I am watching TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION (2014)
>>223432447The fact that they made her being underage a main plot point. Also why the fuck did the boyfriend print out, laminate, and keep in his wallet a copy of the law that lets him fuck a highschooler.
Tried to watch this high just as a laugh and gave up 5 minutes in.
What happened in the last movie that made them decide to stop making films in this franchise?
>>223432486because he's based a legalloopholepilled
>>223432447that actress is hot as hellI wanted to have sex with her in bates motel
>>223432447This nepobaby was insanely hot in the movie
>>223432660cant act for shit, but she was sex incarnate
>>223432660That's Tara Reid. She wasn't in Bates Motel, and she's not looking so good anymore unfortunately.
>>223432712I think you have fried your brain or had a strokecheck your facts again
>>223432447Michael bay movies have even lamer writing than I remember and the CG in transformers is so bad.Not only are all the transformers designs cluttered and overly complex but the camera work and animation is shit.Every fight scene is incoherent as fuck. it's almost impossible to tell what's going on visually. It's like they were trying to hide how bad the CG was or something.
>>223432726well apparently i'm a retardoops
she had a visit from boganoff
>mom i posted it again
>>223432755Still insanely hot
Nicola is a cute and her house has its own moat!
>>223432791Billionaire jews usually seek out supermodels to breed
>>223432447After 1, 3 and 4 are my favorites, over the top bayformers kino
>>223432708Yeah, too bad women gonna women and she got bogged and a different nose
Justice for my boy Ratchet>>223432486she doesn't look like a kid
>>223432486Fun fact: this scene is literally pointless, because the characters were ALREADY in a legal relationship, even without the Romeo and Juliet exception law. The age of consent in Texas is 17. The daughter was 17.Not so fun fact: they kept this scene in the movie, but cut out a fully animated and voiced scene with Transformers that added characterization.
>lets use nano technology to make cheap bluetooth speakers
>>223432708she's kinda pug faced so I can only assume she reminds you of a girl you liked when you were growing up.
>>223432894>The age of consent in Texas is 17. The daughter was 17.Huh, maybe it's like multi layer propaganda, it looks like it's supporting letting teens fuck but it's actually sticking in people's heads the idea of 17 being a problem to begin with
>>223432486Having it as a point in the movie was weird but in his situation having the evidence ready at any moment is sensible
>>223432520jesus christ man, couldn't you find a picture of megan from the before days?
>Transforms her sons
>watching The Last Knight>get to the scene where anthony hopkins is explaining the retarded secret society>apparently transformers were actively intervening in human society for thousands of years>Slaughtering weak, defenseless humans for absolutely no reason in wars that didn't concern them>Never attempting to search for the all spark in all that time>and somehow the witwiccans (lol) were able to keep them a secret despite being giant robots who were seen by millions of people across the entire planetThis franchise has had loads of shit writing but this is probably the single worst instance of bad writing I've ever seen.
>>223433533I think everyone gave up after 3.
>>223432894Also there was no need for her to be 17. Actress was 18/19 during filming, they could have just let us assume the character was a high school senior who had turned 18 already, without hashing out any of this
>>223432447but why? didn't the first story conclude in the 2011 flick? I didn't watch past that
>>223432520Before that, The Last Knight had sharply fallen off at the box office despite still having some attractive actresses. It's a factor but not the sole make or break one
>>223434062They kept making them because the 3rd one grossed over a billion. The 4th one soft rebooted it, with a different main human cast
>>223433592never watched any of them. the spluttering jew put me off them completely, along with the lazy rotating shrapnel "transformations".
>old comics had a woman falling in love with a transformer and washing him>women are frothing at the gash on youtube over starscream from armada>bayformers has female characters flirting with robotswhat does it all mean bros?
>>223432447More like Transformers Age of Consent>>223432486What did author mean by this?
>>223432520It was called Rise of Beast so they had appropiate casting.
>>223433158What's her fucking problem at least Charlize Theron adopted black boys
>>223432447>I am watching TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF CONSENT (14)
>>223432708she just looks like an english chav
He had aura. Also no idea why he was so huge when his car form is so tiny.
>>223436394his theme helped a lot
>>223432520>One of those things doesn't belong
>>223432794Extremely skinny girls are the best
>>223432520It's a mystery.
>>223432486>The fact that they made her being underage a main plot point.No they didn't, it was a one off gag.>Also why the fuck did the boyfriend print out, laminate, and keep in his wallet a copy of the law that lets him fuck a highschooler.Because it's funny, and to establish he's a sleazebag.
>>223432447They should have kept Rosie as the new Transfomers girl
>>223433129bimbo megan, best megan
>>223432894Michael Bay explained to the black guy that they have to intentionally dumb down the movie and fill it with retarded gags to please the Chinese audience.
>>223432731>Every fight scene is incoherent as fuck. it's almost impossible to tell what's going on visually.this is everyone's favorite meme opinion about these movies and i think you're all insane. i find the action to be always very clear despite the high level of detail. what's supposed to be incoherent, exactly?
>The movie is called The Transformers, ok?-- as in I transform you from unemployed to employed. I'm a motherfucking jobs program, I'm like the New Big Deal. It's a movie about giant robots, what the fuck do I needs peoples fo? Because: Obama needs to cut the space program, so I put Buzz Aldrin in a movie. I gets him paids. John Malkovich is a versatile actor, an artist, but he's not getting paid shit for any of his crap. He calls me up-- boom. Payday. John Turturro's been in 20 movies since The Big Lebowski. Name one. Can't. SAG calls me up, boom, his kids go to college. Now he can make shit like Somewhere Tonight and tell everyone he's not an actor for the money.>No more Matrix? Boom, Hugo Weaving is Megatron. Leonard Nimoy needs new dentures? Boom, chewing apples like a motherfucking horse, vitamins and fiber.>I own Hollywood, I control destinies, there's nothing I can't do on film. Not only did I give Frances McDormand a job, I got that bitch to look almost sexual. In 3D. Do you know anyone else who can do that? You see Fargo? Did you want to fuck her in Fargo? No. But I guarantee you someone in America saw T3 and jerked off to Frances. Fuck all y'all.
>>223439297if it's true it's cool
>>223432447She was only 19 years old you sick fuck
>>223432755She also poisoned Posh's son against her.
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>>223439680it's just a side nip you prude
>>223439594how
>>223432447i have a feeling producers used this franchise to have sex with hot women
>>223439886what?! noooo
>>223432447I'm an inventor
>>223440055love how he sneaks it on most of his vids
