>Here's your drink anon, enjoy the movie!>Say, how come you always come to the cinema alone?
>>223437802>this is a drive-through you stupid sluts
Dumb cunts. The mistletoe is hung on top, not the bottom.
>>223438100They move it so incels like you can't ask to kiss them
>>223437802Because I don't have any friends. Are you really too stupid to work that out?
>>223438100*unzips*
>>223437802>black rock coffee
>>223437802>love everyoneSo love no one?
>>223437802The girl on the right is so pretty.
>>223437802but i always go with at least one member of my immediate and/or extended family? also i don't drink slop
>>223438100Anon you baka, that's holly leaves not mistletoe
>>223437802Y-you were built for BBC!
>>223437802>heh im actually a critic, they dont let me watch movies with other people, they're paying for my pure unfiltered opinion
>>223437802I want to eat all the skin on your face, both of you. Im going to digest and shit out your face.
>>223438207Her side profile is actually disgusting
>>223437802>Thanks, ladies ;)
>>223438236Shes eating anon, thats not really a fair critique.
>>223437802I’d pull the classic trick of cutting out the bottom of the cup and putting my dick in it so when o share my drink with her she touches it
>>223438236Looks like my side profile. She wouldn't even piss on us if we were on fire though, so what's the point of obsessing
>>223438217Jews fear BWC
>>223438236dios mio check out that canopy
>>223437802Lmfao nigga said "say" like it's 1950
>>223437802>Say, how come you always come to the cinema alone?
>>223438236DROPPED
>>223437802I'm a volcel, so I choose to be alone. This is totally a choice and not something that I can't change or undo on my own by the way. I could easily get poon every day of the week if I wanted to, but I choose to not do that out of self respect. You ladies have a nice night, and uh thanks for my hot chocolate
Because going to the movies is a solo activity. What are you gonna bring 15 people and talk loudly the whole time and piss the theater off? If you aren't talking then they don't even need to be there.
>>223438321dang, I always thought that was the go to; how are millennials and younger saying it?
>>223438368How old are you dude are you taking the piss lol?
>>223438368They say it like "Say"
>>223438368Girls still say old timey bullshit to sound quirky and cute, dont worry unc, dont let the zooms get to you
>>223438421I remember when /tv/ thought she was just a random fast food worker when in fact she's a well known tiktok harlot
>>223437802>>223438281>>223438421Some Asian redditor told me this girl moved to California and she is dating a Korean guy.
>>223438511why do rich girls like larping as poor people?
>>223438515Some jewish cuck made this post because he's scared of white guys
>>223437802Sorry. Blondie looks like a stick with a pretty face.
>>223437802How do they know I’m going to a movie?
>>223438602What? I'm not Jewish. I never call this girl a coalburner or mudshark.
>>223438262why would she put her hand inside the cup?
>>223438421performative afshe cute tho
>>223438381I would like to cave your skull in>>223438515I bet he did
ugly man hands
>>223438262how do you create a watertight seal between the cup and your dick?
>>223437866It's a drive-in movie theater you dumb fucking zoomer
>>223437802Emma Rosie?
>>223439209hate this over the top acting bitch
>>223439208>zoomerI was literally born in 1884 you dumb faggot.
>>223439209I like that little slut but this coffee girl is a LOT prettier than her.
>>2234392081. it isn't2. give the stupid repetitive zoomer bitching a rest holy shit
>>223439268>vampire claws typed this
>>223439268Then maybe use your time machine and go back to 1984 and experience some real culture.
>>223438515Simu is still a fucking loser. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
>>223438524Idk. Why do rich jews from Long Island larp as Southern rednecks?
>>223438257May he goon in peace
>>223438524because it's real and authentic
>>223439268This nigga finna mega unc
>>223438421someone should tell these thots that changing your facial expression every 2 seconds is not natural. it's okay to just look sort of neutral/bored for a bit.
>>223439208they dont have drive thru restaraunts at the drive in movie theatre you fucking retard
>>223439295>>223439447zoom zoom
>>223437802>"mind your own business, cunt!">"And I said no ice!". I throw the soda at her fucking head
>>223438187I'm glad I'm not the only one that noticed this.
Damn brats making fun of me I'll show them one day!
>>223438611sauce?
>>223437802>I didn't think anyone noticed, or cared. Don't really see moviegoing as a social activity anyway, haha! And no one likes the movies I like.I leave out the part where I'm a friendless 31yo khhv.
It's almost impossible for me to achieve orgasm without being in serious physical pain.
>>223439327Oh, prole drift
>>223439777Laura Mirashaj
>>223438281Literally my type, holy shit
>>223439389This really, really isn't funny anymore>>223439461Every time I see this I want to stab the person saying it t. born in 89
>>223439949'Prole drift' refers to higher class or initially expensive things becoming cheaper and popular with prolesI think 'slumming it' or 'larping' would be more accurate
>>223440555okay unc
>>223440594Girl on the right in OP >>223437802 picrel has a Hollywoof deal now.
>>223437802Kohberger sequel?
>>223438236>Happy Halloween >I'm a witch from the side!
>>223440594would love to suck her perfect girlcock
>>223437802never happens
>>223439177you dont do anything. you listen and thats what noone did
>here's your extra large popcorn with extra butter... "sir">please go aw.. enjoy the movie.you know it's true.
>>223439208AI drive-in. Bleak
>>223440594my sonic in sc stopped rollerskates because black girl fell down over ten years ago. now i do drive-thru only on thurs and fri but it's a big millennial black lady who calls me "sugah" she knows what i like besides that and is nice at least
>>223440808Holy shit. He can't even recognize a real pic anymore
Spider-Man: Brand New Day opening weekend was the first time I ever went to a movie alone. Went there mostly to pass the time.I felt insecure about doing it, so I chugged a bunch of alcohol before entering the theater. And then felt more and more dehydrated throughout the movie and didn't enjoy it very much.Lesson learned, medicating that way is not always a good idea
>>223438368zoomers would say ngl why do you always go to the movies alone
>>223438421This is normal in scandinavia
>>223441125All girls look like that?
>>223440326Is your type hot women?>>223441125lol. Scandinavians don't do customer service like that. Most of them don't even smile at others.
>>223438197Subversion in a nutshell
