Robocop is literally a movie about nothing.There is no point no nothing.>b-b-b-b it is about corporations out of control andOK where?The creation of robocop is seen by the movie as a good thing. He never fucks up saves people etc.The movie glorifies robocop at every opportunity it gets.What is the point?If it was really about le evil corporations then instead of making 1 superman cyborg to save the city (or whatever the fuck is even going on here).... why not make OCP deploy ED-209? Like the same unhinged robot all over the city.It fucks up and kills everyone, increases casualties in any situation it is deployed, like in the presentation.Only here is the thing OCP covers it up it owns the media and it pushes more of this 209 crap out on the streets who become some corporate fueled dystopia. We are talking these 209s walking into schools and shooting everyone for nothing and OCP says it was a full of terrorists. Why not literally go cartoonishly evil and the plan here is that OCP exterminates all humans in the city to depopulate it and buy land for cheep to build their delta city? Like the 209s are trigger happy nuts who go shooting everyone however this is not a problem since the executives at OCP regularly give them commands to purge city blocks of humans.The main conflict is for the human protagonists to try to expose it or shut it down or something and are hiding from unstoppable armored murder robots who are all over the city.Here you have the evils of a corporation shown.>No that will go over budget!Then make the 209s be basically humans in costumes. Battestar galactica did that. Make them look basically like robocop did only actually make them evil not good in every way posible.Here is a good example remember all the scenes where he did save humans in the first movie?Instead of him magically managing to save the woman have him try that trick and then fuck up and shoot her also. civilian casualties.1/2
>>223433325Remember that hostage situation? Play the same thing with the 209s however! They fuck up, they try to grab that guy however he has a gun and starts and wounds or kills some hostages. You notice how hard the movie sucks robocops dick in every step!What is the message? That a cool robot man drives in a car with cool theme song?I am half in the movie and it gets more and more retarded.In the beginning they advertised that robocop will patrol 24h and no need to sleep and then they have him sleeping in a chair and having a dream.Like chose 1 director!>b-b-b-b-How about saying that he only needs 2h of sleep instead?Small thing yet shows that the movie has the logic of a dream.If they wanted to insist on the body harvesting they can make it a cyborg program who makes police officer sign their bodies after death to OCP. Do the same thing I proposed with 209s however make the cyborgs go crazy and absolutely insane over time. Something like they did in the second movie only over a longer period of time.And do not make the cyborgs invincible tanks and make some of them get destroyed by the criminals or in action. This can be known and humans can debate this.It is unreal how hard the movie wants to glorify robocop.I liked the directive 4 scene however it can be reworked in this version.Also directive 4. Yikes what a missed opportunity, they should have named it directive zero because it comes above 1 and you never think about it if he lists his directives.
>>223433325Im not reading all that but I think it was something about the corporation trying to automate cops, when policing requires a human touch which is where robocop comes in and succeeds where the big mech bots fail.
Yo Anon this is a great shitpost and I didn't read it but Robocain is the greatest cyborg design OF ALL TIME
>>223433379>Im not reading all thatI do not want to insult you however you know how stupid you sound?>words to long for my retard brain!PS: Did you know that you can get a TTS and make your computer read to you posts?No AI no nothing. Or you you do not know how we did things in 2001 google a AI that will read to you.>I think it was something about theWatch the movie. I did. There is really no point to it especially the first one. It is more a series of things happening an people wanting to do things.The thing that throws you for a loop is that the climax of the movie semi portrays the super CEO (old man)as a good guy who saves the day.
>>223433393>I didn't readRead IT! See: >>223433446>Robocain Watching movie 2 now.
Pro cop movie
>>223433325Idk man just watching him fight drug dealers in the warehouse scene was fun
>>223433325too bad i didn't read your review before being entertained by this movie dozens of time.
>every film must correspond allegorically with the real worldPoor lil zoomy, society has raised you so wrong. It's not (entirely) your fault.Robocop is about a robot cop.
>>223435047>>223435038>Pro cop movieYep. Pro cop movies are bat BTW.If you wanted a pro cop movie you can get dirty harry with humans.If you wanted the fictionla cyborg make it like the 1 million dollar man where after the criminals kill him he is rebuild however none of the >He is not Murphy! He is productShit. Let OCP pretend like he is the same human guy and people react to how changed he is after his resurrection (exactly like in this movie). If you want an evil corporation have OCP install the Directive 4 secretly and abuse it. Make OCP Pretend like they did charity for resurrecting him for free.As it is now the movie is very aimless OCP wants a robot (209) because they want one no explanation(this is OK), they go to the robocop program because ???? yea here is where the logic collapses. OCP guy assassinates another one because he want to have a better place on OCP.The movie is all over the place with its themes.
>>223433325Didn't read any of that but Robocop is a perfect movie and you're a whining faggot.
>>223435234it's a silly comic book action movie that manages to sneak in some satire and comedy into a lean efficient plot. it's not meant to be taken seriously as a philosophical essay or college lecture.about police work or corporations that wants to ram an Important Message down the throat of its audience. it's escapist entertainment first and foremost.
>>223435173>Poor lil zoomyI am not a zoomer! I can give you examples of classic movies where all that I told you is uphold. Basically the world needs to have internal politics>REEE TRUMP SJW >every film must correspond allegorically with the real worldNo you retard! The point is that the politics of the world must make sense you need to know why people want something and why it is OK if the movie has a message however you can go without one. he perfect counter example is Terminator 1 everything makes sense and it has a message.The message is be aware of technology robots evil.However look at the logic.>Why does the terminator want to kill Sara?>It is a machine programmed to do this by skynet.>Why does skynet want this?>Because it lost the war and is trying to kill the resistance with time travel!Question answer all makes sense. In robocop 1 you get only corporate dicking and corporate assassinations nothing more. >>223435047>scene was funEven as a stupid no tihnking movie it fails what is so greatabout it? The efects are dated and I have seen more brutal things in mortal kombat. >>223435109>by this movie dozens of time.What did you like about it? Serious question.
>>223435263>Didn't read any of thatBecause you are a retard! Zoomer!
>>223435270See example of the terminator >>223435277
if robocop isn't your bag, so be it, your loss, you're too uptight and overthinking to engage with why i've enjoyed the movie.
I like how clueless everyone is, it is natural however the CEO guy is stupid. I know lots of people would act like this if a mechanical monstrosity walks up to them however.>Ah yes looks like robocop2 is already on its way to dispose of the nuke!>>[throw canister at him or give it to him]>Robocop2 inserts the canister into his chest>And this is how robocop2 will dispose of the nuke! >HAHAHAHA
>>223435283I might be a retard but certainly not a zoomer. Who the fucks wants to read a blogpost about some troon seething over one of the greatest movies of all time? Never me.
>>223435354>Who the fucks wants to read a blogpost1) Can not read long sentences2) Burst out in angerClassic signs of a zoomer! >blogpost Tik tok is this way tiktok.com>one of the greatest movies of all timeWhat is so great about it? Explain.
tl;dr it's kino
>>22343578710 years old intuitively understand what's great about robocop. it's not a fucking intellectual exercise. get over yourself.
>>223433325>>223433333Midwit take.
>>223433325>Robocop is literally a movie about nothing.>There is no point no nothing.Wow, this is a great start to your Robocop analysis.
>>223433379>policing requires a human touch which is where robocop comes in and succeedsThat's not really in the movie. Murphy's humanity only ever gets in the way and he only defeats the boardroom director in the end because ocp fires him thus circumventing robocop's secret directive. It's not Murphy's humanity that wins in the end, its robocop's binary interpretation of his programming.
It's about Jesus.>b-bu-It's about Jesus.
>>223435987it's subtext.
Intentionally brainwashing kids movies.Cops prey on kids. The reality is they kidnap people, torture them and destroy them. Cops are the bad guys. They pick on people. And do it from a safe position. They don't work for a living. They live off robbing others.
>>223433325>>223433333bitches leave
>>223433325It's kinda funny how you say about nothing and then spend the rest of the text what it is about.Anyway, kinda fun to see new troll attempts.
>>223433325Anyone ever tell you that you talk to much motherfucker? If not, you should shut up sometime and give them the chance.
