Whats the first thing you'd do if you became president of usa?
nuke israel
>>223437091Nuke Israel
>>223437091End the Fed
End the Fed and then nuke Israel
Get rid of 4chan and ban its users from the internet.
Sucking Sydney Sweeney's tits
>>223437091Order the extermination of all fat people
Exterminate all ghetto and trailer park inhabitants.
normal stuff>tax corpos and the rich>put a stop to lobbying>cut all ties to israel >ban gun ownership, you now need to earn a permit >cut military budget >better healthcare for everyone crazy stuff>split the country up into at least three smaller countries - east, middle and west>sell a state or two to try and deal with the debt >execute everyone currently in prison>ship all problematic black people back to africa
I'd make everyone in my cabinet take polygraph tests under the influence of sodium pentothal. Then we'd really drain the swamp.
>>223437091Release all nukes at the same time in 90 degree angles straight to the sky, be a martyr for the rest of the world, remembered as the guy that stopped evil.
how did israel mindbroke this board this bad
>>223437277Sounds good. Just switch the geographical division of the new countries to political. Watch all the kids in red states starve when they can't rely on blue states paying for their food stamps.
Nuke the Netherlands.
/qa/ lost
>>223437091a real holohcaust
>>223437091Ban transgender surgery for adults and "gender affirming care" in general, bring back asylums and lock up every single gender non-conforming person there. Bring back McCarthyism but cranked up to eleven.
>>223437091Free permanent housing for the homeless, as long as each qualifying individual has at least two forms of proper identification documentation.
>>223437091Stand in front of a mirror and play with my tits.
>>223437277>bro let's just turn the us into europe/canada>because they're doing so well!
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