DEJA VU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGxsBCmKJ-A like this?

>>223438817
>oh no, an imminent collision of tons and tons of metal moving at 50 miles per hour, allow me to brace and absorb the entirety of the impact onto my extended arms.
are boomers really THIS dum?

>>223438817
Anybody wants to explain those seatbelts to me? Was that supposed to be a prank or did they both forget to clip in additional straps.
Because no matter how you look at it, this belt's only purpose seems to be to keep your corpse inside of the car.

>>223438817
Their wives were so ashamed of their husbands recklessly crashing that they both immediately divorced them to save face.

>>223439123
They have additional straps that they didn't use.

>>223439123
it's to ensure mechanical castration in the event of a significant accident for the betterment of the species.

>>223439123
There are 2 belts. One for the hips, and the other for your torso. They only put on the first, which proved to be a stupid idea.

>>223439187
This can't be real

>>223439221
It is. The guys said in a video afterwards that they recovered but it cost them their marriages.

>>223439572
Many such cases.

>>223438817
boomer moment

>>223438817
He could have easily taken the key out of the ignition and turn hard left to crash up the embankment there, way softer.

>>223438817
What is the best thing to have done in this scenario to take minimal damage?

My idea
>either try to jump out of car and roll
>or cross your arms and fold them over your face to cover it and try to be as limp as possible

>>223439844
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

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>>223439123
>Anybody wants to explain those seatbelts to me?
5 point belts are used for racing cars to give extra safety.
It turns out belts only work if you wear them.
This made a couple of boomers who 'still got it' shit their pants, hit their heads, and snapped the one guy's elbows.

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>>223438817

>>223439844
>stand on the car roof
>wait till the last second and jump
It's not that hard desu

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I love car kino so much.

>>223438817
>Locking your elbows
A poor choice.

>>223439844
I wouldn't have done anything. I would have listened to what they had to say.

>>223439044
Yes. Yes they are.

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>>223439971
Gotta give credit to the anon who made this.
Laughter my balls off so hard yesterday when it was posted.

>>223439572
Breach of contract. It specifically said "in good and in bad times".