What’s the correct choice here?
>>223441412killing yourself
Not to play.
>>223441412If it is a horse race, go with the horse.
>>223441439>>223441446both great answers
>>223441412Amanda (far left one). She’s a submissive pig and loves big dicks.
The brunette. Because I'm not RETARDED.
>>2234414122nd from the left. The other 3 are ugly as shit.
>>2234414123241
Look at those noses. Are those actors Jews?
>>223441412>cropping out the feetThere is not enough information to answer you
>>2234414122 and 4 are the only attractive ones
>>223441487Miwanda.
>>223441412The MILF will clearly be the best fuck. It's not like you're going to marry any of them anyway.
>>223441439/thread.
>>223441412the blonde on the far right always did it for me
>>223441412Aren't they all massive fucking whores?
>>223441792i saw your deleted post ;)
>>223442009Well what's your answer anon?
>>223442063they are white
>>223441412I remember when I was like 10 or 11 and my mom would watch that show on TV, I remember that already then I had nothing but disgust for those women, I didn't know much about sex but I knew these women were nothing i'd like to approach with a 10 foot pole. Funny how the brain is wired with experience you haven't had yet
>>223442110But are they massive?
Charlotte obviously. She's the youngest and prettiest and we know she's willing to date ugly dudes.
>>223441412The redhead
SJP, but I make her wear her Mars Attacks outfit.
>>223441685My bad, I meant the far right one.
>>223442123And I would wager that's also why you're still a virgin to this day.
>>223441412How did they afford thier lifestyles?
>>223442127wouldnt say so, 'massive white' would indicate pure aryan ancenstry, and at least one of them is jewish, which is 'white-adjacent' at most
>>223441412I think a standard 9mm in hollow points would be sufficient
>>223441412Hit them with your car
>>223442319>ancenstryNOOOOOOOOOO I MADE A MINOR SPELLING MISTAKE
>>223441412>What’s the correct choice here?Move to countryside.
phoebe from friends
>>223442283I expected this response. Look, if used up post wall 35 year old roasties is how you get laid, don't call other people virgins, because you were very closed to being one for life
Would fuck Samantha and marry Charlotte
Whichever one will sit on my face
Easy, the 10/10 comfy girl from the small town a long drive away from the city
Miwanda and Charlotte.
>>223441412>What’s the correct choice here?>Miranda as a professional assistant>Charlotteas a wife>Carriewhifes friend who you steal used panties from and jack off smelling her shoes when she comes over>Samanthaside piece / lover / bring her along on family vations with Charlotte and the kids in the hope of a alcohol induced threesome
>>223441412Charlotte is wife material
>>223441526>3I agree but I'm biased because she looked extremely hot in Hocus Pocus.
>>223441412Samantha, but I couldn't handle her
>>223441412Walking away: they’re all garbage and have spawned 2 generations of women who think being insufferable and entitled will attract someone decent.
kill, marry, kill, fuck
>>223441412Marry Charlotte if I was a rich guy. Marry Miranda if I was poor to leech off her. Fuck Samantha daily. Kill Carrie.
>>223441412I haven't seen the show, but fuck Kim Cattrall, Marry Kristin Davis, and kill the other two. Then again, I wouldn't mind fucking Hocus Pocus Sarah Jessica Parker.
>>223443603She's only hot when someone else does her makeup ,otherwise she's hagmaxing
>>223441412All of them.Any order.
>>223441412Two on the left but with unshaved everything.
>>223441412Fuck any or all of them, marry none of them, kill all of them.
I find this thread's overall lack of Kim Cattrall disturbing.
>>223441412The best thing to do would be to not need sex. That way, when you would normally spend money on someone else in order to get a thing that serves no purpose (without a baby sex is just a very easy stress relief activity)Of course, most people won't understand this because the front part of their brain is essentially in a state of permenant torpor
>>223444000Are you always on
I always got a boner when Kim Catrall got nude.Miranda is a birchCharlotte is boringCarrie was mid
why was Charlotte so boring? she was the youngest and prettiest but from what I remember her plots were always some tedious whining about something. she got aura mogged big time by Samantha.
>>223441412barring the door in the after starting the housefire
>we're ready to settle down now
>>223441412The ginger, probaby. IdkWho cheated the least?
>>223445586>why was Charlotte so boring?because she was the hottest she everyone else resented her and gave her boring storylines
>>223441412That one. Or is it wrong show?
>>223441412Charlotte
>>223441412>What’s the correct choice here?they are all right and wrong, a great example that you must compromise with any partner or you wind up alone and bitter
zoomer here (25)was SJP really considered hot at the time?
>>223441412Yes, MY FAVORITE, NO WAY, YES
brunette > Cattrall > redhead > horse
>>223446955Not really. Back when Sex and the City was still airing everyone made fun of her horse face.>>223441412I guess I'll take Kim Catrall then Kristin Davis. I've always thought Cynthia Nixon and Sarah Jessica Parker were fucking hideous.
>>223443603>Kristin DavisYou should look up her happening. She's a dirty girl.
Second from left is best.
>>223441412Not getting herpes.
>>223441412short hair and the horseface, obviouslyhorsefaces are patrician and so are short hair but I'd have her dye to a different colour
THEY HAVE SEX IN A CITY
>>223441412Flame thrower.
>>223441412from left to right:old piece of shitodd face shaped bitcha literal horsea horny wood planknah, i'm good
>>223441412I'm not going to lie, I thought Sarah Jessica Parker was very cute back in her day.
>>223441792Samantha (smoking hot chick on the right) gets blacked in the first season and the guy's sister tells her she's a filthy coalburner and needs to go back to her own kind
>>223445612wtf they're only 60
whichever one was vocal about liking foreskin
>>223446955She was pretty hot in that Bruce Willis movie.
>>223441412I like the one on the right because she reminds me of Manniquin.>https://youtu.be/3wxyN3z9PL4
>samantha >charlotte >teenage jewess Kat dennings >natasha >charlotte’s white daughter rock after she’s un-trannied by getting some dick >killing myself >miranda pre AJLT >carrie but only with a ball gag and good so she couldn’t find me and annoy me the rest of my life
>>223443603The two girls mog her hard in that movie.
>>223441412So is this just a show about three whores and their mom?
>>223441412>>31224341
