>>223438957Yummy. More slop to make fun of.
George Lucas is rolling in his grave.
>>223438957As a nudist
>>223439048It's a good trick.
>>223438957The Force Awakens is older than Revenge of the Sith was when it came out
>>223439412Your mom is older than the dinosaurs and weighs more too.
>>223438957She mogs me
>>223439479That pic is from seven years ago. She's like 40 now.
>>223439499And?
>>223439791She doesn't mog you anymore, retard.
Star Wars is dead until it's removed from Disney's rancid paws
>>223438957I don't think that's true at all!
>>223440004Doubtful.
>Star Wars Episode XXX
>>223440004She is still a 10 incel.
>>223438957Awesome! Is she going to be a bitter, disillusioned catlady living as a hermit on some jerkwater planet?
>>223439457Your mom is my dad.
>>223439412That is a poorly constructed sentence.
>>223440155This.
George Lucas raped my childhood niggas are dead silent as the mouse rapes Star Wars over and over
>>223438957I wish rey would forcebounce on my dick iykwim
>>223438957*Sigh*Somehow Rey returned.
>>223438957
>>223444266Mmmmm
>He didn't check Reyvago
>>223438957Is that part of Rian's trilogy that's still coming any day now or no?
>>223441014She was never a 10. If she was, Kathleen and her HR team would have passed on her and went to someone less attractive.
>>223444419is this a show on BLACKED?
>>223444404Must they always cast women with joker smiles?
>>223444480Yes
>>223444460
>>223444535now thats a show I can get into
>>223444404KEK
>>223444535yes please
I mean yeah the movies are bad but Daisy Ridley is good looking.
Daisy's accent is the only reason I ever bothered listeinng to Rey's shitty dialogue
>>223444683>mfw I just realized I’ve never heard her speak
>>223444683She has the perfect voice for JOI
>>223444754i love those AI celeb voice JOIs
>>223446643getting ready for her meeting at BLACKED headquarters.
>>223439412For the comparison to work it should be Rise of Skywalker, which came out 9 years ago, just shy of the 10 year gap between Force Awakens and Revenge of the Sith
How do you have another movie in the "skywalker saga" when the last movie killed all the skywalkers? they don't really expect people to buy the rey skywalker stolen valor shit do they?
>>223447336Would worship pits
>>223447381
>>223447420Deliciously perfect
>>223438957women ruined star wars.
>>223447630>that will never be me
>>223447647
>>223441401No, only men become bitter and disillusioned. Rey wil lbe a #GIRLBOSS
>>223447647it can be you one day
>>223438957My day is always better with a sprinkle of oReygano.
>>223438957I find that unlikely
>>223451627haha
>>223439412ROTS age at time of release: 0Force awakens, age > 0Wow how illuminating
And Darth Vader returns? With baby Yoda? And Shit Glurpo?
>I wouldn't have sex with Daisy Ridley>I'm a heterosexual man btwSure thing, buddy.
The Disney sequels were so pants in head retarded it had to have been some kind of psyop. The only way forward would be make everything after Rey meets Luke on the island a dream. I mean what the fuck was that third film Jesus Christ. Remarkable the clowns running modern Disney speed ran crashing a franchise then have cajones to suggest making more.
>>223447305>>How do you have another movie in the "skywalker saga" when the last movie killed all the skywalkers? they don't really expect people to buy the rey skywalker stolen valor shit do they?The boy in STARFIGHTER is probably going to be Luke's children and New Trilogy Main antagonist will probably somehow be Ben solo's daughter or son.Disney is going to spin it and make it look like it was always the plan
>>223453391*on
>>223453391But even still there's zero nostalgia or fan appreciation for the sequels.Nobody remembers Kylo Ren, The First Order or Takodana
>>223453433We can at least collectively laugh at the prequels & everyone enjoys prequel memes there's nothing in the sequels bar the jump scare black man and Rey posting. The sequels should have been another renaissance for Disney.
There was never any Skywalker saga, it was a shitty marketing gimmick.
I like her bum.
>>223449220Sabine was a decade older in Ahsoka than at the end of Rebels, and was bitter and disillusioned, living in the former dwelling of the guy she friendzoned who is missing. She actually had a cat, too.
>>223438957fuck rey, fuck the recent sequels in name only. not Canon.make a new twilek character named Darth Thighthickius and the saga she went through. don't make it woke shit. simple
>>223446709>"even though you have really small boobies, I think you are super cute!"
>>223444480
>>223455680femcel Daisy is more science fiction than Rey Skywalker
>>223455719
>>223439048Nope, he just climbs on his 1:1 naboo starfighter model and makes pew pew noises when nobody is looking.
>>223453391Nope, just retarded suits trying to make product appeal to the widest possible demographic (original star wars was young boys only).
>star wars in 2026there's nothing they can do to make me care anymore. star wars just isnt cool. they made it lame and boring
>>223438957yellow lightsabers are ugly
>>223455719This
>>223438957Such a shame they keep putting her into that shit role, she's a pretty decent actress and also kindda hot.
>>223438957Don't care, won't watch. You might as well replace Rey 'Skywalker' with Tilly Norwood.
>>223457929Ever since I saw the "phantom menace"I wish I never touched a TV remote or went to the cinema - ever.
Please no.Run this bitch over with a Podracer multiple times at top speed.
>>223460601I like her. Great picture to paint too.
>>223447305Palpatine is kind of like Anakin’s father because the force made him in response to Palps and plaguies fucking around in it.
>>223438957what about Avengers Doomsday?
>>223447578>kill Luke off so Leia can shineThese people are so short sighted, lmao
she should play octomom in a biopic about her life and famous pregnancy
>>223462529cruel