn't the point of that take on tucker. The point was milking the mannerisms for laughs, and he did a good job.The fact that the real tucker carlson has been stealing material from the anti war left for years is an underappreciated detail for a lot of people, including the SNL writers but I can't fault them for that. It's kind of a subtle thing manifesting itself beneath what otherwise passes for conventional conservatism these days
>>223432146it's odd they're actually 6 bitches and yet only 4 performed tonight.
>>2234322442 had mental health days
>>223432193
>>223432165EST US here, it was delayed by about 15 minutes. I know, I came for Jane, left frustrated.
>>223432254not sure which 4 of 6 Katseye were on tonight, but they're 2nd set was most sexy
You niggers actually watch this shit?
>>223432342I muted it
>>223432346it's one of the only shows that regularly airs live with only 7 second delays
>>223430659I can’t explain it but I find her weirdly hot, she looks like one of them non binary’s but damnit they make her look cute on snl when they dress her straight looking
>>223432395their songs aren't that bad but they clearly ripped off some moves from "Candy Boy" by the South Korean girl group TWICE, https://youtu.be/cEYPlrYdTy0
>>223431803That’s what she’s gonna look like if she troons out in 10 years weirdly she does kinda look like pre toon Ellen Page a lot of the time
>>223431803I dunno why she has so many haters I think she’s one of the few funny ones on the show everything she does is always something weird and different than the usual SNL normie humor I’d rather watch her on her own Tim Robinson type show than shitty SNL
>>223430160The new fat chick is actually pretty funny I seen some of her stuff online she kinda like Melissa McCarthy where she pretty impressively physical with the comedy despite being a big fatso
>>223432637>I dunno why she has so many hatersWickline's mother Marcy Hardart is a pediatrician who worked in television early in her career; at SNL as an assistant to Lorne Michaels from 1987 to 1990 and as a manager at MTV in the early 1990s. Her father is comedy writer Matt Wickline, who was part of Late Night with David Letterman's original writing staff
>>223432342I agree.>>223432127Yes, exactly.>>223431949I could definitely make it happen for the 2nd performance.
>>223432681Oh the nepo stuff? Eh I feel like half of SNL is all either nepo Jews or some other form of trust funds jew, I didn’t see them please don’t destroy guys get any of the same hate for it being the sons of SNL producers
>>223432649Fat comedian doing physical comedy is only funny when a fat guy does, fat woman doing it is not funny
>>223430160I can’t believe I wasted time watching this, whole episode sucked. I’ll probably skip the rest and wait for the Shane episode hopefully his episode will be based and racist and stick it to the libtards
>>223432704>them please don’t destroy guys get any of the same hate for it being the sons of SNL producersThey do. But they also don't have an occasional "let's grind the show to a halt so Jane can workshop her open mic set" segment
>>223432746>whole episode sucked.yup i was hoping there was gonna be one good skit
>>223432746Shane’s episode have all been shit haven’t they? He always seems nervous and like he knows the audience is full of libs who don’t like his comedy lol
I guess it doesn’t even matter for people who watch this slop but the Tucker impression is really bad. The laugh is good but it doesn’t make up for the rest not sounding like him
>>223432746>wait for the Shane episodeI wonder if he'll make a joke about interracial sex or black penises
>>223432797The bits are also blatantly stole from the much funnier Nick Mullen, SNL just can’t stop stealing cumtown bits
Fell asleep a few minutes in. Mamdani wasn’t funny, passed out during basketball man’s monologue. I wonder if they made fun of LeBron doing gambling ads now
>>223430160Shows with athlete hosts are always shit they can’t act and are so painfully awkward I feel bad and embarrassed for them having to watch them do this humiliation ritual
jane look really good in that dresshttps://youtu.be/3xTq4CNaUR0&t=210
>>223430160Only people who enjoy SNL are people with chronic TDS
Last episode last year was the season premiere (Bad Bunny). Looks like the same this year. Looking forward to Inde in a few weeks.
>>223432846Jane vibes more this fat chick than the rest of the cast already, new dyke and fats just dropped?
>>223432881Is aidy bryant still fat? Or does Connor “the architect” O’Malley forbid her to use ozempic?
>>223432900Everytime I see a fat actress still fat in the age of glp-1’s I assume it’s because they got a pierce brosnan type husband
>>223432335>I came for Janeme too all summer
shitty episode
>>223432757the dance sketch with katseye, jane, and the new fattie was okay, thanks to Janehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xTq4CNaUR0
>>223432874*worst episode last year
>>223432937based i also would like to have weird sex with that giant 7 foot awkward dyke
>>223430160did they really fire Chloe because she admitted to fucking a boy at summer camp when she was 20 and the boy was 8? lmao wtf
>>223430160why did they start making Squirm so normal on SNL now? they make her take all the weird out of her shtick on SNL and make her boring
>>223433005lol
>>223433008at least she showed booba on SNL tonight, tho it might be a situation like Heidi in the bass lake skit where they were fake prop big boobs not sure yet
>>223432881Jane and Grace Reiter (the new fat chick) used to make sketches togetherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxf7U8ON1_k
>>223432940It had Sarah Sherman in it, is it any surprise?
>>223430160Mikey Day is another cast member like Kenan who seemingly is never leaving and staying on SNL forever, him and Kenan are both close to 50 them two seem like the old guys who hang around high school too long after graduating at this point
>>223430160who was playing Mandami? it seemed like that was supposed to be a cameo of a famous person we should recognize but i have no clue who that was
>>223433018they were clearly a fake appliance
>>223433058don't forget Colin Jost.Joined the writing staff in 2005 at age 23.Joined weekend update in 2014 at age 31.He's now 44.
>>223433080Ramy Youssef
this sketch was funny as hell until they ruined it at the end: https://youtu.be/hYTIs1epD0A
>>223433125facts
>>223433142either live on nbc, or streaming on peacock or watch the sketches on youtube, they're all up now
>>223433115>some literal who Arab comedianLmao that’s SNL’s idea of a big celebrity guest star?
>>223433203>big celebrity guest starno one said that, but he's a comedian who can play MamdaniHe costarred in Poor Things with Emma Stone and Willem Dafoe.
>>223433203I mean how many famous Arabs are there? Not much choice they got for playing Zohran if they need to have him played by a real arab
>>223433265>He can only be played by a real arab.Those are the rules.That's where we are now.That's what they want.
>>223433115That's the guy who did the 1993 WTC bombing
>>223433320honestly it seems like a white guy can play Zohran, if you didnt tell me he was a pajeet I woulda thought he was a swarthy white guy like a greek or an italian (or a jew)
cut for time:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bIvihRhK50kind of long, but better than most of tonight's sketches
>>223432846The fat one is a guy right?
Was there a closing thank you thing tonight, my TV went straight to some Knicks documentary that I first thought was part of the show
>>223433703who makes the decisions what to cut? that was funnier most of the dogshit in this episode, wouldve put it in place of that terrible Usher sketch>>223434056i guess SNL was in need of a new big fat woman, has there been any since A.D. Bryant?
>>223434074yeah the host mumbled thanks to katseye and named all four of his bball buddies
were the knicks any good
>they hired the fat girl from youtube shortsshe would be like 5th choice from that group of people
>>223434231SNL always needs a fat (I’d rather have a fat man though, fat men like Chris Farley are funnier than fat women like Melissa McCarthy)
>>223434294being fat for women is like being short for men, its hard to make fun of it because thats a real thing people struggle with
>>223430659>>223431271She considers herself straight the same way Jim Norton considered himself straight
>>223434327The chick uses being fatness for laughs so it’s not like she’s sensitive about it
>>223431300It's your issue if your "side" can't laugh, bitch.
>>223431803Ellen. Her name is Ellen Page.
>>223434367dial 8
>>223434403It's actually not.
>>223431803Looks more like Matthew Broderick (lmao actually now I remember real Elliott Page looks like a midget Broderick now foo
>>223431803How has Jane not played Elliot Page in a sketch? Or would SNL not touch that lol
>>223434403HOW DARE YOU DEADNAME A TRANS PERSON, CHUD!!!!
i remember watching every single episode of this every saturdayit was a habit my family had growing up and i just kept with itbut then it just became so shit. women and nonwhite writers gassed themselves up into thinking they were some sort of comedy shakespeare movement that was being held back by unseen forcesi listen to mark twain audiobooks now. its genuine american comedy
>>223434542When did it go bad for you?For me it was sometime a little before 2010. The big names of the previous casts were long gone and the new hires just kept getting worse and worse. I didn't even make a conscientious decision to stop watching, it just got so lame I would only watch it once every 2 or 3 weekends, then I just kind of forgot about it
>>223434542>mark twainI love his books, but I also love snl.
>>223431300>both sidesSNL put Trump and Elon on the show
>>223434454>how has a 6'0" woman not played a 5'0" womangee I don't know
>>223433005> did they really fire Chloe because she admitted to fucking a boy at summer camp when she was 20 and the boy was 8? lmao wtfShe left to do some Netfix show slop. Supposedly she's a series regular on the show. But doing a Netflix show seems risky. They cancel everything now.
>>223430160>barely any of the atomically unfunny Marcelloill take any positives i can about this episode lol i think he was only in that usher sketch and he had like one line in that, usually the annoying fuck is all over every episode ruining the show
>>223436027weird its a dramatic show too not even a comedy lol this bitch think shes too good for comedy already and going straight to snl to a drama? nobody likes when comedians do dramatic roles
>>223436072she probably a comic relief character or something like that
>>223430160Jane and the new fat have a good chemistry theyll probably good at teaming up and playing weirdo autistic girls a lot
>>223436128Jane's long stick-like legs are hot in that outfit
>>223430160can this show go one episode without a Trump sketch?
>>223430160WOULD
>>223431136Lol yeah it's a really cool, edgy, and fresh take that orange man bad. You could write for south park!
>>223436178when Shane is on in a few weeks they need to play brother and sister kek
>>223433368He's the spitting image of a Portuguese guy I know
>>223432965WHERE'S THE BLOODY JOKES?
>>223432346Yeah it's funny, try it.
>>223436193lmao she do be looking like shane in a wig kinda
>>223433142>>223433179For me it's either YouTube or torrent
>>223432681>>223432704yikes. I feel justified rooting for Veronika even more now.
>>223432797yeah the satire has also already gotten old. there isn't that much you can do to make fun of a man who already has no shame and has basically taken every position on every issue at one point.
>>223433368he played a white guy in Poor Things. I had no idea he was even american let alone a muslim whose family is from Egypt.
>>223436362he was a talented dude (dont think hes in the business anymore though) co-wrote all chris elliott's funniest stuff from letterman in the 80s like fugitive guy and the FDR one man show. kind of obscure though in terms of being a guy the average person would know unless youre super into 80s letterman or chris elliott
>>223433368i hate that fat ugly big stavros, why do i have a feeling he'll be hosting SNL soon? hes gotten inexplicably popular for some reason suddenly
>>223436420jane is talented in her own right but I suddenly feel like I know why she is the focus of these threads to the degree she is.
>>223436445*fat ugly PIG
How do you trannies watch this unfunny dogshit
>>223436462I told you already, YouTube or torrent.
>>223436445his sudden famous seems so inorganic and orchestrated, almost liek hes only being pushed because lefties need their own LE HECKIN EDGY version of a Shane type comic
>>223436481Tony was a good movie.Poor Things was a good movie.it's not inorganic, just based on him being in stuff you haven't seen or don't care about.
>>223436513im talking about Stavros not that arab dude
>>223436528so was i
>>223436543stav wasnt in poor things! that was ramy whatshisface
>>223436552I of course meant Bugonia
>>223436595oh yeah i forgot he was in that one lol yeah those are easy to mix up
>>223430160athlete hosted episodes are almost always painful, this was expected dude was giving them nothing to work with
>>223436640>giving them nothing to work withalso most of the sketches were about specifically built around telling him how awesome he was. it's better when the host plays the butt of the jokes a few times.
>>223433265I don't know why they would need a real Arab to play him. He's Pakistani
>>223435407retard
