"We must be better men"-coded character
>>223437294how the fuck does he not manage to lose all that lard?
How many calories a day would you need to eat to sustain this girth?
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>>223437294Samwise if he fatter and gayer
>>223437294So this character was clearly GRRMs self insert right?
>>223437294We must be thinner men
>>223437422Him and Tyrion
>>223437431GRRM actually stated in articles and interviews that it would take him “weeks” to make some of the dialogues and witty banter for TyrionSo probably not
>TYRONE? TYRONE?! WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE?!? WHY DO I NOT HEAR ANY MOANING FROM THAT BITCH OF A WHITE WIFE>*pauses delta rune and looks behind him*>OH OH OH... OH MY FAUCI SCIENCE SZECHUAN SAUCE AND STRANGER THINGS ABOVE!!!! WHAT THE FUCK TYRONE, WHY ARE YOU BENDED OVER? HONEY WHY DO YOU HAVE A STRAP ON EQUIPPED?!>*smashes the controller at the tv in the background playing Hasanabi's livestream*>YOU DECIDED TO SWITCH THINGS UP?! TYRONE, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, THAT'S NOT WHY I BROUGHT YOU HERE>YOU FUCKING CHEATING BITCH, AND IT'S MY FAVORITE STRAP ON ASWELL, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!!>YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET KNOCKED UP BY TYRONE AFTER I GOT A VASECTOMY TO DELIVER BEAUTIFUL MIXED CHILDREN AND TERMINATE THE WHITE RACE>GREAT! FUCKING GREAT! NOW I'M TURNED ON BY WHAT I JUST SAID AND I CAN'T EVEN USE MY FAVORITE DILDO TO RELIEVE MYSELF BECAUSE IT'S UP IN TYRONE'S ASSHOLE>I THINK I HAVE TO MAKE SOME PHONE CALLS, DON'T TALK TO ANYONE ABOUT THIS, ALL THE GUYS ARE GOING TO LAUGH AT ME AT THE VAUSHCON NEXT WEEK>I DON'T EVEN THINK I CAN PARTICIPATE IN THE DISCO ELYSIUM SPEEDRUN COMPETITION THERE NOW, THIS MENTAL TOLL IS TOO BIG FOR ME TO HANDLE>IF YOU WANT ME I'LL BE IN MY ROOM LISTENING TO JEFFRE CANTU LEDESMA TO CALM DOWN A BIT
>>223437319i want to know the cafeteria policy of castlie rock. or the wall. wherever he is it must be explained how he manages to stay north of 400 lbs.if i eat poptarts and icecream every day of the week i cap out at 175. how does this guy do it under werewolf invasion conditions (or whatever the fuck it is that happens in this gay ass show)?
>>223437422100%If GRRM was younger he would be a total "nice guy" redditor
>>223437684Good evening, I hate women.
>>223437294>Says a woman isn't property>/tv/ hates him
>>223437294The perfect "We must be better men" movie
>>223437684>>223438595Anyone who actually interacts with, has been betrayed by, as well as uplifted by any woman knows that showing weakness in front of them is very punishing You can still be a nice and charitable guy btw, but you have to do so either way boundaries and also from a position of strength
>>223438638>Above the RimWhat did they mean by this?
>>223437684>but no one has any love for poor old me, kind and smart and decent and devoted...I'm skeptical about this. I think it might not be real. It's too cartoonish to be real.
>>223439036I believe it2007-2012 was when people didn’t understand how to hide how cringe they were online
>>223437313he went the fat guy from lost route and had a secret stash of twinkies and shit beyond the wall
“I must be a better man” coded character
>>223437313>uhhh, it's a fantasy show with dragons and zombies so you aren't allowed to expect a shred of consistency in the worldbuilding
>>223437294I liked him actually, what's the problem>>223439176Based
>>223438638>>223438968>Tupacholy shit I have to watch this now. Tupac was a fruit so you just know its gonna be gay coded
