How do you respond without sounding mad?
OHHH NOOOEverything about this is a dream come true. Put on my apron to cutely cook in the kitchen and in the evening just be a fuckdoll for the women (that I still expect to be fit and attractive).
>>223432926oy vey
>>223432926How do i make this thread about trannies?
>>223432926this "what if the genders were reversed" is just retarded since women and men aren't the same and will never bealso sacha baron cohen is an unfunny jew
>>223432926Kramer?
>>223432926I'd smash his ugly goblin rat face in
>>223432926This feels like a weird fetish disguised as political propaganda
>>223432926>men dominate Hollywood and churn out meninist and anti-femcel media>men dominate universities and get lazyboy HR jobs>men are stay-at-home husbands while women wageslave>indian and arab woman harass and rape men on the daily while men push for more female immigrationNOOOO!
>>223433323>the majority of staff writers are female shitskins >"WHY IS EVERYTHING SO SHITTY NOW??"Lol
>>223433064>cohenNice try. You know who its really about
>>223432926Does he get raped and/or murdered by a black woman?
>>223432926I would like to see this type of scenario with black men/white men swapping traits. Imagine the HATE on white men then
>woman tells you to smile >kids want your attention>you receive a comment about your weight>you are expected to do some domestic work none of this would phase a man in the slightest lol
>>223433407It's called White Man's Burden and it is exactly as cringe as you would imagine
For me, it's https://youtu.be/snoTRgaX_3U?si=SAO9fgnz6qx-g__Kno please don't rape me aaaah, don't express my milk (semen) noooo, do not suck my cock please somebody heeeelp
>>223432926Is there a scene where he realises that he can fuck women 10x easier than ever?
>>223432926I don't have to. Whomever made that was clearly the mad one lmao
>>223433445Yes>goes to bar in a nice suit>almost every woman watches him enter>hotties buying him drinks>ends up having a threesome>life becomes groundhog day tier bar and sex>credits roll
Does anyone take this jew rat seriously after his stunt with Borat?
>>223432926Why is "homemade mayonnaise" supposed to be important in this video. Mayonnaise is extremely easy to make. It's literally 3 ingredients. I don't understand why you would center thos video around mayonnaise being homemade.
AHHHHHHHH IS THAT SUB 8 MEN TALKING TO ME AHHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME GAIA SAVE ME MOON MOTHER AAAAAAAAAAAH MY CRYSTALS I NEED MY CRYSTALS SAVE ME ASTROLOGY MAKE THEM GO AWAY *puts on a red maiden robe not the other ones because im obvousily a high value women* AHHHHHHHHHHHH THEY WANNA PUT ME IN A MISSISSIPPI BARN AND RAPE ME TILL I GIVE BIRTH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SISTER WITCHES SAVE ME PLEASE TAYLOR SWIFT AND THE SWIFTYS COME TO ME PLEASE
>>223433278it's also retarded because the alternate universe he falls into is just... normal but reversed. the overwhelming majority of the people living in it have no problem with it at all and the girlymen largely enjoy their roles, so the point of the movie seems to be affirming that gender roles work and are perfectly valid.
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>>223433482The only thing funny he did was Ali G and that's because no one knew who he was so the interviews were real
>>223432926>everyone is MEAN to women 24/7No, I don’t think they are. There are shitty things women deal with, but in the western world people put them on a pedestal more often than not.
>>223433323>executive producers all still (((white))) menhmmm.....
>>223433323gen x males are literal human scum
>>223433506Americans are built different
>>223433445>>223433466Every ugly bastard could easily get a free dinner and sex on Tinder. Every incel in the world would choose this universe.
>>223432926Powerful and deep, I had no idea first world white women had it so hard
>>223433515I remember seeing the clip where all his female bosses sexually harass him and it's like>go to HR guy>get them all written up for harassment>sue the company for "damages"That shit should be open and shut in that world, it's retarded.
>>223432926So... are there large gangs of female migrants killing, raping and stealing on the streets? Does the movie address this?
>>223432926Start raping faster than eminem
>being constantly harassed by br*tish womendisgusting
>>223434315A gynocentric world would have no need for refugees because there would be no war or famine
>>223432926Why can they never get the role reversal thing right?Men already are plastered on clothing ads topless>Can you braid my hairMen do not have long hair to braid
>>223432926Sacha Baron Cohen is on the list. He knows what is going to happen to people like him very soon.
>>223432926>just Sacha Baron Cohen and his two white English parents
>>223432926Who is the target audience of this show?
>>223432926This is dog shitGuys you remember that Axe bodyspray commercial, where the scenario is the same, except all the girls hit on the average looking dude? now thats what it should be like
>>223434485>there would be no war or famineYeah because men wouldn't be allowed in the army and women wouldn't be allowed to cook.
>>223433516What the fuck
>>223433684Now this is bait
wait so i'd be valued just by virtue of my existence? rather than be viewed as disposable?the 'price' is 'sometimes people will not take me seriously'? (oh no)
>>223432926Women in general naturally like to cook, clean, or market their sexuality and get gibs for it. Men don't and trying to emasculate them only makes things worse.
>>223432926fucking jew. Shouldn't he be killing kids in Gaza?
>>223432926it already is. /tv/cels' moms go out to work while /tv/cels loll around stuffing their fat faces, jacking off and posting here
>>223434585>nobody expects you to do your job, let alone do it well (or anything, for that matter), but they still pay you and you can't be fired>if anyone ever makes you feel uncomfortable for any reason, even perceived, you can complain and probably get them fired>is (not) working too hard? make money showing off your cock and asscrack as a streamer>every movie, show, video game, book, hobby, everything is catered to you and your interests>women will throw themselves at you even if you're a 2/10, they might even form a hare- uh, polycule if you're fat and ugly enough>worst case some brownoid femcel might try to rape you if you're out alone at night, but she's just a woman so she's easy to overpower if she's ugly>but women working construction might whistle at you and elderly women might tell you to smile once in a whileAbsolutely unacceptable anon, how could you possibly live under these conditions?
>>223432926This faggot is a jewish propagandist
>>223432926More stupid jewish slop. Normal women enjoy being mothers and housewives and they actually embrace their feminine aspects. Men aren't living the good life. No one wants to sit in a stuffy office all day staring at a computer.
>>223434534But all the famous chefs would be badass women
literally everything that happened there looked better than my life, where people just ignore me or tell me I need to work harder.
>>223432926evil jew moviealso how is this a full movie? this is a 6min skit at best
>>223433413>the members of your family are emotionally engaged with you, and not low-key just telling you to fuck offIs this is what it's like to be a woman?
>>223434270Are the HR company all useless gossipy men that only exist to annoy everyone and complicate everything?
>>223434761I understand why that job is appealing now. I'd love to be a gossipy man who makes women's lives hard all day, and get paid for it.
>>223432926He has a point, you know. I don't want to be raped by a stinky poop skinned pajeeta.
How many times have you guys personally witnessed a woman get sexually harassed? I'm not saying it never happens because it obviously does, but I think I've only seen one instance of it ever, and it was a schizo homeless guy yelling out to a woman. I know it would happen in private more but there still seems to be a presumption that it happens in broad daylight too.
>>223434758>Your parents actually want to talk to you on the phone instead of just waiting for the right moment to say they need to go.
>>223432926>How do you respond without sounding mad?I don't care about leftist conspiracy theories pushed by their corporations.
>>223434639>>elderly women might tell you to smile once in a whilethis shit has happened to me and it was the nicest thing. i've had maybe 7 or 8 compliments from random women in my life, and most of them were elderly ladies.one was an old woman at a train station:>excuse me, i really like your hair! i grew up in the 60s, lads all had it long back then, now they're all cutting it. it suits you. but you should smile more!this was not a young woman i wanted to fuck. but god damn it was like some MDMA had just kicked in. how jaded are you that it becomes>ugh, THIS again...?
>>223434803Women being sexually harassed in public always involves brown men. Always.
>>223434809Probably because it's almost always from men who want to fuck them. It's weird, they get too much attention to the point it annoys them, but also feed off it and freak out when they don't get it.
I think women forget that the world has men in power because for all of human history, and even today in large areas of the world, men would just kill anything that got in the way of what they want.In fact I don't think women fully appreciate just how lucky they are that every single man around them is capable of killing them very easily, but the majority never would. In fact despite how much they piss on about "teach your sons to respect women" the majority of men throughout history have been conditioned since birth to protect every female around them, even at the cost of their own life. Not appreciating how dangerous something is capable of being versus how much danger you're actually in is how dumb women think they're safer with a bear.
>>223434803I've seen a mentally unstable person whistle maybe once.
>>223434803They enjoy it. Multiple women have told me this. They protest about it but they enjoy it.
>>223432926Did it take him 50 years to get this movie made? Why is he acting like this is the way the world is?
>>223434959People that have a problem with the power dynamic between men and women don't know what the world is really like.
>>223434803The closest would be some guys being too pushy at a party after they had had a few too many drinks. And other guys would always intervene to help her out.And I know an actual rape story from a woman who got blackout drunk on her trip to Paris, and some high melanin guys took advantage of her (she didn't report it out of shame).By avoiding high-alcohol parties with strangers, dangerous parts of the city and other dangerous situations women reduce their chances of being sexually harassed by 99%. But since the narrative labels it as putting the blame on the victim, women think they don't have any responsibility for avoiding such situations.
>>223432926Hasn't this scenario been btfo by women trying to do this and only seeing that the dudes get really happy?
>>223434783Bro that's just a spy master but without any of the cool shit or agents
>>223435042it's one of those 'you shouldn't NEED to study it' things IMO, but by all means, run an experiment on an island or something.both sexes have like gender autism. but men are more willing to admit>yeah, i have no idea what the fuck having a period is like.IRL it's a select few women, but they're deadset that they KNOW all the wants and horrors that 100% go on in men's heads. when we're actually pretty fucking simple (and we'll say so)at any rate, angry young men make great soldiers. i doubt we'll have quotas ensuring 50% of the army is women.
>>223435085True, I just guess my main gripe is the strange mentality that a lot of these women have where they see a dude say "smile more" and go mental. I mean I get why, they see it as a passive aggressive thing because a lot of similar interactions are passive aggressive. They assume its some backhanded compliment. Meanwhile if a dude just likes/doesn't like something he will say it outright.
>>223434803>How many times have you guys personally witnessed a woman get sexually harassed?0
>>223434497>>Can you braid my hair >Men do not have long hair to braidYeah, this literally makes no sense. Its more like the kid would be "can you do some bicep curls with us"
>>223435155>tfw long shaggy hair>(not 'maintained', just a NEET)you can leave my hair the fuck alone. nothing more horrible than finding knots/tangles, what the hell is 'braiding'? intentionally twisting it all together like spools of rope...?>the kid would be "can you do some bicep curls with us"vidya tbqh.
>>223432926women dont cook tho
>>223432926What a filthy subversive kike that man is.
>>223432985
>>223432926juden. i hate those guys.
>>223433413All of these have happened to me already
>>223434803This mexican guy I worked with would honk at pretty women but he wouldn't shout at them or anything
>>223433278I thought that was a regular white European man.
>>223432926Quick, they post about Jewish daycare!
>>223433413i always almost spill the spaget anytime a woman talks to me outside a business transaction.
>>223434807sorry about your parents man
>>223433684>Every ugly bastard could easily get a free dinner and sex on TinderYes, with a hideous hambeast
>>223434270i remember thinking it was strange that all the girl bosses were still wearing makeup and tight powersuits and not just doing the bare minimum everyday like they say they would if women were in charge.
>>223435588I've made peace with it. They're fine enough people, but they shouldn't have been parents.Just wish I'd made peace with it in my 20s rather than becoming an alcoholic.
the irony of this being 'observational' comedy too. >i drove my second car to the office where an awkward social exchange happened, oh no! then i grabbed a Starbucks mochacinno and don't you just hate it when the barista gets your name/order wrong? as if that wasn't bad enough, back at the three-storey home i own, my expensive gadget keeps having technical issues! we've ALL been there, amirite?the normal person would not notice these changes. if you're at such a level where 'microaggressions' are a concern (not even actual aggression, being assaulted) then gg, you've won at life. now shut the fuck up.
>>223432926i WOULDNT DO ANYTHING... I WOULD LISTEN TO WOMEN AND THATS WHAT NO TOXICLLY MASCULINE MALE EVER DID...
>>223434803One of my friends' exes got blackout drunk once and took a wrong turn while walking home, she woke up in a park, some niggas had seen her stumbling around and left her there with a note saying next time they'd fuck her in the ass so she better not go there again. Pretty decent guys.
>>223435617some small minority of chads have a hambeast fetish in our world, not to mention normal and even above average men with that fetish, and they're literally fucking every single hambeast out there. it's why even fat girls in our world have inflated egos.
>>223435667then she did the same thing the next night, right
Oh great, it's the daily jeet incel thread.
>>223435085>they're deadset that they KNOW all the wants and horrors that 100% go on in men's heads. when we're actually pretty fucking simple (and we'll say so)There's an entire industry built around confidently telling them horror stories about what goes on in men's heads
>a man in a bar is angry at a woman>to exact his revenge, he stirs up trouble and gets his girlfriend to hit her
>>223435085>they're deadset that they KNOW all the wants and horrors that 100% go on in men's headsThe conspiracy theories they come up with are always funny. Like how they convinced themselves that "manspreading" was some kind of deliberately provocative act for the sole purpose of harassing/intimidating women instead of dudes instinctively avoiding cramping their junk.
the horror
>>223433506Tell me your secrets mayo man, I made it in the blender once and it burnt.And doing it manually seems like some serious wrist strain
>>223435803Oh great, it's the hourly "blame the jeets to deflect" JIDF nonce.
>>223433506If the writers were clever, that would be the joke. That favorite thing your "mom" makes is actually some simple home cook thing, but it's special when you're a kid and now it has nostalgia value. Like my mom is an extremely mediocre cook and I surpassed her easily, but I still love her chili more than anyone else's, even if I know it's just her dumping cans in a pot with some ground beef and spices.
>>223435942When you need to do a lot of whisking, instead of using your wrist, hold the whisk facing toward you in an underhanded grip and get the whisk action with your elbow. But just use an immersion blender.
>>223434558open testacles faggot
>>223435976His posts have gotten suspicious.
>>223435085This. I will freely admit I have no idea how women work and never will and plenty of men are the same. See all those boomer sayings about not getting women. But women think they know exactly how men work then complain about their sex drive being too high. They literally do not understand that if you don't cum every so often you go crazy.
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>>223432926Why are his parents the same age as him?
>>223432926I don't understand.Why would a tax driver not take someone unless they already have a client? Especially if its the opposite sex.
>>223432926Most of these are just shitty behavior from either gender, a lot of them don't even make sense. Just another stupid movie appealing to stupid people.
>>223436388I'm sure women have some conspiracy theory about how taxi drivers passing them by is actually some kind of sexism thing. They literally use it to explain every problem they have.
Literally the only difference I see from IRL is tatecel chuds having slightly more followers
>>223432926Gender norms are reversed when men start acting like women? Are these writers retarded? Do they not understand why this is inherently humorous? This is what a lifetime without experiencing manual labor does to a mfer
>>223434809>18 years old>duck into a random convenience store to buy transit tickets>haggard, chainsmoking old lady behind the counter chokes out "here you go, handsome" as she hands them to me>still think about it every day 15 years later
>>223432926Why would I be mad? You're telling me I'm supposed to be upset at a reality where women fall over themselves to flirt with me and I have the pick of the litter is bad? Get some sweet 'positive discrimination' and male-only spaces too.
>>223433064john money's entire body of work was built around this image and his mind being utterly blown by the idea of women doing manual labor and male nurses.
>>223432926Does war break out and all the women are sent off to die whike the men fuck women who are too near sighted to fight?
>>223434558send bab
>>223432926That just looks like current world, what's different?
>>223433323>>men are stay-at-home husbands while women wageslaveSeems like this one already reversed
>>223434807This hits too close to home.
>>223432926OH NOOOO EVERYTHING BUT A FEMDOM DYSTOPIA WHERE MEN ARE THE PROTECTED SEX ENJOYING THE LIFE AT HOME WHAT A NIGHTMARE NOOOLmao
>psycho chris watts kills his children>says he was suffering from post-nugget depression>the (mostly) mape jury buys this lie and wants to find him not-guilty>based black queen had to step in and stop this nonsense>now radical malenazis are accussing her of beating her husbandMen are scum.FGTOW
>>223433506Its just a commentary on "women must be thin and pretty" since mayonnaise is incredibly high in calories. Thats why he called it naughty and giggled. Im suprised so many didnt get that
>>223437241Oh, I thought it was a cum thing or something.
Is this based on that Moral Reversal Isekai doujin?
>>223432926Some history should be illegal to question. He's right.
>>223432926>movie so rabid to shit on men that it simultaneously treats the main character like a sexy little fox and also a frumpy unattractive woman because god knows you can't make a 'female-centered' bit of media without trying to pander to every single female as a monolith, ironically devaluing their identities and personhoodjews, man
>>223433445no in those scenes he's an ugly old woman, i guess. when he wants to be taken seriously he's equsl to a hot desirable woman who you can't listen to because you're looking at her tits. when he wants to be seen as a kind, feeling person he's now a bitter hag everyone is largely blind to.dumb flick no consistency beyond women making a mockery of themselves
>>223437208>wants to find him not-guiltyDo people think a not guilty in this case would result in her walling free and not being locked up in a mental hospital for the rest of her life? Are people really this retarded and ignorant of the case? Is that why it caused such huge discourse?
>>223433516Mr. Bean
>>223436378because they had him be a young woman when they wanted the plot to bitch about the awful lives of young women
>>223437365it's more about her leagues of supporters that live free lives and walk among you
>>223432926So, women would hit on me all the time? Is this supposed to be a nightmare?
>>223437473only specifically when you don't want them to. see:>>223437363
>>223437365>Do people think a not guilty in this case would result in her walking freethe issue is that leaving it to psychatrists SOUNDS like it means she'll be out fairly soon if she plays the part correctly. the reality is that she's probably not getting let out no matter what until she's 60+ because of what happened with the women who killed two separate batches of kids in the 60/70s. psychiatrists understand more about the potential for women to be serial killers now. it's an issue with the law where there needs to be a specific "remanded to medical custody until further notice" verdict to remove the confusingly binary guilty/not guilty language.
>>223437502the only time anyones ever hit on me where I dont like it is when its another guy. You can just ignore ugly women. the movies premise is just really dumb, men are still way bigger and stronger so women acting like men doesnt really change much.
>>223437542I suppose the women would have to be towering over you and very ugly as well for it be threatening. But of course they don't want to portray themselves that way. It would never work anyways because men don't really care if an ugly woman wants them, most of the time they'd still fuck her.
>>223437473The nightmare is that women would judge men based on their sex appeal or lack of. Imagine what a wacky twisted version of reality that would be??? ;)
>>223437241Is mayo being bad for you an american thing?
>>223434803never, not once in my whole life
>>223437578>men don't really care if an ugly woman wants them, most of the time they'd still fuck herexactly. there would be essentially no incels anymore
>>223434530women and gay men. same with most modern tv shows
>>223437365the guy who ate a man's face on a bus in canada had roasties crying for his release enough that they let him out of crazy person jail within a couple years
>>223437614In their world there would be a female incel and female loneliness epidemic.
>>223432926>women run the dating market and pick the most physically attractive for short flings>women outearn men due to paygap conscious companies who want busybody maternal figures who lead diverse teams>video games, movies, TV, music, ads made by and primarily aimed at women>men can only survive if they lose their masculine personality traits and drive to succeed, just go to therapy, you might be trans actually!This is just Cohen gaslighting the goyim into thinking this isn't happening.
>>223437608conversely i had someone yell 'NERD' at me when i was 22 and walking to college in 2010
>>223435667Spoilers: they came in her mouth the first time
>>223437665yes. but they wont show this in the dumb premise because that would make the audience sympathetic to real world men, which is the opposite of what the show wants to do
>>223435773you know what, there's a saying here> no matter how hot the woman is someone is tired of fucking her. I have the other theory: no matter how ugly the woman someone wants to fuck her.
>>223436388I’ve literally never heard of this before. wtf
>>223437208To be fair he was butt drunk
>>223437678this is something i explained to someone else before: theres no difference at all in levels of abuse suffered across the sexes, though i would posit women get it easier because of a higher rate of being attractive. the point is, women are vastly more likely to talk about it, seek help, take things personally. its popular to think that women have it harder because guys roll with the punches because thats just what you do as a man.men suffer infinitely more than women and nobody realises it because thats how it is.
>>223437706Look up the "pig woman" experiments on the bodybuilding forums. Someone created the ugliest woman imaginable and put her on a dating site, and tons of (non-white) guys were throwing themselves at her.
>>223437578Imagine having a group of large strong women pressuring you into sex. The horror
>>223437706>no matter how ugly the woman someone wants to fuck herThis. The reverse isnt true because theres plenty of men so ugly that nobody at all wants them.
>>223437131>8 years old>>duck into a random convenience store to buy transit tickets>>haggard, chainsmoking old lady behind the counter chokes out "here you go, handsome" as she hands them to me>>still think about it every day 15 years la>80-something old woman neighbor in the country side>had a fascination of her old wooden house as a kid>call her "Mother-Ann">she is delighted>calls me sweet I mean, I was always in the middle of the pack, but it still feels nice 20 years later
>>223437762Just like women do way more sexual assaults and sexual predator shit than ever gets reported.
>>223437841brother they get away with the shit that DOES get reported aswell! haha
>>223437813Unless they're a movie producer.
>>223437762just 1% of the abuse men suffer from other men will outweigh what most women suffer their whole lives
>>223437881correction: theres plenty of poor, not famous men so ugly that nobody at all wants them.
>>223432926I don't understand the taxi thing. In what fucking world do taxi drivers favor picking up men over women, or anyone for that matter during rush hour of all times when they'd make the most money off of people? Women are so goddamn retarded.
>>223437363Should we tell him?
>>223434809I got that a ton when I was young, it's great. They see a nice thick head of hair and remember what it was like to have a glorious mane. You give them fond memories of what it was like being a hairchad
>>223437988wrong thread, dumbass
>>223432926red dwarf did it better
>>223434864Usually with the instances that you see them complaining about, it's from some grandfatherly old guy trying to be polite while they're going about their day with resting bitch face.The idea of sleazy sex pests coming up to women going "heh baby you should smile more, gimme a smile baby" etc rarely happens unless they're retarded thirdies who think that shit actually works and then they usually go straight to physical abuse or rape when it doesn't
>>223435148>>223435919It's because they view all of this through the mindset of another woman saying/doing it, in which case it absolutely would be a backhanded insult or passive aggressive move.
Noo i get to have thousands of children with women everywhere the court system supports me and i get endless government welfare for taking care of them then i get an instant ceo job answering emails for an extra 200k a year while still complaining I dont get enough WHYYYYYY
>>223436388I think the writer got women confused with black people
>>223438489true. because white women like to act like they are discriminated against equally as black men from like 50 years ago
>>223437926>i'm vaguepoostingvery cool
>>223432926Damn that all looks actually extremely nice. How is this supposed to be a bad thing???
God I haven't been complimented in so fucking long. Also I think the only people who open doors for me are other dudes, which I reciprocate. It's so fucking ingrained in them that by 18 if they don't open doors for everyone they never will.
>>223438483Hit the nail on the head. Me trying to be genuine comes across like a nuclear hazard in the workplace with female colleagues. When they hear me say the words, "I don't have any agenda here behind doing the work." they take that as an active threat to tear me down. Actual authenticity isn't something they can deal with, because they wouldn't trust it they'd never say it and none of their friends would either, therefore it's a ploy.
>My sperm, my choice!This would solve 100% of all child support and paternity problems, in fact.
>>223434803ten billion times because i am not a zoomer virgin who ever had friends and never played a sport and never went to a party.hopefully your generation returns to a mindset where you take at least a smidgen of responsibility.
>>223435542kek. Yeah he just travelled to sweden for the day
>>223432926Do women ever sit down and think about how much they owe to me?The fact they can live in a society thats somewhat ruled by intelligence rather than brute force and instinct, where they'd serve as nothing more than rape baby machines is due to the combined effort of men, philosophers, engineers, artists, labourers, scientists, programmers Does that thought ever cross their mind?
i dont remember john cassavetes being that old when filming rosemary's baby
this is stupid most women 45+ talk exactly like that to anyone below 30
>>223438994Okay, but what does that have to do with you?
>>223432926I would ask that cabbie at the beginning if she wants to fugg
>>223432926I cahn't. Dis webm is mad innit.
>>223434558SHOW PINNIS BLOODY BENCHOD MADHARDCHOD I SUK U PENIS TOMORROW OK??!?
>>223437605It's literally the opposite
>>223433313THIS IS STILL NOT ENOUGHI WANT 7FT TALL HOT BISEXUAL AMAZON WOMEN RUNNING THE WORLDI WANT CUTE FEMBOYS WEARING APRONSGETTING PINNED DOWN AND SEXUALLY HARASSED BY BIG MEAN GIRLS
>>223439137He wants to steal credit for the endeavors of greater men
>>223434803you ask people who don't go out
>>223437365I read that in the particular area it means essentially walking free 6-12 months afterwards.
>>223432926I would become a huge slut, i dont think you guys underrated, it would not be good for me. I mean a HUGE slut, like multiple women the same day.
>>223439137I helped my father with building 5 hospitals I also know a friend who coded an api for simulating complex fracture pattern recognitionMeanwhile the average female's only contribution to mankind is pushing a kid through their hole so they best shut their ungrateful fat fuckin mouths
>>223439409this but the women also have penises
>>223439730>like multiple women the same dayyou say that like its some crazy hard to achieve accomplishment. Its not
>the writing staff
>>223439730
>>223434803Almost everyday and I find it quite disturbing because the sexual harasser is me
>>223439957Like that but times 10. I am extremely horny, huge horny power levels. I been with almost 200 women.>wow what a chadNope. All random strippers and escorts.
>>223432926>what if people randomly paid attention to your existence>even expressed interest in you in publicOh no how horrible>what if your dad cooked food for your family and liked cooking for youAAAAAH I'M GOING INSAAAAANE
>>223432926I've never cared for this man. I refused to watch Borat back when it was released and would stand around autistically silent when people were quoting from it circa 2006. Guys spent years just repeating lines from that film, thinking they were funny.
>>223433407This is pretty much every Hollywood movie and television show for decades and decades.
>>223433407
I wish I could laugh at Sacha Baron Cohen. But man, after what Jews have done to us for the past century...with mass migration and all the other shit they've forced on us...all I can do is think about justice
>>223433413It would actually.These are things every man in my family fucking hated.>woman tells you to smileI think this one is plainly obvious for anyone who remembers their grandparents or had parents that are in their 60s now. If you told my dad or my grandfathers to smile, they would've backhanded you.>kids want your attentionNope, they hated that too. If you're not helping with something, get the fuck out of the way.>you receive a comment about your weightWeight is one of the greatest insecurities for both genders. I once made a passing comment to my brother about how it looked like he lost weight recently and he went into an autistic fit of rage.Told a girl that I think her stomach is cute and she let me make out with her at a screening of a Dragon Ball movie though.>you are expected to do some domestic workHow are you supposed to watch football when the wife's trying to get you to make dinner?
>>223440955i'm sorry you had shitty parents anon
>>223441038>shittyNah, I liked them. This was just normal though, a lot of millennial and late Gen X parents (which is what I imagine most people here have) were pretty pussified. Like the concept of spending an excessive time around your kids is something fairly new for a father, like my dad never once took me out clothes shopping, or cooked me dinner, or showed up for parent-teacher night, and that was the same for everyone I went to school with and everyone in scouts.
Its already reversed for younger generations, young women can't cook for shit
>>223440955Every sentence you write sounds like exaggeration.>every man>plainly obvious>they would've>get the fuck out of the way>for both genders>passing comment>autistic fit of rage>at a screening of a (for some reason unnamed that I will only invent after being prompted again) Dragon Ball movie>watch football when the wife's trying to get you make dinner
>>223441115There's a degree of irony to complaining about exaggerations in a woman hate thread.
>>223432926None of that was even remotely funny. Totally dropped the ball. He should be out sucking dick and killing children with impunity.
>>223435296I was gonna say ... the women were just doing women things like lazing on a couch, engaging with passive media, and scratching their vulvas with wine nearby.Not a hobby in sight!
>>223441136>woman hate thread>making fun of a real multimillion Netflix movie
>>223441185Most people here aren't actually talking about it thoughbeit
>>223432926kike
>>223432926>if gendernorms were reveresedYea well theyre not, sweetheart, now go make me a sammich.
>>223441225You probably made the reply above me yourself because it's so your type of low effort Reddit
>>223441361Incorrect
>>223432926>no responsibility or accountability>get pampered and showered with compliments>could coax femcels into buying me stuff and then just ghost them indefinitelySIGN ME THE FUCK UP
>>223441397>thinks that proves anything when it's a 5 second inspect element jobalso wtf is that board style? dude uses 4chan addons, exactly the type of a person who would samefag
those kinda sexualized ads already exist, whats the point of this. also it would be masculinism. star trek did it better, obviously
>>223441447>when it's a 5 second inspect element jobI feel like it says a lot about you that you immediately jump to inspect element instead of the dozen other ways to hide (You)s, but no, I didn't do that. I generally close threads immediately after making a post in them.
>>223441523How do you know so much about ways of hiding (You)s in screenshots?
>>223441553Because it doesn't take a genius to work out a myriad of ways to do it.You already said inspect element (so by your logic, you do this all the time), but there's also>built in 4chan-X features>paint or photoshop>just opening an incognito window, really easy to do that one>making posts on your phone (if you're retarded)>making posts on another browser (if you're retarded)>killing yourself before whining about "muh samefag" to dodge any real discussionDo you think every post hating women in this thread was made by me?
>>223441592No, just that one because it felt like you. You brought up the cheap stereotype of watching football while the wife cooks which felt similar.
>>223441628>You brought up the cheap stereotype of watching football while the wife cooks which felt similar.I brought it up because that's what many people my age would remember, yeah.Football season runs for over half the school year and through every notable holiday in that time. It really isn't uncommon to have that type of memory.
>>223441115Wow he really bothered you huh?
I just wouldn't watch
All this highlights is that men dont want to be women or treated like women, and women dont want to be men or treated like men (if they were being honest)
I don't get it. I've been catcalled by girls and fags and I still remember it fondly, except for the gay black old man, that one was WEIRD.
>>223441978I don't get why, even in shows written by women, they only show catcalling.Back when I worked in a restaurant, every other week a girl would freak out over one of our ballroom guests rubbing on her. At least two instances where a guy jerked off behind the service door as well.
>>223442038>every other week a girl would freak out over one of our ballroom guests rubbing on her.did they press charges everytime, or just complain about it loudly (teehee im so desirable I cant go anywhere!) Im not saying it doesnt happen, but I am saying women seem to believe stories like this showcase how desirable they are
>>223442097>did they press charges everytime, or just complain about it loudlyIf they pressed charges they'd end up getting way less shifts for being a nuisance and it'd go nowhere since what the fuck would you even do? Who's gonna take it seriously?They'd complain largely to get moved away from whatever they were doing at the moment I imagine, maybe get cycled into the serving staff or bartending staff rotations.
>>223442038Any woman claiming to feel threatened by being attractive to men is a lying bitch and she is probably also begging for even more attention.
>>223442139From what I've seen of bodycam videos, there are always cameras in clubs and police are always happy to arrest a pervert. Only person who wouldn't want that is the club owner because he doesn't want criminal cases associated with the club.
>>223433506>>223435942>>223436047https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNlxwONka08he does 3 minutes and 12 seconds of regular whisking with little talking breaksno need to break your arm off and wear your wrist out thinking you have to be like an immersion blenderjust a good 3 minutes of barely interacting with the bowl
>>223437365do people think a guilty in this case is actually a sensible position? she asked for a lawyer while still on the grassim all for flexing your rights but at the same time im also going to find your ass guilty for thinking you could pull a fast one and try the insanity defense
>>223437671yeah is there a scene where it shows men are doing 85 percent of all the spending on stuff like tonka trucks and screwdrivers
>>223440955Sorry anon, but it sounds like your Y chromosome has been feminized
>>223441083You have to be 18 to post here
>>223439774they do, its called a clit but instead of getting a hard on they get a wide on
>>223442638It's true that mayonnaise doesn't take much elbow grease, but if you want to whip egg whites by hand for example it's smart to have a good technique.
my wife acts like a long-suffering housewife despite doing almost nothing at home and not working. very hard to sympathise with women who complain. I think that men who do housework/childcare and work do more than the woman nine times out of ten purely because they're stronger, have more energy, and so on. as soon as men enter that realm, they end up doing the lion's share. and most men do nowadays.
I guess I'd be one of the rare male rapists
>>223435919>The conspiracy theories they come up with are always funny. Like how they convinced themselves that "manspreading" was some kind of deliberately provocative act for the sole purpose of harassing/intimidating women instead of dudes instinctively avoiding cramping their junk.Exactly. They claim they are the "emphatic" sex and always care about others feelings. Truth is that they're evolutionarily geared towards reading feelings and exploiting them, a psychic predator that men evolved defenses against by becoming stoic.This is why you don't ever show your real emotions to your bitch.
