Why is it rated so highly?
>>223437887watch it and find out
>>223437887Girls and other retards who like slop.
cuz good
>>223437950i'll suck the slop right out of your uncut chad cock
>>223437887it's good, clean fun outside of the whole kiera knightley being sexualized and threatened with gangrape whilst underage .
>>223437887It’s on of few perfect trilogies
>Turn your brain off summer adventure popcorn flick before green screens, AI, and Twitter politics ruined movies>WhY iS iT rAtEd So HiGhLy?Kys zoomer
>>223437887It;s what movies should be. Escapism, not preach about politics that only affect this moment in time.
>>223437887Because before this film the last pirate movie was Cutthroat Island, which bombed so hard Hollywood declared the genre cursed.
>>223437887Because it's good family friendly fun. And no gay political messaging.
>>223437887that creative necklace shadow to imply she has a cleavage
Because it's kino.
>>223437887Younger millennials are retards and think it's great.
>>223437887it's the peak of PG-13 family moviesit's a fun movie no matter how old you are
>>223437887Best adventure movie of all time.
>>223437887Good cast, great production design and effects work, okay story that plays characters off each other well enough to keep the story moving and most of the characters well-defined, if basic. It's far too long, but what's there is good.
>>223438047>outside of the whole kiera knightley being sexualized and threatened with gangrape whilst underagesounds awful
>>223438047faggot
>>223437887>Good cast>Great OST>Fun simple story>Good pacingWhat's not to like? It's easily the best movie in the franchise. 2 and 3 or okay, but they try a little too hard at times, where the 1st movie was just having fun with it.
>>223437887cause it's fun
>>223438047Have you heard Kiera's commentary for the film? she loved that shit>>223438796Keke she was constantly seething about how they would edit movie posters to give her tits
>>223437887It's probably the perfect blockbuster movie.Not an ounce of fat, perfectly paced, script is great, music is great, editing is great, production design is great.
>>223438080the first was kino but 2 and 3 were bloated to shit
>>2234412972 could have been improved greatly if you cut off some of the fat. There were too many whacky silly moments that dragged on, like the skull island sequence and the wooden water mill wheel fight at the end. I usually just skip over 2 because I feel like it has too much bloat. 3 isn't as bad in my opinion. I also prefer the soundtrack in 3.
>>223437887it was made back when people were allowed to have fun, you wouldn't get it
>>223437887Because it’s damned near perfect.
>>223437887Women love men who wears mascara.
>>223438047Kiera was fine in this (other than the typical grrl fantasy of multiple men being obsessed with her). She got pretty insufferable as the series progressed and I didn't even finish the 3rd one because of her.
>>223438190They went full grrlboss on that when everyone just wanted a comfy pirate movie with a jack sparrow type protagonist.
It's called being kino
>>223437887Ocean shots and ships speak to the soul of man
>>223438047We all know what part of your dr zhivago vhs is totally worn out. Stop playin.
