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Why are most mutants such assholes?
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>>223437106
They're not, they're cute
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>>223437280
>Look, Peter, I can handle the thief, that paddy police captain's daughter, and the tunnel diggin gook. But a mutie and worse, a telepath? Jesus Christ Peter, is there no low you won't sink to? I knew not growing up with a father would have an effect on you as a man , but I never knew you would fall this far. Now I'm glad my brother never lived to see what you have become. Not just a race traitor but a traitor to the whole human race. Get the fuck out of my car!
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>>223437522
lol based
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>>223437556
That's why Marvel had to take him out of the MCU
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>>223437522
Kek, also
>tunnel diggin gook
Who is Ol’ Ben referring to here?
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>>223437970
kek seems Marvel finally realized how much of a desirable twink Peter has become
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>>223437522
BASED
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>>223437970
Why was the Dog being a NIGGER?
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>>223437106
He was a New Yorker. Jean did nothing wrong.
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>>223437106
The Human she killed in that scene was probably a racist transgender murderer/pedophile/cannibal/rapist/gay homosexual so Jean Grey figured it'd be okay to murder him
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>>223438059
Nah he was clearly right winger and white, so he had to go. Mutants will replace those goy-I mean, humans with their superior genetics!
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>>223438151
And a horny Mall Santa I bet
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>>223437522
kek based. Speaking of, what would Aunt May say if she was alive to meet Jean?
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>>223438223
She seems like a hippie pacifist "make love not war" girl, so probably accept Jean as she is
Even if she's a sweaty hobo psycho gf to Peter
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>>223437106
Kill all telepaths on site.
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>>223438913
I'd say the worst part about Jean isn't the telepathy but rather the mind control. Jean Grey is basically female Purple Man
>Treats everyone like puppets because of their abilities
>Thinks little of people; to them, people are monsters and mindless sheep
>Discovers someone who can’t be controlled
>Immediately becomes obsessed with breaking that person and making them submit
>Isn’t a front-line fighter; instead, they use others to fight for them and as meat shields
>Has at least one rapey element in their story
>Controls the hero’s love interest in an attempt to break the hero
>Puts the hero’s loved ones in danger
>One is treated as an irredeemable monster, while the other is portrayed as an innocent victim who did nothing wrong
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>>223439346
Because one has a vagina and the other doesn't, duh
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>>223439346
probably because one literally calls himself evilus badguyus and has no reason for his actions, while the other is a cute redhead who's trying to save her sister but people keep getting in her way
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>>223437106
Did he die?
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>>223440091
That's what I wonder, according to the producers commentary despite hijacking a tank and driving it through NY city, planting a bomb on it, releasing several supervillains, triggering the Hulk and freezing half a city for over an hour, Jean Grey caused NO DEATHS
Her actions were but a peaceful protest and if you think anything else, you are racist!
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>>223440352
the fact she caused so much destruction and did so much violent and questionable shit in the search for her sister only makes her more interesting
being an unstable force of nature who needs a firm hand to keep her from going crazy is part of the appeal, she'd be pretty fucking boring if she was just a goody two shoes
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>>223440523
I have to agree, also I'm happy that (so far) they haven't turned her into a quippy girlboss Daria clone (part of the reason why Michelle sucked so much). Would be fun if she's the token evil teammate who is a losergirl goonette in her spare time.
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>>223440523
>being an unstable force of nature who needs a firm hand to keep her from going crazy is part of the appeal
this is why current Spiderman is a good fit for her. he's depressed too but his eternal optimism and heroism can influence her (as seen in the movie) and keep her from acting like a villain
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>>223440734
He will spank Jean's ass when she misbehaves!
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>>223440768
Peter is so lucky!
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>>223438493
Why did they make her so sweaty the entire movie
Not that I'm complaining
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She’s mindjumping from person to person but she’s UPSTAIRS. All Spidey had to do was GO UPSTAIRS to his apartment and grab Jean’s physical body but instead he starts chasing the mindhopper that he literally has no tangible way of stopping

2026 writers are complete fucking retards
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>>223437106
Particles from earth 1610 bleeding into the MCU(well really just a teenager turning into a wmd while having an organized hunt them down would make most people assholes, look at age of ultra scarlet witch).
>>223437280
MCU Jean is a cute asshole
I guess MCU Jean will be the Kitty Pride stand in if the MCU decides to adapt ultimate clone saga.
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>>223441313
She is a naturally sweaty girl...and that's hot!
>>223441665
>MCU Jean is a cute asshole
She also got a cute asshole
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>>223441748
Based
Now I'm imagining getting to sniff and lick her sweaty asshole
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>>223437106
this movie could've been 10/10 if it committed to the story point of leaving MJ and Ned in the past. it shouldn't have brought them back
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>>223439346
>>223439896
He is a victim to his own abilities, he himself calls them a nightmare to live with
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>>223439896
>admits hes just a simp and has no moral agency of judging others
lmao
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>>223438223
This is one of the most cringe, fake, forced-emotional scenes i have ever scene in my life.
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>>223437106
Everyone (rightfully) gives jean shit for this but that cabbie had ample opportunity to stop and was going way faster than you'd expect for new york traffic. He's at least partially responsible for hitting that guy.
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>>223439346
This part
>>223442327
He should have shot Yelena with his big potato
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>>223442372
morality has aesthetic criteria, and beauty has raw value. a beautiful young woman doing evil shit will always be looked at more fondly than creepy old guys doing the same
(it also helps if the beautiful young woman does it for noble reasons like saving her family, rather than it just being her nature)
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>>223443142
Exactly, I loved how ruthless she acted. It was endearing even
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>>223437106
Glad I didnt pay for this trash. Will pirate Oct 6th
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Seeing Zendaya for the first time in Spiderman: Homecoming was the shock of my life.

I was so hyped for a new fresh take on Spiderman that I cagily avoided all marketing materials, all trailers, and all commercials. If I walked by a toy aisle at the store and caught a small glimpse of a Spiderman toy, I'd look away immediately. I wanted to go into the new saga with an entirely open mind, as pure as an Amish virgin. On opening night I knew Michael Keaton played the antagonist (that much was hard to avoid, even though I shielded my eyes), but little else. I didn't even know which characters from the MCU would show up.

When Zendaya first walked into the frame and revealed herself to the theater as MJ, I let out an audible gasp. My entire row of filmgoers looked at me like I was nuts, but I couldn't help myself. There before me was the most Simian creature I'd ever seen in New York city. A boyish gorilla girl with huge flaring nigger nostrils and big Nigerian chieftain eyebrows. And apparently she was Mary Jane.

Oftentimes film studios will soften the blow by casting Zoe Saldana or Halle Berry... but not this time. This time you were forced to feast your eyes on the brownest most boyish looking ironing board of a woman, blown up forty feet high on an IMAX screen.

I looked around, uncomprehendingly, as the rest of the crowd seemed to accept this monstrosity as MJ. Then it occurred to me that I was the only person who hadn't already seen months' worth of marketing materials.

Little by little, they had been led to accept this by drips and drabs of commercials, trailers, and TV interviews. Their minds had been so softened that they were willing to stare unflinchingly, even giggle and smile as Zendaya positioned herself as Spider-man's love interest.

Lots of people debate about the exact moment when Spiderman died. I contend it was when that eternally frowning deadpan charisma black hole Zendaya with her Lovecraftian face was revealed as Mary Jane to the audience.
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>>223443512
Your loss. I already watched it 3 times and will be going again this week, if Marvel makes spiderphoenix canon I will give them ALL MY MONEY AND MY HOUSE!
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>>223443690
Do they really do that much sport?
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>>223437280
qrd?

I thought mutants were all deformed?



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