How can I learn to talk like Tony Soprano? The loud Jersey type, I need to speak exactly like him, are there any tips?
what the fuck is this guy talking about, gettouta here...
yeah you go>MY SHON IS TALKIN SHUISHIDEwhistling your s’s is where you start.
Watch sports. Your IQ will drop by 40 points and you'll start talking like an aggressive, ignorant retard.
>>223437507>when the covenant in send drop ships to glass the planet, but its Gabagool day
>>223437581Better yet, watch other people play video games. It’s the further (d)evolution of watching other people play sports.
>>223437581yes I get that but I also need to say the word "talk" like "tuuuwaaaak" like he does and I don't know how to do it
>>223437576how would I even do that, it's difficult
>>223437638Drink a beer every 20 minutes when watching the sportsball.
>>223437828any recs, also what sport
>>223437581someones dad was a alcoholic lol
>>223437853>when you write like a retard but have the self confidence to try and play armchair psychologistMy dad is a milquetoast, Jaquan.>>223437837Football. Or soccer if you plan on assaulting people for dumb reasons.
Does anyone on the east coast have an accent? I was in Manhattan a few years back and the only accents I heard were Indian and Arab
>>223438036You have to go to poor white areas. Brooklyn, Long Island, Boston etc. The people there haven't learned to mask their linguistic oddities to get ahead in higher social circles because they don't have any real hope of getting out of the poverty cycle.
Do you have the body type to talk like Tony? And I dont necessarily mean obese (though certainly not skinny) but not anymore random white guy can try to pass off that voice
You ever think what a coincidence it is that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease?
>>223438371Yes, I've got the exact same body type as Tony
>>223438004oh no no he mad
>>223437507Just stop being a fag.
>>223438798maybe you're a fag anon you evah thought of dat?
Stop pronouncing your Rs (ovah heah not over here), exclaim ooooo! whenever you're surprised and, whenever you're using Italian loans, drop the final vowel and add voice to the consonants. So instead of cappucino, say gabbujin. Instead of capicola, satly gabigol (or gabagool). Congrats, now you're an Italian-American East Coast dirtbag. Speaking of dirtbag, if you want to fully commit, say doitbag.
>>223438110You need to get out more if you think those areas are poor
>>223438828thanks this sounds very usefulis there a list for common Italian-'merigan slang?
>>223438828You probably sound exactly like your favorite jewish actor in your favorite jewish produced film or television show.
>>223438857meds
>>223437507The prophet of Regret, what ever happened there
>>223438699NTA but you sound like a mad sportsball fan.
>>223439054REALLY mad lmao
your father never had the makings of an arbiter
>>223438991I'll take that as confirmation you robot sounding queer.
>>223439086discontinue the lithium
>>223438833Perhaps you need to make more money if you think they aren't. Maybe you could afford to end your sentence properly.
>>223439253perhaps you need to calm down because you are lashing out at anyone that disagrees with you, you sensitive stunod
>>223439054>sportsballPlace the knot behind your left ear
